Three things that bring joy when heard and seen:

  "Alright, alright, let's not talk about that anymore." The old man opened his arms wide. "The game is over. It's time to choose your rewards. Please select three items from your package." "I've already thought of it!" Fang Xian happily pulled out a package.

  "This is it!" The old man's sunglasses must have widened his eyes "It's actually a burden!!!!"

  Ling'er murmured: "I've seen this bundle before, it was given by Li Dama back then."

  "Exactly, this is the package that should have been given to Li Daxia by his mother for him to roam Jianghu. Inside, there are the incantations 'Flying Dragon Probing Cloud Hand' and 'Ice Heart Incantation', as well as a few taels of silver, an iron sword, embroidered shoes, and a jade bangle! I'm such a genius!! Haha!"

  “……”

  "What's wrong? Why isn't anyone talking?" Lin Yue said, "You... are too petty-minded. You think this thing can be used as several things and you'll make a profit?" "No, no, no, my wife, you have to look at it this way," Fang Xian explained, "There are several types of items in the game: consumables, equipment, and special items."

  Consumables can only be used once, and looking at the consumables in this game, they're all poisonous or something, nothing too heaven-defying. At most, it's just a stealth potion, but ultimately, it can only be used once, so there's not much value in bringing it back. Looking at equipment, even if you bring it back to the real world, it's just an antique that can be sold, and it doesn't have any practical use. So we must try our best to bring special items back, like the "Flying Dragon Cloud Hand" manual. In the game, once you use it, you learn it immediately. If its function remains the same when brought back to the real world, I might gain supernatural abilities! This is the only way to achieve sustainable development!" Ling'er looked a bit stunned: "Idle brother, isn't this still just small-scale farming..." "Forget it, whatever." Fang Xian continued to take out the second thing he wanted to bring back - a cloth package!!!!!

  "This is a cloth bundle!!" The old man was shocked again.

  "Haha! I'm really too brilliant!" Fang Xian was somewhat too indulgent in his own intelligence. "Do you still remember the 109...the three delightful items that were in the well in Yangzhou at that time? Ji San Niang threw down the antique dealer's bundle first, and I received it then. When we arrived in the capital, I deliberately didn't go to exchange for the purple golden gourd, and on the way back, I didn't open it either, all for this moment!" Yue Ru asked: "Couldn't you have exchanged for the purple golden gourd directly and brought it back?"

  Fang Xianzhuang shook his head: "No way, there should be two things inside, the Purple Gold Gourd and the incantation to use it. If I open the cloth bag, I'll automatically learn the incantation when I get the gourd, so I won't be able to bring the incantation back to the present world with the gourd as an antique?" Ling'er asked more directly: "What's this gourd? Isn't it just equipment?" "Nonono! This is a vessel for refining demons. If I can bring this gourd and the Spirit Gourd back to reality, I'm looking forward to their performance! Old man, you won't regret it, haha!" The old man smiled ambiguously: "What Ben Sheng says will not change, the three items in your package, Ben Sheng will not go back on his word."

  Fang Xian continued to skillfully take out a third item: "Everyone knows this, in order for our child to safely drink milk powder, the poisonous pearl is essential. Actually, I originally wanted to bring back knowledge from the heavenly book, but unfortunately, in the excitement at Shu Mountain, I threw away that immortal book..."

  "Are you not considering the Tū Língzhū and Shuǐ Língzhū?" asked Yuè Rú.

  "I was going to try, but on the one hand, their effect is not very clear, and on the other hand, when it rained, I was separated from my wife and daughters. Those six spiritual beads must have been left behind by you guys according to your personalities."

  "Can the pearl still be recovered?"

  Ling'er exclaimed: "Wait? Didn't they scatter all over the place like Dragon Balls and become ordinary stones?! Turtle Hermit, you tell me, which one is it?"

  "Others call me Ou Wo." The old man didn't dwell on this topic anymore. "Alright, three items have been chosen, next are the four characters." Fang Xian raised an eyebrow at the two ladies: "Ladies, ask me, ah~"

  "Qie~" Ling'er raised her head "Must bring me." "Xian'er you're also arrogant."

  "Ah," Fang Xian said to the old master, "Moon Like Spirit is a must-bring, and I also want to bring Fang Mang."

  "Are you busy?!" Moon and Ling'er asked in unison "Your big brother?"

  "No, no, no, Ling'er, do you still remember that meal we had in Suzhou? Wasn't it delicious?" As soon as food was mentioned, Ling'er became very professional and nodded repeatedly: "Right, right, that was the best-tasting big meatball I've ever had." Yue Ru also reacted: "Are you talking about that retired imperial chef from Suzhou City?"

  Fang Xian was very pleased: "Not bad, this old brother has a broad vision, almost mastering all cuisines, back to reality is simply the top food director, his value can no longer be measured by money."

  "In comparison, those who seem to be strong in martial arts will actually be weakened a lot, and at most they are just thugs." The old man nodded, snapped his fingers, and a white fat boy smashed in from outside the window and fell to the ground with a thud.

