Cao Cao of the Three Kingdoms wants to fart

  One day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei were drinking wine and discussing heroes. After a few cups, Liu Bei suddenly let out a loud fart, feeling very embarrassed. Just as he was in an awkward situation, Guan Yu calmly said from behind, "Don't mind, gentlemen, the fart came from the rain!"

  As soon as Guan Yu's words fell, Zhao Yun stepped forward and said, "Don't be surprised, gentlemen, I came from the clouds!"

  Just as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Zhang Fei shouted again: "The fart just now was flying!"

  Everyone burst out laughing. Liu Bei had also returned to normal.

  Cao Cao did not smile, he was deeply moved by this matter. After seeing off Liu Bei and the others, Cao Cao said to his subordinates: "Liu Bei's subordinates, as soon as they see their lord make a slight mistake, they rush to take responsibility and make amends, truly loyal and dedicated. If it were you who encountered such a situation, could you do the same?"

  Everyone was indignant and thought: "It's just a trivial matter, what's the big deal!"

  After a few days, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again. During the banquet, he wanted to fart and see how his subordinates would react. He held it in for half a day and finally managed to squeeze out a small one. The crowd had been waiting for a long time and heard a "huff" sound. General Xu Chu hastily shouted: "The fart was let out by Chū (pig)!"

  The attendant Wang Lang immediately followed up by saying: "Fart was released by Lang (Wolf)!"

  Cao Cao's eyes widened in surprise, and the others thought he was dissatisfied with their slowness, so they all rushed to take responsibility for themselves. Xiahou Dun hastily said: "The fart was let out by me!"

  "Not true!" Xu Huan loudly refuted, "The fart was let out by Huan!"

  Xun Yu said: "Fart is coming from Yu!"

  "Shit is coming!"

  "Jiang said: 'Fart is squeezed out!'"

  Guo Tu said: "Fart is coming from Tu!"

  Zhong Yu said: "Fart is Yu (shake) coming!"

  And then...

  "Cow's fart is gold!"

  Cao Hong: "Fart is red!"

  Zhang Nan: "Fart is blue!"

  ...........

  Cao Cao's face was already red with rage, and he was just about to explode in anger.

  "None of you are right! None of you are right!" exclaimed Adviser Guo Jia. ...Indeed worthy of being my number one military strategist, thought Cao Cao to himself.

  Guo Jia continued: "Fart is squeezed out by me!"

  Liu Bei and others have laughed so hard they are rolling around on the ground...

  Cao Cao was so angry that he fainted.