Simayì's speech at Cao Cao's memorial service
Brothers:
This time, Cao's unfortunate passing has left all the brothers in grief. I remember Cao saying back then: "Cao Pi, you are now like the sun at 8 or 9 o'clock in the morning. The territory around Shicheng Street is mine for now, but it will eventually be yours." Today, when the brothers recall these words, they feel as if Cao's voice and smile are still before their eyes.
Brothers, you must know that the territory of Xin Street in our city was not easily obtained. It was Cao Da who led Xia Hou Dun, Xu Chu, and others to fight for it with their lives. Everyone must cherish this. The biggest regret of Cao's life is that he did not recognize Liu Bei's wolfish ambition back then - at that time, he was just a street thug, but now he has become the boss of the western city; And Sun Quan... It's useless to talk about the current situation - the entire city is now divided among the three major forces of Cao, Liu, and Sun.
Cao said personally: whenever you want to overthrow the government, just do it, but be careful of the two underworld gangs in the east and west of the city. Especially Liu Bei in the west.
Liu Bei's men are all desperate. You must know these few people under him: the first is Zhao Yun, nicknamed Bai Pi. In the past, he was a subordinate of Gongsun Zan in Beiguan, and later defected to Liu Bei to sell his life. He is one of Liu Bei's most trusted generals. Once on Changban Slope, he single-handedly killed his way out with just a horse knife, incredibly powerful! That time, he came back and forth seven times, not putting our brothers in his eyes at all. Our brothers Gao Lan and Xiahou Lan both died at his hands.
The second one is called Zhang Fei, nicknamed Black Three. Before his debut, he was sentenced to two years in prison for selling fake liquor, resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer. After Liu Bei bailed him out of jail, he followed Liu Bei wholeheartedly. His hobby is drinking Erguotou, claiming that he has never been drunk before. A few years ago, he won the first prize in the "Ten Thousand People Shouting" competition at Dangyang Bridge Theme Park, and since then he has called himself a fierce warrior. This man is ruthless and cruel, usually not taking action, but when he does, he will not leave anyone alive.
The third one is called Guan Yu, nicknamed Hu Zi. After killing people on the mainland, he escaped and hid his name and surname. He was discovered by Liu Bei and became his second-in-command. It's said that in his early years, he had an affair with Diaochan, a mistress of the Baiyue Night Club. (I've seen Diaochan before, she was the secretary of Wang Yun, the Secretary of Politics and Law Committee, later she hooked up with Dong Zhongshu, one of the earliest released prisoners, after Dong Zhongshu was killed by his own underling Lü Bu on the street, she started working as a prostitute.) This guy drives a red BMW, his knife skills are extremely accurate, absolutely one knife for one person, everyone in the city knows him. Fortunately, last year when fighting with Sun Quan, the old master of the eastern city, he was killed by Lü Meng, who led over 70 people.
The fourth one is called Zhuge Liang. This person is the most difficult to deal with. Although he has a disability in his legs and often sits in a wheelchair, he is cunning and full of tricks. In his early years, he participated in Guiguzi's terrorist organization and was one of its core members. The infamous cases of arson at Bowang Slope, XinYe County, and Chibi were all planned by him. Our old boss almost died at his hands. The west city originally belonged to Liu Zhang, but it was taken over by Zhuge Liang and given to Liu Bei. Therefore, Liu Bei values him highly and assigned Zhao Yun as his bodyguard. Recently, he and Zhao Yun have been inseparable, so it's best to avoid them if you see them.
In addition, Lü Meng and Lu Xun under Sun Quan's command are not pushovers either. The new boss wants to be the big boss of the whole city, so he must get rid of these few people first. To get rid of these few people, it is necessary to rely on the brothers. As long as the new boss treats the brothers like humans, the brothers will go all out for the new boss!

