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  (2) Can't get it up at all

  Anyway, it's boring, so let's just chat for a while longer.

  I said: "May I call you Xiao Qian?"

  "She smiled: 'Okay.'"

  I said: "That's okay, you can just call me by my name."

  She hesitated for a moment and said somewhat awkwardly: "I'm not calling."

  I exclaimed: "Why?"

  She said: "Too cheap."

  ……

  After chatting for a while, I gradually felt that this game is too much fun, the game designer must be outstanding! Just as I was getting into it, the room door was pushed open and a venomous voice came: "Brother, how can you not even cook rice?!... Still playing with your phone? I'll tell mom, humph!"

  "I, I forgot, haha......" I scratched my head, thinking oh no, I was too engrossed in playing just now and didn't remember to cook dinner!

  Just as I was about to continue explaining, she slammed the door shut and left. I'm doomed! Making my sister angry is not going to end well for me. Last time, just because I came home a bit late, she tattled on me to mom, which directly resulted in my allowance being cut in half for a whole month!

  No way, I have to think of a solution. If the pocket money is reduced by half again, I won't be able to buy Street Fighter and Tekken games often!

  I stuffed the phone back into my pocket and rushed to the kitchen, where my sister was busily cooking rice. I gritted my teeth and forced out a sentence: "I'm here!"

  "Go and cool off!" My sister said angrily. I said I'd cook, my sister was so scared that she almost smashed the pot on the ground: "No, no! Can people eat what you cook? Okay, okay, I'm not angry anymore, don't tell on me, just go and cool off."

  My sister's face suddenly turned bright red, and she smiled as she pushed me out of the kitchen. I said I'd remember next time, and tonight I'll take her to snack street as an apology, then went back to my room. My sister still needs some time to cook, so I took out my phone thinking of continuing playing for a while. The girl's voice in my phone sounded again: "Who was that girl just now? She looks pretty good, and she's already living together with you while still in high school, how shameless."

  "Hey, that's my sister, my own sister!"

  "Brute! You won't even spare your own sister!"

  "What the heck is this thing?" I think this thing is too humanized, is artificial intelligence really that powerful?

  "Do you want to know?" she asked mysteriously, with a tone and pace that were perfectly natural, and her reaction was also very quick.

  I said: "Think!"

  She said: "Go back to the game's main page and take a look at that radar."

  I went back to the main page according to what she said, that area with radar display showed no soul around, I asked again: "Then?"

  "Press Start Scan option and try."

  I did as I was told. Five seconds later, a light yellow dot really appeared right in front of the radar. She said: "Now open the soul-measuring camera and point it at what's in front of you."

  "Then I can see you?"

  "Agreed." Niece Xiaoqian replied happily.

  "Really?" I'm getting a little uneasy now, she said it as if it were true, and I suddenly had an ominous premonition.

  Nie Xiaoqian didn't speak, I thought and thought, my curiosity drove me to take action, I clicked on the menu option of the soul-capturing camera, and the camera mode was turned on. When I picked it up and looked at it in front of me, I saw the shadow of that beautiful woman again, scaring me into an "ah" sound, and instantly dropping my phone!

  I'm sure that wasn't just my imagination! There really was a person on the screen, and it was one of those naked ones too. The figure was quite slender, but trust me: I didn't feel anything at all!

  "Brother, what are you doing?" His sister's voice came from the kitchen. To prevent her from being suspicious, he hastily said: "No, no! I'm practicing Gong Li Na's divine song, ah... Ah oh, ah oh, oh eh oh! Haha, how was my singing?"

  My sister was quickly dismissed, and Nie Xiaoqian's voice came again: "You're also too rude, scared like this, I'm at least an eight-point beauty!"

  "What the hell are you?" I panted, my heart racing with uncertainty. Dammit, had I really seen a ghost today?

  They say she's an 80% beauty? Rubbish, I just remembered to look down and didn't pay much attention to her appearance.

  "I am a soul." Nie Xiaoqian chuckled twice, and I observed that the light yellow dot in front of the screen had come to my side. The voice came again: "Don't you believe? Do you think I'm something designed by a programmer?"

  I don't know whether it's right or wrong, but at this point, I really can't figure out what's going on.

  Seeing that I didn't respond, Nian Xiaoqian mischievously said: "Alright then, you point the camera at me, don't be afraid, and then you tell me what action to do and I'll do it. This way, you should believe me, right?"

  "Alright."

  I thought this was a feasible approach, so I used the camera to focus on her again. At this time, she was beside me, and on the screen, it was still that naked beauty. I held my breath and observed carefully, and indeed, I could get 80% of what I wanted!

