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108: The Nine-Headed Snake

  108 True Nine-Headed Snake

  Fang Xian suddenly opened his eyes, and the scene in front of him was a bit blurry, as if it were at the bottom of the sea on a deep night.

  The storm on the sea and the lightning made a loud noise that disturbed him.

  "Hey, old brother, it's time to go ashore." A scaly creature with a trident swam up beside him.

  He looked up and saw her, his expression suddenly stunned: "Naga brother!"

  This green scale and lecherous eyes, this majestic body and fishy smell, isn't it the Naga warrior from Monster Realm!!

  Naga Warrior hastily shook his head and humbly said, "No, no, big brother you are more capable than me. The people above called you to go quickly, saying that there is a treacherous Dark Night 'Essence' Spirit who needs our help, and afterwards it will bring great benefits to our clan."

  Fang Xian was stunned again and looked down at himself.

  He saw nine screens.

  “………………”

  "What's wrong? Did you sleep for too long and forget how to swim?" Naga Warrior asked with concern "Or should I call a few brothers to help?"

  The fat body of Fang Xian stirred, stirring up the layered dust and silt at the bottom of the sea, very overbearing. Although this body was not agile, it still had a full sense of presence.

  "What's my name?" Fang Xian asked dully.

  "Nine-headed snake? Our Naga clan's strongest warrior!"

  They fell silent for a while, gazing out at the sea, and nine heads simultaneously burst into tears.

  "Damn it!!!! I'm your grandma's grandpa, and I've worked so hard for nothing but a beast mount!!!!! Not even an orc, but a damn Naga!!!!! This flat lower body doesn't even have any bulges!!!!! And it's still a nine-headed snake!!!!! You dare to show me how to ride the mother nine-headed snake and ejaculate!!!!!!"

  "Old brother, what's wrong with you?" Naga Warrior was somewhat puzzled. "In our tribe, the nine-headed snake doesn't distinguish between male and female, they all reproduce by splitting apart! Are you going to split now?! This is a big deal, don't be careless!!"

  Fang Xian 'Yu' cried without tears, indignation reached its peak, nine heads tilted simultaneously, and he fainted.

  After an unknown period of time, Fang Xian opened his eyes again, and in front of him was a bright light.

  In this picture, there is a bald old man wearing sunglasses, happily looking at himself and waving his hand to greet "heh heh" with a silly smile.

  "Asshole!" Fang Xian exerted himself and got up, just about to take action, but then he heard two familiar voices.

  "Ah!! Brother Fang is awake!!" Ling'er was so shocked that she jumped up and threw herself into Fang Xian's arms.

  The moon was beside him, rubbing his chest and saying "Don't worry, don't worry"

  Fang Xian looked around quietly, the environment was very simple and harmonious, with wooden houses and tables, it turned out to be a hostel of the Carefree House.

  "Do I have several heads?" Fang Xian scratched himself wildly with his hands and feet.

  "Are you sleeping stupidly?" Moon replied.

  Li Danni hurried over with a pot of porridge: "Oh, Xiao Si, you're back! You didn't even give me advance notice. I could have prepared some food and wine for you ahead of time."

  "Ah", Fang Xian looked around, unsure of what to say.

  Li Danni gazed at Fang Xian, and in her eyes, a hint of discontent with the vinegar intention was revealed: "Xiao Si, you married two such beautiful daughters-in-law without telling me, let me be happy too."

  "This......" Fang Xian still didn't know what to say.

  The old man snapped his fingers, and Mrs. Li heard the sound and turned around woodenly and left.

  Fang Xianlang slowly got up, rubbed his head, and looked at the old man in confusion: "What's going on here?"

  The old man lifted his sunglasses: "What's with that tone? You've completed the game, and I condescend to meet you in person, isn't that enough?"

  "Ah," Fang Xian nodded slightly and said to Lin Yue Ru, "Wife, is the whip still there?"

  "Ah."

  "This old thing won't die."

  "Alright!"

  Mouth four A...

  "Wait! Wait!" The old man covered his head and scolded, "I was just joking earlier, letting you take a sneak peek at that magnificent monster world, don't be like this."

  Lin Yue Ru asked while 'dragging' him: "Who is this guy?"

  "...you want to become a sword saint, then you're on the right path."

  "Bad guy!" Ling'er activated her thunder curse, rumbling...

  After a while, the old man fell to the ground.

  "Aren't you afraid I'll get angry?" The old man propped up his body that had been struck by lightning.

  "Hey, old man, we've been together for so long, don't you know my temper?" Fang Xian sneered, "You're the least proud of 'mixing' with us, and you like to fool around with us the most."

  Grandpa patted his body, adjusted his glasses "You're awesome, I'll let you become the leader of the cockroaches pulled out by the landlord..."

  "Wait, I was wrong, spare my life, God."

  "......, alright, forgive you, haha."

  "... is this... God's 'bosom'?"

  "It's not poor anymore." The old man shook his body and the dark sandy suit restored its bright colors. "Congratulations, you have completed all the mainline tasks of The Legend of Sword and Fairy 1, in other words, you've cleared the game."

  The huge stone in Fang Xian's heart was finally put down, and he immediately asked: "Then do I still need to go to the Demon Beast Realm?"

  "Not using it for now, let's talk about it when you want to play World of Warcraft again."

  "It's okay, it's okay." Fang Xian put down his chopsticks and picked up the pot of porridge to take a sip, warming his heart.

  Ling'er asked: "Who is this old man after all?"

  Yuè Rú reacted quickly: "Don't you remember Xiao Shí Tóu? And the sudden appearance of the Supreme God's voice, this should be his true form."

  "Hmph, I am indeed the supreme god of this game world." The old man was quite suave as he pushed up his sunglasses. "Please call me Gramowo."

