Chapter 104: Nezha Becomes the Yellow Supreme One Who Sweeps Away All Obstructions in Heaven

  And then there's Huang Shiren, that scoundrel. He used two magical peaches to turn Nezha, a chubby-cheeked little boy, into a monster with a height of over ten feet, a face as blue as indigo, hair like cinnabar, and protruding teeth. Li Jing and his wife begged him to reverse the spell, but he didn't have the ability to do so, and had no choice but to take Nezha to Jin'ao Island to seek help from Tongtian Jiao.

  This guy was notorious on Jin'ao Island long ago, and as soon as he landed, the crowd of immortals ran away with their tails between their legs. The once lively Jin'ao Island instantly turned into a desolate graveyard, leaving behind only wine, meat, flower baskets, and wine cups, just like a tornado had passed through.

  "Master, why are they so afraid of you?" Nezha asked.

  Huang Shiren's face didn't turn red as he smiled and said, "Good disciple, you don't understand. These guys aren't decent, so of course they'd all hide from Master."

  "Oh, Master, I'll find them one by one and beat them to death one by one, to vent your anger for you, okay?" Nezha said with a wicked smile.

  Wow, this apprentice is truly one-tenth of my style! It's worth me being fond of him.

  "Good boy, these guys are not decent, but they're all right in their hearts. They're friends of your master's, so we can't kill them offhand. However, from now on, whenever you meet those who claim to be from the Western Kunlun Sect, you can go ahead and kill them! These bad people, apart from bullying men and women every day, also engage in homosexuality! It's disgusting!" Huang Shiren began to coax the child.

  "Master, what is a base?" Nezha was very innocent.

  "Gay ah." Huang Shiran really didn't know how to explain it to him, so he said: "You know chicken?"

  "Of course I know, when I came, I saw it too. The rooster was crowing, the hen was leading her chicks, so cute!"

  "It's cute, right? I'm telling you, those bastards from Xi Kunlun are experts at catching chickens at night..." Huang Shiran stretched out his left hand with one finger and made a circular motion with his right hand.

  "Yuck!" Nezha felt nauseous to death: "It's really disgusting!"

  "Is it bad?"

  "Bad! See you later, one by one!"

  "Good apprentice! Well-behaved apprentice! Master loves you!" Huang Shiren chuckled and brought Nezha to the Biyou Palace, where the Tongtian Sect's Water and Fire Child saw him from afar and hastily reported back.

  Jiulong Chen Xiang's sedan chair, Tongtian Jiao Zhu was talking to Duobao when he heard that Huang Shiren had arrived and nearly fell off the sedan chair.

  He's scared! He's really scared!

  This wretched person, every time they come to Jin'ao Island, Jin'ao Island suffers a great calamity. If they come several more times, I'm afraid all the good things in the majestic Zhengyi Sect's headquarters will be swept away by this wretched person!

  "Get out! Get out! Take your fork and leave!" Tianxian Sect Master shook his head.

  "Master Tongtian, you old fellow, it's great to see you!" Before the words had even fallen, Huang Shiren popped out his head and waved at Master Tongtian.

  The Tianxian Jiaozhu snorted coldly and ignored him.

  He brought Nezha in and pointed at the Tongtian Sect Master, saying to Nezha: "Call him uncle."

  "Uncle!" Nezha heard and called out.

  The Master of Tongtian was stunned, looked at Nezha and asked Huang Shiren: "Bald head, whose child is this?"

  "Oh, Master, your memory is really bad. This is Li Jing's son Nezha, my disciple." said Huang Shiren.

  "Ah!" The Tianxian Sect Master suddenly remembered, nodded and stood up with a swoosh. He shook the dust in his hand and slammed it down, causing Huang Shiren to let out a miserable cry as he fell to the ground with a head full of blood!

  "You scoundrel! You're his master, and he calls me uncle. Am I supposed to call you elder brother now?" The Tianyun Sect Master was furious.

  Huang Shiren rubbed his head, his mouth crooked and his eyes slanted: "Master, you really wronged me to death! I didn't mean it that way, I just wanted the little kid to think you're young and approachable! Who knew your mind was so complicated and dirty, and you actually thought of this!"

