Chapter 56: The Trilogy of Becoming a God - The Pinnacle of Trash

  Huang Laoxie and Ye Qing were chatting and laughing while smoking, checking out the passing university sisters and elementary school girls. Suddenly, Huang Laoxie shouted like he was having a seizure: "Ye, no, Old Big Brother, look quickly! That stupid Wu Dalang is doing what?! He's actually using tissue paper to wipe his face with saliva! Ah, you little beast, why are you stealing my iron rice bowl?!"

  Ye Qing looked at Wu Dalang's silly expression and laughed so hard she was about to faint. Wu Dalang wiped his face with a handkerchief, and compared to his tattered clothes, he looked somewhat refined. Wu Dalang poured the five dollars from Huang Laoxie's iron bowl into Ye Qing's broken bowl and said: "Friendship reward of five bucks!"

  Huang Laoxie stared at Wu Dalang with a sinister gaze as he took away his own iron rice bowl. Huang Laoxie, of course, would not go and fight with Wu Dalang over a broken bowl, but instead continued to smoke with Ye Qing, waiting for Wu Dalang's next move.

  Wu Dalang sat directly in the middle of the west gate of the university, sitting upright on the steps, and placed the big iron bowl he had snatched from Huang Laoxie in front of him. He took out his own bunch of keys and began his true life as a beggar.

  "Passersby, teachers and classmates, big sisters and little girls, handsome guys and beautiful ladies, please stop and listen to Wu Dalang's tragic love story. If it's not sad enough, you don't have to give me any money, just pat your butt and leave!"

  It was already two o'clock in the afternoon, and teachers and students had been coming to school one after another. There were still half an hour before class, but Wu Dalang really knew how to pick his time.

  Soon, a circle of people surrounded Wu Dalang, but unfortunately, not one person gave him any money. Wu Dalang thought about his family, his parents were farmers, and he had many younger siblings who all went out to work after graduating from junior high school so that he could attend university. But what has Wu Dalang been doing? His fourth brother and fifth sister are still in elementary school. Today, Wu Dalang will not lose face, this 300,000 must be obtained, so his fourth brother and fifth sister can also have the opportunity to attend university. He does not want them to leave their hometown to work at such a young age.

  It was just a matter of seconds, Wu Dalang thought of something sad and actually shed tears.

  The onlookers were mostly kind-hearted students. Seeing Wu Dalang's tears flow before he even spoke, someone couldn't help but throw coins into his broken bowl. Originally, Wu Dalang wanted to continue stirring up emotions for a while longer, but thinking that class was about to start soon and since someone had already rewarded him, he felt obligated to begin the lecture.

  Wu Dalang first vividly described his miserable family situation, and indeed earned a lot of sympathetic tears. However, no one continued to reward him. It seems that Wu Dalang had to reveal some sensational information, otherwise, no one would be willing to buy his pitiful story.

  Wu Dalang started talking about his own first love, or perhaps it should be said that it was unrequited love, but absolutely not a secret crush, because Wu Dalang this silly guy confessed. Hehe, this silly guy is really precocious!

  When Wu Dalang was in the sixth grade, although he was short at that time, but not as obvious as now. At that time, people didn't have any concept of being tall and rich, but instead had a very bad impression of stupid big guys.

  Wu Dalang was short and small, but his learning achievements were among the best, naturally winning the favor and praise of his teachers. Wu Dalang's elementary school language teacher was named Duan Cui Cui, who had just graduated from West Normal University and was assigned to teach at Wu Dalang's rural elementary school.

  Wu Dalang was amazed by Teacher Duan's elegance when he first met her, and from then on, Wu Dalang became crazily obsessed with literature. Little Wu Dalang learned from Teacher Duan that the Muses were the goddesses of art in ancient Greece, that Hai Zi's poem "Facing the Sea" described a warm and blooming spring, that Aostrovsky was an expert in steelmaking, about the Four Great Classical Novels, about the Hundred Schools of Thought, and many more things.

  Mr. Duan's words of praise, Wu Dalang began to recite the Kangxi Dictionary. Mr. Duan's sighs, Wu Dalang began to recite Daiyu's poem "Flowers Fall, Flowers Fly, Flowers Fill the Sky". When Mr. Duan saw that little Wu Dalang could recite it fluently, he would also affectionately pat Wu Dalang's little head.

  Wu Dalang that silly guy wouldn't even wash his hair for a month and he refused to explain even if you beat him to death.

  Among those onlookers, many students began to feel ashamed of themselves. They were still students in the Chinese Department of Xida University, yet they didn't understand as much as a little beggar. They had to give rewards!

  Wu Dalang listened to the clanging sound of the broken iron bowl, Wu Dalang had never heard such a wonderful melody before. It turned out that the rhythm beaten out with money was even more intoxicating!

  With the reward, Wu Dala's mood has obviously risen a lot. Good dreams are easy to wake up from, and good times are hard to come by again. In the past year, Wu Dala and Teacher Duan have also formed a deep friendship. Wu Dala must not dare to confess his feelings. Wu Dala is even more entangled than Yang Guo, who fell in love with his own master. After all, Yang Guo can be with his master, Little Dragon Girl, whether it's in the ancient tomb or wandering the world, they can be together for a long time. At least Little Dragon Girl truly liked him.

  But what about Wu Dalang? Let's not mention his identity as a university student, iron rice bowl, and city dweller. Even in terms of age and appearance, there is an unbridgeable gap between them. But what's even more frightening is that summer vacation is approaching, and Wu Dalang will naturally enter the town's middle school, while Teacher Duan will return to the big city of Xijing after a year of teaching. Is this what the ancients called "laborious swallow flying apart"? Ah, it's really just me, Wu Dalang, who is heartbroken.