  “……”

  “……”

  "There are unpredictable winds and clouds in the sky, people have joys and sorrows, partings and reunions, the moon has its phases of brightness and darkness, a fat pig is destined to be slaughtered, a rich man is bound to be cursed." The bald and chubby chef stood up comfortably "I'll do it for you all, what's going on?" "Ling'er and Ruyue, you tell him." Fang Xian walked over and pushed the chef aside, preparing to reveal the fourth person's name to the old master. "This extra spot came suddenly, I hadn't planned..."

  "Alright... you said Jiu Jian Xian, Tian Gui Huang, Jiang Wan Er and Gai Luo Jiao, which one would be more formidable if brought back?"

  The old man shook his head: "In my world, it should be the Wine Sword Immortal Tian Gui Huang who is more powerful. Jiang Wanni needs a long time to cultivate, and Gai Rou's poisonous skills are impressive, probably comparable to Old Stone's in his later years."

  "It's really a difficult choice" with a troubled look, turned around and asked "Ladies, who do you think should be the bodyguard?" "I don't need a bodyguard." "Idle brother is enough."

  The moon suddenly moved in her heart and asked the old man: "Can she?"

  "Alright." The old man was very calm.

  Fang Xian couldn't help but ask: "What level of conversation is this?"

  Soon, Fang Xian got the answer, and a delicate voice that was tender to the extreme entered his ears.

  "Damn it!!!"

  She turned her head and saw a kindergarten-level little loli bouncing into the house, wearing an adorable belly-baring top! Her eyes were as lively as those of anime characters! She was wearing tight shorts with black stockings on her lower body!

  Baby face, this is going against heaven!

  "This guy is actually..." Fang Xian was so frightened that he retreated two steps back.

  "Little fox, who dyed your hair like that? It looks great!" Ling'er ran over laughing and started to playfully mess with her hair.

  Little fox giggled: "Dry mother is more beautiful than Mei'er!" "Really clever" Ling'er's eyes narrowed into a group, and she desperately rubbed against the little fox.

  Moe and moe are indeed mutually attractive.

  Fang Xian cursed: "This guy has been wrapped in Doraemon's time cloth for two days! Where did this set of clothes come from? It's much better than Yu Zhu's aesthetic!" Yue Ru looked at Xiao Su Mei and also liked her very much: "Xian'er, bring her along, it can be considered as fulfilling Yu Zhu and Snake Man's wish. Otherwise, she would be wandering the world alone, and as a mother-in-law, I wouldn't be at ease."

  Xiao Su's eyes suddenly welled up with tears, shining brightly: "Is Dad taking me away..." Ling'er continued to pester: "Take take take!"

  "Keke" Fang Xian scratched his head "This has added another mouth to feed, how am I supposed to explain this... human trafficker or something... the neighbors will report me!" Su Mei's eyes became even more pitiful, filled with grievance: "Uncle, please take me out to see the world outside... I'll massage your back and wash your feet, I'll definitely serve you well, Uncle Feng" "Will you warm my bed?!" Fang Xian's tiger-like body shook, his eyebrows furrowed tightly.

  Su Mei lowered her head timidly: "It's definitely going to be okay, it's just that I'm a bit small, so I need to warm up for a while..."

  "It's you! I've been thinking of taking you over for a long time! For the great wish of my Snake Brother and Cui Sister, for that rational and inquiring heart! Come here, daughter, let Daddy hug you!" "Hmph" Just then, Su Mei's expression changed, her tearful eyes suddenly turned cold and stern, with a chilly smile... "Idiot, who would wash your feet?"

  “……”

  "What are you staring at me for? Hurry up, I want to go out and have some fun." Su Mei instantly gave him a dead fish stare again.

  "Old master, can it be changed?" Fang Xian asked woodenly as he turned his head.

  "What do you think?"

  "......, Niangzi, do you like this kind of thing too?" Fang Xian turned his head again, only to see Su Mei instantly return to her cute and playful demeanor, continuing to rub against Ling'er's chest.

  "Of course I like it, little fox is the most adorable!" Ling'er still squeezed her eyes.

  Fang Xian turned to Lin Yue Ru again: "Didn't you see it just now? Really didn't see it? This is a dark belly system Luo Li!" Lin Yue Ru was explaining the rules of the Taoist path to Fang Da Chu, and she was very into it.

  "This is a deep pit! This is the true transmission of the Eldest Sister's skill!" Fang Xian lay on the chair, "In vain I've been wandering in the world of swordsmen for decades, only to fall into this guy's hands."

  The old man clapped his hands to interrupt Fang Xian's lament: "Alright, the rewards have all been decided, it's time to announce them. Do you still have any wishes?" Yue Ru heard this and was taken aback, taking a deep breath: "I want to go back and take a look at the pumpkin." Fang Xian also looked melancholic for a moment: "Not just the pumpkin, I want to see everything again."

  The old man pulled out a newspaper, which was indeed a newspaper, the evening paper of that day.

  "You guys go ahead, I've already activated the teleportation function of the Xianjian sword, hurry up and come back." "Peng is just awesome." Fang Xian took two girls with him, first exiting the guest room, walking towards the carefree bedroom.

  As I walked to the door, I saw the Ding sisters coming out together, their clothes were very disheveled, and the skin exposed at the neckline showed a faint flush.

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