  "How dare you hit my master, I'll poke you to death!" Nezha saw Tongtian teach the host to deal with Huang Shiren, and he was already angry. He didn't know the details of Tongtian's teaching, nor did he know that the other party was a saint. For Nezha, Huang Shiren had a kind of innate intimacy with him, and he was both his master and gave him so many treasures, which was more intimate than his parents. When Tongtian hit Huang Shiren, Nezha naturally didn't like it.

  Good Nezha! With a flick of his body, he transformed into the three-headed and six-armed divine power, stirring up wind and thunder wings, stepping on the wind and fire wheel, holding a fiery spear and a mixed heavenly rope, calling out to the leader of the Tongtian Sect!

  "This kid, isn't bad." Tongtian Sect Master chuckled and with a big hand, he pressed Nezha to the ground and slapped his butt.

  With a loud slap, Nezha burst into loud wailing.

  Although he was a two-zhang-tall monster in body, his heart was still that of a young child; seeing that he couldn't win the fight, he let out a loud wail and began to cry.

  "Master! You've gone too far!" Huang Shiren was displeased seeing his disciple being beaten.

  Although he is the most despicable person in the world, he is also absolutely the best at protecting his loved ones. If his good disciple gets beaten, even if it's the leader of the Tian Xiang Sect, he will still fly into a rage!

  "What's wrong with me?" Tianyi Sect Master laughed and said.

  "Huang Shiren put his hands on his hips and immediately began scolding: "I curse you! What's wrong with you? You're a saint, but your age has gone to the dogs! At your age, with your status, you actually dared to lay hands on a young child. If word gets out, people all over the world will despise you! People all over the world will scorn you! People all over the world will reject you! You've got countless heavenly gods, but if you hit my disciple, it's like hitting me! If you hit me, it's like not giving face to my master Lu Ya, it's like not giving face to Nüwa Niangniang! Think about it yourself, if I let those two come find you to settle the score, what would you do? Do you still want to keep your Golden Turtle Island?"

  This unreasonable remark made the Heavenly Master burst out laughing.

  "You scoundrel." The leader of the Tongtian Sect pointed at Huang Shiren, shook his head, and looked at Nezha who was crying on the ground, saying: "Is this the Spirit Pearl of Nüwa?"

  "It is said that Nezha was reincarnated at this time."

  "Not bad." Tongtian Jiaozhu stroked his beard and nodded: "I've long heard that Niangzi has a spiritual pearl, a treasure of heaven and earth, her most precious possession. From the moment she was born, she had the cultivation of Daluo Golden Immortal, although it's not too deep, but the foundation is good! Baldy, you've got another good disciple."

  "That's it! I'm a good guy!" Huang Shiren was extremely shameless.

  "Hmm, I'm puzzled. You said it's usually the master who is more powerful than the disciple, but you, a mere Taiyi Golden Immortal, have three disciples who are all Daluo Golden Immortals - isn't that a huge difference in rank? Don't you feel embarrassed?" Tongtian Sect Master laughed and said.

  These words have hurt Huang Shiren's self-esteem!

  It's really a case of "which pot doesn't open, lift that pot!" Huang Shiren has always been resentful about this matter. But what can be done? As an ordinary yellow weasel spirit who is not loved by his parents, it's already a miracle to have mixed and mingled to become the current state through one's own abilities. How can he compare with three disciples, each of whom are extraordinary in their own way, born as celestial beings, born as terrestrial spirits, and born as golden immortals from the very beginning!

  What the...! The disciple's cultivation is higher than the master's, what kind of logic is this?!

  "Master, are you trying to drive a wedge between my master-disciple relationship?!" Huang Shiren looked at Tongtian Master and chuckled: "Not bad, I am the Taiyi Golden Immortal, two levels lower than my disciples' cultivation. But Master, this is exactly what makes me awesome. If you're not convinced, can you also take in a disciple with a cultivation level two levels higher than yours? Can you make Hongjun Daozu come and call you master?"

  "Rubbish!" Tianyun Sect Master was both amused and annoyed, where did he get the nerve to speak like that?

