Don't mess with me, devil master sodu

  Also, I found that most of the drifting bottles are sent by some boring men or otaku who are looking for single women, one-night stands, beauties and other love messages. Because they are bored, when I receive a bottle, I always tease them a bit. For example, once I picked up a drifting bottle from a lonely man, he said:

  "Seeking a beautiful single girl, seeking one night stand, no responsibility required, but I can satisfy all your bedroom needs."

  I took a look and immediately replied:

  "Really? I'm willing, but I have a small request. I want a tall, powerful, handsome, rich, talented, gentle and devoted pretty boy."

  That person disdainfully replied to me:

  "Miss, are you daydreaming?"

  I smiled back at him and said:

  "Sir, isn't it time for dreams now?"

  There will always be boring people in this world who like to do boring things and want to get satisfaction without taking responsibility.

  So today I was in a extremely bored mood and went to pick up bottles by the sea, as a result I picked up a stress ball bottle.

  "I feel like hitting someone right now!"

  How did I receive this bottle today? However, I'm in a good mood, so I can indulge you a bit.

  So I typed on the keyboard and said:

  "Kid, if you want to hit someone, just go out and find someone to hit, don't keep it in your heart, or you'll get sick!"

  I didn't think much of it and continued to browse the web aimlessly. After a while, QQ showed that I had an email, so I opened it and found his reply:

  "You're right, I think it's going to be a disaster too. In that case, it's you! Come out and let me beat you up!"

  This kid must have been confused, actually asking me to hit him. It wasn't until then that I realized he was also from A City. A City is so big, how did he manage to find me?

  "Fine, you're capable of finding me, I'll let you hit me. Otherwise... go ahead and suffocate yourself [smirking]"

  Then this time almost as soon as he sent it over, he immediately replied, I opened and took a look.

  "Believe it or not, with just a name I can find you!"

  Qī, this guy is too arrogant, thinking he can find me with just a name, without even considering his own weight, let alone why I would tell him my name. He wants to trick girls into giving their names, but can't even come up with a decent excuse.

  "Believe it or not, I thought you were Superman, so I didn't tell you my name and you should still be able to find me, right? Or we can meet in our dreams, and then you can beat me up however you want! Because I won't feel a thing, haha..."

  Look at the time, it's almost 11 o'clock. I'm going to shut down my computer and go to sleep now, ending this boring conversation. School starts tomorrow, can't be late on the first day!