The Three Kingdoms' Most Reprinted
The cheapest killer - Guan Yu
Replaced Yuan Shao to behead Hua Xiong, the reward was a cup of not-so-hot wine; replaced Cao Cao to kill two famous generals Yan Liang and Wen Chou, Cao Cao's reward was quite generous, but he finally hung up his seal and left with gold, without wanting anything (free). So it's cheap! Really cheap!!
The most family-oriented man - Lü Bu
Cao Cao's army besieged the city, a matter of life and death, but Lü Bu was still at home with his wife and children, just like a modern model husband and good man.
The Man Who Cares Least About His Family - Liu Bei
"Brothers are like hands and feet, wives and children are like clothes." Absolutely a man who does not care about his family, when there is danger, he runs away first, leaving his wife and children to others. What's even more hateful is that in order to win people's hearts, he actually threw his own son to the ground, absolutely a negative example of the Women and Children Protection Association.
The most despicable person - Cao Cao
Yang Hsu only stole a mouthful of pastry from him, yet he harbored resentment in his heart. Later, because of a piece of chicken ribs, he had Yang Hsu killed.
The Most Humble Person - Tao Qian
Such a large piece of land, said to be given away for free, but the other party doesn't want it, yet they still insist on giving it away several times, how generous, really generous!
The Luckiest Person - Liu Bei
When there was no weapon, someone sent a weapon (sent a pair of swords); when there was no base, someone sent a base (three times giving up Xuzhou); when there was no general, someone sent a general (Zhao Yun came to join); when there was no military strategist, someone sent a military strategist (walking horse recommended Zhuge); when there was no wife, someone sent a wife (crossing the river to recruit a daughter-in-law).
The most miserable person is also Liu Bei
Finally became an official (County Magistrate), but was disrupted by the Governor; Finally got a territory (Xuzhou), but was seized by Lü Bu; Finally had a military advisor (Xu Shu), but was snatched away by Cao Cao; Finally married a young wife (Sun Shangxiang), but was detained by Sun Quan; Finally had some troops (750,000), but were burned by Lu Xun; Finally had a son (A Dou), but was driven mad by himself.
The oldest immortal person - Liao Hua
He appeared very early, followed Guan Yu to mix, after Guan Yu's death followed Liu Bei to mix; After Liu Bei's death, he followed Zhuge Liang to mix; After Zhuge Liang's death, he followed Jiang Wei to mix; Even after Jiang Wei's death, he still didn't die, what a tenacious old man, his vitality is too strong!
The most honest person - Liu Shan
He won't even utter a single lie, he's really honest.
The most performing person - Sima Yi
Pretending to be ill, pretending to be a patient, and having pretended for ten years.
The Greediest Person - Xia Hou Dun
Even his own eyes would be eaten, fortunately because the taste was not good, he didn't eat a second mouthful. (If he had eaten a second mouthful, then he should be respectfully called "Blind Knight")
The biggest drunkard - Guan Yu
For a drink of wine, I'd rather take up a big knife and go to battle with General Hua Xiong; for a drink of wine, I'd rather risk my life crossing the river alone to meet Zhang Fei.
The most uncivilized person - Mi Heng
Scolding people as soon as they appear, scolding whoever they see, and continuing to scold until death.
The Laziest Person - Xushu
"Never contribute a single strategy for life" is very typical of just eating without working.
The most corrupt use of power - Lu Su
National territory (Jingzhou), you said borrow and borrowed? (Must have taken someone's red envelope)
The person who doesn't care about work efficiency - Cao Cao
With an army of 830,000, Zhao Yun still managed to escape.
The most efficient worker - Gan Ning
A task that should have required 3,000 men was accomplished with just 100. (The Hundred Riders' Raid on the Camp)
The most terrifying person - Zhuge Liang
When he was alive, one person sitting on the city wall scared away 150,000 people. Even after his death, his wooden statue could scare away a group of people.
The most transparent person - Sima Zhao
Everyone knows what's in Sima Zhao's heart.
The most straightforward person - Xiahou Dun
He can only "see at a glance"!
The person who loves to seize things the most - Zhao Yun
In such a dangerous situation on the Changban Slope, he also managed to grab a precious sword (Qinggang Sword), three strips of brocade (Duo Shou San Tiao) and a young child (A Dou).
The best thief - Hu Che Er
Although I may not be able to take the head of a general in an army of one million soldiers, at least I can steal the general's weapon from among them.
The best self-promoter - Pong De
Know how to use coffin to self-deprecate.
The man who says what he does - Sun Jian
He once said: "If I were to take the jade seal, I would die under the sword and arrow..." Later, he was indeed shot dead by an arrow. (So don't make random vows)
The most discordant family - The Zhuge Family
There are only three brothers in the family, but they refuse to stay together and instead serve in the three kingdoms of Wei, Shu, and Wu. Every day, they work for their own interests and fight against each other, completely disregarding unity. (When people's hearts are scattered, it's hard to lead a team.)
The slowest walker - Cao Zhi
A poem has been recited, but the seven-step journey is not yet complete.
