The 101st time the child couldn't be born, Huang Shiren found Nüwa

  That day, Chao Ge City was in an uproar!

  Countless ordinary people put down their work and surged into the streets, whispering to each other.

  "Alas, have you heard? The number one general of Xiqi, Nan Gong Zuo, has been forced to surrender!"

  "I've heard enough, this is really outrageous! He actually tried to force himself on a woman and didn't even succeed!"

  "Haha, I heard it was Guoshi who took action and beat this guy!"

  "It can't be! The Imperial Tutor is a celestial being, a good person, how could he fall into the hands of such a lecher!"

  "I originally thought Xiqi was a place of benevolence and righteousness, but it seems that's not the case!"

  "Nangong Shi is like this, then Ji Chang might not be a good thing either!"

  ……

  The common people were discussing it in a flurry, and Ji Chang, hiding among the crowd, heard it and was truly distressed.

  "It's here! It's here!" Ji Chang was sulking here, and a thunderous commotion burst out among the hundred messengers.

  Only then did a team of golden armored warriors clear the way, and behind them, Nan Gong Yu was escorted out.

  The majestic Western Qi's number one general, at this moment was stripped bare, not a thread on him. In the beginning, Huang Shiren used his golden finger to blow up Nan Gongyu's old self, and the yellow gate inside the palace thoroughly cut off the remaining part, now Nan Gongyu really became a eunuch from head to toe, disheveled hair, tied to a wooden stake like a dead dog.

  What's even more ridiculous is that there was a male donkey following behind him. This male donkey, when it comes to sex, is absolutely the most ruthless thing in the world. Huang Shiren had done something to it, causing someone to touch the secretion of a female donkey on Nan Gong Yu's buttocks, making the male donkey cry out continuously. Under everyone's gaze, it dragged its black, thick and hard thing and crawled onto Nan Gong Yu's body nonstop!

  Poor Xiqi's number one general, under the gaze of everyone, was exploded by a male donkey! It is indeed a rare sight in history!

  "Kill me too!" Seeing this scene, Ji Fa wailed and fainted again.

  "Haha, you people from Xiqi aren't good at playing, are you, Jichang? You and that old thing aren't good at playing, are you? Dao Ye's this move, are you satisfied?! Looking at Nangong Shi under the donkey, looking at the unconscious Jichang, Huang Shiren laughed with great joy."

  As the saying goes, good news doesn't spread far, but bad news travels a thousand miles. This matter was spread to Chao Ge in just a few days and reached the territories of the 800 vassals, causing shockwaves throughout the land and extreme chaos.

  The next day, Ji Chang took Nan Gong Yu back to Xi Qi with a dejected look. After Huang Shi Ren's meddling, Xi Qi was really unlucky this time.

  And not to mention Su Hu and others returning to Ji Zhou, Wang Zhen alone, after obtaining "Daji", never attended court again. The means of Lian Ji, even an immortal cannot resist, it is indeed a night of joy, a morning of feasting, day and night debauchery, and the great affairs of the court are not taken care of at all.

  As for Huang Shiren, he was favored by Ji Chang and obtained the He Tu and Luo Shu. In the palace, accompanying Daji, he was also extremely pleased and excessively licentious.

  On this day, while playing with Daji on the bed, just as they were about to reach a climax, Monkey King shouted from outside: "Master, someone has come to visit!"

  "Get out of here! Can't you see I'm busy?"

  "Master, Chā is here, he says he has urgent business with you!"

  "Nonsense! I'm also in a hurry here! Ta Ji, don't be stubborn, I won, I want to touch home plate!"

  "Master, he said his name is Li Jing!"

  "What's his name again... wait, what is it?!"

  "Li Jing! General Li Jing of Chentangguan requests an audience!"

  "Li Jing!?" Huang Shiren snapped out of his daze, stopped playing with the eighteen touches, kissed Daji once, put on his clothes, went out the door, and grabbed Wukong saying: "Really?"

