Chapter 2: Wasted Face and Eyes

  "Brother, can you loosen your grip on my arm and talk?"

  I think at this moment my face must have a pleased expression, but in my heart, there are tens of thousands of grass mud horses galloping.

  The sky is vast and wide, the fields are endless, what kind of fate am I in?

  Just now, I casually took out a packet of powder and sprinkled it on the man's nerves.

  It's too late to say, at that time it was fast, and the powder was about to be applied to his face. Unexpectedly, the male god's nerves were extremely agile and turned around, and my powder was applied to the pillar behind him.

  By the way, your lightness kung fu is so good, does your master know about it?

  This is not the point at this moment, the point at this moment is that the male god disease dodged my poisonous hand and instantly 'forced' me close, then used his dog paws to pinch my 'jade' arm.

  Even if I want to eat tofu, it's still up to me to go and eat someone else's, how could it be that others take the lead?

  It's just Gong Sun's thievery, but now a lunatic has popped up out of nowhere, and it's really added some fun to this dull life of mine.

  "Why must you secretly calculate with me?"

  The male god didn't let go of his paw, but instead asked a question, with an extremely calm expression between his eyebrows.

  To be honest, at this moment, I have a few points of admiration for this male neurosis patient.

  This matter will be placed on me. If someone dares to launch a surprise attack on me in broad daylight, I will cripple his hands.

  The male god's illness has not only failed to disable my slender 'jade' hands, but also appears so calm and composed. This composure is something that ordinary people can't even pretend to have.

  At this moment, the male god's nervous disease has crossed the boundary of nervous diseases and returned to the male god a little bit.

  I'm busy with more important things and don't have the leisure to engage in nonsense with someone who is wandering between being a male god and having a mental illness.

  "That's not a trick, just some flour. If you don't believe me, I can taste it in front of you." I made every effort to appear sincere.

  That's not a secret calculation, it's an open calculation. This man is mentally ill, and it's a waste that he has such a dignified face, his IQ really makes people anxious.

  The next moment proved that the person who was caught off guard by IQ was me.

  I really want to find a block of tofu and crash into it, I thought this neurosis would believe my words lightly, even if not, it would be careless, even if not, it would stumble.

  Unfortunately, I forgot that he is not a normal person, but a mentally ill person.

  Just now, the neural disease suddenly released my 'jade' arm.

  As soon as I let go, I naturally regained my freedom. The feeling of regaining freedom is great, so good that my hand directly went to the sleeve to 'touch'.

  The one who slipped up wasn't him, but me. This time, I hadn't even taken action yet, and my arm was already firmly grasped by him.

  The martial arts of the male protagonist are extremely high, and even if he is not a top-notch master, at least he is a minor deity.

  Looking at his attire, he is obviously a young master from the aristocratic class. If I really offend him, even if it's not that I won't be able to eat or walk away, it will still be difficult for me to eat and walk away with my head held high.

  Since I can't win in a fight, I'd better hide. What kind of excuse should I find to get away?

  As soon as I stepped into the capital, I had a feeling of being out of luck for the whole year.

  It's just after the Little New Year, and at the beginning of the new year, I've already run into a psycho. Looks like this year won't be peaceful for me.

  "'Want' to capture and then release? Actually playing this trick? Don't you think this plot is a bit too cliché?"

  I'd rather die than be captured by you, 'desire' to capture and then release? Your eyes are really blind, it seems that not only did you grow a white face, but also those dazzling peach blossom eyes of yours have gone blind.