Chapter 3: Take Back Your Calculations

  When I left the valley, Master repeatedly warned me to remember that I must not provoke trouble.

  Provoking trouble is not in line with my personality, but if a dog actively pounces on me and bites, I naturally won't just wait to be taken advantage of.

  At this moment, I thought that I still had some good feelings about Beijing, but because of this psycho, I left a very bad first impression here.

  First impressions are crucial, just like this male god who, despite having the appearance of a male god, has forever left an impression of being a male god with a mental illness in my heart.

  To make a long story short, I was at a stalemate with the madman for quite some time. During this period, none of the customers who were drinking in the shop, nor the waiters or the boss, came forward to stop us, but instead they all gathered around to watch.

  I used to think that the capital city might be different, but it turns out that crows everywhere are black. No, crows everywhere aren't just generally black, they're each blacker than the last one.

  The onlookers were sparse and ordinary, pointing and commenting was also ordinary. However, at the west window position, a kind brother somehow moved a small stool to in front of me and the mentally ill person, watching closely from a short distance.

  This customer's professionalism is so impressive that it makes me want to worship him.

  My arm was numb from this nervous pinch, I dryly laughed and said: "Brother, how about we change places?"

  Being gawked at like an animal in a cage, I'm not used to it. Okay, actually it's just inconvenient to make a move in crowded places.

  I think it's better for me to keep a low profile since I'm new here and don't know the place well.

  Unfortunately, this neurotic person didn't seem to appreciate it and said with a straight face: "Wanting to go somewhere less crowded, isn't that just an excuse to 'seduce' me?"

  "Color" seduces your grandfather, I've seen narcissistic people before, but never as narcissistic as you. By the way, with such overflowing self-confidence, do your parents know about it?

  "What a shameless girl!" The onlookers who didn't know the truth started commenting again.

  "It's just that, although he looks quite handsome, what a pity..."

  I took a deep breath in, and then out, in and out again, and after doing that several times, I finally calmed down.

  Originally thought of not arguing with these petty people, but had to be 'forced' by the lady to take drastic measures.

  To deal with this group of Xiao Shao, Dian Zhi Zui is indeed too great a talent for such a small use. Dian Zhi Zui's descendant 'Mi' Die Xiang is more suitable.

  "Take back what you've got in your belly!"

  Take it back then! But you should let go of my arm first!

  The neural disease did not let go but instead increased the force on his hand.

  Just now, the drunk Sunzi had not yet pulled out his hand, and his arm was tightly tied by the male god. It seems that this god has a mind-reading technique?

  The sky is vast and wide, the fields are endless, what kind of fate do I have?

  This place in Beijing seems to be at odds with my fate, so it's best to leave quickly after finishing the proper business.

  In the end, Sunzi's Finger Guessing didn't come in handy and neither did Finger Guessing itself.

  When a large group of people wearing flying fish costumes and waist-worn embroidered 'spring' knives appeared in front of me, the male god's shadow instantly disappeared, with a speed as fast as a fleeting wave.

  In an instant, the crowd of onlookers who had gathered to watch the commotion also dispersed with a speed that was faster than the blink of an eye.

  It seems that these rubbish are not just rubbish in my eyes, but also rubbish in the eyes of onlookers.

  However, since they unintentionally helped me out of the predicament, I'll turn a blind eye and pretend to be oblivious.