  "Master, when have I ever deceived you? There's someone waiting outside, and for some reason, they're as anxious as ants on a hot pot!" Wukong pointed to the outside.

  What does Li Jing want from me?

  Huang Shiren was so furious. He stretched out his finger to count, and suddenly shouted: "Ah! You scoundrel, you were so busy playing that you forgot about my three apprentices!"

  As for Li Jing, since his wife Yin's dream of Huang Shiren sending a child, she became pregnant. The couple was naturally delighted and burned incense in front of Huang Shiren's memorial tablet every day, only hoping that Nezha would be born soon.

  Who would have thought that ten months later, Yin's family didn't show any signs of giving birth. The two of them discussed it and felt that maybe it was because this son was too extraordinary, so naturally he wasn't like ordinary children. They waited and waited, but after three years and six months, there was still no movement!

  Li Jing was anxious to death. Three years and six months! In this time, ordinary people would have given birth to three children!

  The wife didn't give birth, and Li Jing couldn't possibly cut open her belly with a knife. He sent people to search everywhere for news of Huang Shiren's whereabouts. On this day, Chao Song returned to report that the National Master had summoned Huang Shiren. After further investigation, he felt 80-90% sure it was that guy, and hastily rushed to the government office.

  Huang Shiren's side is also a cry of woe, originally thought that sending their son to someone else's house would be the end of it, but unexpectedly this Lingzhu is not an ordinary person, and has stirred up such trouble.

  Huang Shiren had just shown his head when he was spotted by Li Jing and grabbed.

  "Master! I've finally found you! You must save my wife, save your disciple's son! It's been three years and six months already, and they still haven't come out. I'm worried to death!" Li Jing wailed.

  "I've told you before, this kid is no ordinary person, just wait and see."

  "Senior, can't wait!"

  "How can't you wait anymore? Can your wife no longer bear it?"

  "My wife can take it, but I've had enough!"

  "What's going on here?!"

  "Senior! This woman is pregnant and can't consummate with a man, what's your way?"

  "I know."

  "Senior! I've been holding back for three years and six months, now I even want to get on with a sow! You'd better let my wife give birth quickly!" Li Jing said with a crooked mouth and slanted eyes.

  "Li Jing, you're really something. Your wife can't get pregnant, so can't you just find a mistress or a concubine to satisfy your desires?"

  "Elder brother doesn't know, I'm afraid of my wife! When my wife gets angry, what can be done!"

  "Damn it, I didn't think you were a man who's afraid of his wife, I despise you!"

  "Elder, I kowtow to you! For my life's happiness, quickly let my wife give birth!" Li Jing hurriedly knelt down and kept kowtowing to Huang Shiren.

  "Alright, alright." Huang Shiren helped Li Jing up, smiling and saying: "You go back first, I'll follow right away. I guarantee you'll be reunited with your wife soon. Alright?"

  "Alright! I'm going back now! Senior, you'd better hurry up!" Li Jing saw that Huang Shiren had agreed and ran off in a flash.

  This guy! Huang Shiren is so cool.

  "Master, let's go?" Wukong picked up his golden-hooped staff and smiled.

  "Where is it?"

  "Chen Tangguan is helping someone give birth." Wukong said with a mischievous smile.

  "Get out of here! I don't know the art of midwifery! Besides, Lingzhu is a rare breed born from heaven, and even if Li Jing's wife can't give birth to it, what can I do?!" Huang Shiran's face was full of black lines.

  "What's going to happen?! You can't let Li Jing's wife have a big belly for the rest of her life, Master! You've got to take responsibility!" Monkey King laughed.

  "This matter, can only go find Nüwa Niangniang." Huang Shiren thought for a moment, feeling that there was no other way to do it, and said to Wukong: "You go gather your things, right, bring Taizi along, we'll all go to the Palace of Nüwa together."

  "Master, where are you taking Master's wife?" Wukong wondered.

  "What's with all these questions? Let you go, and you'll go!" Huang Shiren kicked Wukong away.

