Bus prose poem perfect fifth chapter poke hole hand
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"Big brother, there's medicine in the congee!" White Face hastily picked up the iron nail club on the ground and shouted to Er Gou.
Two dogs were taking off their pants, upon hearing this, his eyes which were like bronze bells snapped open, he casually pulled up his pants and grabbed the rusty knife that was leaning against the tree trunk. He took a step forward, but was suddenly overcome with a bowel movement, his feet involuntarily stopped moving. However, this was a matter of life and death, so he let the yellow water spray onto his pants and walked back holding the knife.
After three or four bouts of diarrhea, his strength was drained by 70-80%, and now when he walked, his legs were a bit shaky. He roared: "Who poisoned me?"
He knew that Old Wang and Little Shan were taking turns cooking, today was Little Shan's turn, so he directly turned around to the two Little Shans who couldn't get up from diarrhea, kicked them down, let them fall on their own shit, and scolded: "It's actually you two wanting to harm me, I'll chop you!"
"What?! Big brother, it wasn't me! It was Junxiu who cooked it, it was Junxiu who cooked it!" The two of them hastily pushed the scholar out.
At this time, the suspicious object with a white face was Lao Wang. He stared at Lao Wang tightly and, after hearing Xiao Shan Zei's words, he couldn't help but be stunned, asking: "Isn't it Lao Wang?"
"No, no, I don't dare!" Old Wang waved his hand, he didn't dare confront White Face and Second Dog head-on.
On that side, the little mountain bandits were all explaining that it was Junxiucai who cooked the porridge, and Bailian's wisdom had already made him focus his suspicions on Junxiucai.
Thinking back, this Junxiucai really had the motive. If it was indeed Junxiucai who did it, then from his previous act of pretending to be foolish and ignorant, Junxiucai's city is too deep, he actually hid himself so deeply that even he didn't discover it. Bailian couldn't help but feel a sense of danger emanating from Junxiucai that made him afraid.
The two dogs walked back and returned to Bai Lian's side, their eyes fixed on Junxiu Cai, barking: "Junxiu Cai, how dare you poison me?"
"No, no, no! How could I possibly drug Big Brother? I just saw that herb on the road and thought it would be good for digestion, so I picked some. Since Little Four and Little Five asked me to cook porridge, I thought this herb would make it smell better, so I added it in. See, didn't you think it smelled great earlier? It's delicious and easy to digest, Big Brother owes me one! " The scholar stood up, chuckling, as he pulled out two flying knives from his clothes.
It started with the two of them pulling each other's hair, and the scholar knew they would suspect him, so he had long been prepared. Now that they were both pulling so hard their feet were going soft, it was time for him to launch a counterattack.
It's clear that he is harming himself, but it's being said that it's a credit to himself, which makes Er Gou so angry that his two nostrils are spouting fire.
"I'll kill you!" Er Gou raised his knife and hacked at Shu Sheng with a fierce momentum!
Two dogs, because of anger, adrenaline surged, the force that burst out is also not to be underestimated, and now scholars cannot withstand it.
The scholar burst out laughing and ran into the mountain forest, laughing and saying: "Big brother, how can you repay kindness with enmity? You love to play with your butt, don't you? I'm helping you wash all your butts clean, so you won't be disgusted by shit when you're having fun!"
Two dogs and one knife chopped on the tree branch, pulled out to continue chasing the bookworm, scolding: "My asshole doesn't need washing, why give me diarrhea porridge?"
He is a person who is easily led into conversation and has no idea that the two are in an adversarial relationship, how can a bookworm be good for him.
"Since you've washed it clean, let others have a try too!" The scholar taunted, dodging and teasing his mind.
The two dogs were furious and cursed: "How dare you, go die for me!"
As he spoke, his knife flashed over and chopped into the trunk of the tree again.
But this time, he was out of strength when drawing his sword and surprisingly couldn't draw it out even after three or four attempts.
When this man was exhausted from diarrhea, when he was about to explode, he still had a few ounces of energy left. A robust person like Er Gou would be even more so. In order to make him exhaust these last bits of energy, the scholar provoked him with words and played hide-and-seek with him in the woods, causing him to waste his final energies on the trees.
At this moment, it was his last gasp, and the scholar wanted to seize this opportunity. With two flying knives in hand, he rushed forward.
His body was too weak to exert the strength of flying knives, so he could only use flying knives as a dagger. He used the Swimming Dragon Body Method and the Pointing Hole Hand Method to deceive the two dogs in front of him.
The two dogs felt a sudden dizziness in front of their eyes and the hands holding the knife handle suddenly hurt, so they had to let go of the knife handle.
The next moment, he felt more than a dozen places on his body being stabbed with a knife, lost control of his body, and fell down softly.
