Chapter Thirty: Talent Like High Seven Pecks, Learning Rich Four Carts...

  I really want to laugh, looking at his expression a bit of that face is flushing red, very embarrassing, forget it, won't tease him: "This is a small object, can't carry people, if you want to carry people" dry cough twice, towards the eunuch who was sprayed with wine and looked a bit resentful, apologetically smiled, took another sip, very sweet and fragrant, indeed the imperial jade liquid wine.

  "Then I must use this" stretched out his hand and pulled at the silk robe on his body.

  "Someone come and give Fang Xian a piece of silk!" Uncle Li waved his hand impatiently, isn't that right, do it now?

  "Hurry up and declare: 'Uncle, this thing can't be done in a short time. If you want to carry people, you must first work on the Mongolian fabric, weaving it densely and doing waterproof treatment...' He gestured with his hands, Uncle Li watching like he was performing, but I really couldn't make him understand what a hot air balloon is. After being confused for half a day, Uncle Li finally came up with an idea, pointing at the eunuch who had been sprayed with wine earlier and looked very pitiful: 'Get a Zhen Guan pen and some paper, I heard that nephew's Zhen Guan pen is used skillfully.'"

  Push aside the small dishes, clear a space, and with a flourish of the brush, a hot air balloon appears before our eyes: "This is a hot air balloon"

  "Can it really let people drive away the fog?" Uncle Li held it in his hand, admiring it carefully, a pair of eagle eyes shining brightly, and asked.

  "It can make people fly to the top of the colorful clouds and gaze at the beautiful rivers and mountains of our great Tang Dynasty." Flattery is very necessary for the princes of the Tang Dynasty.

  I don't dare say anything else, but I've indeed reached the level of a top-notch flatterer. My face is almost as thick-skinned as that of Li Zongwu, the master of shamelessness. Seeing Uncle Li frequently raise his cup in toast, with a very pleased expression.

  "Xian nephew is indeed a high talent" Uncle Li, this is not flattery, it's the plain truth. Let's toast to Uncle Li's kind praise!

  Actually, I'm only seven parts scholar and four parts rich, but there's really nothing that can stump me. He raised his wine cup and stood up, pulled the front of his long shirt, swayed to the window, and that palace maid sister with a lot of flavor was standing beside me, the flavor is simply very flavorful. At first glance, I thought her appearance was just relatively pleasing to the eye, but when I looked again, I felt it was very visually appealing, especially that slender waist, which I could probably wrap my hand around. However, she wasn't one of those skinny girls, but rather had a curvy figure, and her body was flawless, a vibrant beauty, unlike some pretty girls in later generations who were like paintings without any vitality. Compared to the green butterfly at home, this palace maid sister is even more visually appealing. I winked at this palace maid sister, whistled, and declared that I'd rather be an imperial concubine fanatic than a loli fan - this was my first declaration since arriving in the Tang Dynasty.

  How did the house suddenly become quiet? Strange, could it be that they were intimidated by my majestic aura? No time to think about these things, the number one scholar of the Tang Dynasty is going to recite a poem.

  Then with a flourish of his long sleeve, he pointed at the snow outside: "Look at our great Tang Dynasty, what a wonderful landscape!"

  Northern scenery, thousands of miles of ice and snow, ten thousand miles of drifting snow.

  Looking at the Great Wall inside and out, only a vast expanse remains; on the great river up and down, suddenly lost its surging waves.

  The mountain dances with silver snakes, the plain gallops with wax elephants, wanting to compete with the heavenly lord for height.

  On a sunny day, wearing red wedding dress, exceptionally charming and alluring.

  The mountains and rivers are so beautiful

  Inspiring countless heroes to bow their heads

  "Alas, Qin Ge!" A cold sweat broke out all over me, and I was more than half sober. What am I doing here?

