Chapter 55: The Trilogy of Becoming a God - The Ultimate Trash Person II

  First of all, this is just a suggestion for you, and you don't have to follow it if you don't want to. Anyway, I did it and felt great, really great!

  Can you imagine a professor of Western literature becoming a beggar? Ha ha, wearing tattered clothes, putting on a broken hat, sitting at the foot of a crowded wall, and placing a broken bowl in front of him, it's really like being a happy immortal!

  Remember, clothes can be very clean but must be tattered, preferably with patches. You must wear a tattered hat, one is to beware of acquaintances recognizing you, and the other is to beware of rascals or little kids spitting on you.

  The bowl must not only be broken, but the opening must also be large. Otherwise, if others feel that throwing coins in is difficult, haha, no one will take the risk of losing face to throw money. It must also be an iron bowl, first of all, it's a good start to get an "iron rice bowl", and most importantly, when money falls, there will be a sound. When we close our eyes and meditate, hearing the sound can also make us nod our heads in gratitude to those who gave us money.

  That kind of real feeling of putting yourself at the very bottom of society, you haven't experienced it, and you definitely can't feel it. Others won't look straight at you, afraid that you'll dirty their eyes.

  But all that is secondary, you can completely abandon the shackles of being a social person, lie down comfortably, and don't worry about food, clothing, shelter, or transportation, don't worry about being late, asking for leave, or swiping cards, don't worry about someone borrowing money without returning it, and even more so, don't worry about someone robbing you of your wealth or virtue... that's a completely relaxed rhythm!

  Ye Qing was really shocked, how could there be such a freak as Wen Shuang in the world? He thought of it and dressed himself up as a beggar. Ye Qing's first thought was Tie Niu, right, and also Huang Laoxie and Wu Dalang, calling them all together to dress up as beggars tomorrow afternoon.

  Ye Qing carefully read through the three volumes of "Cheng Shen" and planned to thoroughly execute them step by step. Then, he closed his eyes and meditated for a while, and before long, daybreak arrived. Wu Dalang shouted in surprise, as if he had discovered a new continent, and woke Ye Qing from his daze.

  Ye Qing glared at Wu Dalang and said: "It's still early in the morning, disturbing people's dreams. Do you know that this is a rhythm of crime?"

  Wu Dalang chuckled and said: "I'm just happy, you know. Nobody has ever seen you in the morning before, it's really surprising!"

  Ye Qing whispered to Wu Dalang: "Do you have class this afternoon? I want to take you out for some exercise!"

  Wu Dalang was so excited that he scratched his hair and slapped himself twice. Zhang Yulon rolled his eyes at Wu Dalang, saying: "You're crazy!"

  Wu Dalang didn't have the leisure to bicker with Zhang Yulong, he was so excited that he couldn't speak. Since helping out at the Sunset Red Nursing Home last time, Wu Dalang hadn't participated in any other activities. Now it's finally sunny after the rain, and Xue Shi just informed me about Wu Dalang, this is a recognition of my recent efforts to help others! Thinking about it, I, Wu Dalang, do at least ten good deeds a day. Wu Dalang excitedly bit his lip and kept nodding vigorously.

  Ye Qing said coldly: "You have class, then forget it!"

  Wu Dalang hastily shook his head, now Wu Dalang was being extremely cautious. Who knew if Xue Shi would be willing to let the others in the dorm know? His heart was racing with excitement, but he still didn't dare speak, and could only nod or shake his head.

  Ye Qing saw that Wu Dalang had indeed learned his lesson, so he nodded and transmitted a message: "Dalang, go find a set of tattered clothes to wear, from broken shoes and socks to a broken hat, you must wear the whole set! After lunch, hold a broken bowl and squat at the school gate, I'll come find you!"

  Wu Dalang naturally answered with a mouthful: "Yes, yes, yes! I, Wu Dalang, love wearing tattered shoes the most!"

  "Alright, alright! Who doesn't know that Wu Dalang likes to wear tattered shoes? You're always making a racket and I can't even get a good sleep!"

  Wu Dalang didn't even bother to respond to Zhang Yulong, but instead bowed to Ye Qing and thanked him in the most standard way before running out of the dormitory.

  Ye Qing first went to inform Huang Laoxie and Tie Niu to get ready, then went to the Xijing Women's Hospital for a trip. He talked with Vice President Wang, saying that he would go to the women's hospital from time to time in the future, only treating difficult and miscellaneous diseases, and charging by the number of times. Vice President Wang naturally agreed readily.

  Then, she sent her mother and Mao Zhong Xianzi, Shi Shi and Xiao Xiao to Qingye Taoyuan. She also left all the things that could be stored for a long time in the Qingye world in Qingye Taoyuan. Seeing her mother liked the quietness of Qingye Taoyuan, Ye Qing felt relieved.

  As for Yao Ji, Ye Qing planned to let her adapt to this urban life first.

  Ye Qing brought Huang Laoxie and Tie Niu, each holding a dog-beating stick in their hands and carrying a broken iron bowl. This getup was personally designed by Tie Niu, after all, he's a professional.

  Ye Qing and the three of them swaggered through the streets of Xijing's University District unimpeded, pedestrians naturally keeping a safe distance, vehicles also having to wait and give way to them. The three of them walked shoulder to shoulder down the middle of the not-so-wide road with their heads held high!

