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Chapter 23: Scared Stiff

  Xiu Zhen External Hang

  Xiao Yi always thought that having problems was nothing to be afraid of. As long as you have a positive attitude, everything can be solved and there will be no more problems!

  But he finally understood a truth now, sometimes some problems occur and you simply have no way to solve them! The other party doesn't even give you the opportunity to solve the problem, what can you do?

  It's just like now, I'm having a serious discussion with Jing Yu Xiao, but the other party is clearly not cooperating! Not to mention not pausing those extremely ** sounds on the computer, what kind of rhythm is it to sit on the bed with a sullen face and arms around one's shoulders? Is this hinting that Xiao Yi should do something next?

  "You are my classmate, you are my good friend. So in my heart, your status is definitely not comparable to those women on the computer! What I mean is that they don't have the qualifications to compare with you, even if they look pretty, what can they do?"

  "You still think I'm not as pretty as those women, you just said so, don't deny it, or else I'll start to doubt your character!"

  Xiao Yizhen really wanted to slap himself a few times, what was wrong with his mouth today? Normally he thought he could talk eloquently, but now he couldn't, it was really a crucial moment to fail!

  "Unfair, sir! You're really being unfair to me! I absolutely didn't mean it that way. You're much prettier than them, by far! Do you know what their profession is? They're actresses! Before going on camera, they must put on makeup first, and even when lying in bed, they'll try to adjust their camera angles!"

  "So?" Xue Yu's eyes were cold as she looked at Xiao Yi and asked.

  "You think, you're already on par with the people on the computer screen even without makeup. If you put on makeup, wouldn't that be against the heavens?! You have to know that they look so pretty in photos not because they themselves are particularly good-looking, but because of the high level of their makeup lighting and photography!"

  Xiao Yi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, it seemed that what he said had an effect, Jing Yu's expression on her face was much better now!

  "But my chest isn't as big as hers!" Jing Yu suddenly pulled open her own clothes and looked down, saying with a hint of resentment.

  Xiao Yi finally let out a sigh of relief, hearing Jing Yu's tone now should be no problem!

  He immediately opened his mouth to comfort: "What's the big deal, you're still in your growth and development period, your potential is infinitely powerful! As long as you pay attention to balanced nutrition in the future, you will eventually surpass her! Besides, I don't mind, what are you worried about!"

  She glanced at Xiao Yu with a mixture of surprise and curiosity, but quickly asked: "This thing grew on my body, what's it to you?"

  At that moment, Xiao Yi was speechless. He thought to himself, "Ah, has my brain gone crazy? What am I worried about? The goddess isn't even my wife. That thing I just said was too ambiguous!"

  Just as Xiao Yi didn't know how to explain himself, the female lead on the computer saved him.

  It was probably because the director of the film required the heroine to be particularly excited at this time, so the heroine's screams suddenly rose by an octave! Xiao Yi and Ning Yu's gaze suddenly converged on the computer screen!

  The heroine was caught in a pincer movement by the two of them and lost her helmet, barely escaping with her life.

  Xiao Yi now has the heart to die, why did Ning Yu Jian open this movie? He remembered that in this movie, Akira Watase's performance was very eye-catching, and it made people watch with relish!

  Xiao Yixian is awkward and doesn't know how to explain it. Now any explanation seems pale!

  But at this time, Ning Yu Bo didn't continue to bother Xiao Yi. What made Xiao Yi terrified was that Ning Yu Bo seemed to have been attracted by the movie and completely forgot what they were discussing earlier!

  The best part of the movie is these ten minutes, and Jing Yu Shi stared at the screen for a full ten minutes.

  After watching, her face was already flushed, and she found that Xiao Yi was staring at her. He looked down awkwardly and said: "I'm just curious, so I'll take a look. Don't think too much about it!"

  This mustn't be thought of! Even if it was thought of, one can't say it out loud! Xiao Yi was very clever and immediately shook his head, vowing to swear an oath that he absolutely didn't think of anything at the time!

  The two people remained silent for a long time before Ning Yu Jian turned her head to the side, not looking at Xiao Yi and said: "Why do you like this kind of tune? Will you also treat your girlfriend like this in the future? Being your girlfriend seems to be a very challenging thing!"

  After finishing speaking, Cong Yu's blush had spread from her face to her entire neck. With her teeth lightly biting her lips, she looked incredibly beautiful under the lamp light!

  "Don't be like this, goddess! I'm not that kind of person. I will definitely treat my girlfriend well. How could I possibly share her with others?! This is just a plot, it doesn't mean I like this kind of thing!" Xiao Yu roared in his heart!

  The first part of the movie finally finished playing, and during the buffering time, Xiao Yu walked over to turn off the computer. He remembered that in the next part of the movie, there was a scene with a naked man, and if someone saw it, it would be embarrassing.