  Long hair and big eyes, melon seed face with skin as white as jade, slender figure, delicate and slender, height is probably around 1.6 meters, belongs to the cute type.

  But I still don't have much "feeling".

  "Go on, say what you want to do," Nie Xiaoqian asked.

  Backflip.

  I thought she would scold me to death, but unexpectedly she actually did a backflip, her movements were light and agile, with excellent muscles and bones, very suitable for practicing the "Nine Yin Scripture".

  "How's that? Want to come again?" Nie Xiaoqian said with a pleased expression, perhaps I was too excited and temporarily ignored whether she was a soul or not. I said again: "Let's do another aerial spin of 1080 degrees."

  She did it in one breath, just like Ninja Turtle.

  Ballet!

  She did so.

  "Jump!"

  She still did it.

  Ahaha so much fun: "Big rock smashes chest mouth!"

  "Damn it! Are you looking for death or what!" Nie Xiaoqian finally couldn't take it anymore, panting heavily, and I actually laughed out loud with a smug expression.

  "Do you believe me now?" she asked.

  I still don't dare to be certain, thinking in my mind that if the game technology is strong enough, it's still possible to achieve this, and it can't prove that she is a soul.

  "How can you believe me?" Nie Xiaoqian said helplessly, the her on the screen sat down beside me, if she was really a spirit, how terrifying this scene would be?

  She shouldn't be a soul of some sort, have you guys ever seen such an interesting soul?

  "Brother, dinner is ready, hurry up!" My sister shouted from outside the door. I quickly responded and was about to leave the room. Just now, due to complicated emotions, I had forgotten my hunger, and now I'm so hungry that my stomach is sticking to my back.

  Just as I was about to shut down the game, Nie Xiaoqian said one last sentence: "Do you still remember who saved you this morning?"

  I was stunned for a moment, thinking of the strange phenomenon this morning, Chen Fei's slaps were absolutely inexplicable!

  Could it be that Nie Xiaoqian really did it?

  "Brother, are you coming out or not?!" My sister urged. I rolled my eyes and asked Xiao Qian, "Was it really you who did that thing this morning?"

  "Besides me, who else?" Nie Xiaoqian sighed, full of helplessness.

  "Let me calm down and think for a moment." This blow was a bit too big for me, I couldn't accept it all at once. After calming down and thinking about it, I seemed to have thought of something and asked again: "Then Xiaoxian... if you can beat him up, that means you can also beat me up, right?"

  "No way, I'm now much weaker than before, can't even reach a tenth of what I used to be, can't beat you."

  "What's going on? Has his strength greatly decreased?"

  "I won't tell you."

  "...then why can he be beaten but I cannot?" Isn't this contradictory?

  "That guy somehow has a very weak yang energy, so I can reach him, but your yang energy is too strong." Nie Xiaoqian explained.

  What's wrong with me, I'm too full of yang energy? This is music to my ears.

  "This time you should believe me, right?" Nie Xiaoqian was already somewhat impatient, but I'm an atheist and a person with integrity, how could my three views be so easily destroyed?

  "I... believe." I had no choice but to temporarily believe her, because if this were true and I provoked her, would she bite me or rape me? What would happen then?

  Anyway, even if this Nie Xiaoqian is fake, I don't care. At least it can pass the time and get through these difficult, empty, lonely and boring moments when all I want to do is masturbate.

  My sister urged me again, I didn't dare to delay any longer, told Nie Xiaoqian and left. At dinner time, the atmosphere was the same as before - my sister was always lukewarm.

  I'm not very good at expressing myself, and after chatting with her for a while, we ran out of topics. This continued until lunch was over. I took the initiative to clean up the bowls and chopsticks, and she told me that she wanted to go shopping with her best friend. I said okay, then hid back in my room.

  I opened the mobile app and started the radar scan, but strangely, that light yellow dot didn't appear. I also enabled the dialogue function, but still couldn't get a response from Xiaoxian.

  It's strange, where did she go?

  Won't this software have problems?

  After playing for a while, the radar showed that I had searched for the soul! However, that light spot was not light yellow, but red, and slowly approached me!

  "Xiao Qian, where are you running to?" I asked happily using the voice function, and a few seconds later, a strange "roaring" sound came from the phone!

  Wow, wow! How scary, it's like something copied from a horror movie? I'm a bit sleepy, forget it, I'll take a nap first.

  After falling asleep, I soon saw a tall and beautiful woman. Her figure was not like Nie Xiaoqian's, but rather the kind of model-like figure that is extremely good-looking.

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