Chapter 24: Otaku Are Frightening!

  Someone once said that life is like a tea table, on which are placed either tragic cups or miserable plates!

  But as long as people are still alive, life must go on, can't they just be scared and stop living?

  Xiao Yi thought that a goddess should be perfect and flawless! But why does Ning Yu Xiao have the habit of sleepwalking?

  It's not a bad habit to sleepwalk, and if you combine it with other habits, it's perfect! But when Xiao Yu suddenly appeared in front of him without making a sound while he was excited, it was a bit scary, wasn't it? Don't play like this!

  It is said that a sleepwalker must not be woken, or else danger will occur. Although it's unclear how reliable this claim is, and what kind of danger might arise, Xiaoyu's current state definitely cannot wake up Ning Yuze.

  After standing at the Congyu Zhan station for a while, she might have found it boring herself, or maybe she thought of something in her dream and wandered around the room before going back to sleep quietly.

  But this has made Xiao Yi suffer, he now completely has no interest in doing what he did earlier, and can't even sleep!

  "Afraid of you? If I can't do this with you, then I'll just go to the Immortal Cultivation realm and fight monsters instead!"

  With this thought in mind, Xiao Yu opened up the path of cultivation, and then he magnificently entered it.

  "Welcome back, Master. Are you ready to proceed with the next step?" Yuanyuan was still as calm and gentle as ever, making people feel at ease just by looking at her.

  Xiao Yi felt like he had seen a family member when he saw Wan Wan, and now nothing else mattered, not even the punishment that was supposed to be as severe as thunder. Solving his physical problem was the most important thing right now!

  So Xiao Yiqiang endured the lightning and gave Wanwan a big hug, then was beautifully charred into a pile of charcoal by Wanwan!

  "Wanwan, let's make a deal, okay? Just stand there and don't move, close your eyes and that's it! You're not trusting me, what can I do to you? I've already been struck by lightning, do I still want to be struck again and have my soul scattered? Just stand there with your eyes closed and I won't even touch you!"

  The despicable Xiao Yi's true purpose is to flirt with Wan Wan, after all, the habits that have been cultivated for a long time will not be motivated if they don't see something beautiful!

  But just as he was about to take off his pants, another bolt of lightning struck from the sky, and a soft, melancholic voice appeared in his ear, saying: "I forgot to remind you, visual harassment of girls will also be punished by the system!"

  "My goodness! What kind of rhythm is this, are you guys not going to let people live?! Is it that hard to play a game?! Fine, you win! Can't I just hide and not provoke them anymore? Can't I just fly my plane against monsters instead?!"

  Xiao Yi said as he pulled up his pants and walked towards the Snake Valley. However, he soon returned with his head hung low in despair!

  After all, I'm not Xu Xian, and no one has such a strong ability to fantasize that they can see a python as an absolute beauty! This is not something ordinary people can do! Not to mention that it also crossed the genetic and species boundaries in a very unorthodox way and had children with a python!

  Just thinking about having to mate with a python made Xiao Yi break out in cold sweat, this was too challenging. How did Xu Xian guarantee that he could complete the mating without being eaten by the python? And how did he find the exact position? Was Xu Xian a veterinarian back then? And one who specialized in obstetrics and gynecology at that?

  Shaking his head to get rid of all these messy thoughts, Xiao Yu began to think of a solution! In fact, in this world, there's nothing that can stump an otaku, their creativity is infinitely vast!

  It is said that some otaku will "accidentally" stuff Hatsune Miku's model into a chrysanthemum, from this point you can see how brutal their combat capability is!

  "I'm going, what a big deal, thinking that this can stop me? This is simply impossible! Wait and see, I will definitely complete it today!" Xiao Yi cursed and quit the game, then went online to find a novel to read.

  Ten minutes later he re-entered the game with a confident smile on his face!

  The reason for this expression is actually very simple, he has spent about ten minutes memorizing the previous article and can now recite it while completing the entire process of wiping the machine, invincible!

  So don't underestimate otaku, basically nothing can stop them from playing video games. Is there anything in this world that they dare not do, cannot do, or cannot achieve for the sake of gaming?

  "Sun Qian and Gangzi's crazy hug together!!!!!!"

  In his heart, he was silently reciting a passage while taking off his pants and walking behind the small hill. Moreover, he had already made arrangements with Wanwan, who must stay in place waiting for him! Because he didn't want to be struck by lightning from the sky when he was halfway through relieving himself, turning him and his children into ashes!

