Chapter 36: The Most Epic Flight in History

  It's been almost a year since Xuanyuan Huangdi entered the Huanxin Linglong Array.

  Everyone was unaware of the emperor's condition, only Xuan Nu went to observe the situation in the Xuan Yuan Hall every day. Of course, each time she came out with a red face and gritted teeth.

  This caused Zhang Zilong, who was far away in the Kunlun Mountains, working day and night to save Chang'e and nurse his own injuries, to sneeze from time to time. When gods hear others discussing themselves, they will always have a strong feeling, let alone scolding them. It is said that the heavenly saints are so sensitive that even if you mutter two sentences about them in your heart, you will feel a strong sense of guilt and cannot tolerate anyone offending their sacred faces.

  Xuanyuan's current state is confusing, saying he's good, his body has a "spring medicine" poison that decreases every day, saying he's bad, his whole person is getting haggard, obviously overindulging in lust.

  Those thousand girls' avatars, now there are only a few left, the last dozen or so, according to his own count, and he estimates that after cultivating these few, the poison on his body will be gone.

  Every time I think of the whole thing, the sorrow and indignation of Huangdi is that if he wasn't busy eating grass to save the people, he wouldn't have been poisoned so deeply. It was only later that he realized it, and by then it had almost made him lose his mind. If not for this, why would he need over a thousand beauties? He could have just found a few and been saved.

  Xuanyuan Huangdi is secretly accumulating energy and preparing for a final sprint, resolving the hidden dangers on his own body.

  The billions of people of the human race cannot be without a ruler for even one day, and with the great virtues of Huangdi Xuanyuan being complete, he will ascend to heaven soon. The human race urgently needs a new successor.

  Then, the election of the Human Clan Master was grandly held, presided over by several venerable elders of the Human Clan, and invited Xianjing representatives, Xuannü Sanxiang and Siniang as guest judges, with layers of selection.

  This nation's leader, not only requires talent and high moral character, but also a dignified appearance, and cannot be too old, this point is actually more pleasant than the uniform old men of the 21st century.

  When Xuan Yuan was about to complete his merits and virtues, and was about to pass the test smoothly, the human tribe finally found a great virtuous person, who was none other than Mulan's classmate, Zhuan Xu. It is said that Zhuan Xu had great ambitions since he was young, respected the elderly, loved the young, helped his tribesmen, and his personal talents were also top-notch. Not to mention, for the health of tens of thousands of girls in the human tribe, Zhuan Xu invented a pioneering product - the bra, as well as a series of creations that benefited women.

  Thus, countless women, along with their intimidated family men, collectively pushed Xie to the top of the list of candidates for the throne.

  By now, everyone has already understood that this is not someone else, but the young man who aspired to become a human emperor for the sake of picking up girls. This young man was originally extremely intelligent, and after having a goal, he worked even harder, finally achieving results that countless people dared not imagine.

  Only the young man standing on the human altar, with a spirited and refreshing air, his green silk scattered, his expression calm yet firm, what a handsome young man! At this moment, countless girls of the human tribe seemed to have found their haven. Under the altar, tens of thousands of beautiful women cheered loudly, like a sea of flowers.

  On the sidelines, the three Xiang sisters were also shocked by this guy's overbearing aura. Only to see Bi Xiang lightly pursing her small mouth: "Hehe, sister, you say, if our lecherous master knew that such a person existed, would he immediately run down from Kunlun Mountain and kneel down to become his apprentice?"

  Yun Xiao was amused by her words, and gently patted Bi Xiao's little head: "Don't talk nonsense, how could Master do such a thing..." Still, Yun Xiao respected his master deeply, but can you please not speak in a softer and softer tone, it sounds like you're running out of breath!

  Qiong's son is not as steady as his sister, nor as clever and mischievous as his younger sister, but he often says astonishing things.

  She covered her mouth and smiled lightly, with infinite charm flowing in her beautiful eyes: "Sisters, I think our master won't be worried that we'll become his disciples, but rather that he'll seduce us!"

  The two of them heard Qiong Xiao's words and both had a "囧" expression, savoring it carefully, and indeed it was their master's style.