  After a commotion, the master's mood was not bad, and he said: "Lai Tou, you've come to my Jin Ao Island again, what's the reason?"

  "Ah!" Huang Shiren pointed at Nezha, and told the story of how he had fed Nezha two immortal peaches, causing him to become this strange creature. With a smiling face, he said: "Master, I'm not capable of restoring him to his original state. You're so powerful, can you please fix his appearance and turn Nezha back into a well-behaved child? Otherwise, when Nüwa sees her precious treasure in this ghostly state, she'll kill me!"

  "Mind your own business. You deal with your own affairs!" The Tianyun Sect Master, who had been oppressed by this guy in the past, finally turned the tables and became the master today.

  "Master, you can't just stand by and do nothing! If you keep this up, I'll tell Nüwa that those two celestial peaches were given to her by you. Hehe, when Nüwa gets angry, it's quite adorable, don't you want to experience it?" Huang Shiren saw that being soft didn't work, so he immediately turned tough.

  "Damn it!" Even if the Tianxian Sect Master was a saint, he would have burst out in anger and cursed, saying: "Baldy, don't you usually like to show off? Don't you like to be flashy? Your second disciple is dressed up like a shiny copper statue, wearing a tiny leopard-print skirt and strutting around everywhere. And then there's that Nezha, who's as tall as a pole, with wings and buck teeth... take them out together and make a big show!"

  "Master, you're so wicked! You're openly flirting with me!" Huang Shiren let out a sly laugh and then sighed, saying: "I also want to be cool and stylish. But there's a limit to this! With those two rascals, Yuan Hong and Wukong, I already have enough headaches. Now that we've gone out, wherever we go, people turn their heads 200% of the time, saying we're monsters. Master, you're a saint, without desires or demands, but I want to get girls! How can I do that with a group of freaks?"

  The two of them laughed, Tianyi and Duobao both smiled.

  "Alright, this matter is not difficult either." Tongtian Sect Master saw Huang Shiren's pitiful appearance and was delighted, saying: "The immortal apricot of Yun Zhongzi was transplanted from a branch of my second master's Qilin Cliff in Western Kunlun. To solve the riddle of this immortal apricot is not difficult. Duobao, go to Qingping Tang and fetch that lotus lantern."

  "Master!" Duobao heard this and immediately became unwilling.

  Qīng Píng Táng, is the small pond outside the bedroom of the Tongtian Sect Master, where a Qingpíng grows, and it is the place where the most ferocious Xiantian Lingbao Qingping Sword is attached to the hand of the Tongtian Sect Master.

  This Qingping sword is a defensive object of the Tongtian Sect Master, and it's not inferior to the Zhuxian Four Swords. Even if it's Lu Yao's Zhanxian Feidao, it's not necessarily able to win against it.

  In the Qingping Pond, that Qingping was born from the nourishment of the Qingping Sword for countless years. Although it can't compare to the Chaotic Qinglian in the Qinglian Cave, it's still a rare and precious treasure. After countless years, it has produced a lotus flower, which is also a treasure among heaven and earth. As soon as Duobao heard Master Tongtian's words, he knew that his master would have to make another sacrifice.

  "Hurry up and go!" The Tianyun Sect Master's face turned cold, and Duobao reluctantly left.

  It wasn't long before Duo Bao brought in a lotus pod with both hands, and among them, the lotus pod had a large mouth, but it was a rare spiritual object with auspicious aura and radiant light!

  The Lord of Tongtian let Nezha walk forward, opened the lotus flower, and poured out the juice to feed Nezha. Nezha's stomach growled loudly, farted loudly, shook and swayed, and turned into a plump little boy again. The two wings behind him also turned white as snow.

  My goodness! This is really a monster turning into a little angel in the blink of an eye!

  Looking at Na Zha's chubby face, and then looking at the two small wings behind him that were flashing on and off, Huang Shi-ren felt that not equipping Na Zha with a bow and arrow would be a waste of this appearance!

  Wipe! One day, find Yuehe Lao Ren to get a bow and arrow, tie the red rope of his destiny on the arrow, Nezha will become Cupid!

  Huang Shiren was indulging in fantasies here, while on the other side, Tong Tian Jiao Zhu took a lotus pod and crushed it, taking out a single lotus seed from within.

