Romance of the Three Kingdoms and Auspicious Three Treasures

  Kong Cheng Ji and equivalent land

  Simay: Kongming. Zhuge Liang: Ah! Simay: Is this city really without soldiers? Zhuge Liang: Yes! Simay: Where did the soldiers go after leaving the city? Zhuge Liang: To watch the Spring Festival Gala. Simay: I couldn't find them no matter how hard I looked! Zhuge Liang: I lied to you! Simay: Your "talking nonsense" is really quite deceptive!

  Peach Garden Oath and Lotus Sister

  Zhang Fei: Second brother.

  Guan Yu: Ah!

  Zhang Fei: When will big brother come home?

  Guan Yu: Wait until summer arrives.

  Zhang Fei: When summer comes, can the peach garden bloom flowers?

  Guan Yu: Wait until autumn arrives!

  Zhang Fei: What kind of flower blooms in autumn?

  Guan Yu: Sister Hibiscus!

  Zhang Fei: I said big brother was scared and didn't dare to come home.

  Three Kingdoms Warlord Lü Bu and Contemporary Film

  Lü Bu: Xuande. Liu Bei: Ah? Lü Bu: My martial arts are unparalleled in the world, "Unmatched". Liu Bei: What about Guan Yu? Lü Bu: Yunchang only knows "Thousand Miles Riding Alone". Liu Bei: And my third brother? Lü Bu: He's as timid as a "Diamond", no courage at all. Liu Bei: Haha, we four... Lü Bu: Also known as the "Four Idiots" are brothers of the "Great Sage of Love".

  Borrowing East Wind and Typhoon Maesa

  Zhou Yu: Sir. Zhuge Liang: Ah! Zhou Yu: Will it really be windy tonight? Zhuge Liang: Yes! Zhou Yu: What are you doing with your hands? Zhuge Liang: Borrowing the east wind! Zhou Yu: I don't see anything! Zhuge Liang: Failed! Zhou Yu: So you were just pretending to be crazy!

  Linked Rings and Super Girl

  Lü Bu: Baby. Diao Chan: Ah? Lü Bu: Who do you think is the most beautiful woman in the world? Diao Chan: Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, I suppose? Lü Bu: They are like green leaves supporting a red flower. Diao Chan: And what about me? Lü Bu: You're like a seed that's just starting to sprout. Diao Chan: Who is it then? Lü Bu: The three of you can't compare to Ma Chao's daughter, also known as Super Girl.

  Straw boat borrowing arrows and avian influenza

  Ruo Su: Military advisor. Zhuge Liang: Ah! Ruo Su: I see there are many chickens on the boat! Zhuge Liang: That's right! Ruo Su: Where are we going with so many chickens? Zhuge Liang: To Cao's camp.

  Lu Su: You have no humanity, Cao's army will shoot it to death! Zhuge Liang: It's a bird flu! Lu Su: Oh! Zhuge Liang: Economical and efficient, killing two birds with one stone!

  The Battle of Red Cliffs and "Steel Wire"

  Cheng Yu: Chancellor. Cao Cao: Ah? Cheng Yu: Huang Gai's ship seems to have a fire! Cao Cao: Right! Cheng Yu: Why aren't the soldiers going to put out the fire, where are they going? Cao Cao: They're on the Heavenly Bridge. Cheng Yu: I've looked everywhere and can't find him! Cao Cao: His ship is on fire! Cheng Yu: Oh! Cao Cao: Our ships connected by steel chains must not be flooded!

  Cao Cao's death and "Mantou Blood Case"

  Cao Cao: Doctor.

  Hua Tuo: Ah!

  Cao Cao: Why does my head hurt so much?

  Hua Tuo: It's a tumor!

  Cao Cao: What are you doing with that knife?

  Hua Tuo: I'm going to trephine!

  Cao Cao: Can't find it even if there's so much blood?

  Hua Tuo: You're joking!

  Cao Cao: Do you want my head to become a bloody steamed bun?