The world that only ghosts know

  "Just now... that was an accident! It won't happen again, otherwise I wouldn't be able to believe you!" I said seriously, emphasizing that I'm a decent person.

  "Don't!" Xiao Qian said with extreme disgust. At that time, I was already unhappy. You all judge for yourselves, is my brother so evil?

  "Whatever~"

  "No!"

  "Come on, come on~"

  "No! No!"

  “……”

  Note: This part is extremely disgusting, so it is omitted for 250 words.

  After a five-minute verbal battle, Xiao Qian finally compromised, and all I had to do was get a good night's sleep.

  Sleeping is easy for me, usually I can fall asleep in a quarter of a minute during class, the secret is to recite my favorite Guanyin Heart Sutra: Shariputra, form does not differ from emptiness, emptiness does not differ from form, form is just emptiness, emptiness is just form, perception, thought, action, and consciousness are also like this... really want to empty it out.

  I fell asleep quickly on the bed, and this dream was extremely strange. I actually dreamed that I was running naked in the street? What kind of situation is this? It's really shameless, but this feeling of being completely unrestrained... I like it.

  People are coming and going on the street, when they pass by, they all cast fiery glances at me. I'm still enthusiastically greeting others, but they keep praising me: Pervert! Vulgar!

  I was walking along, but what I never expected was that a van suddenly came out of nowhere and sent me flying! As I soared through the air about 10 meters high, it felt like I was turning into Ultraman... I clearly saw the driver of the van, who else could it be but Xiaoxian?!

  "Ah!" I suddenly woke up, my heart still racing violently, and my back was covered in cold sweat. Xiaoyan's voice came from the phone again: "Do you remember being hit by me driving a bread car just now?"

  My eyes were dull and I muttered: "Remember... remember."

  "Do you believe me now?" Xiao Qian chuckled, just like a pigeon, but I couldn't get too excited because what had just happened couldn't be explained by any advanced technology!

  Is there a machine that can know what I dream about? And it's so accurate!

  "Uh... I believe you." I nodded slightly, trembling a bit. Xiang said "this is more like it" and hummed the song "A Chinese Ghost Story" by Leslie Cheung, her voice fading away as if she wanted to leave. I asked: "Where do you want to go?"

  "Go out and absorb some sunshine, I just invaded your dream and consumed a lot of energy, I need to replenish it."

  But I had many doubts in my heart, and also thought that Nie Xiaoqian was quite interesting, so I wanted to keep her here, ask her some questions, and spend this lonely time: "Don't go, how much yang energy do you need, I'll give it to you."

  "Really?" Xiao Qian asked with some delight.

  "Of course."

  "Don't regret it."

  "No regrets!"

  "Then I won't be polite!" As soon as the words left my mouth, I felt a sudden tightness in my body, and it seemed like my lips were being touched by something soft and wet. This feeling... was like a kiss?

  This feeling was wonderful at first, and breathing became more and more urgent. I actually enjoyed this moment.

  But soon, this feeling disappeared, and my eyes began to blur. The strength in my body was disappearing at an unimaginable speed! Half a minute later, the pain disappeared, replaced by an unprecedented fatigue. I weakly said into the phone: "Xiao Qian, what have you done to me? I'm so tired."

  "It's all because of you sucking up the good energy, don't say I didn't warn you~" said Little Qian innocently.

  "Ah, my waist hurts...... what did you do to my kidneys?!" I asked with some fear. According to traditional Chinese medicine, the human body's hidden yang energy is mostly stored in the kidneys, and losing a unit of yang energy would normally result in waist pain.

  That moment I really wanted to cry: originally a unit of yang energy is so much, damn it, how many whips do you need to eat to make up for it?

  "Are you regretting it? I knew your kidneys weren't good, okay, I'll return the yang energy to you..." Before Xiaoxiang could finish speaking, I immediately patted my chest and refused, "Return what? With just this little yang energy, my kidneys are fine, they'll recover soon!"

  "I'm telling you, I've actually studied traditional Chinese medicine. According to TCM theory, the kidneys are in charge of water, and water is a gentle thing..." I rambled on about a bunch of nonsense TCM knowledge that even I didn't fully understand, making her laugh so hard she was doubled over. Before we knew it, it was already 3:30 in the afternoon.

  Chatting with Xiao Qian doesn't feel tiring at all, and it's getting more interesting. Unintentionally, I thought of a question that I've never figured out from the beginning: Why has Xiao Qian been following me all along? Is she looking for something from me? Or is there another reason?

