Chapter One: The Monkey King Wreaks Havoc in Heaven
Suddenly the world has changed, and people are like withered yellow leaves.
Time flies, and it doesn't stop for anyone. In the vast and chaotic world, a great cultivator's single retreat can last for thousands or tens of thousands of years. When they awaken again, they often don't know which era or dynasty they are in.
A hundred years is a long life for humans, but thousands or tens of thousands of years would be the realm of immortals.
The rare hundreds of years of peace in the desolate world, countless races are resting and rejuvenating, the newly born human race is enjoying the good life created by their ancestors for them, but how many people can remember the glorious moments of that year.
But it is said that the last human emperor of the Zhuanxu clan, Xianyuan, rode on a white cloud and ascended to heaven. The one who succeeded him was Emperor Zhuanxu, who reigned for over 80 years, with outstanding achievements. However, what people most fondly recall is that Emperor Zhuanxu inherited from the Yellow Emperor Huangdi's divine book "Huangdi Neijing". Emperor Zhuanxu regarded it as a treasure, often studying it until he was exhausted, and could be said to have devoted all his energy to it.
The achievements are also remarkable. Before the abdication of Emperor Zhuanxu, there were 800 beauties and 1,000 children, which can be considered a great miracle for human beings. However, it is a pity that Emperor Zhuanxu was unable to ascend to heaven like the Yellow Emperor, and countless people lamented: "If only Emperor Zhuanxu had given more power, and added another two hundred women, our human race would have produced another legend!" After speaking, they cried uncontrollably. Of course, these were all lonely and empty men...
After Zhuanxu's death, Emperor Ku took the throne and began to implement benevolent policies, lightening labor and reducing taxes. The various tribes lived in peace and prosperity, and the human race continued to stabilize and develop.
Emperor Ku was on the throne for more than 60 years, and then Yao succeeded to the throne. Yao was on the throne for more than 70 years, and he died of old age. The people jointly recommended Shun as his successor.
It's a pity that Shun was also extremely miserable. During the reign of the previous few co-rulers, everything was calm and peaceful for the human tribe, without any major disasters. However, since he became the co-ruler, all sorts of natural disasters broke out.
The most serious of which is flooding.
Shun was a benevolent ruler, handling state affairs and developing the people's livelihood with ease. However, when it came to dealing with floods, Shun was at a loss. In just a few short years, his black hair had turned white, and a man in his thirties looked like an old man in his twilight years. Every day, he received reports of where and how many people had drowned, and where and how many people were left homeless.
"Alas... I really want to face this realistic world with a carefree attitude! The gloomy and unhappy Shun Tong shoes are almost evolving into wet people."
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At this moment, in the vast and mighty Yellow River basin, a similarly massive water system - the Huai River, a man with a face like a male version of Feng Jie, was waving a huge golden staff, his expression utterly frenzied.
It was one of the four great spirit monkeys, the red-bottomed horse monkey, Huai Shui Wu Zhi Qi.
After Pangu opened the sky, within the Zhou Tian there were five immortals: the gods of heaven and earth, humans, ghosts; there were also five insects: scaly, hairy, feathered, winged, and armored. There were four monkeys mixed in the world, not included in the ten categories of creatures. The first was the Lingming Stone Monkey, who could transform, knew the heavenly timing, understood earthly benefits, and moved stars to change fate. The second was the Chi Wei Horse Monkey, who understood yin and yang, handled human affairs, was skilled at entering and exiting, avoiding death and prolonging life. The third was the Tongbi Ape Monkey, who grasped the sun and moon, shrunk a thousand mountains, distinguished good and bad fortune, and played with the universe. The fourth was the Liu Er Langur Monkey, who was good at listening to sounds, could investigate principles, knew past and present, and all things were clear to him. These four monkeys did not belong to any of the ten categories of creatures and did not reach the two intervals of names.
However, this has never appeared in the world since its birth in ancient times. It's not an exaggeration to call it the number one ninja of the Primordial Era. Few people know of its existence, except for two individuals - Panwang and Jiangchen, both of whom are also ninjas from the Zombie Tribe!
And this time the human flood disaster has a close relationship with it.
