Chapter Eleven It's Called Ada

  In the Tsinghua University, a place where dragons and tigers are hidden, ordinary people would be like throwing a brick into the Xiangjiang River, at most splashing some water and then disappearing. But Yang Zhen was obviously a figure of great momentum, Zhang Peng just casually asked a random student in front of the Sixth Dormitory Building, "Which dorm is Yang Zhen in?" That student who wasn't even from the Materials Department told Zhang Peng, "Go upstairs, turn left, second room on the right."

  When Zhang Peng pushed open the door, Yang Zhan was playing cards with a group of people in his dorm room. As soon as Zhang Peng entered their dormitory, he felt dizzy and disoriented, and it took him half a day to squeeze out a sentence: "Senior is indeed a senior, the style of the dormitory is really leading the trend." Yang Zhan laughed and said, "Zhang Peng, how did you come here? Sit down casually, first watch me teach these rabbits a lesson." After saying this, Yang Zhan also said that they are not unclean, I guess when you reach senior year, you will also like to wash several weeks' worth of clothes together, put socks in the bed foot shoes, and leave the computer case open. As for those fruit peels and melon seeds, they were thrown away last night and haven't been swept up yet.

  Zhang Peng took a look at their trash can and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. The apple cores inside were all moldy, seemingly not from last night, probably old enough to be sold as antiques in Ma Wang Dui.

  "Haha, all in. Two blocks for one." Not long after, Yang Zhan burst into triumphant laughter, while the group of lackeys around him looked like they had lost their last bit of dignity, clearly intimidated by Yang Zhan's domineering attitude. As he directed a few lackeys to shuffle cards, he asked Zhang Peng what was up. Zhang Peng told Yang Zhan about his unfinished business, and Yang Zhan tossed the cards he had just grabbed, saying "That's it? No problem, I'll take you to see CS team captain Skull, that son of a bitch won't dare not give me face."

  "Not really, boss." The whole gang of cattle cried out, "Win a bunch and then leave, isn't that too shameless?"

  "It's nothing," Yang Zhen waved his big hand and said, "You won't lose out, as usual, I'll treat you to some flavored shrimp tonight."

  "This is almost it. Let's keep going..."

  With a "bang", they went up one floor, and when Yang Zhan kicked open a door with N footprints on it, a group of men were watching an exciting fairy fight video that made their blood boil, with the sound system turned on, "Eh eh ah ah". Zhang Peng suddenly fainted, saying, "Seniors, doesn't your dormitory administrator care about this?"

  "Yang Zhan." Several of the children burst out laughing, "Is this the new one?"

  Zhang Peng said with embarrassment that I was a newcomer and didn't know that it was okay to openly watch movies with the speaker on, and asked for guidance from seniors in the future. A senior holding a rice bowl said "no problem, no problem", why not watch together? At this time, Yang Zhan shouted "Skull", this is Zhang Peng, yesterday I went to your place to sign up but didn't make it on time. Today I brought him here, you handle it yourself.

  "Is that so." A tall and thin figure, wearing a dark green tank top, stood up, took a glance at Zhang Peng, and said "Hello, my ID is Skull OP, you can just call me KL. I'm the captain of the CS team. You look quite clever, but nowadays many people who seem smart are actually not, so let's see if you're really clever or not. Let me ask you two questions first."

  Zhang Peng said okay, KL brother, go ahead and ask. The man with the ID that looked like a green-skinned hooligan, Skull Op, asked, "Do you know why humans can't live in water?" Zhang Peng replied, "There are many reasons: 1. When you fart, it will be visible; 2. Your poop will float around and might even drift right in front of you; 3. On land, if you see a beautiful woman and get a nosebleed, it's no big deal, but in water, who knows, you might attract sharks; 4. Even taking selfies would require waterproof cameras, which would be too expensive."

  "Cow." KL said then I asked you who is the most pitiful person in the world? Zhang Peng said, "It's the cook in an artillery company." A pile of cowards in the dormitory asked strangely why. Zhang Peng said: "Wearing a green hat and carrying a black pot, watching others shoot cannons but not shooting cannons yourself, isn't that miserable?"

  KL laughed and said it's okay, no problem. Zhang Peng said strangely, "Don't need to fight for two CS exams, I saw that SC had computers set up yesterday." KL patted Zhang Peng's shoulder and said, does Yang Zhan's introduction still need an exam?

  Yang Zhan said, fart, then next time I bring a head of pork up here you also want? KL said, mother pig is fine, male pig you keep for yourself. After laughing, KL said, but he has just arrived and will have to wait another month before joining us.

  Yang Zhen asked, "Why?" KL said, "Aren't they about to start military training soon? When you were a freshman, after a day of classes and adding the evening singing and shouting, do you still have energy to play Starcraft?" Yang Zhen nodded and said, it doesn't matter, anyway their days are still long, unlike us who are already old.

  "Speaking of which, the sun is setting in the west." KL took a glance at Yang Zhan and said, "Your team doesn't seem to be doing well these days. Have you guys recruited any strong men in the past two days?"

  Yang Zhen shook his head and said no, then KL said, "Since you brought me the number, I'll return a favor and tell you a secret. It's said that the College of Electrical Engineering's Zhang Zheyu and his gang recruited a formidable new student yesterday, named Rong or something, with a hand speed of over 350. They were so excited they went crazy like sheep, and went to Xiyuan to celebrate last night. You guys should be careful."

  "Is that so!" Yang Zhen furrowed his brow and said, "I'll go ask around." Zhang Peng chimed in, asking what the relationship was between the School of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering and their own Materials Science department. Yang Zhen shook his head and said, "This year our Materials Science department's situation is a bit tight, we can only aim to avoid relegation in the inter-departmental tournament. The School of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering is in a similar situation. They are our biggest enemies in avoiding relegation."

  Ai Jing saw Guo Xi Xi walking into the computer room with a small bag on her back, looking very elegant and refined. Ai Jing patted the chair next to her and invited Guo Xi Xi over. Guo Xi Xi pointed at the other women in the dormitory and said, "You're still the most lovely, Ai Jing. Look at those women, they don't even know how to help me save a seat. If you were a man, with this kind of behavior, I would have decided to marry you tonight." Ai Jing said okay, go back and wash up nicely, Guo Xi Xi then quietly opened the zipper of her small bag a bit more, showing it to Ai Jing.

  Ai Jing saw a black thing with two shiny eyes, and was startled before realizing it was a thin little black dog, not sure if it had been weaned yet. Ai Ke was both angry and amused, pinched Guo Xi Xi's thigh and said, "Xi Xi, where did you get this from?"

  Guo said with a sly smile, "Xiao Ai, I picked this up from the flower bed in front of Dorm 7. What do you think? It's quite clever, right? At first, I thought it was just another mouse."

  Ai Jing said in a low voice, "Guo XiXi, you idiot, this is a laboratory, what did you bring it here for?" Guo XiXi said, "Don't worry, little Ai, look at its appearance, it can barely bark. When we first arrived, I ordered it to relieve itself by the roadside bushes, so it won't defecate or urinate randomly. By the way, I've given it a name, Wu Yingda, nicknamed Ada."