  The room finally quieted down, but this quiet atmosphere made Xiao Yi even more at a loss for what to do. He didn't know what he should say to his goddess now!

  The first to speak was surprisingly Jing Yu Shi. She looked at Xiao Yi, who was in a difficult situation, and said: "Don't worry, we're all adults now, I won't laugh at you. In fact, taking a look occasionally is not bad either, it can relieve some of our own pressure!"

  "Right, right, relieve one's own pressure, I also think this effect is very obvious, haha, hehe. Hehe??????"

  "Cough cough, but can't watch without restraint either. Everything has its limits, right? I see you've downloaded quite a few."

  "What can I do? I just watch for half an hour every day, absolutely no more! I promise!" At this time, don't worry about whether you're lying or not, the most important thing is to let the goddess feel at ease with you first!

  The goddess nodded and said: "That's good. I'll be responsible for supervising you from now on. You can only watch TV for no more than an hour a day, got it?"

  "I know! I know!" Xiao Yi immediately replied with a smile, but in his heart he was thinking how the goddess would monitor him. Would she have to accompany him for an hour?

  "By the way, I have some good news to tell you. I was originally going to go out of province for university, but after thinking about it, I decided to stay in the province. Now I'm also a student at Q University's computer science department! We'll be classmates for the next four years! Are you excited or not?" Suddenly, Ning Yu released a bombshell piece of news!

  "I'm delighted! How could I not be?"

  "This also means I'll be keeping a close eye on you from now on!"

  "Let surveillance come more fiercely!"

  Xiao Yi was indeed very happy, after all, he could continue to be with the goddess for four years, and who knows, maybe he still had a chance to develop something beyond a beneficial relationship!

  As for being monitored, it's not a problem at all. Can't one's own goddess inspect oneself 24 hours a day? One can always find opportunities! Besides, that wouldn't be an experience, would it become one's own wife? Xiao Yu's heart was secretly delighted beyond measure!

  "Right, I heard them say that proper massage can stimulate the body's growth, is that true?" Cong Yu suddenly lowered her head and asked, looking at her own chest.

  "This this, I don't really understand either, no experience at all!" Xiao Yi replied awkwardly, he really didn't expect Ning Yu to ask such an explosive question!

  "Why don't we give it a try?" Jing Yu's response was even more explosive, and Xiao Yi truly felt that he couldn't keep up with the rhythm anymore!

  "Cough cough, if you want to try it yourself, wouldn't that be better? I'm afraid we're not suitable for this." Xiao Yi said tactfully.

  "Ugh, why are you being so blunt and making me feel embarrassed!" Jing Yu Jian's face turned red with shyness once again.

  "This topic was brought up by you first, okay?!" Xiao Yi felt that he was going to be driven crazy by this woman!

  Finally managed to send Cong Yu Xiao back to his room, and Xiao Yi felt that his world had suddenly become much quieter, what a long-awaited feeling!

  But just now after watching the porn video, Xiao Yi's heart felt itchy, as a veteran otaku he had experience, if he didn't do something tonight, he probably wouldn't be able to sleep!

  What is most needed at this time is naturally patience! Must wait until the even breathing sound comes from that room before taking action! Otherwise, if this matter is discovered by the goddess, it would be too embarrassing! In fact, being discovered by anyone would be embarrassing!

  Xiao Yi waited patiently for over an hour, and finally, from the other side of the room came the faint but rhythmic sound of Qing Yu's breathing. Xiao Yi let out a sigh of relief, it seemed that now was his time to act!

  He jumped down from the sofa and came to the computer, gently opening the screen and adjusting the brightness to the darkest. He plugged in his earphones and opened a music player, Xiao Yu adjusted the volume with the earphones on, after making sure that no one else could hear it, he put them on and excitedly opened up Kuai Bo!

  Many men's that movie Xiao Yi only watched half of it, tonight is the time to finish it! Thinking so, Xiao Yi took off his underwear, anyway you guys understand!

  In a dimly lit room, a sly man was doing in front of the computer what most boys do during puberty. At this moment, Xiao Yining wished that the whole world would quiet down.

  "Ozawa-sensei's videos are really great too!" Xiao Yan exclaimed in his heart, staring at the screen, completely unaware that the door to Qing Yu's room had quietly opened.

  Although his eyes and ears were occupied at the moment, at least Xiao Yu's nose was still free. He suddenly caught a whiff of a delicate fragrance, then lifted his head in terror.

  At this moment, he saw Jing Yu Jian standing right in front of him, and it was silent!

  Emma, for a moment, Xiao Yi's hands felt like his own little brother had been scared soft.

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