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Otaku always thought that if one day he could live with the woman in his heart, it would be a wonderful thing, but Xiao Yi can guarantee with her own brain that it's absolutely not like that!
To know that an otaku is always particularly shy in front of his goddess, even if he's with her, he'll do something too excessive, just to be close to her.
But if the goddess's behavior at home is not very civilized, it's a tragedy. At this time, the otaku's heart will be very entangled, wondering whether he should remind the goddess or not. If he doesn't remind her, the goddess will suffer; but if he reminds her, he won't be able to enjoy the benefits!
Ning Yu's cooking skills were not a lie to Xiao Yi, she really could cook and even made some delicious dishes! This made Xiao Yi, who had eaten instant noodles and takeout junk food for three years in high school, burst into tears. This meant that he would finally be able to live a normal life from now on!
However, the goddess always sneaks into her own room, which is not good. Xiao Yu feels that even if he and Ning Yu are classmates, there's no need to be so enthusiastic. Since Ning Yu has his own room and bed, why does he have to run to this side?
Running is fine, but can't you not dress so revealingly? During the summer vacation, it's the hottest period of the entire summer. You're dressing so refreshingly at home, isn't that tempting others to commit a crime?!
"Ying Yu Xiao, your room has air conditioning, right? Why do you have to run to my room and suffer?" Xiao Yi asked in confusion.
"Ah, I'm not afraid of the heat or anything, but you see, as a guest, I shouldn't be occupying all the resources at home, that's just not right. When I go back to my room to sleep, I'll definitely close the door, so you won't be able to blow air conditioning!"
"It's nothing, I'm not hot!" Xiao Yi gritted his teeth and replied.
"Come on, look at the sweat on your forehead. I don't believe you're not hot! The books all say that at your age, boys are full of energy and vitality. If you're not hot, then there's something wrong with you. Besides, this is the living room, the TV and everything else is in your room. What am I supposed to go back to my room for now?"
"Then watch TV, thank you for letting me turn on the air conditioner!" Although he knew it was his own home, Xiao Yu still said a thank you in a rather unmanly way.
"Xiao Yi, do you think we're good friends now?" Suddenly, Ning Yu Jian, who was watching TV, blurted out this sentence.
Xiao Yi's heart was excited again, the goddess wanted to be friends with him, just thinking about it made people feel excited!
"I think we're friends, otherwise why would I let you run to our house and live with us?" At this time, the correct answer must be said, can't be foolish, such an opportunity is not always available!
"Huh? So you're letting me stay at your place because you consider me a friend? I thought you had other ideas in mind!"
Xiao Yi sprang up from the stool like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, saying: "What special thoughts could I have? I really do regard you as a friend! Haha, hehe, hihi!"
Okay, Xiao Yu admitted that he was guilty at this time! When Ning Yu said she wanted to come home and stay for a while, Xiao Yu indeed had many unhealthy and even obscene thoughts in his mind! However, he felt that his fundamental starting point was pure, which was enough!
"Alright, alright! I was just joking with you, looking at your tense expression. Since we're friends now, don't keep calling me Jing Yu Shao, it's like we're strangers or something. Just call me Yu Shao or Shao Shao!"
"Xiao Xiao!" Xiao Ye's uncertain soft cry.
"Oh no, don't say that now, it makes me feel so awkward! I'm totally embarrassed!" Jing Yu Fan covered her face with a shy expression.
Xiao Yi's face turned black as he said: "Zhu Zhu, you should take your medicine, why did you give up on treatment?"
It's possible that someone has lived for a long time and now there is an extra person at home which makes Xiao Yi extremely uncomfortable!
It seems like I can't do anything I normally want to do now! Wanting to play a game is afraid of making the goddess feel neglected, wanting to watch a movie has become a luxury! How can you let the goddess know that you have this hobby, wouldn't it mean that you prefer watching women in movies over the woman in front of you? Can't even look at a living one right in front of me?!
As for playing video games, Xiao Yu had already made up his mind. He would play after the goddess fell asleep at night! This hobby was impossible to quit, otherwise he wouldn't have any face to call himself an otaku?
"Xiao Yi, what do you usually play with? Do you just sit in front of the computer browsing web pages every day? How boring!" Ning Yu Xiao yawned and asked. Xiao Yi's heart finally felt at ease, he was finally sleepy!
"I usually play games and occasionally watch anime. But now I feel like playing games is meaningless, so I don't know what to do anymore!"
Ning Yu Xiao nodded in agreement and said: "That's right, what's the point of playing games? I think it's more interesting to play with people!"