At this time, his wrists, elbows, shoulders, the back of his knees and ankles all had a blood mouth, spraying out fresh blood.
The scholar panted rapidly, this body was really too weak, just a few moves and it was almost unable to hold on. Not killing the two dogs, of course, was leaving them for their usefulness, now that they had already disabled his hands and feet, he would no longer be a threat to himself.
At this time, a gust of wind suddenly rose from behind, the scholar hastily dodged, and an iron nail rod fell down, hitting Er Gou's back, and the iron nail entered Er Gou's flesh.
The two dogs that had been whimpering pitifully on the ground let out a loud squeal, like pigs being slaughtered, as soon as their backs were stabbed, and then fainted.
The white face actually came to launch a sneak attack, originally also wanted to use words to stimulate him like playing with Er Gou, and then let him consume his energy in the forest. But the white face is not Er Gou, he will not be easily deceived. If this opportunity is missed, and he pulls up Lao Wang to deal with himself, that would be unlucky. Moreover, at this time, being so close to the white face, there is still a chance for counterattack, if leaving now, there won't be this opportunity anymore.
In the blink of an eye, the scholar made up his mind, lowered his body and pounced forward. One knife stabbed into the Bai Lian's kidney meridian point, preventing his adrenaline from bursting out in potential.
This knife made White Face feel as if all his strength had been drained from his body, and he bent down at the waist.
The bookish man didn't even have a chance to draw his sword, and with one kick, he kicked White Face's foot. Immediately, the other foot was clamped down by scissors-like legs, and with a twist, White Face's entire body was flipped into a dog-eating-shit posture, thudding onto the ground.
The scholar quickly stood up straight, grasping the dagger and stabbing it into White Face's shoulder. As he pulled it out, the blade twisted in the flesh once more. Following a set sequence, he struck at the elbow, wrist, one spot after another, swift and precise. With his left hand, he stabbed his right hand, shoulder, elbow, wrist; with his hands done, he moved on to his feet, knee pit, ankle. Each strike was accurate and deadly, and as White Face's limbs spurted blood from every joint, the scholar knew he had rendered him incapable of fighting back.
However, Shu Sheng did not relax, as Lao Wang still had two small bandits and threats on the other side, especially since Lao Wang hadn't eaten his congee.
He walked towards Old Wang, at this time the scholar's hands were covered in fresh blood, walking step by step slowly, like a demon king.
Old Wang had just seen the bloody tactics of Shu Sheng against Er Gou and Bai Lian, now seeing Shu Sheng walk over with a murderous aura all over him, he couldn't help but feel some fear, timidly begging for mercy: "Jun Xiucai, don't kill me, don't kill me..."
The scholar stretched out his blood-stained hand and said faintly: "Tie them up."
Although his voice was flat, it carried an irresistible power. Old Wang hastily replied, "Alright, I'll go bind him."
He hastily fetched a rope and tied up the two little bandits in the sandbank. The little bandit was so exhausted from diarrhea that he didn't have the strength to resist being tied up by Old Wang. After tying them up, Old Wang hurried over to ask for instructions from the scholar.
The scholar pointed at the remaining diarrhea medicine porridge and said: "Drink this porridge."
Old Wang's face turned pale and he exclaimed, "Junxiucai, this is sanguisorba leaf! You can't drink it, if you do, you'll get diarrhea so badly that your intestines will bleed!"
The scholar looked at him with a hint of surprise and asked, "Did you know from the beginning that this was a poisonous leaf?"
Seeing Old Wang nodding, it seems that people really become more mature with age and recognize more things.
Croton leaves are a powerful laxative, taking more than the prescribed dose can cause internal bleeding. However, croton leaves alone cannot exhaust someone in just half an hour. The scholar recognized another small flower and added it to the porridge as a medicine guide, which had a catalytic effect. Only then could the mountain bandits be exhausted in a short period of time, losing their strength, allowing him to succeed.
"Now that you know about Fan Ye, why don't you speak out?" asked the scholar.
Old Wang's eyes flashed with resentment, saying: "I know you want to poison Er Gou and Bai Hu Li, Er Gou and Bai Hu Li have never considered me a human being, I hate them!"
From his eyes, the bookworm knew he was telling the truth. It seems that no matter how low a person's status is, they cannot hurt his self-esteem. Otherwise, the person who was once looked down upon by you will be the one who kills you.
"Nan may evoke sympathy from me, but Nan must drink this porridge." The scholar said coldly.
Old Wang saw the fierce light flashing in the scholar's eyes, his body shook, and to save his life, he hastily said: "Good, good, I'll eat!"
Watching Old Wang finish a bowl of porridge and start on his second one, he walked back to Er Gou's side with ease.
The two dogs and Bai Lian were crippled with their hands and feet, groaning non-stop. The scholar squatted down in front of them and asked: "Who am I?"
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