A very curious dream

  At that time, my first reaction was that I was dreaming! I've always loved to dream, and it's this kind of beautiful spring-like dream. If I don't do something about it, I'd be letting myself down.

  I don't know if it's because of excessive male hormone secretion or the influence of Nie Xiaoqian, but anyway, I'm still very excited.

  Since it was in a dream, I didn't worry about anything and went up to chat with her for a few sentences. But it seemed like this little girl didn't quite like me, so she brushed me off. That brother had no choice but to take drastic measures! This can't be blamed on me, it can only be blamed on your great figure coming to tempt me!

  I didn't say another word and hugged her, saying "Sister, just give in to me, okay? We can chat too", but she was dead set against it. We struggled for a long time, until the last moment, I finally saw her face clearly, and I was shocked - this is a man's face!

  At that time, I was so scared that I almost vomited! I wanted to run quickly, but he caught me and seemed to enjoy the feeling. Ah, big brother, I was wrong, okay? Let me go! This guy said, if you hug someone, do you think you can be irresponsible? There's no door at all!

  My brain just exploded, fortunately I didn't do anything too out of line with her earlier, otherwise I would definitely have psychological trauma! He forced me to accompany him to talk about the universe and life, because his movements were too violent, I didn't dare not comply... The worst result is that if I get used to it, what if I don't feel anything for women in the future?!

  Wait, this seems like a dream, can I find a way to wake myself up?

  The me in the dream had a huge psychological suggestion, but none of them worked. This demon big brother seemed to be angry and turned around to choke my neck, I was almost suffocated!

  That feeling is really hard to describe, I think it's better to just die!

  Just as I had the thought of ending my life, a person suddenly appeared in my line of sight and slapped away that demon with one palm. Then I woke up with a start, covered in cold sweat, and even felt some pain on my neck, just like it wasn't a dream but reality.

  What a damn weird dream! This is the first time in my life I've had such a bizarre dream.

  Went to the bathroom to wash my face and then returned to the living room to drink a glass of water, trying to convince myself that it was just a dream, before I finally calmed down.

  Back in the room, I found that my lower body was a bit cold. When I touched it, I realized that my underwear was also wet with a strange sticky substance...

  Damn it! If others find out, I'll be so embarrassed!

  Changed into a new pair of underwear, scolded myself for about ten minutes, took out my phone to take a look, it was exactly 2 o'clock, which means I only slept for twenty minutes? But why did I feel like I had slept for a whole night?

  Forget it, never mind all that. Class is about to start soon. But thinking carefully, according to Chen Fei's personality, he must be waiting for me at the school gate, ready to beat me up. I'm a bit scared, so I call the class teacher to ask for leave, saying that I have hormonal imbalance and need rest. The class teacher readily agreed, saying: Men, after all, always have those few days every month.

  Wanted to sleep a bit more on the bed, recalling that dream, couldn't fall asleep no matter what. Out of boredom, opened that software again, after using radar scan, found that red dot disappeared, but that light yellow glow reappeared, feeling curious, used voice function to call out Xiaoyan's name once more.

  "Your dream is so obscene!"

  "Huh?" I immediately recalled the scene from my dream just now, damn it, can I control this? If brother could control it, why would he be with a... ugh, how disgusting!

  "You don't have to pretend you didn't know. Just now if it wasn't for me saving you, although it wouldn't be fatal, your yang energy would almost be sucked dry."

  I recall that it was a girl who saved me in the end, and after careful thought, it seems like it was actually Xiaoxian!

  "Hurry up and thank me already."

  "Thanks." I was actually a bit scared now, what had happened so far seemed to have explained some things.

  "I asked proactively: 'That Xiaoxian... do you know what just happened? And also, where did you go just now?'"

  "Don't ask so many questions, I'll explain it to you slowly." Xia Qian explained carefully: "I had something to do earlier and went out. When I came back, I found an old ghost clinging to you, pressing into your dreams, sucking your yang energy. This is what people call 'ghost pressing bed'."

  According to Xia Qian, this old ghost has a very heavy yin energy, with a yin energy value of over 10, far exceeding the standard of 7 for reincarnation. It needs to absorb human yang energy to balance its yin energy value and reduce it to the standard of 7 in order to be reborn smoothly.

  "Wait a minute, I... how does this sound a bit off? The yin energy value can actually be measured? It's quite different from our traditional Chinese culture, isn't it?" I couldn't help but comment.

  "You're really out of touch, aren't you? Are we supposed to allow only human society to develop and progress, while our spiritual realm remains stagnant?"

  I'm done with this world, is there still technological advancement in the spiritual realm?

  "Then you'd better give me a detailed explanation, what exactly is this yin energy thing." I'll play along with her story for now and see how she spins this lie.

  "Yin energy and yang energy are relative, every person and animal in the world has yin energy and yang energy inside their body, it's just a matter of more or less. For example, most people have balanced yin and yang energies inside their body, sometimes yang energy is a bit more than yin energy, sometimes yin energy is a bit more than yang energy. However, once a person leaves the physical body and becomes a soul, there will only be either yin energy or yang energy left."

  "Yin or Yang?" I asked in confusion. Xiao Qian seemed to know what I was asking and explained, "Ah, I forgot to tell you that the soul actually has three states: ghost, pseudo-ghost, and... divine soul."

