The 102nd time, Nu Wa thought it was better for Da Ji to pay homage to her teacher.

  Huang Shiren's bird mouth, that is the small green vegetables on the market that are about to be sold out, 50 cents a car, so cheap it's killing, Nüwa Niangniang is an icy and pure saint, hearing his cheap words, how can she not be angry, raised her hand and hit him.

  This slap was launched by the queen in a fit of rage, with a force like thunder. Even if Huang Shiren were the great golden immortal Taizhen, he would have died on the spot if he had been hit by this slap.

  Good old Huang! Facing the saint's attack, he didn't flinch at all, and instead, a strange smile appeared on his face.

  This slap is twenty zhang away from me. At 0.02 seconds, it's 0.03 centimeters away from me. At that moment, this woman will obediently stop.

  "I'll beat you to death, you cheap woman!" The Goddess Nüwa saw Huang Shiren's expression and became even angrier, unconsciously adding three more points of strength to her palm.

  Just as the slap was about to land on his face, Huang Shiren pouted, puffed out his cheeks and said slowly: "Mother... mother... is... not... is... letting... that... Ling... Zhu... die!"

  Hmph.

  Nüwa's palm suddenly stopped under Huang Shiren's eyelid!

  Banana you this watermelon! I don't believe I can't collect you this woman!

  "Despicable person! What's going on here?!" The Goddess Nuwa was willing to slap this despicable person to death from the bottom of her heart, but as soon as she heard that Lingzhu was in trouble, her heart skipped a beat.

  Haha. Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Your Highness, how can you forget things so easily? Last time, didn't you ask me to bring the Lingzhu to Li Jing's house for reincarnation?"

  "Yes. Haven't you done such a thing?" Nüwa was shocked. This cheap person is cunning and capable of doing such a thing.

  Did he secretly deal with the Lingzhu and privately swallow the treasure that was supposed to be given to the Lingzhu? The queen's eyes snapped open: "Speak quickly! Did you do it?"

  "Niang niang, you... I can't do anything about it!" Huang Shiren's voice echoed in the Nuwa Palace, and the Taoist boys sweeping outside heard this and stuck out their tongues one by one, not knowing what had happened between Huang Shiren and Niang niang.

  "Since you've done it, you have to take responsibility!" Mother said angrily.

  "You're so wicked! Am I, Huang Shi Ren, like an irresponsible person?" Old Huang wailed.

  Bang! The broom in the hand of the Taoist boy sweeping the floor outside fell to the ground.

  "Big brother, I'm saying that Huang Shiren and our princess are related, right?"

  "Shut up! How can you say such a thing?! Even if it's true, keep your mouth shut!"

  A group of Taoist children stuck out their tongues and perked up their ears to continue listening at the corner of the wall.

  In the great hall, Nüwa was furious.

  "Girl, I've done my part, but the rest is up to you, I don't have the energy for that." Huang Shiran said with deep meaning.

  "It's up to me to work hard, so I'll naturally work hard. This matter, didn't I already tell you not to interfere?"

  "Yes, but I'll only do the first half, you have to take care of the second half yourself."

  "What's going on?" The queen saw his serious expression and lowered her voice.

  Huang Shiren sat in the chair, took a sip of tea, raised his legs, and looked at the anxious queen, saying: "I sent the Lingzhu to Li Jing's wife's belly and got things done. It's been three years and six months now, I almost forgot about it. Yesterday, Li Jing came to find me and said that his wife had a big belly for three years and six months but still hadn't given birth yet, making all the people in Chentangguan say that this child is a monster."

  Poof! The princess couldn't help but burst out laughing after hearing this.

  Huang Shiren looked at Nüwa's smiling face and said with a straight gaze: "Your Majesty, you look really beautiful when you smile."

  "You want to look for trouble again?!"

  "Look at you, I said you look good, but this... Are you going to make me say you're a freak?" Huang Shiran stood up, walked over, and with a sly expression, said: "Your Ladyship, I don't have the skill of delivering babies. You'd better teach me a method to help Li Jing's wife give birth to Lingzhu quickly. Otherwise, even if others don't say it, Li Jing, being a general, might go and...ahem...visit someone else's mother pig."

  Nüwa pulled out a jade bottle from her sleeve and threw it at Huang Shiren.

  "This is the Soul Fusion Elixir. The Spirit Pearl was transformed from a heavenly spiritual object, and without this elixir, his original soul would not have transformed, and naturally would not have been born."