"Huh?!" Xiao Yu suddenly felt that he knew too little about this goddess in his heart, what was the rhythm of this?
She probably felt that she had lost her composure somewhere. She hastily waved her hand and said, "Nothing, nothing, just a slip of the tongue, you continue playing, I won't disturb you!"
Xiao Yixin said: "What's there to play? I'm in no mood for games!"
"Does Xiao Xiao eat fruit?" Xiao Yi got up to go wash some fruit for his goddess, and since Jing Yu Xiao was willing to let him call her Xiao Xiao, Xiao Yi felt that it was worth having her stay over!
"Okay, give me an apple wash, an apple a day keeps the doctor away!"
The goddess gave an order and Xiao Yi naturally rushed out like a mad dog.
But when he came back, he was shocked and lost his color. Because Jing Yu Shi is now sitting in front of his computer, and there are many things on the computer that would die if they saw the light. If the goddess found out, he would have no face to live in this world!
"Don't worry, I just came to browse Taobao, as for the KuaiBo on your computer, I didn't even think of touching it!" The words of Ning Yu made Xiao Yi not know whether he should be relieved or immediately commit seppuku to apologize. He felt that he had lost face for all the otakus!
"Xiao Xiao, you also know about Qvod?!" asked Xiao Yi cautiously, as if afraid that any slight mistake would trigger a time bomb.
"Am I an antique or something? I'm a young person of the new era, okay?! Do you think I don't know about the three must-haves for otakus?"
Xiao Yiyin smiled awkwardly, didn't expect others to know, it seems that he was overthinking. But this is also good, so his psychological pressure will be less in the future!
"You don't have to be like this at all, just watch or play if you want to, don't mind me, I'll find my own fun. If I come over and disrupt your life rhythm, that's too much! However, when you're watching something, it's best to wear headphones, after all, it's a shared environment! You don't object, do you?"
Seeing the gentle smile on Qingyu's face, Xiao Yi was so excited that tears filled his eyes. He never thought that his goddess would be so understanding!
Admitting that I really like the goddess and now being able to live with her at close range every day is also very happy!
But this kind of happiness can't make Xiao Yu not use his blessings! This kind of person who can't bear it for three days without rubbing, how can he bear it!
"Thank you, what was that, long live understanding!" Xiao Yu was so moved that he almost went up to hold Cong Yu's hand!
But who would have thought that Cong Yu Jian, who had a gentle smile on his face just a moment ago, suddenly made a big turnaround in the next moment!
"Thanks for nothing! You're with me every day, isn't that enough? Am I not prettier than those women in your hard drive? I'm only 18, okay? Look at them, they're all old!"
Said Condensed Rain Arrow pointed to the taskbar, and suddenly a video player popped up, playing a movie starring Yui Hatano!
Xiao Yi felt extremely embarrassed in his heart, things seemed to be developing in a direction he had never thought of!
Shouldn't girls see this kind of thing and immediately cover their faces, make a shy expression, and run to the side? Of course, in more intense cases, they might even slap men and scold them loudly for being shameless!
"What's going on with this? Not only did you dig up old photos to look at, but after looking at them, you even want to compare yourself to the people in them. Do you really need such a strong competitive mentality? What do you have to compare with that woman?"
Of course, Xiao Yi wasn't a fool either, he knew what to say at this moment.
"Look at you, you're not making any sense. I'm studying this with an artistic eye! I'm approaching it with a critical mind! What's your status, how can you compare yourself to the woman in the picture? The two are completely incomparable!"
Xiao Yi thought that his flattering words would definitely have an effect, but who knew that as soon as he finished speaking, the other person's face turned even uglier!
"You mean I don't stand a chance against this woman on the computer?"
Xiao Yixin said it wasn't like that, how could I say such stupid words?! Besides, even if we want to discuss this issue, can you please turn off the movie on your computer first? The female lead is still moaning and groaning in a state of extreme desire, is this really an appropriate environment for discussing issues?!
"Hey, I didn't mean it that way! What I meant was that they're all lying in bed with their clothes off. So, you guys are completely different and can't be compared!" Xiao Yu explained emphatically.
Who knows, after hearing this, Ning Yu's face turned red and she hugged her own shoulders, saying: "Shameless! Xiao Yi, what are you thinking? Do you want me to take off my clothes and lie on the bed for you to compare?"
"Things aren't supposed to be like this! This rhythm is all wrong!" Xiao Yu can't even cry now!

