Chapter 103: Nezha is born, Huang San lands on the island
The Chen Tang Guan General's Mansion is now in a state of complete chaos and uproar.
In the courtyard under a large locust tree, Li Jing's wife, Yin Shi, was lying half-reclined in a chair with a belly as big as an overturned cauldron, her head covered in cold sweat, and she was crying out in pain. Li Jing stood beside her, anxiously scratching his ears and cheeks.
"Doctor, what's going on?!" Li Jing grabbed the doctor beside him.
That doctor's hair was all white, a man in his 70s or 80s, looked at Yin and shook his head: "General, I've lived for so many years, but I've never seen anyone who's been pregnant for three years and six months and still hasn't given birth! The lady is healthy and normal in every way, except for this belly pain, there's no reason for it, I'm at a loss!"
"Rubbish! Aren't you supposed to be the number one master of Chen Tang Guan?!" Li Jing was furious.
The doctor cried: "General, I have seen many difficult and complicated cases, but this thing, I really can't diagnose."
"Brother Jing, don't make things difficult for the doctor," said Yin Shi from beside him.
Li Jing sent the doctor away and sighed: "Why hasn't Huang come yet! It's really urgent!"
"Who's muttering about me, an old man?" Li Jing had barely finished speaking when a flash of light appeared in front of him, and a Daoist with a bruised nose and swollen face emerged. Who else could it be but that Huang Shiren?
"Ah, Elder Huang, you've finally arrived!" Li Jing grabbed hold of Huang Shi Ren, as if grasping a lifeline. His battered face was a pitiful sight to behold. He stared blankly for a moment before asking, "Elder, what's going on?"
My goodness! This kid is really blind! Can I tell you that he was flirting with the Goddess Nüwa and got slapped?
"I was in a hurry to save Nezha and accidentally crashed into the mountain, and half of the big mountain was knocked off." Huang Shiran blurted out.
"It's really hard on you, senior." Yin saw him so wretched and was also extremely grateful.
"Sister, that's not right! Your child is my child, don't be so polite!" Huang Shiran took advantage of the situation again and turned to Li Jing: "Quickly help your sister into the house, I guarantee you'll see your son today!"
"Good! Good!" Li Jing was overjoyed and ordered his servants to bring his wife into the house.
"Li Jing, go and call a few midwives," Huang Shiran instructed.
"Midwife? Senior, are you here to deliver a baby?" Li Jing was taken aback.
Huang Shiran smiled slightly, revealing his big yellow teeth: "You can let me deliver the baby too, I'm a man, and your wife will be completely exposed to me."
"Quickly go find the midwife!" Li Jing was so frightened that he hastily turned around and left.
It wasn't long before four or five midwives were summoned to come forward.
"Give this pill to the lady with water and you can wait for the delivery." Huang Shiren handed over the Ronghun Dan to the midwife.
"Is that all?" Li Jing couldn't help but stare blankly.
"What else can I do?! You think this dan is ordinary?! I risked my life to get it!" Huang Shiren opened his eyes, and Li Jing immediately smiled apologetically.
The midwives entered the delivery room, and Li Jing and Huang Shiren waited outside.
Huang Shiren was not in a hurry, this fellow had someone bring up a table of wine and dishes, drinking big mouthfuls of wine and eating big mouthfuls of meat. Li Jing on the other hand was like an ant on a hot pot, walking back and forth, tiptoeing and looking around.
From morning till noon, all I heard was a scream from inside the room, and then a group of people rushed out.
"Oh no! Monsters! Monsters!" The several midwives in front were frightened pale and turned to run away.
"What's going on?" Li Jing grabbed one and was in a great hurry.
"Sir, madam has given birth to a monster!"
"Monster!" Li Jing heard this and with a clang, drew out his treasured sword and rushed headlong into the room.
Not yet standing firm, a loud hum, a ball of red gas came rushing forward! Li Jing was also a cultivator, stretching out his hand quickly, dodging with a low head, and when he turned back to look, he saw a meatball rolling around wildly, and was greatly shocked.
"Madam, what kind of thing have you given birth to?" Li Jing said.
On the delivery bed, Yin's family weakly nodded.
"What bad luck! Elder Huang deceived me!" Li Jing had endured for three years and six months for the sake of his son, and his wife had suffered for three years and six months. In the end, they gave birth to such a freak, what else could it be but a demon?!
Li Jing was enraged and couldn't care about anything else, so he swung his treasured sword at the meatball with one slash.
"Don't let it!" Huang Shiren reminded as he entered the door, seeing Li Jing about to chop that meat ball, but unexpectedly Li Jing's sword arrived first!
Plop!
The flesh ball was cut open by a sword, and a burst of immortal energy surged out, from which a little boy jumped out.
This child, all over red light, face like applied powder, pink and chubby, very lovely. The child can crawl as soon as he falls to the ground, after crawling for a while, he can stand up, and after standing, he can walk. After walking around in a circle, his body is surprisingly as big as an 8 or 9-year-old child!
Li Jing and Yin were shocked to death.
"Haha, okay! Okay!" Huang Shiren laughed loudly on the other side.
"Senior, this, this! Monster! Monster!" Li Jing pointed at the child, pulling Huang Shiren's face with a peculiar expression.
"You damned ghost!" Huang Shiren glared at Li Jing, picked up the naked boy and brought him in front of the couple, saying: "Have you ever seen such a monster?! I told you early on that this child is a reincarnation of an immortal, not a mortal! Come, come quickly to see your third son Nezha!"
The couple came over together, saw that it was indeed a good-looking child, and heard Huang Shiren say so. The panic earlier disappeared, and they were extremely delighted.
"Nezha, call Dad, call Mom!" The couple teased the child, but Nezha's big round eyes stared at Huang Shiren without blinking.