Wú Zhī Kuí, who knows where he learned his skills from, is good at changing and was able to rival the nine dragons when the dragon and phoenix were dominant. He is also skilled in controlling water, and even Gong Gong, the water god who has mastered the law of water since birth, does not dare to say that he is slightly better than him in terms of water control skills. The continuous flooding of the human world is precisely because of his stirring up trouble.
But since it's cautious and careful by nature, how can it be so arrogant this time?
This matter is closely related to the good friendship between Pan Wang and Jiang Ziya. The story goes that this red-buttocked macaque is very unscrupulous, clearly a herbivore, but it has a liking for eating humans! If there's a tender young girl and a sweet peaches in front of it, it will definitely drool and tightly hug the girl! Don't misunderstand, monkeys and humans are different species, so the chances of mutual attraction aren't great. This macaque is treating that human girl as a delicacy.
For countless years, due to the frequent movement of humans among the three teachings, Wu Zhi Qi, although arrogant, did not dare to show its head and had been hiding under the Huai River for millions of years! Even the old turtle that accompanied it was unwilling to close its eyes, leaving behind the sentence: "You are strong, I'll die first, you're the king of ten thousand years!"
Last time this guy barely managed to get to the Meng Cang Mountain, heard that the three religions' disciples are hiding in the world to cultivate, and the immortals who got the fairy way among humans have all flown up to the immortal realm, it's hard for them to come down and move around.
What's most important is that the Zombie Clan reaped a lot of benefits last time and didn't see any big reaction from the Mystic Door or Heavenly Court.
Then everything was calm and peaceful again.
It wants to eat many, many, many delicious girls!
But its aftermath was a tragedy for the human race. The boundless waters continued to surge out of the territory of the Honghuang tribe, submerging one tribe after another.
I don't know if it's because of so many years of pretending to be a turtle egg, but my nerves have gone haywire and this explosion can't be stopped. Every day, I'm waving a stick from who-knows-where in the air above the Huai River, making "wah wah" noises, stirring up large amounts of water-attributed spiritual energy throughout the entire Honghuang Continent. All the major water systems are inevitably erupting, and a pair of sinister little eyes are staring at the humans flowing to their own doorstep, almost becoming peach-shaped.
Wú zhī kuí every time he returned to the cave, looking at the bound human girls, thinking of the wonderful life he was about to face, his saliva truly flowed freely, a full three thousand feet.
And when the girls are scared by its ugliness and big face, they shamelessly recite a sentence that an equally ugly predecessor once said: Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not obviously beautiful!
And don't mind this neurotic monkey.
The Heavenly Court, a place of utmost sanctity and loftiness in the Primordial Chaos.
Nowadays, the continuous joining of human cultivators has gradually become a pillar of the Heavenly Court. Among the gods on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, there are also many human immortals with high cultivation. Although these humans cannot temporarily compete with those ancient great gods, they can already make their voices heard in the Lingxiao Hall.
This time, the "nunnery" of the family suffered a flood disaster, and countless people were killed or injured. The resentment that rose to the sky almost drove these Xian people who were worshipped by the human tribe into madness. As a result, the gods of the human tribe, who were known for their clear hearts and few desires, could no longer sit still. One after another, they ran to the Lingxiao Hall to beat drums and cry out for grievances, wanting to go down to the mortal world to rescue their people.
On the throne of Ling Xiao Hall, still sits the majestic and unparalleled Haotian Supreme Emperor. However, he now feels that his title is not cool enough, so following the suggestion of his son, Tian Ting Taizi Yulong, he has changed his name to: Haotian Jinqiao Wushang Zhizun Ziran Miaoyou Miro Zhizhen Yu Huang Shangdi. Some people have opposed this new name, saying it is too long.
However, the opposition was weak, and Prince Yulong scolded those who opposed him: "Only a long name can show off my old man's majestic demeanor, and only a long one can satisfy the three realms of immortals and mortals!" The gods were all stunned.
Thus, under the very overbearing support of the Crown Prince, Emperor Haotian was crowned. From then on, every time he introduced himself, Emperor Haotian had to painfully and eloquently say: "This emperor is Haotian Jinqiao Supreme Natural Mysterious Mi Luo True Jade Emperor..."
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