Chapter 10: The most favorite is selfie

  Xiao Ai: Be more open-minded :)

  Dreaming of Shennu: Why can't love last forever!

  Xiao Ai: Because even the most dazzling fireworks are just fleeting clouds.

  I'm now feeling like crying, every time I see her photos it breaks my heart.

  Xiao Ai: It's better to cherish the people in front of you than to indulge in memories.

  Lost in sorrow: Why can't I get out of the shadow of a lost love, help me!!

  Xiao Ai: Sorry, I brought up your painful past. Can't you really forget her?

  Dreaming of God's House: Ah, I always can't get rid of the shadow of a lost love, who will help me!!

  Xiao Ai: What's going on? How can I help you?

  Dreaming of a sweet smile, a gentle embrace.

  Xiao Ai: Pfft!!! Stop using this trick, at least thirty people have used it in front of me before, so I've heard these words way too many times. Don't pretend to be some Blue Life and Death Romance or whatever, this move is too immature!

  "Xì xì, aren't you going to ask him out?" Seeing Guo Xixi's response, Ai Jing said with a puzzled tone while sipping on yogurt, "Aren't you directly scaring him away like this?"

  "Xiao Ai, you don't understand, these people are all despicable, the harder something is to get, the better they think it is. If you say it's good, they might not even be interested anymore. But if you slap their left cheek, who knows, they might even offer up their right cheek for you to slap too! Despicable people, despicable people!" As she spoke, Guo Xi grabbed Ai Jing's yogurt and took two sips, then smiled mischievously and said, "Xiao Ai, I have a joke about yogurt, do you want to hear it?"

  Ai Jing said, "Guo Xiuxiu, what are you doing? You're telling those old and vulgar jokes again. What's so funny about them?"

  "Xiao Ai, you really understand me." Guo said with a sly smile, "From now on, Xiao Ai, just follow me and I'll make sure you live a life of luxury. Just as Ai Jing was about to say 'get lost', the QQ icon of Meng Ru Shen's avatar flashed again.

  "What about Baozi?" Zhang Peng was already interrogating Wu Yingda at this time.

  "MLGBD buns." Wu Yingda said while snatching the laptop, "Those graduate uncles on the second floor are all thirty-like wolves and forty-like tigers. I squeezed for half a day and didn't even see a bun wrapper, and the buns were all grabbed, bought, and eaten by them."

  Zhang Peng said MLGBD, can't even buy a baozi, are you a man? Wu Yingda flipped through the chat record and said, you can't even handle an MM, are you still a man?

  Wu Yingda said that it's very obvious this girl is a non-mainstream type, more interested in rebellious teenagers. You pretend to be innocent, Wu Yingda sent a message to Xiao Ai.

  "Hey, actually I'm not going anywhere, beautiful girl, aren't you feeling lonely?"

  "No, very busy."

  "Ah, want to play something exciting and fun?"

  Xiao Ai: "You jump off the building, you're excited, I'm happy!"

  "Stop deceiving yourself, deep down you need my comfort. Why don't we get a room and have a chat? The rooms in Xiyuan have very soft beds and VCD TVs, we can watch movies."

  Xiao Ai: "That's right, I need you - get out of here now!!!"

  "Smelly Y head, don't be too proud of yourself. Let me tell you, I'm really excited today. I've played a big game and there's no one to waste with just you."

  "Goodness gracious, what a heavy killing aura! I'm scared to death, are you a pig butcher?"

  "Having a personality, big brother I like you this way, you say a place, the two of us go out for a couple of drinks."

  Xiao Ai: Under the overpass of Wuyi Square on May 1st, remember to bring an erhu and an empty rice bowl.

  When Wu Yingda saw this sentence, he asked Zhang Peng what it meant. Zhang Peng said there was no other meaning, just let you go beg for food. Wu Yingda said "I'm going to..." and then added: "Come on, what are you afraid of? Alright, be serious, accompany me for a drink, I guarantee I won't take off your clothes, and I'll also help you with one thing - fighting, cheating, chopping people, collecting debts, copying homework, all done!"

  Xiao Ai: "Then help me with something first."

  "What's wrong?"

  Xiao Ai: "Don't let me see you again."

  Wu Yingda said "my god" and then told Zhang Peng, "This chick is too arrogant, I must pick her up, play with her and then dump her!"

  Zhang Peng said you're done, then very neatly washed his feet, washed his face and went to bed.

  Wu Yingda hated the strange question, "How come today you didn't even practice your shooting skills?" After so many days Wu Yingda knew that Zhang Peng playing CS looked like he was clicking with such precision in reality it was inseparable from his daily practice. It's just like Kentucky won't fall from the sky. Some people look more awesome than others, that's because they paid a lot of things that others didn't pay for.

  Upon hearing Wu Yingda's words, Zhang Peng simply turned over and said: "Do you think I'm a camel or something? Running back and forth to the dorm building several times isn't tiring at all? I didn't even get to eat my baozi, I'm starving, might as well sleep early. Besides, our team was messed up by that little MM, both my physical and mental health have suffered greatly, what's the point of practicing anymore?"

  "Wu Yingda said, 'What's your grudge with that little number MM?'"

  Zhang Peng said, "If I told you, I touched that MM's breasts, would you believe it?"

  Wu Yingda said, "No photos as evidence? I don't believe it. But you can go find Yang Zhan?" Zhang Peng said, "What's the point of me going to find Yang Zhan?" Wu Yingda said, "You're stupid! You said he's the vice president of the student union, which club leader doesn't he know? The registration time is over, what's the big deal? As long as it's a good fight, he can just make a call and it'll be fine. It's not like we're cheating or bullying anyone."

  Zhang Peng said a word, and his mood suddenly improved. He asked Wu Yingda which club he had joined, and Wu Yingda replied that it was the Mountaineering Association. Zhang Peng asked, "Aren't you a basketball fan? Why did you join the Mountaineering Association?" Wu Yingda said, "I joined the Mountaineering Association because men should be able to climb mountains and traverse rivers with ease. And my current idol is Wang Shibao. Look at how generous he is - every year he goes mountaineering and spends hundreds of millions, and when it comes to donating money, he casually throws in tens of thousands. This kind of audacity is truly a model worthy of our admiration."

  Zhang Peng said "my god" and then asked, "Didn't you say your idol is Edison Chen? Didn't you say he's your idol because when he was interviewed before, he openly said his favorite sport is bed sports, a real man, not pretending?"

  Wu Yingda said, "Yes, but now I find that he is lying and hypocritical because it's clear his favorite thing isn't exercise in bed but taking selfies."