  That prince, although he wouldn't have any ill intentions towards his own disciples, couldn't bear the thought of them being snatched away by others. This was a rather complicated feeling, perhaps similar to giving away his daughter in marriage.

  "So that's what you mean, our master is a daughter control? Isn't Xiaojing in danger?"

  The words had barely fallen when a dull thunderclap sounded in the sky.

  Knowing that her master was dissatisfied, Bi Xiao stuck out her cute little tongue and muttered: "Okay okay, can't I not say anything..."

  Kunlun Mountains, the Jade Dragon's bedroom, the messy room and clothes all over the floor fully explained that something very unpleasant had just happened here. Only to see the first beauty of Honghuang, Chang'e fairy, with a red face and a tired expression, lying in Zhang Zilong's arms, her jade body covered with a quilt, vaguely visible, leaving people's imagination running wild.

  Seeing Zhang Zilong's strange expression, Xianzi's charming eyes that seemed to be about to overflow with water looked at him doubtfully: "Husband, is there something?"

  Zhang Zilong made a big "囧" shape in his heart, could he tell the words that Bi Xiao just said to the jade person in his arms? Otherwise, she would think of him as a beast.

  Gently nodded at Chang'e's jade nose, and smiled: "Nothing, just calculated that the Emperor Huang Xuan Yuan seems to be about to ascend, as our Tian Jiao force's Emperor, when he flies up to Huo Yun Cave, I'll have to go take a look."

  "Uh-huh..." Chang'e responded softly. She knew that Zhang Zilong hadn't told her the truth, but she was a calm and composed person who didn't like to get involved in trivial matters. Anyway, this troublemaker was now her husband, so whatever he said went; as long as he treated her well, that was all that mattered.

  That woman who was full of sorrow back then, that woman who was heartlessly used as a pawn by her own family, that kind-hearted woman who would even feel sorry for her husband who had no real power. Now her heart is filled with thoughts of Zhang.

  Having such a wife, what more could a husband ask for?

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  On this day, the people of the Imperial City continued to live their lives as usual, peacefully enjoying the outstanding contributions made by the great Proxy Lord for everyone.

  Suddenly, a loud and mournful cry echoed through the imperial capital: "Xuan Nü, save me!"

  The voice was gone in an instant, but people still heard it, this is the voice of Xuan Yuan, too familiar! Only the usual heroic spirit has disappeared, replaced by deep sorrow and desolation.

  The Xuan Nü who was chatting with several little girls suddenly let out a startled cry, and her body transformed into a beam of light that vanished before the eyes of everyone present.

  Appeared again, but had already arrived outside the Heart-Confusing Labyrinth Array.

  A pair of beautiful eyes swept away, and inside, the already withered Xuan Yuan was spitting out white foam as he dropped his last substitute. The primordial yin of a thousand substitutes for young girls all converged into his body.

  This massive power not only neutralized his poison of spring but also constantly impacted his fragile human body.

  Xuannü was greatly shocked, turned her head to the three Xiang and Jingwei who followed her, and instructed: "Hurry up and gather the elders of the human tribe, open the altar to worship heaven, say that Xuanyuan's merits are complete, and offer sacrifices to heaven and earth, fly up!"

  Xuan Yuan, who was almost fainting inside, rolled his eyes in exasperation upon hearing this.

  The human race has developed over the years, especially under the rule of this generation's Iron-Blooded Emperor Xuan Yuan. The execution power is getting stronger and stronger. The altar that originally existed was decorated with red flags by the people of all ethnic groups, and countless people who received the news gathered under the altar to witness the last ascension of the human emperor.

  Xuanyuan was lifted onto the altar by several strong men of the Zhuang tribe. With his breathing growing weaker, he trembled as he lit incense in front of the statues of the saints.

  Then comes a lengthy sacrificial text, of course, it is impossible for Xuan Yuan to recite it personally.

  When the memorial was finished, the original Heavenly Master who had a predestined connection sent Guang Chengzi to read out the sacred decree, ordering Xuanyuan Huangdi, one of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors of humanity, to ascend to the Fire Cloud Cave to suppress the destiny of humanity.

