Chapter 31: The True Faces of the Two Imperial Relatives...

  "What did my uncle king say to you?" Class was over, and I was happily chatting with Li Zhi, who had a strong desire for knowledge. The only regret was that Li Zhi hid far away, covering half of his face with a book, which made him look uncomfortable. At this time, Li Shu moved to the edge of the stove and kept asking me eagerly.

  She turned her face and looked at Li Yu's pale face with a hint of red. "Do you want to know?"

  As expected, I had only spoken halfway when this girl pinched her nose and covered her face: "Die, Zhong Jun, what are you drinking at noon, it's stinky to death." She glared at me with puffed cheeks, her small hands constantly fanning in front of her round and delicate nose.

  "You think I wanted to? It's just that your uncle was so taken by my talent, he kept pulling me to drink and sing with him. I had no choice but to indulge him..." He let out a long sigh, gazing up at the ceiling with an expression of resignation.

  "My uncle? Just... just gas?" Li Yu possibly felt a bit dizzy, hurriedly using his hand to support his forehead. At the same time, he stretched out his small foot towards my leg and beckoned me, I dodged, dodged again...

  "Really? ... You went to see which King uncle with me this morning?" Li Zhi threw away the textbook that had been blocking his nose and mouth, and quickly squeezed in beside me.

  "Hmm... right, He Pu little sister, what's your uncle's name?" Failed, drank someone else's wine, flirted with someone else's maid, and still didn't know this uncle's name.

  "I won't tell you!" Li Yu covered his nose with a handkerchief, looking like he had been smoked out quite badly. His feet hadn't gotten any relief either, poor thing... I was delighted, hahaha!

  "Never mind, anyway they're all elders, just call them uncle and that's it, we can't possibly address them by name." No time to bicker with this girl, preparing to continue the conversation with Li Zhi. At this moment, Old Master cleared his throat, ready to start class again... damn, my thick and dark theory hasn't been finished yet.

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  "You're a discredit to the literary world! If Master Chen and his friends saw you, they'd break your hands for sure..." The little girl's face was red with anger, her eyes wide with indignation. But her enthusiasm for folding paper airplanes was even more intense than Li Zhi's, and although most of what she produced were defective goods, she continued to shout excitedly. What kind of person is this? It's like they're allowed to set fires in the government offices, but not let ordinary people light their lamps. And yet they're using ordinary people's homes as a place to set fires.

  "These are all good Xuan paper..." He pointed at this girl, very angry. All mine... Green Butterfly was very diligent in pulling my sleeve, but the problem is that this Hepu girl was too bullying.

  "Is it just one or two pieces of paper? What's the big deal, and as a man, your temper is only this big..." Li Yu stretched out his little finger, comparing it to the size of a grain of rice.

  You're a bit ahead of me, aren't you? Enraged, I strode over to the desk and grabbed another stack of brand new rice paper. Under the gaze of onlookers, I didn't fold any more paper airplanes, instead, I made cranes, boats, lanterns, frogs... and filled the entire table with them. Li's little girl and boy stared at me with wide eyes, their faces flushed red. Hahaha...

  Li Zhi excitedly pointed at each one and asked me what they were, Li Shu was being unreasonable, with both hands clasped together, holding them to his chest, like a mother hen brooding over eggs: "Mine, all mine."

  Li Zhi looked at Li Yu with a hint of resentment, and was glared back by the girl: "What are you looking at... A man should not be distracted by trivial things, Brother Jun... Teach me quickly..." The sweet and sticky voice calling out to Brother Jun almost made me go soft and slump down on the table, her eloquent eyes sparkling with mischief as she teased me. This girl, isn't she a fox spirit or something?

  Li Zhi was frustrated and desperate, feeling very pathetic. He wasn't a match for Li Shui's ferocity after all. Helplessly, he gave up on competing with Li Shui for the new thing and turned to me for help instead.

  No way, absolutely not, where on earth can you find such a good thing that's so biased, just let the two of you go and learn, thinking of my chicken feather pen's usual seal fee and intellectual property transfer fee, I...I...

  He sat cross-legged, very solemnly, like an old monk in meditation: "This...". He spoke deeply and pulled out a ledger from the table, slapping it with his hand: "Pay back the money you owe first."

  "What nonsense... I'm a princess, and our family's slave is a prince, are you afraid we can't afford to owe you these two small coins?" Little Loli burst out in anger, her two beautiful big eyes bulging with rage.

  I exploded even more, eyes wide with fury, and Wang Ba's overbearing aura shook violently: "Princess... Prince... if you have the ability, return my money first."

  "Hmph... Do you think I'm a person who doesn't keep my word?" Li Yu's eyes slanted, her chin tilted, and she very much wanted to nod. As expected, Li Yu's slender white fingers landed on Li Zhi's arm, her bright red nails emitting a menacing chill... Li Zhi's eyes turned green, his head shaking like a drumstick.

  As expected... worthy of being the siblings of that Li Ke who beheaded the chicken and burned yellow paper, masters of borrowing without returning.

  "Green Butterfly, bring me wine. Today, this young master will get drunk and forget his worries." In a fit of anger, he used wine to drown his sorrows. Grape wine was really good stuff, sour and sweet, unlike the Three-Legged Porridge that could explode one's head when they woke up from being drunk.

  "Master... the effects of your wine from noon haven't dissipated yet... and Master has already returned..." Green Butterfly's response greatly disappointed me, with Old Master at home, forget it, I don't want to eat with a mouthful of spittle every day.

  "What a petty guy, can't we just say no?" Li Yu's words immediately got Li Zhi's approval. This stinky kid nodded.

  "It's just that things are a bit tight now... those two cents, we don't even consider them worth looking at, right, slave?" The stinky kid continued to nod seriously...

  Forget it, I finally saw the true face of these two scourges. I won't get angry with this kind of person, I still want to become the longest-lived handsome guy in the Tang Dynasty: "Alright, I'm tired, you guys go home quickly, be careful not to make our beloved Emperor remember us, if you're late, we'll be punished."

  "It won't work, I promised Aunt Fang earlier that I would stay for dinner. A man of his word cannot be unfaithful." Li Zhi shook his head and played dead on the couch, refusing to get up.

  I'm so angry, does it matter that a big man like you is eating at my house with a thick face? It took him half a day to turn his eyes back. He weakly asked the strong little loli: "What about you... Heping Little Sister... You're not going to stay for dinner too?"

  "Hmph... I've had all the delicacies under the sky, do you think I'd stay in your house for just one meal? I only promised my father to take care of this kid..." He patted Li Zhi's head with a very paternal and kind appearance... What kind of people are these... It made me so angry that my hands were shaking, I pointed at the two imperial relatives with my finger, it was simply heartbreaking.

  The green butterfly stared blankly at the two royals, and it was good that my little girl could see the true faces of these two royals early on. She should also know why someone like me would always want to beat them up.

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  PS: Today, the first chapter is presented to all of you, and there's another one. Also, thank you for your suggestions, fellow book friends. I used a chicken feather pen so that the main character wouldn't die from copying books. Besides, chicken feathers have an advantage - they're cheap and can be used at will... (Don't believe me? You can go home and try plucking two feathers from a live fighting cock... Hehe, I'm too kind, I didn't let you pluck the feathers of a full-grown goose...)

  Mm, attention, please wear skin gloves before depilating, if you don't have one, you can buy a pair of Datang brand skin gloves online from me, very cheap, only one silver coin for a pair ^v^!!!