  "Just call me Old Master and that's it." Fang Xian wiped his mouth "This name is too cumbersome, it's more convenient to be called Tortoise Immortal."

  Ling'er was very polite and bowed to the old man: "Hello, Tortoise Immortal."

  The moon shot a professional glance at the old man: "Not bad, Old Man Ink's shades."

  "Just, whatever... You can also call me Owo, don't be like this."

  Ling'er pointed her finger at her lips and asked seriously: "Huh? Why didn't the Turtle Immortal have a turtle shell on his back?"

  Yuè Rú: "You old codger, your shirt doesn't fit and is out of style."

  "Whatever, call it whatever you want." The old man looked pleased, saying that a title was just a title after all. "In any case, I still have to congratulate you both on completing the game together and achieving a nearly perfect ending."

  "Isn't it?" Fang Xian furrowed his brow and asked, "Ling Er's monthly evaluation is perfect, isn't that a perfect score?"

  The old man solemnly mourned: "Youngster, because you were too high-profile in Nanzhao, the Black Miao people launched a general attack ahead of time. Also, because you didn't stay with Anu to protect her, this poor little girl died a glorious death."

  Ling'er lowered her head and felt sad: "Can't blame Gege, he's not a god, how can he take care of everything?"

  "It's heaven's will. Although I also regret for Anu, but since I didn't choose her... perhaps this is her fate."

  Never mind about these things.

  The old man brought over a pot of tea, took a sip from the spout and said, "Youngster, if you keep playing like that, aren't you afraid of losing your soul? If I were stricter, you might have already followed Yudian to summon Gul'dan."

  "Perhaps, I had no other choice at the time. The completion condition of the game was to sacrifice Rain, kill Moon Worshiper, and eliminate Water Demon Beast... I could only take a gamble, if possible, use Lao Po's power to eliminate Water Demon Beast, if not, borrow the power of Shu Shan 'Men' to eliminate it, or else, I would merge with it, maybe that also counts as eliminating it. If none of these worked, then I would have no choice but to ascend together with it."

  "Heh heh, if we ascend together, aren't you afraid that you'll really be gone for good?" the old man asked with raised eyebrows.

  "So that's the gamble." Fang Xian's eyes suddenly lit up, emitting a unique glow characteristic of tech-savvy individuals. "As a computer science major with some programming knowledge, if we follow program logic, conditional statements are executed in sequence. At the moment of ascension, I should be considered within the Xianxian world, so its rules take priority. When the Water Demon Beast entered the void, it should have first disappeared from the Xianjian plane before I ascended into the Demon Beast plane. Based on this basic logic, I should have completed the Xianjian game and triggered the ending condition before entering the Demon Beast plane, so the chances of winning are very high."

  "Actually using programming logic!" The old man raised his glasses again, taking it very seriously.

  "Haha, bitter 'forced' computer science major wasn't learned in vain! You damn thing is just a stinky 4T migrant worker haha!"

  The old man smiled lightly: "Fool, you're just lucky, the door is correct, but the rules of this divine space are not that simple."

  "What?!" Fang Xian was shocked and broke out in a cold sweat "What is that?! Is it Java?!"

  "This is the mood of Ben Shen!" The old man stood up and laughed wildly "Ben Shen wants to calculate what he calculates!"

  “……”

  “……”

  Fang Xian whispered to the two women: "It's definitely C++, he doesn't want to admit that I found out, let's give him some face."

  Ling'er nodded in agreement with Yu Ruqi.

  The old man "cut" in: "I'm too lazy to argue with you about these things. What's worth mentioning is that you finally figured out the 'path of sacrifice' and found a relatively perfect way to complete the game, which is pretty good."

  Ling'er and Yuè Rú both fell into contemplation at almost the same time: "The Way of Sacrifice"

  "Not bad, it's sacrifice. The entire Xian Jian game is just two words: sacrifice." Fang Xian's tone was quite transcendent this time, and he brought out his half-immortal aura again. "Throughout the entire game, there are sacrifices one after another. Snake Boy sacrificed himself to save Hu Li; Ji San Niang sacrificed herself for her late husband's will, for the rise and fall of the country; Cai Yi sacrificed herself for Liu Jin Yuan's sake, for our safety; Yue Ru was originally going to sacrifice herself to save Ling Er in the original storyline, but in our story, she drew her sword and killed herself in front of Jian Sheng for my sake. As for Ling Er, if it wasn't me fighting against the Water Demon Beast, she would have definitely chosen to make the ultimate sacrifice."

  "Well said, this is also the layer that Ben Sheng saw." The old man nodded in agreement. "In the game, the protagonist's beloved Zhao Ling'er and Lin Yue Ru both died because of sacrifice, but this protagonist has not yet reached this level of enlightenment, and he is still confused and killing people one by one until his loved ones leave... So, in my design, if you can do it to this step, you can use your sacrifice to replace the sacrifices of Ling'er and Yue Ru, and create a perfect ending. You haven't disappointed Ben Sheng's intentions."

  "Lazy brother", Ling'er pulled Fang Xian's arm hard, "I shouldn't have let you go at that time. If it were really Ling'er, I would rather die myself so that you can still go eat spicy hot pot with your sister."

  Fang Xian smiled and shook his head: "Sha Ling, do you still remember when Yue Ru cut her wrist? What she thought in her heart was no different from yours. You are both good wives. Moreover, Ah Nu is just lacking some of your determination, that's why she has never been loved."

  "The situation is different from what I told you, Ah Nu has died in battle with the Black Miao people, and for Ling Er's sake, he fought to gain precious time, this is also a kind of sacrifice."

  "Alright, alright, let's not talk about that anymore." The old man opened his arms wide. "The game is over, it's time to choose your rewards! Please select three items from the ones you have in your package!"

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