  As soon as the words fell, the heavens bestowed boundless merit, and Xuan Yuan's disheveled body was instantly tidied up. Moreover, his aura rose steadily, breaking through to the Late True Saint stage before finally stopping.

  The rest of the people will collect their own merits and virtues, waiting for the right moment to use them. Especially the Human Emperor's Master Guang Chengzi, apart from Xuanyuan, he is the one who has obtained the most merits and virtues. He uses a gourd to store them, keeping them for breaking through to the quasi-saint realm.

  After the baptism of merit, in Xuan Yuan's resplendent primordial spirit, countless scenes emerged, including towering skyscrapers, rocket planes, and the serene village at the foot of Jiuxian Mountain, as well as the magnificent Heavenly Court.

  After a long time, he had recovered to his appearance of over twenty years old. The handsome and extraordinary Xuan Yuan Emperor held up his own Xuan Yuan sword and said one word: "Kao!"

  I'm the most annoying one among all these incarnations, right? I actually forgot that Xuan Yuan was a Heavenly Emperor who ascended to immortality with his thousand consorts, what a tragedy!

  Just as he was still entangled in his own experiences, the two Human Emperors of Tianwai Tianhuo Dong flew over on a nine-dragon divine chariot, with countless merits and golden flowers blooming everywhere, symbolizing their great kindness and virtue to the human race.

  Only the voice of Shen Nong Huang's teasing came from afar: "Imperial brother, imperial brother, I admire you! Your experience in proving the Tao is even more powerful and domineering than mine, haha!"

  Xuanyuan's face turned black with rage, and he almost stabbed his Xuanyuan sword into Shen Nong's forehead.

  Fuxi smiled brightly and said, "Don't listen to this scoundrel, Xuan Yuan. You've done a great job. The human race is fortunate to have you as their leader!"

  After hearing Fuxi's words, Xuan Yuan calmed down a lot.

  He quickly handed over the Kunlun Seal to the candidate Zhuanxu and entrusted him to take good care of the human tribe. Then, with a mysterious face, he took out a book from his bosom.

  "Cough, cough, this is the experience I've accumulated over my lifetime. I heard you're quite good at this, so here it is, take it and make sure to carry on my legacy!"

  He finished speaking and bowed to Xuan Nü and the others, then walked up to Guang Chengzi and knelt down three times, symbolizing that the distinction between master and disciple was about to disappear. This is what everyone would do when they were about to ascend to the throne of the Human Emperor, after all, the position of the Human Emperor was higher than that of a saint, and it was extremely noble. In their hearts, they could still consider you as their teacher, but in name, they couldn't anymore.

  Then he mounted the chariot, and sang loudly: "Heaven-born human race has Xuan Yuan, jointly obtained from Shen Nong's legacy. The nine Li have witchcraft rebellion, relying on swords to punish in an instant. Millions of Li people suffered a disaster, I will sacrifice my life to save the heavens. Haha... I'm going!"

  Countless ethnic groups, whether or not they are under the altar to worship, responded with heartfelt voices, kneeling far away towards the direction of the imperial capital, bidding farewell to their great Emperor Huangdi.

  Guang Chengzi saw that things had been settled, so he returned to Jiuxian Mountain and closed his doors, from then on devoting himself to the Tao with a peaceful mind, no longer inquiring about worldly affairs.

  Xuannü, Sān Xiāo, Jīng Wèi and others also returned to the Tiān Tíng Tài Yáng Gōng. The human race finally passed through the brilliant and magnificent Three Sovereigns era, this increasingly self-reliant and unstoppable race began to show its majestic dominance over the world. Hóng Huāng thoroughly entered the Human Era.

  However, later on, the human race began to spread a strange story that in those years, Huangdi flew up with his thousand concubines and was called the most powerful flying ascension in history! And left behind the ancient divine work "Huangdi Neijing". Later, many talented people of the human race studied this book, indulged in the flowers and then flew up during the day. However, gradually it was lost, leaving only a medical book with the same name, which made countless men regretful.

  All of this is after the fact.

  (PS: Third update... I don't know if it's reached 10,000 words yet... I'm sweating!)