  The whole house was silent, with an eerie atmosphere. Uncle Li's hand trembled slightly, spilling half of the wine in his cup. He stared at me intensely, as if watching a sow climb a tree. The mustachioed guard standing behind Uncle Li exuded a murderous aura, with his horizontal knife already halfway out of its scabbard, radiating a cold glow. The palace maid's face was bright red, her expression even more eerie, her hands clenched into fists. Maybe my expression earlier was too lewd, and the palace maid had an urge to smash a stool on my head. What have I done? Have I gone crazy? Where is the Buddha who protects the palace maid selling cakes?

  "Hahaha, it's really great! The thousand-mile ice is sealed, and the ten-thousand-mile snow is fluttering. It has attracted countless heroes to compete with each other. Ah, my nephew is indeed a true man who doesn't show his face!" Uncle Li was very pleased and finished half a cup of wine in one gulp. In an instant, the strange atmosphere that had just appeared was completely dispelled. He stood by the window and repeated it again with great passion and eloquence. His voice was better than mine, with a rich chest tone, and except for not speaking Hunan dialect, he had a very heroic tone."

  "But it seems like you're not quite satisfied, young nephew?" Uncle Li said with a slanted gaze, looking at me as I held my wine cup and trembled.

  "There's still wine, and there's also a small nephew who has had too much to drink. Wait, just wait, and then it will be either having one's head chopped off by the whiskered guard or receiving praise from this great man, Uncle Li, who doesn't mind minor mistakes."

  Death is death, let's drink up. The wine's potency instantly ignites my courage, and my intelligence exceeds 160 in an instant. With great fanfare: "I lament the Shang Tang Zhou Wu, slightly inferior to Wen Cai, sigh at Qin Huang Han Wu, slightly inferior."

  A generation of heroes, Kui Li Ke Khan, only knows how to shoot eagles with a bow and arrow.

  Everyone has gone, and the elegant people are still watching today. This half, it's finally made up, it was too difficult, fortunately I moved the dynasty forward by two, otherwise, I would have been beheaded by Li Shu's family guards.

  Uncle Li narrowed his eyes, nodded thoughtfully, and clapped his hands in approval, patting my shoulder: "This poem is quite heroic and majestic, with a flair for the elegant and refined. It's a great work! Great! Great! Ah, what a fine piece of writing, worthy of a true gentleman!" Uncle Li was also quite enthusiastic, muttering to himself about the four characters "feng liu ren wu" (elegant and refined person).

  How did an old bachelor who hasn't even given his first kiss in the Tang Dynasty become a romantic figure?

  "However," Uncle Li tilted his head, glanced at the palace maid standing by the window with a red face and bowed her head, who had just been teased by this drunkard, turned back, smiled very meaningfully, and just as I was about to kneel down and beg for mercy from Uncle Li, he finally raised his head and said: "Tiemur Khan is a foolish fellow, my wise nephew has overestimated him." He pointed to the outside of the window with an air of pointing at the mountains and rivers.

  "Haha, Uncle Li is indeed wise and powerful, immediately pointing out the flaws in my poem 'Xiang Garden Spring'. As for the inappropriate parts of this poem, please instruct me further, I'll be eternally grateful." Ma Pi quickly followed up, can't let Uncle Li have time to think about punishing me for teasing the palace maid.

  "Qīn Yuán Chūn. Snow? No good, I'll take the place of my wise nephew to consult with the heroes of the Han Dynasty, Cao Cao can do it for him. This man's literary and military strategy is not just a roughneck who only knows how to use a bow and arrow, this kind of foreigner can be called a hero.

  Li Shūshu was very careful, very good, first mixed past, wiped a cold sweat. Glanced at the hairy-faced guard, this guy was a bit hot-blooded, still staring at me again, looking at me, you look at me again and I'll take care of you, I'm a man, don't eat men."

  I took a glance at the lovely and pretty palace maid, who gave me quite a scare. This one's got more guts than I do, staring straight at me with her bright eyes shining like X-ray machines.

  He flashed a charming smile at her, revealing two dimples, but she seemed unresponsive, instead appearing to be enthusiastically observing a novel object. Haven't you ever seen such a handsome man? I'm getting a bit shy.