  "Take it, then!" The leader of the Tongtian Sect tossed the lotus seed to Huang Shiren. Huang Shiren caught it and felt that although this lotus seed was not as good as the Chaos Green Lotus in his own body, it was still a rare treasure that he had stumbled upon by chance.

  "Master, you're being so generous today, voluntarily giving away treasure? Doesn't this go against your usual stingy and miserly style as Iron Rooster? It seems that Old Huang still has some face, it seems that Master is still good to me." Huang Shiren said with a smile after receiving the lotus seed.

  The Tongtian Sect Master also laughed and said: "Hmph! You think I'm looking at your face? Who wants that dog face of yours? I like Nezha!"

  "Hum! You're probably trying to curry favor with Nuwa, aren't you?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

  "Die!" The Tianxian Sect Master was about to beat Huang Shiren again. Huang Shiren covered his head with both hands and quickly tried to explain himself.

  "Master, what is the use of this lotus seed you gave me?"

  The Tongtian Sect Master looked at Nezha, twirling his whiskers and said: "This child's fate is marked by a killing curse, destined to meet with great disaster, die and be reborn. This lotus seed will come in handy at that time."

  Oh! Huang Shiren immediately understood. In the Investiture of the Gods, Nezha caused trouble and was forced to cut his flesh and peel off his bones. It wasn't until Taigong Wang used a lotus seed to create a soul lotus seed that he could rebuild Nezha's body and make him one of the bravest generals in the Investiture of the Gods!

  But now many things are messed up by themselves, aren't they? Nezha became his own apprentice, and the incident of cutting flesh and peeling bones happened again?!

  Huang Shiren was perplexed in his heart, but he didn't dare to ask. He steeled himself: a dead pig isn't afraid of boiling water. Even if it's true, the lotus flower in my hand is much stronger than the one held by Taizhen Zhenren in "The Investiture of the Gods". I can even recreate Nezha's Dharma body!

  Thinking of this, he turned his eyes and said: "Master, you're a good person! Since Nezha wants to die and be reborn, one lotus seed may not be enough. Give me 180 leaves of that green water lily too, I'll use them."

  "Get out! Do you think this is your own private pond?! That water lily was just a single lotus flower for your apprentice to use! And I only had one lotus seed, how could I give you so many?!"

  "That's about eight or nine, anyway!"

  "Not one of them is useful!"

  "Then I'll tell Nüwa that you fed Nezha poison, and her precious darling grew a pair of dog fart wings. Look at these wings, how disgusting, like a monster. I'm going now." Huang Shiren said with an evil smile.

  The Tongtian Sect Master was left with a headache and had no choice but to let Duobao go out, who then brought back six leaves for Huang Shiren.

  "Baldy, if you come again ten or eight times, my treasure on Jin'ao Island will be swept away by you! You rascal, if you have the ability, why don't you go to Xikunlun's second brother to sweep the land? Why not go to Bajing Palace to sweep the land for my eldest brother? Or go directly to Zixuan Palace to sweep the land for my master?"

  "Master, you say I don't want to go? I'm going to be a saint, I went early! Don't mention what kind of dog fart Xikunlun, Bajing Palace, even the Zixiao Palace, I will scrape it off three feet from the ground!"

  "You scoundrel! How did Brother Lu ever take in a good-for-nothing like you!"

  "Go ask my master about that! Honestly, I'm doing him a favor by being his apprentice. I'm not even willing to do it!"

  An old man and a young boy arguing with each other, their joy is endless, they are both worthless.

  "Alright, let's get down to business. How did your important matter go?" Tianyun Sect Master asked solemnly.

  "Everything is fine." Huang Shiren sneered and told Tongtian Sect Master all the bad things that Chao Ge had done, making him extremely pleased.

  "Ji Chang that old turtle was almost killed by me, and he slunk back to the West Qi with his tail between his legs. And I also got him to hand over the River Chart and the Luo Book!" Huang Shiren said triumphantly.

  "What!?! You said you brought what!?" These words made the Tongtian Sect Master jump up with a "hong" sound, and he grabbed Huang Shiren with one hand.

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