  Li Jing's wife couldn't give birth to a child, this broken thing must be solved by Nüwa Niangniang. Old Huang is not an inefficient person, can't just go to the Temple of Nüwa for such a trivial matter, it would spread and people will laugh to death.

  She stayed in the mansion, with pros and cons. The greatest advantage is that it satisfied Huang Shiren's lustful desire.

  It's worth it, but compared to the benefits, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages. Firstly, Old Huang has become the focus of Chao Ge City, and his mansion is under constant attention. Every day, someone comes to visit, and if he is discovered, the news will spread, and he will be in trouble. King Zhou's side will not let him off easily, and his own plans will also be exposed.

  In addition, Daji was also bored in the mansion and wanted to learn magic. Huang Shiren had previously arranged for Yang Xian and Wukong to instruct her, but Wukong's unlucky disciple was originally a mischievous person who liked to play tricks. Letting him kill people, rob them, or commit crimes was fine, but letting him teach people magic as a master was more painful than killing him. He lasted only one day before running away.

  Yang Xian, although a serious person with meticulous thoughts, couldn't handle Daji. Daji was clever but learned magic in an overbearing way, constantly asking Yang Xian to teach her how to slay the three corpses (also known as the most powerful thing between the sheets), making Yang Xian's head spin. Although he made up an excuse to brush it off, Daji's questions about magic were endless and sharp, leaving Yang Xian frustrated and wanting to hit his head against a wall. After three to five days, he couldn't take it anymore and ran to Huang Shiren, saying that if he had to continue teaching her, he would castrate himself with a knife, scaring Huang Shiren half to death.

  Two people didn't teach, Daji naturally entangled Huang Shiren. Huang Shiren had a lot of things to do, and came there to withstand Daji's entanglement, so he had to play eighteen touches every day to get rid of her, but touching here and there was not a good thing either.

  Now that we're going to the Queen of Heaven's Palace, let's bring Daji along and risk our lives to get her accepted as a disciple. This way, first, since everyone in the palace is female, there's no need to worry about anyone being distracted by infatuation. Second, if Daji can become the Queen's apprentice, who knows, maybe she'll be able to cultivate into an extraordinary immortal wife in the future? As husband and wife, we can practice dual cultivation together - wouldn't that be wonderful? Even if it doesn't work out, with the Queen as her backing, no one will dare to mess with Daji in the future. Her life will be secure. As long as I'm alive, heh heh, Master Dao, I'll be able to frequently indulge in...ahem...certain activities.

  Huang Shiren, this scoundrel, thought for a while and felt that it was not bad. He returned to the room, hugged Daji and coaxed her, saying that he had found a master who was number one in the world, and said that as long as she learned magic well, the two of them could be together forever. What kind of thing could Daji believe him for? She naturally agreed.

  After gathering, Huang Shiren led He Wukong and Daji to the Nuwa Palace.

  To make a long story short, when they arrived at the Nüwa Palace, Huang Shiren had the child go in to report, and before long, the child came out leading three people to the great hall.

  On the grand throne of Fengwei, Nüwa sat upright, truly a precious and dignified appearance, worthy of being called the Mother of Heaven.

  "I kowtowed to Queen Nüwa! May Queen Nüwa always be so charming and beautiful that she can kill people with her beauty!" This cheap person knelt down, flattering and kowtowed three times, which also amused the queen.

  This cheap person, after leaving for some years, has made great progress in her cultivation. The princess sized up Huang Shiren and was very satisfied.

  "Huang Shiren, you shouldn't be busy with your own important matters, how did you have time to come find me?"

  Plop! Huang Shiren knelt down in front of Niangniang, letting out a loud howl: "Niangniang, you're so cruel! You've made it impossible for us to have children! What's the point?!"

  "You scoundrel! What's with 'our child'?! You're asking for a beating!" The empress heard this and her face turned bright red with rage, she swung her hand and a massive slap came flying down!

  Here is the first one!