  When she mentioned the two words "divine soul", Xia Qian paused for a moment. I didn't understand anything except for "ghostly spirit", so I asked her to explain.

  Xiao Qian said: "You shouldn't be unfamiliar with ghosts, the one that invaded your dream just now is the lowest level of ghost, pseudo-ghosts won't tell you, and divine souls... can't tell you even more."

  Isn't this just idle talk?

  But hehe, Xiao Qian, you think I'm too simple. Recently, my brother has been studying traditional Chinese medicine for a long time. The two rare classic books "Learning Traditional Chinese Medicine Every Day" and "Introduction to Traditional Chinese Medicine" in the drawer, I have read them countless times. This is not bragging, if you have the ability, go find Hua Tuo or Zhang Zhongjing to compare with me?

  Having studied traditional Chinese medicine, you will have a more detailed understanding of the yin-yang system in I Ching. Yin and yang tend towards two extremes, ghosts and spirits? It means that if there is the existence of ghosts, then there must be the existence of gods, and those who are neither divine nor ghostly are called pseudo-ghosts or fake spirits.

  The child born from the hybrid of ghosts and gods?

  It's chaotic in the spiritual realm too!

  I told my thoughts to Xiao Qian, and she was frightened. To prevent me from slandering the reputation of the spiritual world, she reluctantly told me: "The divine soul is indeed what you said, it's what you humans call God, but you completely misunderstood the fake ghost soul. The fake ghost soul is... this matter is very serious, I still can't tell you."

  "Alright." I saw that Xiao Qian didn't seem to be joking, so I stopped pestering her. Combining what she had just said about yin and yang energy, I put forward my guess: "According to your words, ghosts only have yin energy, while gods only have yang energy, right?"

  "You're quite clever." Xiang Qian praised me, and I felt triumphant in my heart: If you can't even do this bit of reasoning, didn't my three good students get it for nothing?

  "Go on and talk about your high-tech stuff."

  "Uh-huh, I continue. In fact, the measurement of yin and yang can be done with special instruments. First, use a soul injector to extract a certain amount of soul liquid, then detect the concentration of the soul through precise instruments. The highest concentration of the soul is generally not more than fourteen, and the lowest is not less than one. Only souls with a concentration of seven can be reincarnated smoothly."

  Damn it, this is a bit complicated, isn't it? This spiritual realm is too scientific. And what's with the syringe and precision instruments?

  "......Xiao Qian, I have a most critical question." I asked, raising my hand.

  "Go ahead and ask."

  "The soul, does it really exist? To be honest, I still don't dare to believe it, this is really too subversive of my worldview." I said frankly.

  Xiao Qian sighed and said helplessly: "You still don't believe me, never mind if you don't. I won't play with you anymore, I have things to attend to. Goodbye."

  As soon as she finished speaking, the light yellow dot on the radar disappeared. My curiosity grew heavier and I hurriedly persuaded: "Xiao Qian, don't go! I have a way to believe you! Hello, hello, where's the person?"

  I rubbed my eyes, and this little girl could instantly move and disappear directly, which was really too against the sky. I muttered two sentences in my heart, and Xiaoxian's voice appeared again: "Teasing you, I've been here all along."

  I looked at the phone screen and those pale yellow light spots appeared again. I asked: "Have you been here all along? Didn't it disappear just now?"

  "I just hid my Yang energy. For someone like me with a higher soul level, this is nothing." Xia Qian said proudly.

  "Yang energy?" I exclaimed: "Are you saying, you are a divine soul?"

  "Of course, can a female ghost be as beautiful as me?" Xiao Qian said mischievously: "Hehe, call me Goddess then."

  "Long live the goddess... "Damn it, why do I feel like something's off again?

  "What's the soul level?" My eyes widened: "This is so much fun, like a fantasy novel, can you guys still fight monsters and level up? Can I come with you? Fighting monsters and leveling up is my favorite thing to do!"

  "Are you mocking me?" Xia Qing said with a bit of anger, "Unfortunately, the soul level is not as simple as you think. It's not something that can be strengthened by just fighting monsters and practicing cultivation. In fact, from the moment we became souls, our soul levels were already determined."

  "What was that?" I heard her tone become serious, and I didn't dare to make any more jokes. She continued: "You should have noticed the different colored dots on the radar screen, right? As expected, the old ghost who just pressed you down should be a red dot."

  "Uh-huh, is it really red, and does it have something to do with the soul level?" I asked.

  "Of course, it's related. The level of the soul is displayed in different colors on the radar, from weak to strong, in the order of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. That old ghost just now showed up as red on the radar, almost the lowest level of a small ghost."

  According to Xia Qian's words, she showed a light yellow color on the radar, which belongs to the yellow in red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple. It seems that the level is not too low.

  I was stunned, and Xiao Qian interrupted me: "Didn't you just say you had a plan? Tell us about it."

  I smiled and said: "Actually it's very simple. The lowest level old ghost from just now can invade my dreams, which means you can also invade my dreams!"

  "Of course I can, but I don't want to." Xia Qian hummed, seemingly somewhat dissatisfied.

  "Why?" I asked in surprise.

  "Because your dream is too obscene!" Xiao Qian said coldly.