  "Oh, so that's how it is. Niangniang, you've done something really wrong this time. You should have given me this thing from the start, instead of causing someone to carry a big belly for three years and six months. Niangniang, you're really bad." Huang Shiren took the He Rong Hun Dan and couldn't help but take advantage of Niangniang's situation.

  "This medicine will make the Yin family give birth to Lingzhu, it's certain. Huang Shiren, Lingzhu is my heart and soul, you must take good care of her, if she suffers even a little bit, I'll cut off your dog head!"

  "Yes, yes, yes, Niangniang didn't say that, and I couldn't be ashamed of our child, could I?" Huang Shiren's cheap words made Nüwa Niangniang want to slap him again. Old Huang quickly changed the subject, saying: "Niangniang, Lingzhu is my disciple from birth, I won't mistreat him, but there are so many bad people in the world who like young boys, what if someone else takes advantage of him?"

  "Still no one has the guts!" Nuwa coldly snorted.

  She is a holy person, who dares to provoke her?

  "Miss, I'm just saying if! If, you understand?" Huang Shiran emphasized.

  Nüwa didn't know that this cheap person had another evil idea, and she said without thinking: "Then you go ahead and kill her, if you can't kill her, tell me, I'll go kill her!"

  "Alright! Remember this, wife, no going back on your word!" Huang Shiren sneered with a wicked grin.

  Alright, alright! Nezha was born to be a troublemaker. Since Nüwa said so, then it's settled. With me as his master, why worry that this disciple won't cause any trouble? Why not take Nezha to the Western Kunlun Mountains one day and chop off the nose of Yuan Shi, that old cow, how about that?

  Huang Shiren was overjoyed, dancing with joy.

  Her expression, Nuwa knew at a glance that she had come up with an evil idea.

  "Huang Shiren, if someone bullies Lingzhu, I won't let it go! But if you bring him along and stir up trouble, I'll be the first to chop you down!"

  Huang Shiren rolled his eyes: "Your Highness, your words are so heartless, they're really hurtful."

  "Is there anything else? If not, then get out of here quickly!" Niúwángniáng was about to explode with anger if she continued talking to him.

  "Yes! Something's up!" Old Huang hastily raised his hand.

  "What's wrong?"

  "Ah, Your Majesty," Huang Shiren said with a smack of his lips, "I've taken Lingzhu as my disciple and have been running around to arrange for him to be reincarnated. Now that he's about to come out, I'll still need to take care of him. It's all so tiresome! When you think about it, I'm the one who's really losing out."

  "You've lost out! How much have you taken advantage of me here!" Nuwa shouted.

  "Girl! Don't talk nonsense about nothing, it's not good to spread rumors. When did I ever take advantage of you? On the contrary, I was thinking, are you willing?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

  "Vile creature! If you dare speak out of turn again, I'll rip your tongue out!" The face of Nüwa turned red.

  "Alright, alright, I won't tease you anymore, or Master will slap me to death." Huang Shiren chuckled and said, "Niangniang, I've done something for you, now you do something for me too?"

  "No time! You're up to no good!" Nuwa refused outright.

  Huang Shiren plopped himself down in front of Nüwa, throwing a tantrum: "No way! Your Ladyship, you're being so unfair! You're bullying me! I don't want to! I don't want to!"

  The two boys on either side saw these two guys writhing and twisting on the ground, holding back their laughter, and were so stifled that they were internally injured.

  "What's going on?" Nüwa also smiled.

  "Oh!" Huang Shiren scrambled up and said: "Your Majesty, I have a good friend..."

  "What's it to you?! Are you trying to get me into trouble and then leave me to clean up the mess?!"

  "Girl, you're a saint, a woman, how can you talk so crudely! Am I that kind of person?" Huang Shiren laughed and said: "My good friend is none other than the daughter of the Duke of Ji, Daji."

  "Ta Ji? How did Ta Ji become your good friend!?" Nüwa was shocked. This Ta Ji was destined to die an untimely death, shouldn't she have died long ago?!

  "That's how it is!" Huang Shiran spoke with flying spittle, telling the whole story.

  "You've done a good job." Nüwa was delighted when she heard that he had let Bai Jiuer take Tǎiyī's place in entering the palace.

