Wu Pen's work is perfect, Perfect Son-in-law Episode 4: Double Cannons Fire Together

  Thank you to Lazy_to_register, I'm dead, My family's universe, Super_dps1, Liang Xiaoke, Floating_over_the_wave, Jiang Jie Miss, Pure Mountain Spring, Cloud Peak Chewing Gum, *Shirt*, Gentle as water, Golden Sand Flowing Water, Dream Super Man, Smile_Smile_, Er San Li esl, Alone_ listening_to_songs, Wind Burning Paper Quietly, Sigh_Breath, Nangong ~ Noisy reward.

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  The little thief mouse lay in the haystack, lazily curled up into a big character shape.

  Xiao Wu sat on a rock, staring blankly at a straw on the ground, his eyes dazed and wooden, just like when he had first entered puberty.

  That old Wang who loved to chew on tree leaves, his eyes were always gazing into the mountain cave, listening to the two mountain bandits discussing their route to Taiyuan County.

  At this time, no one noticed the book boy. The book boy was adding dry grass to the earth stove on one side, and taking down the herbal medicine from his head on the other side, picking a leaf, tearing it open and putting it into the ceramic pot.

  Just a moment and I'll pour this pot of congee over these mountain bandits!

  However, Old Wang's eyes suddenly turned around and saw the bookworm's action, staring at him steadily.

  Oh no! The scholar's heart skipped a beat. If Old Wang were to expose him, he would be finished.

  The scholar threw the crushed herbal leaves in his hand into his mouth and started chewing, also smiling at Old Wang.

  That silly smile is as silly as it gets, as if telling Old Wang that I'm just learning from you.

  Old Wang's eyes turned back to the cave and took another look. When the scholar thought he had passed, Old Wang turned around again, his eyes narrowed slightly, and mouthed to the scholar: "I want ten taels!"

  What does he mean? Is it that he discovered his own little movements? Then this is not reporting, but wanting to blackmail himself and then give Old Wang ten yuan?

  Fine, since you want to sell out your teammates for money, I'll help you achieve that!

  The scholar smiled and nodded at him, Old Wang nodded in satisfaction, then turned his eyes to the cave, this time it was the scholar's turn.

  The internal contradictions of these mountain bandits are beginning to take effect.

  The scholar quietly spat the herbal medicine from his mouth along with his saliva into the ceramic jar, saying: "Let you, a stupid dog, touch my butt, let you have the idea of hitting my chrysanthemum, I'll make you drink my saliva, disgusting to death!"

  With Lao Wang's distraction, the two little bandits didn't even bother to take a look. The scholar quickly put all the picked herbs into the pot, and by the time the millet porridge was cooked, the herbs were all mushy inside.

  Old Wang took two bowls and came over to scoop up the porridge. He walked into the cave, "Big brother, second brother, dinner is ready!"

  A voice came from inside the cave: "Dinner's ready! I'm starving!"

  The scholar walked back to the tree and squatted down, two little bandits saw that the porridge was ready, both showed a greedy expression, drooling as they stared at the clay pot, but didn't dare to come forward.

  After a bowl of porridge time, the two dogs took the bowl out of the cave and laughed: "Today's meal is so fragrant, it's delicious!"

  Xiaoyan Zei heard this and hastily snatched the credit: "Thank you, big brother, for praising me. It was I who cooked it, it was I who cooked it!"

  The two of them spoke simultaneously.

  He glared at the two little bandits and cursed: "You have such skills, how come you usually cook so badly!"

  He walked over and kicked each one down!

  After beating the man, he walked into the pottery jar to drink porridge. After a while, White Face also came out and followed Er Gou to drink porridge. It seems that Jun Shi's status is not bad.

  He drank five or six bowls in a row before he was full. Er Gou and Bai Lian sat on one side to enjoy the cool breeze, while Xiao Si and Xiao Wu dared to go over and drink porridge. But Lao Wang knew that there was medicine in the porridge, so of course he didn't dare to drink it, and instead leaned against the tree trunk, chewing on leaves. However, normally he should have been competing with Xiao Si and Xiao Wu for food, but his abnormal behavior at this time caught their attention.