  Arriving at the gate of Xijing University, Tie Niu was surprised to see his fellow practitioner. However, Tie Niu curled up his lips and said: "At a glance, I can tell that he's just starting out, looking like Wu Dalang, with black paint on his face. Ugh, even begging requires skill and dignity! It's too disgusting, people will only walk away from afar, who would come close to give him money?"

  Yue Qing burst out laughing and said: "Haha, he is my classmate Wu Dalang, let's go meet him!"

  Ye Qing looked at the small iron bowl in front of Wu Dalang and tossed a coin into it, making a loud clanging sound, which made his iron bowl have a bit of a broken iron bowl flavor!

  Wu Dalang, who was feeling embarrassed and looking down, suddenly heard the sound of applause and excitedly raised his head to thank them. Hehe, this works too! Ye Qing received another fan value!

  Wu Dalang saw that Ye Qing was also dressed in tattered clothes, and he suddenly felt a sense of superiority. But when he looked at their clothes again and then at his own, Wu Dalang felt ashamed once more. Alas, just look at how professionally they wore their tattered clothes, while he himself wasn't even qualified to be a beggar.

  Ye Qing saw that Wu Dalang and Huang Laoxie were a bit constrained, so he said to them: "Let me introduce you, this is my dormitory friend Wu Dalang, these two are my good brothers Huang Laoxie and Tie Niu. You two should learn from Tie Niu the technique of begging, it's also a practical skill for making a living!"

  To stimulate your enthusiasm, I will take out 600,000 to reward you two. By 6:30 tonight, the one who collects the most money will be ranked first and receive a prize of 300,000. The second place will get 200,000, and the third place will get 100,000. Alright, let's show off your begging skills at this school gate!

  Huang Laoxie didn't care, after all, tens of thousands of yuan was nothing to him. But Tie Niu and Wu Dala were different, especially Wu Dala, whose family was very poor and frugal in their daily lives. Since meeting Ye Qing, his situation had changed a bit, but Ye Qing hadn't given him much money, instead giving Zhang Yulong a sum of money. This was all dependent on Ye Qing's mood and the circumstances.

  Wu Dalang jumped up excitedly, thinking that even if he got the worst, he could get 100,000 yuan. Indeed, following a local tyrant is great!

  But Wu Dalang obviously locked his target at 300,000. Three people competed, and if he still couldn't stand out, it would be too disappointing to the good intentions of the Bloodstone brothers.

  Wu Dalang first carefully observed Tie Niu's outfit, after all, the Blood Stone brothers said that Tie Niu had really been a beggar before. Looking at his pitiful expression, it was incredibly vivid, that kind of deep poverty, even Wu Dalang wanted to give him a reward!

  Huang Laoxie wasn't going to show weakness either. First of all, Huang Laoxie had the upper hand in terms of age. Old people don't have much energy left, and when they come out to beg, others won't say anything bad about them. Moreover, the despicable Huang Laoxie even pretended to be lame. After all, Huang Laoxie's leg was really crippled before, so he had real experience being a cripple. With his limping gait, he looked very convincing.

  But Wu Dalang didn't have much of an advantage, young and not going to find a job, coming out to beg and be lazy, the surrounding vendors would occasionally point at the three young beggars.

  However, Wu Dalang is not without any advantages. Firstly, he's ugly, over 20 years old and still doesn't have a girlfriend, how pitiful is that? Moreover, Ye Qing just gave him a one-yuan reward, isn't he the first among the three to make some money? Hehe, temporarily in first place.

  However, Huang Laoxie soon opened his eyes and it was still five yuan. A young couple passed by, and the girl saw that Huang Laoxie was old and crippled, so she pitied him and casually threw a five-yuan note into his broken bowl.

  Hey, you say if people are lucky, they can get cakes from the sky. The girl's boyfriend, in order to show his generosity and sympathy, directly threw a red ticket into Huang Laoxie's broken bowl.

  Huang Laoxie was delighted to see someone continuously rewarding him, despite not being short of money. He revealed his tobacco-stained big yellow teeth and thanked them repeatedly. Ha ha, this Huang Laoxie really knows how to put on airs, actually thanking them by saying: "Thank you for your patronage, we'll meet again!"

  That pair of little lovers were scared away and quickly ran off.

  Wu Dalang is now crying with a mix of emotions, seeing Tie Niu and Huang Laoxie's stalls opening one after another. In his own broken bowl, there is still only one coin. He secretly gives himself a reward when no one is looking, and upon seeing two coins in his bowl, Wu Dalang's mood inexplicably improves.

  Huang Laoxie looked at the reward in his bowl, now far ahead of others, and felt a sense of relief. He wanted to smoke, so he leaned against Ye Qing and handed him a cigarette as well. The two of them sat there chatting and laughing while smoking.

  Haha, Ye Qing's bowl was still empty, but Huang Laoxie tactfully gave him a red ticket from his own bowl. When Ye Qing saw the extra red ticket in his bowl, he felt inexplicably better, even though he knew it was just a friendly gesture from Huang Laoxie. It seems that money is indeed a good thing, able to adjust one's mood.

  Wu Dalang secretly saw Huang Laoxie stuffing a hundred-yuan bill into Ye Qing's bowl, and he was still squatting there smoking, obviously not wanting to compete with himself for the title of number one beggar.

  Haha, now it's a competition between two people. If I, Wu Dalang, still lose, then I'm not worthy of being a roommate with Xue Shi and not even worthy of being an elite student at Xi Da. I, Wu Dalang, must come up with a brilliant plan to defeat this professional beggar Tie Niu.