Although this Lingzhu's soul was transformed, it still had an inexplicable connection with Huang Shiren as they were master and apprentice in their past lives.
"Go to hell! Hurry up and call Master!" Huang Shiren laughed.
"Master!" Nezha's voice was clear and crisp, and Li Jing and his wife looked at each other in surprise.
Whose child is born so big and can talk as soon as they are born?!
"Come on! This is your father and mother, don't you even call out to them?" Huang Shiren pointed at Li Jing's couple.
"Dad! Mom!" Nezha called out somewhat reluctantly.
"Ah!" The couple responded in unison, overjoyed.
Huang Shiren held Nezha in his arms and sat down, and the more he looked at him, the happier he became.
"My goodness, I've taken in two apprentices, but they're both useless. One is always sulking and the other is annoyingly quiet all day long. On the other hand, these three apprentices are quite likable."
Lao Huang was overjoyed and took out something from his bosom.
"Nezha, since this is your first meeting with Master, I should give you a few gifts." Huang Shiren chuckled.
Nezha saw Huang Shiren take out so many things, each one shining with red light, and was overjoyed.
"Good disciple, this thing is called the Qian Kun Circle, a good treasure for hitting people. In the future, if you see someone who doesn't please your eyes, just hit them to death! This thing is called the Hun Tian Rope, specializing in binding people. In the future, if you see someone who looks unpleasant, just bind and hit them! This thing is called the Huo Jian Gun, in the future when I let you stab someone, you will not spare anyone! Also, this thing is called the Feng Huo Lun, it was given to you by your master's ancestor. Step on it and come and go like lightning. If you lose a fight, just run." Huang Shi Ren gave these few magical artifacts to Nezha, Nezha liked them, slung the Qian Kun Circle diagonally, wrapped his body with the Hun Tian Rope, held dual guns in hand, and stepped on the Feng Huo Lun, truly becoming a war god, emitting boundless killing intent!
Li Jing and his wife were overjoyed when Huang Shiren gave them so many treasures, they felt deeply grateful to him, but suddenly they didn't know that this guy was actually using their son as a gift for someone else.
"Thank you, Master!" Nezha played a tune, was very happy, knelt down on the ground and knocked his head loudly.
"Good. Good." Huang Shiren looked at Nezha and was even more delighted, saying: "Nezha, Master has taught you a few skills, isn't that great?"
"What kind of magic?" Nezha asked with a puffed up face.
"Nature is fun!" Huang Shiren shook his body and transformed into the three-headed, six-armed form, making Nezha clap his hands with joy.
"Fun! Fun! Master, teach me faster!"
"Good!" Huang Shiren nodded his head and pointed at Nezha Tianling, passing on the magical technique of the three-headed six-armed deity.
Nezha is the reincarnation of Lingzhu, exceptionally intelligent and learned quickly. He transformed into three heads and six arms, playing happily: "Master, are there any more fun tricks?"
"Yes." Huang Shiren exerted his eight or nine mysterious skills and transformed into a small animal, which delighted Nezha even more, and he learned from him.
Two kinds of gongfa were learned, and Huang Shiren took out a jade box from the case, opened it, and it was the two immortal apricots that had been obtained from Shen Gongbao earlier.
Two dragon eye-sized immortal peaches were taken out, filling the room with a strange fragrance, which made Nezha drool, and he snatched one away, eating it clean.
Just after Nezha finished eating, he heard a loud noise behind him. Two huge wings grew out of his back, and with another loud noise, Nezha's body changed shape. The chubby little boy instantly transformed into a two-zhang-tall monster with a blue face, hair like red sandalwood, and protruding teeth.
Li Jing and his wife were so frightened that they almost fell over.
"Senior, how did it turn into such a monster?!" Li Jing exclaimed in alarm.
Who doesn't want their own children to be beautiful and lovely?
"Don't worry, don't worry." Huang Shiren chuckled and said: "After eating these two immortal fruits, a pair of wings will grow out, and Nezha will become a general who can roam freely in the heavens and on earth."
"Senior! I don't want to fight, our Li family has been passed down for eighteen generations, can't produce a freak descendant!" Li Jing shook his head.
The Yin family on the other side also begged Huang Shiren to think of a way to change back as soon as possible.
Huang Shiren didn't have a solution to this, originally he wanted Nezha to be awesome, but it ended up like this and he was also at a loss. Seeing Li Jing and his wife pitiful, he thought for a moment and smiled: "Like this, on the Golden Turtle Island side I know a big shot, I'll take Nezha over there now, that guy has skills, absolutely has a way, how about it?"
"Go! Hurry up!" Li Jing said hastily.
"Disciple, Master is taking you out to have some fun, how about it?" Huang Shiren said with a sly smile.
"Good! Good!" Nezha, the mischievous child, how can it be bad?
Huang Shiren erected a cloud head, Nezha opened the wind and thunder wings, and the two masters turned into two streams of light rushing towards Jin Ao Island.
And without mentioning how worried and frightened Li Jing and his wife were at home, Huang Shiren and his disciples arrived at Jin Ao Island in a flash, and the island was in an uproar!
"Oh no, Huang Shiren is here again! Brothers and sisters, let's hurry up and run!"
"Close the door! Close the door!"
"Hey, disciple, take all of my elixirs and stuff!"
"The yellow-skinned person is coming, hide! Quickly hide!"
Looking at the person in front of him, Huang Shiran spat out a mouthful of saliva and smiled: "Jin Ao Island, Jin Ao Island, old Huang is back!"
It's true: Huang Shiren is back on Jin'ao Island, and even the chickens are flying and dogs are jumping!
This time, Golden Turtle Island is going to be in big trouble.
Here is the first update!