  I'm Wu Dalang, a real man. A bachelor's eyes can't be blinded by sand, and a bachelor must be tough. Those young girls heard Wu Dalang start cursing and wanted to hear more, so they quickly rewarded him. Good, hearing that pleasant rewarding sound again, Wu Dalang became even more elegant.

  Wu Dalang patted his chest and continued to recount his confession process. It was the last Chinese class of the semester, and Wu Dalang had already written down his admiration for Teacher Duan in his notebook.

  Wu Dalang decided that after class, he would hand it over to Duan teacher, and then he would run for his life, haha, if he didn't confess, Wu Dalang would suffocate to death.

  Just as Wu Dalang was about to hand in his practice book, a young man appeared outside the classroom. In today's terms, he must be a tall, rich and handsome guy!

  He's actually wearing a Western suit and riding a bicycle. Good heavens, this only happens in movies shown on festive occasions in the countryside! When Wu Dalang saw the young man pull out a white handkerchief to wipe his sweat, Wu Dalang felt ashamed of his own patchwork pants.

  Mr. Duan had just finished class and was smiling at the man, calling him Huang Fei. I spat, what kind of name is that for a grown man? Why would he be called Imperial Concubine? One look at Wu Dalang and I knew he wasn't a good person.

  Watching Huang Fei holding Teacher Duan's hand, slowly walking towards his bicycle, my heart was broken. At that time, I unexpectedly shouted: "Halt!"

  That pimpled yellow fly was so scared that it almost surrendered with its hands up. When it saw that it was a small kid yelling at it, it angrily flew over to hit me.

  Luckily, my dear Teacher Duan grabbed hold of him. Otherwise, humph, you might not have seen me, Wu Dalang again.

  Wu Dalang threw the exercise book to Duan teacher in a fit of rage and ran away quickly. He ran to a corner, peeked out his head secretly, saw Duan teacher and Huang Fei facing each other with mocking expressions pointing at the exercise book, my heart was really broken, even now I still can't bear someone pointing at me.

  Originally, Wu Dalang's first love story was going very well and was about to come to an end, but at this time, someone actually recognized Wu Dalang.

  That's naturally Wudalang's classmate, Acne and Hot Girl. Acne said to Hot Girl, "Take a good look at who the idiot sitting over there is."

  The fiery woman dragged her voice and said: "I saw it early on, isn't it just your family's Wu Dalang? Hahaha..."

  Wang Mengxian immediately stopped them and threw a red ticket to reward. What made Wu Dalang even more ashamed was that Teacher Hao also threw in a red ticket to reward, and said very seriously: "Wu Dalang, just experience it, now change your clothes and go back to class, my class won't be early for a while, you might not be able to grab a seat!"

  Everyone's beggar costume activity came to an end with Mr. Hao's words. Wu Dalang was considered to have gained both fame and wealth, not only did he get the 3 million reward from Ye Qing for being the number one beggar, but also got the title of Beggar Prince.

  Wu Dalang is now a well-known figure in Xida, not only as the "masturbation hero", but also as the "beggar prince". It seems that Wu Dalang is going to be popular!

  Ye Qing naturally distributed the prize money to Tie Niu and Huang Laoxie, letting them return. Tie Niu still had a reluctant look on his face, Ye Qing naturally glared at him and said that this was an extraordinary time, they must hide and seize the opportunity to upgrade their skills quickly. Without strength, one can only be cautious and accumulate strength quietly.

  Ye Qing and the others changed their clothes and went to attend Hao teacher's class. This was Ye Qing's second time attending Hao teacher's class, originally Ye Qing wanted to come every time, but unfortunately, something always delayed her. Thinking about Hao teacher's humorous and vivid lessons, as well as his broad knowledge of ancient and modern times, made Ye Qing eagerly anticipate them. Every time she listened to Hao teacher's classes, her writing level would make a huge leap forward.

  As expected, this time Mr. Hao's class did not disappoint Ye Qing either. It is unknown whether it was because Wu Dalang disguised as a beggar stimulated Mr. Hao or he originally planned it that way, but he actually used half of the class to talk about online promotion.

  Due to the students who attend classes, 100% of them are digging pits on Douyin now. The current online literature market is not like it was in previous years. Now there are many masters and newcomers everywhere. Wanting to stand out on Douyin, cough, is difficult, at least more so than a few years ago.

  Those who have written know that a few years ago, uploading a new chapter on Dian Dian could bring in at least dozens of clicks. But now, for newcomers without fan base, even if you upload ten chapters, the clicks might still be zero!

  There are many new writers who aren't lacking in talent or time, but have been scared off by these terrifying numbers. Teacher Hao took a sip of tea and continued to expound his analysis and conclusions.

  So, newcomers, apart from diligently updating their work, promoting themselves is also an unavoidable topic. Here, you are all my students, and you know that my pen name is Wen Shuang, and the title of what I write is "How to Cultivate a Cool Article", those who don't know please raise your hands!

  Haha... because every time I attend Mr. Hao's class, there are always a few new faces who come to worship him, so Mr. Hao will take this opportunity to promote his own book. Ye Qing gave Mr. Hao 10 million points of currency as a reward and finally got the chance to promote in class. You know how strict Mr. Hao is! Unless it's a really good book or a reward of 10 million, you're not qualified for Mr. Hao to promote your book, heh heh.

  Everyone's eyes were wide open, their ears perked up high, for fear of missing any of Mr. Hao's movements or words. Everyone must be interested in promoting themselves!