  I was thinking of asking her, but she suddenly asked me: "Why aren't you going to class? Don't you remember that today isn't the weekend?"

  I sighed and said helplessly: "Don't you remember what happened this morning? Chen Fei will definitely not let me off, if I go, I'll definitely be beaten to death by his men!"

  "Cut, you really have no backbone." Xiao Qian said with disdain: "No wonder you can't find a girlfriend, which girl would want to be with such a weak guy?"

  Xiao Qian really is looking down on me, yes, in other people's eyes, I am indeed a timid boy, too honest. But in fact, it's not that I'm too cowardly, it's just that I think this is such a hassle, after getting involved with Chen Fei, things will never end, and my studies and life will be completely disrupted.

  It's just this moment, I feel insulted by Xiao Qian. What do you mean "no wonder you can't find a girlfriend"? Little sister Xiao Qian, that was not right to say, do you think my right hand is for decoration?

  At that time, I was extremely unhappy, but now it's already this late, going to class is basically not possible, and besides, I've already asked the head teacher for leave. So I told Xiao Qian, I'll go tomorrow, Chen Fei is a jerk! I'd beat him to death!

  The next day, 7:00 in the morning.

  Under the disturbance of the alarm clock, I woke up reluctantly. Thinking about going to school and fighting, my mood was still very excited: Want, want or Xiaoxian, let's go next time... Next time!

  The phone transmitted Xiang's voice through the Soul Detector: "Big brother, I know you don't want to go. Anyway, you're so useless, so I'll just suck out all your yang energy."

  "Alright, alright, I'm getting up!" I groggily got out of bed and quickly put on my clothes, washed up, and drank a liter of milk, two eggs, and a sausage. Because all these things are pretty nutritious!

  However, the direct result of drinking so much is... bloating. But I still persisted and arrived at the school gate. As expected, Chen Fei was indeed there with a few brothers smoking at the school entrance. One of his younger brothers spotted me first: "Look, that idiot has arrived!"

  Chen Fei and those people didn't care about starting a forest fire, directly throwing the cigarette into the grass. People who don't cherish flowers and plants will definitely be punished. Soon they surrounded me, Chen Fei sneered at me with a pretentious expression, saying: "Hao Shuang, you're awesome, really awesome! You dared to play tricks on me and still dare to come to school? Aren't you afraid of death?"

  "Heh heh." I also lowered my head and smiled gloomily, with an unprecedented sense of confidence in my heart, because Xiao Qian was right behind me. What could they do to me when I had her?

  "What are you laughing at, are you stupid?!" The person next to Chen Fei pointed a finger at my forehead and continued: "If you kneel down for our Flying Brother, he might take pity on you and forgive you, haha!"

  "Am I going to kneel for you?" I directly threw out a sentence, and because the voice was very loud, it attracted some classmates to come over and watch.

  "What did you say? Say it again!" Chen Fei was furious, and without saying another word, he swung his fist at me. I had been prepared for this and quickly retreated, but my chest still took a hit. It didn't hurt too much. Chen Fei started shouting: "What are you standing there for? Come on, let's go! Screw him!"

  Chen Fei and his three brothers charged forward fiercely, while I remained calm and collected. In less than a quarter of the time it takes to burn an incense stick, I made an important decision: this is too much for me to handle! Run!

  I ran back like my life depended on it, and I took out my phone to ask Xiao Qian why she wasn't helping. Xiao Qian said anxiously, "I don't know either! He's got a lot of yang energy today, he must have eaten something very nourishing last night. I couldn't get close to him!"

  "It's all over!" I cried out in my heart, this is a tragedy! My brother can't run fast, and soon he'll be caught up, then they'll pin him to the ground, and that will be a disaster!

  "Can you think of a way?" I urged Xiaoyan on the phone, and she was also at a loss, muttering for me to think about it.

  It seems that asking others is not as good as asking oneself, I have to think of a way... Ah! Inspiration burst out like a fountain, finally turning into saliva, drawing a beautiful arc in the air, and landing squarely on Chen Fei's face!

  "Damn it! He actually spat!" Chen Fei immediately changed color and sped up his pursuit, so I had to keep spitting water backwards. But Chen Fei and his gang were not willing to show weakness either, they also wanted to spit at me. However, due to the law of inertia and Einstein's theory of relativity, my saliva was very fast compared to them, but their saliva was extremely slow compared to me. None of those "bombs" landed on me.

  One minute later, I couldn't spit out saliva again. Spitting so much saliva took a lot of effort, and soon I was caught up by Chen Fei and others and knocked to the ground!