  "Your Ladyship, now the problem arises. Taizi is with me, on one hand, there are many people around and if others see her, that fake Baisanlang will be in danger, and Your Ladyship's Taizi will also be finished. On the other hand, I'm not busy, am I? Busy for Your Ladyship, so busy that my belt is getting loose, don't you believe me? Look at me, even my pants are loose..."

  "Speak of the matter at hand!" The princess saw him walking over with his pants down and turned her face away.

  "Oh." Huang Shiren relaxed his pants and said: "Your Majesty, I want to let Daji stay with you. You are both women, she is also a woman, I am at ease. Moreover, Daji likes to cultivate immortality very much. Your Majesty is a sage, wise and knowledgeable, the first in the world; cultivation is the first in the world; broad-mindedness is the first in the world! No, my intention is to say that Your Majesty's broad-mindedness is the first in the world! Your Majesty, take Daji as your apprentice."

  "Let me think," said Nüwa.

  "Girl, don't think about it! What's there to think about? We've got a good relationship, do we need to think about it?" Huang Shiren pointed to the Ronghun Dan in his arms, with a rascal-like expression, and said: "Anyway, if you don't agree to my terms, I won't go to Chentang Pass. Lingzhu, I don't care about her, let her suffocate in Li Jing's wife's belly for all I care."

  "You're such a cheap person!" The Goddess Nüwa really had no way to deal with Huang Shiren, so she could only nod: "Alright."

  "Alright!" Huang Shiren clapped his hands and shouted towards the outside of the door, "Xin Gan, aren't you coming in to kowtow to your master and mistress?"

  After hearing this, Taizi slowly walked in from outside the door, knelt down and kowtowed, saying softly: "Taizi pays respects to Your Majesty and Master!"

  The queen glanced at Daji and saw that this woman was truly born with a national color and heavenly fragrance, with a look that made people love her dearly, making the queen's previous anger melt away. She also saw that Daji was indeed a good seed for cultivating immortality, and she was naturally overjoyed.

  "Alright. From today on, you will be at the Nüwa Palace. Cultivating immortality is different from being in the mortal world, you must work hard, do you understand?"

  "Daji knows!"

  "Good." The Queen of Heaven was very satisfied and said to Huang Shiren: "You wretch, I have agreed to everything, why don't you leave?"

  "Your Ladyship, I have a name, you can't just call me 'cheap person' like that, it's too familiar. Huang Shiren chuckled and then said seriously: "Your Ladyship, I met Master last time."

  "Hmm." Nüwa's expression turned solemn upon hearing this, a hint of sadness flashing across her beautiful eyes.

  "My master is everywhere, deceiving and bullying people. He even snatched the Wind and Fire Wheel from Lingzhu, saying that Lingzhu was the darling of Niangniang. He did this to make up for his past mistakes." Huang Shiren said while observing Nüwa's expression, seeing her biting her lip, her eyes gradually turning red.

  "Miss, Master has been like this for so many years, it's not easy. Master is a bit of a scoundrel, but he's still got a good heart. You don't believe me? Just look at my master's behavior and you'll know what kind of person he is. He's a grown man with such high skills, yet the women who chase him are as numerous as the stars, but Master has remained a virgin all these years. Isn't it all because he only has Miss in his heart?"

  "Your Ladyship, even the biggest things will pass. You should look forward and not dwell on the past, for only after experiencing wind and rain can you see a rainbow, this principle you should understand. I think that Master is not worthy of Your Ladyship, he's dirty, ugly, and a drunkard, while Your Ladyship is so beautiful, so charming, and a saint, how could such a lovely flower be placed in cow dung?"

  "Who are you calling a cow dung?" Nuwa shouted coldly.

  "I'm cow dung! I'm cow dung!" Huang Shiren cursed under his breath: "Damn it, getting angry again, still can't help but care about that scoundrel of a master."

  "Girl, I sincerely hope you two are doing well. For your sake, look at how worried I am, this belt is getting wider and wider..." As he spoke, the scoundrel lifted up his pants again.

  "Get out! Let your master settle his own affairs!" The Goddess Nuwa could no longer bear to watch, and with a wave of her sleeve, a whirlwind swept Huang Shiren flying off towards the horizon.

  "Daji is my heart's darling, listen to your mother's words carefully, your husband will come for you soon......" Huang Shiren let out a miserable cry and turned into a streak of light, disappearing without a trace.

  "I hope this humble person can help Lingzhu be born smoothly." Looking at the sky, Nüwa smiled slightly.

  The second update is now available.