Chapter 3: Mom is too awesome!

  "I'm back, Dad and Mom, I love you! I bought gifts for you!" As soon as I got home, I quickly spread out the spoils of war on the table and started "dividing the loot".

  "Mom, I bought a sexy nightgown for you. You can wear it tonight and show Dad your curvy figure!" I said with a mischievous grin, winking my eyes. Mom took the nightgown from me, beaming with joy, and examined it carefully:

  "How beautiful! I'll go put it on and show you, let you be convinced by my nightgown dress, see if you dare say I'm fat again!" My mom, Li Duo Ai, is a middle-aged slightly plump woman, a bit greedy and somewhat narcissistic. She always thinks that I and Aixin are the most beautiful girls in the world because she gave birth to us, and she thinks she's the most beautiful woman in the world because she's Li Duo Ai. But it's also her optimistic and confident attitude that makes our home always full of laughter.

  "Dad, this is for you. I'm giving you a wallet. Your daughter is considerate, right!" My old dad, Su Dàyǒng, is considered quite handsome and tall among middle-aged men, but unfortunately his good looks were inherited by my brother, not me.

  "My baby daughter is indeed the most considerate!"

  "Love, this is your favorite Dongfang Shenqi album, I know you've been wanting it for a long time, here's a gift for you!" Little sister Su Aixin is a super flower idiot girl, she inherited her mother's genes, she looks delicate and beautiful, when walking with me, it's like a contrast between flowers and green leaves, how can we be so different when we have the same parents?

  Looking at her makes me feel sad, she is 167 cm tall, with a curvy figure, smooth and tender skin, and she's even the class beauty.

  And I... 1 meter 6 tall, chest... a bit flat, butt... not protruding, face... is a ordinary face that can't be noticed in the crowd, shoulder-length black hair, the only outstanding place... are those big eyes, crystal clear, black and white distinct. Meidong still teased me, saying that when I go on a blind date in the future, I'll wear a mask and only show my eyes, guaranteeing that others will think I'm a great beauty.

  "Wow... Sweetheart, you really understand me the most, I love you to death!" Since Ah Xin is only one year younger than me, she never calls me "sister", and I don't mind it either. It feels more intimate this way.

  "Darlings...... Mommy is here......" Just then, a soft and gentle voice sounded from behind us, we turned around to see...

  Wow... my god, a middle-aged woman wearing a leopard-print suspender mini-skirt, with a pink bow on her head and high heels on her feet, leaning against the door handle in a seductive pose, almost made me burst out laughing. Mom's outfit is just too outrageous!