  Mr. Li furrowed his brow, holding a wine cup and pacing around the soft couch. Suddenly, he slapped his thigh with a loud crack: "A generation of heroes, none can compare to Modu Chanyu of the Xiongnu during the Han Dynasty! This man was cunning and ruthless, relying on his own strength to achieve the Xiongnu's ability to resist the Han Dynasty for many years. He is indeed a hero, haha!"

  Uncle Li was very pleased and had a great sense of accomplishment, he revised the poem "Qu Yuan Chun - Snow" again, now I feel mentally balanced, not afraid of being scolded by others. If there are comrades who have traveled through time and space, they will not be able to point at my nose and scold me again, right? If you want to scold, go scold the royal family, scold the king of the Li family, if you don't get chopped into meatballs to drink with wine, it would be strange.

  "Ah, come on, young master, let's have another drink together haha!" Li Shu was delighted and wanted to pull me up onto the couch again.

  "The young master really can't hold on anymore, besides" he pointed to the sun which was already near the rooftop: "The young master still has to go study in the afternoon, next time, next time I will definitely accompany uncle until we're drunk". Is there any face left? Blowing whistles and teasing the king's palace maid, folding paper airplanes and messing around here, if he stays any longer, who knows what kind of outrageous thing he'll do.

  "It's fine, since we're already familiar with each other, it's not impossible to meet again next time. However, next time when I let Ke'er invite you, don't decline, okay?" Uncle Li was very amiable.

  Sincerely waving goodbye to Uncle Li: "Okay, okay, little nephew will definitely come again to see Uncle Li." Just as he walked out the door, Uncle Li's voice came over again: "Xian nephew, Xian nephew your"

  The old man changed his mind? Not good! Spread your legs, divine movement, hundred steps to catch up, rapid movement technique, use everything that can be used. Uncle Li just came to shout again, and I had already disappeared behind the fake mountain. Before running out of the Da'an Palace range, a cold wind suddenly blew, my nose tip itched, a loud sneeze hindered my light footwork, and I fell headfirst into the snowy ground.

  Shivering with cold, he pulled his head out, only to remember that his precious sword and fur coat were still in the palace!

  Just as I was hesitating whether to go back or not, a guard with an imposing air rushed over here, scaring me so much that I almost dug a snow pit to hide.

  "Household master, don't hide anymore, my master has ordered me to return your sword and fur coat." The guard's words finally made me breathe a sigh of relief. I put on the fur coat and hung the precious sword at my waist, then bowed to the guards: "Thank you, gentlemen, I bid farewell."

  "How dare you, young master? Where are you going?" The leading guard's movements were very humble and respectful, but the eyes of the guards behind him didn't seem right either.

  "Hehe, I have to return to Hongwen Hall this afternoon, so it's not convenient for me to bother you again." What does this guard mean? I clearly said goodbye, what else do they want? Do they want to follow me and learn how to fold paper airplanes or something?

  "Oh, Prince Gongzi, we originally thought you were going to continue playing in the garden. If you want to go to the Hongwen Temple, you should head in this direction." The leader of the guards had a slightly twisted expression, and the other guards also maintained their twisted expressions. Who are they? Laughing at me, a great Tang elite?

  Angered, he swung his sleeve and said: "Hmph, I came here to study the structure of our great Tang garden's snow scene because the scenery is particularly good on this side. Farewell, gentlemen." His face was like a heavy apricot, his eyebrows like sleeping silkworms, he raised his head and slipped away towards the garden gate.

  Arrived at the gate of the courtyard, wiped the sweat from his forehead, too fortunate, fortunately, his face was thick-skinned and intelligent, otherwise, he would have lost face, took over the reins handed by the gate official, shouted loudly, and galloped away.

  Not far from the garden gate, those shameless guards were still grinning from ear to ear, probably got hemorrhoids.

  PS: Very surprised to be on the list, collecting and rushing up like crazy, very excited, yeah, can't help but explode on Monday.