Chapter Thirty-Five: The Counterattack of the Makeup Army

  The calm atmosphere of the human race has recently become tense, first the Human Emperor was temporarily imprisoned by the immortal, if it weren't for Xuan Nü's high prestige among the human race, I'm afraid all 100 million humans would have risen up in rebellion to rescue their lord.

  At this moment, countless young and beautiful girls of the human tribe, like rushing to a fair, went in groups of three or five to the ancestral temple of their own clan. Seeing them with rosy faces and smiling faces like flowers, it was truly a beautiful scene that made countless men's eyes dazzled!

  "Little Qing, do you think the clan leader will choose me?" A 17 or 18-year-old girl who looked like a fairy from a painting asked nervously. Beside her was another stunning beauty, but she was over 20 years old and had an air of elegance about her.

  "Hehe, has our Peach Blossom gone crazy? However, it's true that the master is a rare hero, handsome and extraordinary, and it's not impossible that he's captivated the number one beauty of the Mulan tribe." The imperial sister Xiao Qing covered her cherry lips and giggled.

  Only saw the originally somewhat shy little beauty, her white face suddenly turned bright red, really like a big peach.

  "Die, Qing Jie, I hate you!" The young girl chased and beat her own sister, the two beautiful women playing and frolicking on the street became a stunning scenery. Countless men around them were so captivated that their noses bled profusely, regretting why they didn't have the ability to be a " Gong Zhu" (a term used to refer to a young master or a noble). Among them, there was a young man who looked like "Zhu Ge" (Pig Brother), his heart was even more turbulent, thinking that being a Gong Zhu was such a wonderful profession. He secretly vowed that for the rest of his life, he would do nothing but become a Gong Zhu!

  This young man, named Gun Gun... If Shen Nong saw this child, he would be overjoyed. That lewd face, that saliva flowing like a waterfall, those thieving eyebrows and rat-like eyes, are simply the best choice for the Lord! This Emperor, it seems, has really gone mad long ago....

  But sometimes ideals are like underwear, you have them but can't show them off to everyone... Zhuan Xu is a clever person, this sentence was told by his old man when he was young, and he has always regarded it as a famous saying.

  Not to mention a young man on this side who aspires to be a communist in order to pick up girls.

  At this moment, every tribe of the human race is experiencing such a thing. Investigating the reason, it was because Xuan Yuan Huang Di issued an order a few days ago - to find the thousand most beautiful girls in the human race, one drop of blood from each person, requiring them to be exceptionally beautiful and still virgins.

  It is said that His Majesty has contracted a strange illness and needs the blood of thousands of beautiful women to cure it.

  Luckily, it's just a matter of taking a drop of blood from the body, which is no loss for girls at all, and can even prove that their looks are among the top 1 in 100 million people. Most importantly, they can save their dream lover, Super Diamond King Xuan Yuan Huangdi. Who knows, after Xuan Yuan Huangdi recovers from his illness, he might take them to the imperial capital as his wife, what a wonderful thing!

  At this moment, although the human race has just passed through a barbarous period, the ancient human race was originally extraordinary in talent, and with a large number of billions, the probability of producing beautiful women is terrifyingly high.

  Each tribe was busy for nearly a week, and finally selected the most beautiful thousand girls, who were taken away by the immortal residing in this tribe to the Imperial Capital of the Human Tribe.

  Imperial Capital, Xuanyuan's Residence, Shared Main Hall.

  At this moment, there were only a few scattered little maids in the palace, who were exactly the three Xiang sisters and that Jingwei who was having fun among humans.

  All that could be seen was a bored Bi Xiao Tong Xie, gnawing on a big apple, occasionally glancing inside the hall, where there was a rough and heavy breathing sound.

  Xuannü was indeed a goddess from Olympus, although she herself was pure and clean, but those rascals under her had really broadened her horizons. Now, Xuannü thought for a moment and found an ingenious method - the Heart-Confusing Luminous Array created by the first generation of Ma Zu, the lord of Olympus.

  This "godly" formation was invented by that horse, because it couldn't eat some powerful female gods, and especially created. As long as you get a drop of blood from the woman and put it into the big formation, in an instant, it can transform into a woman who is exactly like the original person, whether it's her demeanor or body. The problem is that if you OOXX her, she will transform back into a drop of blood, which means Zeus invented the world's first living inflatable doll, and it's reusable... What a legendary pervert, really admirable!

  Bixiao Xiaoyao initially heard that there was going to be a beauty pageant and chattered excitedly about participating. How could Xuan Nu let her own sister suffer such humiliation? She hastily pulled over this reckless ghost and secretly told her the secrets of the formation.

  The little girl only then realized that she had almost been "pushed" away, although it wasn't real, but thinking of a body just like her own being molested in such a way... um... couldn't help but say, Bi Xiao stuck out her tongue and ran to her older sister's side to watch the commotion.

  The beauties chosen by the human race quickly gathered in the Imperial Capital. For a time, the Imperial Capital became the common paradise of men all over the world, and almost as soon as you went out for a stroll, you would definitely see the heavenly beauty that was rarely seen on ordinary days. Hmm, this also caused the Imperial Capital to be overcrowded for a while, and the human high-level officials had no less headaches about this matter.

  Fortunately, the Xuan Nu quickly drew blood from them... No one took only a drop, and where the immortal light swept by, these beautiful young girls didn't feel anything at all, and it was already over.

  Then they let them take their prizes and go home.

  At this moment, Xuan Yuan's situation is already very pessimistic. Zhang Zilong pushed the beautiful Chang'e sister to the extreme yin position, and her yin yuan merged with his yang energy, not only did Chang'e's injuries continue to improve, but Zhang Zilong also alleviated the pressure of that toxic medicine, and his own severe injuries were rapidly recovering.

  Xuanyuan was in a bad way, without a woman by his side. Every time he had an attack of poison, all he could do was hug a wooden pillar and rub against it... how pitiful!

  Now Xuan Nü has finally prepared the Poison Array for him. Upon learning this historic news, Xuan Yuan only felt that this world was so wonderful!

  Xuan Yuan was soon carried into the large formation by the crowd, where the bewildering array set up by Xuan Nu was filled with pink mist drifting about, and droplets of crystal clear blood floated in mid-air. The pure and unadulterated blood emitted wave after wave of fragrance and golden light, which was truly captivating. (囧...it's like a vampire, but you can imagine it as golden pearls...)

  What surprised Xuan Yuan the most was that in this formation, he would occasionally see many naked beauties, each one blooming like flowers, smiling and laughing, their voices as clear and melodious as the calls of orioles.

  "Huh, Xuan Nü big sister, I love you... Finally giving me the chance to detox!" Xuanyuan cheered and rushed in.

  The crowd far away from the formation heard Xuan Yuan's cry and all of them spat in unison. Bi Xiao was the most furious, because she herself almost became a sacrifice for Xuan Yuan to detoxify: "Sister, don't you think this is unfair to those girls?"

  Xuan Nu was very calm, but could you not have a smile at the corner of your mouth?: "Sister, don't worry, it's just an illusion, but I'm curious to see if our emperor can withstand the pain and joy of having a thousand women at his feet?"

  It turns out that Yun Xiao is the most gentle lady, seeing these two wicked women becoming more and more excessive, she simply pulled Qing Xiao and Jing Wei, ran into the bedroom, and didn't see or hear anything annoying.

  (PS: Hmm, because I promised a certain little shoe, today will work hard to update 10,000 words... to repay him for his first contribution at the starting point, hehe, give it to him, looking forward to it, there are still two more updates tonight)