Chapter 54: The Extreme Trash of the Three-Part Divine Saga

  Ye Qing finished reading Shui Mei's post and finally started reading Wen Shuang, also known as Hao Teacher's post. These posts were all placed in the restricted area of the alliance leader, including Shui Mei, a poor student, who had rewarded herself with 1 million points of currency, becoming the alliance leader of "God-level Trash King". Ye Qing was a bit regretful, having left too suddenly at that time, because if she hadn't left, looking at Shui Mei's pitiful and lovely appearance, she might have impulsively passed on the nameless oral formula to her. This had to be done with caution, in case the person being taught wasn't worthy, wouldn't it cause trouble for herself? In the rush of leaving, she even forgot to give her some money. Alright, later she would at least reward her with 10 million points of currency and become her white silver alliance leader for "Female Hanzi also Cultivates Immortality".

  Mr. Hao's first sentence was to ask Ye Qing to take a bath and change his clothes before coming to paste the couplet. Ye Qing's curiosity was piqued, what kind of sacred couplet requires me to bathe and change my clothes? Ye Qing extinguished the cigarette, looked at the clean ground, and since there was no trash can, he didn't want to get up even more, so he casually threw the cigarette butt into the green leaf world.

  Right, Yao Ji is still in the Qing Ye world. If she's released now, it'll be chaotic. But not releasing her won't do either... Ye Qing couldn't help but mutter to himself: "The time of being trapped is too long, I'm afraid it's not suitable!"

  Ye Qing was suddenly startled, because first of all, he heard a woman's voice say: "Of course not, you knocked me out and didn't care about me, and then brought me to your bed, what kind of place is this, why does it look like a dormitory?"

  Ye Qing quickly enlarged the soundproof cover, otherwise Yao Ji's loud shouting would wake up those few guys and she wouldn't be able to explain herself.

  Ye Qing had no choice but to hand over his phone, then pulled out a wad of cash and told Yao Ji to hurry up and jump out the window. He would go find an inn to stay in for two days, and once he was ready, he would contact her again.

  "In the dead of night, you're willing to let a weak woman like me go find lodging on my own? Aren't you afraid I'll be taken advantage of?"

  Yè Qīng directly stuffed the banknotes into her clothes and said: "Stop messing around, you'd better not bully others, just jump out of the window and leave!"

  "Are you asking me to jump off the building?"

  "You're currently at the first level of Qi training, so you absolutely won't die from this. It's just the third floor, after all. And don't you have some plan to cause chaos in the world that you need to carry out? But let me warn you first, don't drag my name, Ye Qing, into this, because my enemies are formidable and I wouldn't want my reputation to affect you. Also, do more good deeds and earn some fan points for your old man, okay? That's all I have to say, you're on your own now!"

  Watching Yao Ji lightly jump out of the window, Ye Qing's heart had a thread of daze, but soon became calm and collected.

  Ye Qing didn't bother with bathing and changing clothes, believing that his own clarity of mind was more effective than ordinary people's bathing and changing. Then he looked at Mr. Hao's post, the content below made Ye Qing very interested, because it was exactly what Ye Qing needed.

  In the middle, there was a section that had an unstable update, don't be disturbed by the data, although Ye Qing felt warm in her heart, she still chose to skip it directly, because the content below was too attractive, at least the big title was very attractive.

  The title is "The Trinity of Becoming a God", what a big tone! Not afraid to slip one's tongue. The opening isn't an introduction to the Trinity of Becoming a God, but rather several hundred words of narration, saying that this is Wen Shuang summarizing his decade-long experience of becoming a god, and absolutely not allowing it to be spread outside. Ye Qing found it amusing, he himself had posted it in a restricted post, yet didn't allow others to spread it, haha, directly sharing it with all fans and friends on WeChat!

  Ye Qing smiled and continued reading, but it was over. This novel is really awesome, how could it be over? Ye Qing couldn't help but refresh his book review section again, and then re-entered the restricted post of the alliance leader. As expected, Wen Shuang had just sent a penguin over and stated that it would be deleted in three minutes. Hehe, this Wen Shuang is really mysterious. Ye Qing directly added Wen Shuang's penguin, and when Wen Shuang saw that Ye Qing had finally come online, he was slightly excited. This mysterious foodie was finally going to communicate with him online.

  This guy Wen Shuang is obviously a bit dark in his mind, but I like the darkness.

  Wen Shuang saw Ye Qing come online, and directly threw over an encrypted post, along with the password. He told Ye Qing to take a bath and change clothes after reading it, and absolutely not to be disturbed by the outside world. Only then would he be able to appreciate its full effect. After that, Wen Shuang went offline.

  It seems that this post has summarized the secrets of his years of cultivation, and it's still very precious. Ye Qing's curiosity was severely piqued, could it be that just by reading this post, he would become a god? Then how did Wen Shuang himself only become a second-rate great god? Although Wen Shuang is also very popular, he absolutely hasn't reached the level of becoming a great god, but Teacher Hao's lessons are taught so well, perhaps he can even teach students who surpass their masters.

  The first step to becoming a god is to make oneself thoroughly rotten, what kind of rhythm is this!

  As a newcomer and author of a new book, one must first prepare to be panned. On the path to becoming a god, if you don't get panned several times, how can you show your sincerity?

