Chapter 4 I am Invincible Fart King
"Pfft... Mom, look at your meat, it's all squeezed out!" Aixin burst into loud laughter.
I suppressed a smile and turned away, indeed because of the fat on her belly, that skirt was puffed out.
"Wife, how can you... in front of the child... *sigh*..." The old man couldn't help but lament.
Mom still didn't think she had done anything wrong and instead glared at Dad with a "what's your problem?" look.
"What's wrong, don't I look pretty like this? What kind of gaze is that? And, sweetheart, Mummy calls it plump, not fat! You have the same aesthetic sense as your dad, sweetie, how do you rate Mummy's outfit?"
Mom ignored the teasing from Dad and walked in front of me, turning around once to gesture.
I immediately calmed down the excitement and laughter in my heart, put on a scrutinizing look from top to bottom, nodded and said:
"Mother, this outfit is indeed... stunningly beautiful, breathtakingly gorgeous, I'd gladly lose to you even in your sleepwear!"
"Ugh... Su Tianxin, when did you learn to flatter people? You actually said that out loud!" Ai Xin complained bluntly, only to be met with a barrage of criticism from her mother, and couldn't help but retort:
"Ai xin, you're such a disappointment to Mommy! I didn't expect that my sense of aesthetics wasn't passed down to you. Starting tomorrow, I'll have to give you lessons to change your terrible taste. Did you hear me?"
"Ah...... mom...... don't...... I know I was wrong......"
The loving and complaining voice in the house made me unable to help but secretly laugh on the side.
This is my lovely family and lovely home.
Two months of hard work brought laughter to my family members, it's worth it.
After taking a bath, I stretched my waist, today's shopping almost killed me, but I still habitually opened the computer to browse online for a while before going to bed. Usually, I watch computers on Q, Weibo, and occasionally look at forums. Recently, due to boredom, I threw drift bottles in QQ mailbox.