  "Two people hugged each other and came to the bedside, what the hell is behind, how could I forget? Ah yes, it should be a wrestling match!"

  It's really embarrassing, people's instant memory always has some blind spots, every time they reach these blind spots, Xiao Yu always has to think of ways to fill in the gaps himself! If this continues, he can completely go to some websites to write erotic novels!

  Because of this reason, Xiao Yi's ash cleaning process was always intermittent and difficult to connect, which invisibly wasted a lot of his time.

  "Xiao Yige, what are you doing?"

  Just as Xiao Yi was about to reach his peak state again after much effort and hardship, a girl's voice suddenly came from behind him!

  "Alright, this time I really can't get up again. Why are you being so cruel?" Xiao Yu turned his head to look at Lan Man who was standing behind him with tears streaming down her face!

  Xiao Yi quickly pulled up his pants and turned around saying: "Nothing, just taking a piss!"

  Although defecating anywhere is uncivilized, it's more civilized than playing with a slingshot in the vast and desolate Poisonous Snake Valley!

  Blue vines nodded and said: "I see, can you let me see how you pee? It's so mysterious, you animal-type demons are different from us plant-type ones who have never known what peeing is!"

  Xiao Yi had completely gone stupid, he imagined that Lan Man would definitely look at him with disdain when she found out what he was doing, and might not even let him bring her to upgrade in this place!

  But who would have thought that Lan Man would look at his lower body with a curious expression, while also expressing her desire to study the various aspects of urination with Xiao Yu! Can this even be studied?!

  Xiao Yi was very unhappy, he felt that he was being teased by Loli! The goddess herself couldn't handle it, could a Loli handle it?

  Xiao Yi viciously said to Ruan Man: "What's so great about watching someone pee? If you want to see it, go home and have your parents show you!"

  It can be said that Xiao Yi is now really angry, such vicious words he actually said. If an ordinary little girl heard this and didn't want to hate him to death, at least she would cry and leave immediately.

  But who would have thought that Lan Man would stare at her with those innocent and naive big eyes and say: "Doesn't Shao Ye's brother know? The plant spirits in our department are different from the animal spirits in your department! You may know who your parents are, but we don't! Our parents produce tens of thousands of seeds every year, which are spread to different places through various means of transmission! Maybe when I became a spirit, I was ten million eight thousand miles away from my parents!"

  Xiao Yí was thoroughly defeated by the loli in front of him. No matter how unorthodox his words were, she could always counter with very serious and proper ones. How can this be played?

  However, the only thing that made Xiao Yi feel fortunate was that he and his opponent still had some similarities, at least he could also instantly spit out thousands of his own children!

  However, Xiao Yi would absolutely never demonstrate in front of Lan Man how he excreted the thing from his body, he couldn't bear to lose face in front of that person!

  "I'm really curious, how do you plant-like elves complete mating? You seem to be unable to move!" Suddenly, Xiao Yi felt that he had also become serious, and was now seriously discussing scientific issues with Lan Man. In theory, shouldn't this kind of plot appear in the animal world instead?!

  "If the natural world has not yet been refined, it will spread pollen in a conventional manner. However, if it is refined into a human form after becoming a spirit, then it doesn't matter, you animals can do things that we can also do. Moreover, our vine-type spirits will make better use of their own advantages!"

  "Ah, my own advantages!" Xiao Yi couldn't help but rub his nose, and a scene from an adult anime suddenly appeared in his mind.

  There seems to be a type of animation in Hongkou that is called "tentacle system"! The villains in it seem to have many tentacle-like things on their bodies that wrap around the heroine, then hehehe!

  Finally, Xiao Yi's mouth corner actually flowed down with crystal clear **, it was really too obscene!

  "Xiao Yige, you're so amazing! Your mouth can actually secrete mucus! We plants aren't like that, usually our body's water is very precious and we won't let it flow out of our bodies casually!" Lan Can said with a serious and admiring face.

  Xiao Yi Niu hummed and replied, "What's this? You haven't seen anything more powerful yet! I can spray out over a hundred million seeds in an instant! Isn't that awesome?"

  The ignorant Blue Vine looked at Xiao Yu with even more admiration and said, "Awesome, awesome, I'm no match for you. At most, I can only spray out a hundred or so seeds, but Brother Xiao Yu, you're the real deal!"

  "That's for sure, haha, hehe!"