  This rotten word, Wen Shuang said he realized it took almost ten years to suddenly become clear. It's just that you have to lower your mindset, no, spirit, or even soul, to the standard of a rotten person. Of course, it's not asking you to make mistakes in every other word, but rather requires your language to be smooth and flowing, must be sufficiently white, which is commonly known as small white text. Of course, our writing is by no means just small white text.

  The article should be written in plain language, so that a student who has just learned to read can understand it without any obstacles. Of course, this is far from enough, and it's only superficially good, not fundamentally good.

  You must first achieve the ultimate rotten, rotten fresh and elegant, rotten lingering, rotten admirable, rotten called the ultimate, in short, rotten makes people feel cool. Once you've reached this point, you're not far from being rotten.

  Don't be afraid of being scolded by readers, for scolding you is a sign of their concern. What's truly frightening is when no one pays attention to you. If your writing can evoke feelings of "alas, he was unfortunate" or "hate that he didn't strive harder", or feelings like "iron not becoming steel" or "mud that cannot be molded into a wall", then you are close to being a lousy writer, but still far, far away from being an extremely bad one.

  You want to achieve perfection in being rotten, you must first reach perfection in being perfect. You can say all the wrong words, but not a single correct sentence? Hehe, saying one wrong word is easy, saying an entire book of wrong words without a single correct sentence is hard.

  What color is the sky?

  Black, white, yellow, red, blue, green, cyan, purple, orange, none of these are correct. It should be said that at noon the starlight is shining brightly, just right for weeding. Or it can be said that tonight the sunlight is beautiful and not suitable for killing people. Only then will the reader know what you mean by "rotten", otherwise you don't deserve to say you're rotten.

  You can only observe life carefully and extensively, otherwise you will always be unclear about the exact knowledge, and if you say something right, wouldn't it tarnish the reputation of being a rotten?

  For a new book by a newcomer, no one will take the initiative to read your article. What's the reason? Don't be naive and think that just because your book is well-written and has good writing style, others will flock to it like crazy, let alone have the illusion that once you put your book online, it will cause a national network paralysis, which is absolutely impossible.

  So, you must first convince yourself that you are a top-notch rotten person, and then you will have the courage to promote your work, go to Red Book more often to show your face, don't be afraid of being ridiculed, you're a newcomer, if you're not ridiculed, how can you grow.

  Apply for a few more penguins, post posts in the group, and at worst, get kicked out. It won't really hurt to be ridiculed. Ten or so years ago, when online literature was just emerging, I rushed into it with a hot head. At that time, I maintained a record of at least one popular post per year for a year without fail. If you don't believe me, you can dig up some old and dusty books and might still find my name in them. Back then, I even promoted my book on the walls of public toilets, taking every opportunity to promote my own work. However, I certainly won't support your use of underhanded tactics to manipulate data; those are things that even we scoundrels wouldn't stoop to doing.

  I also set up my own website to promote my book, the name of which is called Extreme Trash Network. On this site, as long as you don't break the law and don't upload viruses to me, do whatever you want. However, my site also has principles, only the most trashy articles will be added as the honor of trash article, just like the essence you often see.

  Some extremely poor writers became famous for writing about villains, some became famous for writing about losers... So, I hope you'll work hard, your book title is great and the idea is awesome, but if you don't transform yourself into a god-level loser from the depths of your soul, you won't be able to write this "God-Level Loser King" well, and it will even tarnish the word "loser".

  Ye Qing's heart was racing with excitement, Jiang indeed was an old and spicy one, summarizing over a decade of things, it really made people's eyes light up, the taste is extraordinary! Ye Qing really couldn't wait to see the second and third parts of the "Become a God" trilogy, just how shocking would it be?!

  Wen Shuang wrote with a flourish: "Ah, I, Wen Shuang, will never become a super great god in this lifetime, but I am a teacher! My dream is to cultivate a super great god. I hope you can stir up a storm of broken fragments. I, Wen Shuang, have high hopes for you!"

  Ye Qing's eyes were already brimming with hot tears, this was a senior's earnest teachings, if he didn't take it seriously and become a good person, he would really have no place to hide.

  Wen Shuang started commenting on his own pen name, saying that his pen name was called Jiao Xiang. Alas, it's destined that you'll encounter many disasters and difficulties on the path to becoming a god! However, disaster and fortune lean on each other. Fortune and disaster are intertwined. All things in the world are interconnected and interdependent, and since they have appeared, they will all have their own destiny.

  Your name is great, but it's just too obscure. People like me who are well-read and knowledgeable can count on one hand, so among 200 million book lovers, there are only a handful of people who can recognize the characters "饕" and "炁". It's hard for your name to become popular!

  Look at the names of those great gods, they are all common vegetables and fruits, how familiar and easy to read! However, disaster is hidden in blessings. Once your name is remembered by readers, it will be unforgettable for life. Perhaps decades later, when we are already old, we still remember that there was a book called "God-level Trash King". Thinking of that extreme trash king glutton, it's enough to comfort this life!

  And besides, when promoting your name, you won't have that much psychological burden. After all, nobody knows you anyway. What a great two characters, the pronunciation is just "tao qi" (mischievous), what's hard to remember about it?

  In order for you to become a top-notch scumbag smoothly, I have made a top-notch scumbag cultivation plan for you.