  "Old Wang, Neng isn't eating even rice today, is he ill?" asked Mu Nun's little five.

  Old Wang lazily waved his hand: "I have a stomachache, eating some leaves will make me feel a bit better."

  Xiao Si slapped Xiao Wu's head and scolded: "If he doesn't want to eat, then don't eat! If it's not his turn, then give his share to me!"

  Xiao Wu lowered his head and started eating with his head down.

  "Jun Xiucai, do you want to eat or not?" Er Gou's voice rang out.

  Are these two dogs so kind-hearted? They take themselves as hostages and when it's time to eat, they still need to ask if we want to eat or not. He asked this on purpose!

  The bookworm looked up and asked Er Gou: "What do you want to do?"

  "Heh heh heh..." Er Gou stood up, loosening his belt with both hands. This action, combined with the lewd expression on his face, made one feel a chill run down their spine. His eyes gazed dully at Shu Sheng, saying: "As long as you obey me, I'll give you food to eat."

  Full and warm thinking of Yu Yin, this beast is indeed going to take action on this "beautiful" piece of meat.

  Two dogs, Yin and Xie, were approaching Shu Sheng with a sly smile. At this time, he had just eaten the medicinal porridge not long ago, and the medicine had not taken effect yet. His body had just thawed out, and his physical strength had barely recovered. He wanted to fight desperately to save his own life, but it seemed like there was almost no chance of success! Oh no, would he really lose his life here?

  What kind of person am I? I'm a person who loves to protect festivals. For the festival, I can even give up my life!

  But... it seems that the soul energy is insufficient now, if I just crossed over and died immediately, the soul would exhaust its energy, and may not be able to cross over again or reincarnate...

  Alright, life and festivals, life is what matters most!

  "Don't come over, don't come over! The steward will bring the ransom!" The scholar pretended to be afraid and retreated, but soon leaned against the tree trunk, saying "I'm scared".

  Now we can only drag on, dragging until the medicine takes effect.

  The two dogs rubbed their paws on the chest of their black-haired master, saying with a sly smile: "I'll take the money, and I'll take the person too, hehehe..."

  "If I get hurt, you won't be able to afford the medical expenses..." the scholar threatened.

  "Haha...!" Second Dog patted his belly, "I'll help you wash your butt clean!"

  It's too cold! The scholar's face turned even paler, and he said: "I can have the steward send over ten handsome and beautiful young men for you, Nong. Don't think of me as your master, if you like women, I can also send some women over!"

  The two dogs stopped in their tracks, and the temptation of ten handsome men made his heart move, and he couldn't help but ask: "Really?"

  "Right, of course! How could I cheat you, big brother?" The scholar nodded happily.

  He fawned on several other mountain bandits: "When the time comes, let the steward send a few more, and all of you brothers can enjoy being surrounded by beauties!"

  The mountain bandits could hardly ever get enough to eat on the mountain, and as for women, they had never even seen one. Now that they heard a woman was coming, several of the bandits' eyes lit up, and they couldn't help but get excited. Little Fourth and Little Fifth's self-control were the worst, with their mouths full of porridge soup flowing out without them even realizing it, and even General White Face couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

  "Big brother, why don't we wait until he brings the woman over and then deal with him?" Little Fourth couldn't resist the temptation and advised.

  Xiao Wu nodded, his face full of expectation.

  Two dogs turned back and scolded: "You're just a weak woman, you don't even have the qualifications of two dogs! My evil fire is burning, who can come and extinguish my evil fire?"

  He narrowed his eyes and stared at Xiao Si, saying: "Xiao Si, come into the cave."

  "Ah?" Little Four hastily waved his hand and shouted: "Big brother, I went in last night, and now it's Little Five!"

  The little fifth said with a bitter face: "My asshole is festering, big brother doesn't like it!"

  "Who said that? I saw it heal up nicely, where's the pus? Nian is cheating on big brother..."

  "No, I..."

  Two little mountain bandits started quarreling.

  Although listening to these words, the dirty things inside the mountain bandits made people extremely disgusted, but they successfully delayed Er Gou. My own chastity is preserved, who cares about your chastity!

  The two of them quarreled for a while and still didn't come to a conclusion. Er Gou got annoyed and cursed, "Shut up, both of you! Come in together!"

  These words scared the two of them so much that their bodies began to tremble.

  A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a poor friend is not worth dying for. Now that both friends are about to die together, it's only wise to prioritize self-preservation and not be greedy for beauty. Little Fourth's eyes darted back and forth, and he quickly pointed at the scholar, saying: "Big Brother, it's better if Scholar White is still pure and clean, even if Big Brother has his way with him. As long as Scholar White's life is in Big Brother's hands, won't the Zhong family pay up? It's not like they're women, who would care about his chastity?"

  You shameless little rascal! The scholar cursed him a thousand times in his heart, and suddenly turned back, hating that he couldn't strangle him to death!

  The two dogs suddenly turned their heads, and Junxiucai was right in front of them. His eyes showed a dazed expression again, and his mouth said: "It's still Little Four who makes sense, hehehe, Junxiucai, hurry up and surrender to me!"

  The donkey's trick is exhausted, and it can't be delayed any longer. The scholar's life is about to be lost, his hand secretly reached into his clothes, his fingertips touched the flying knife, waiting for an opportunity to wipe it on Er Gou's neck later. If he loses his life, he will probably feel so disgusted that living would be worse than death.

  Cuckoo~~~~

  Suddenly a strange cry rang out.

  The two dogs' faces and eyebrows suddenly contorted, their mouths agape, but their teeth were tightly clenched together, as if they had a severe toothache.

  He covered his stomach with both hands and slightly bent down.

  Cuckoo~~~~

  Another strange noise, Er Gou hurriedly covered his buttocks with his hands and quickly turned around to run towards the woods.

  He pulled down his pants and ripped open his belly with a loud tearing sound.

  The medicine finally took effect, and Shu Sheng felt a sense of relief in his heart.

  But the others with white faces didn't know, they just saw Er Gou rushing to go up "beautiful color", as a result of taking off his pants was not going up "beautiful color", but pulling his stomach, it's really too funny!

  But Second Dog is their leader, and his usual sternness keeps them from laughing out loud.

  The white-faced man's face turned even whiter, and the two little bandits couldn't hold it in anymore, spitting out several mouthfuls of porridge.

  Bai Lian couldn't help but laugh, and soon his own stomach started growling too. He covered his belly and ran behind a large rock, where he made the same gurgling sounds as Er Gou.

  The two cannons fired simultaneously, and soon a foul odor wafted over.

  Everyone had to cover their noses, while the little bandits covered their noses and snatched the porridge.

  "You two are really starving ghosts reborn!" Er Gou walked back, tightening his belt while scolding Xiao Shan Zei.

  But he cursed and his face and eyebrows twisted again, the belt also loosened, and he quickly untied it while running back and forth, soon the rustling sound started again.

  Bai Lian walked back at this time, looked at Xiao Si and Xiao Wu, shook his head in disdain, then froze, and ran back to pull them.

  The two of them came and went, pulling their stomachs three or four times in a row. Their bellies were already empty, but their intestines kept contracting, with the urge to go getting stronger by the minute. They had no choice but to pull down their pants and squat there, letting the chrysanthemums spray yellow water.

  Xiao Si and Xiao Wu also joined the diarrhea army after eating for a while.

  Bai Lian's body shook, and the four people who ate the porridge all got diarrhea, while Shu Sheng and Old Wang, who didn't eat the porridge, were fine. Doesn't this prove that the porridge was poisoned?

  A thread of danger had sprouted in his heart.

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