Chapter 25: The Mighty Captor

  When I was wailing and crying, my ancestors suddenly appeared in front of me with a stern expression. In my heart, I secretly complained: "Why did you only show up now?" But unexpectedly, my ancestor gave me a slap on the head, and I immediately became stupid. With a mix of sadness and anger, I looked at my ancestor, feeling a sense of betrayal from one's own family, and suddenly my sorrow overflowed like a sea.

  "Mind your identity, mind your quality, a cultured person should speak with culture. This stupid thing is killing me, let me give my ancestors a good beating!" The ancestor shouted this sentence. Immediately, he supplemented with the "Reading Soul Technique": "Cui Ming, I, your ancestor, really can't bear it anymore. If it weren't for the system not allowing me to take action, I would have killed this thing long ago. It's simply infuriating, let me give you a hand, just consider it helping your ancestor vent some anger, or else I'll explode!"

  I nodded with tears in my eyes, biting my lip and bearing two panda eyes.

  Because I'm agile, this fat ghost can't catch me, and I don't have the confidence to hit him once, so we're surrounding Meng Po's cauldron, cursing and spitting and splashing soup. This shameless Li Xiaogang is showing off his wealth, bragging about his dad, and asking after my ancestors in a flustered tone. The curses are truly flowing like a fountain, the insults are pouring out like a landslide! Every word pierces the heart, every sentence is a torrent of abuse!

  If I were an ancestor, I would probably have died from shock.

  Ancestors, a black line on his face, the color of pig liver, directly tore open his throat and shouted: "I'm really fed up with this, tiger not showing off its might, do you think I'm a koala?! Cui Ming, your golden catching hand, it's all grown hair, hurry up and use it, continue to rub hands, make fire! Go and beat that blind thing to death for me! Oh right, first wipe clean your hands and arms, or it won't catch fire!"

  As soon as I heard these words, I suddenly realized that I was no longer the same person as before, and a kind of artistic courage and boldness surged up in me.

  "Hey, pause for a moment, halftime break!" I shouted at Li Xiaogang across the pot.

  No wonder, this method is quite effective. Li Xiaogang took off his clothes and shook them in the wind, his whole body covered with big blisters caused by my scalding hot soup. While crying and cursing, he said: "Damn it, when my dad was alive, he could hit whoever he wanted to hit, curse whoever he wanted to curse. I didn't expect that after he died, I would still run into a poor bastard like you... damn it, I must tell my dad about this... damn it, do you know who my dad is? He's Li Dajiang..."

  I took advantage of this gap to quickly wipe my hands clean on my pajamas and pants, rubbing them desperately. It's not easy to ignite after being sprayed with Li Xiaogang's saliva, the sound of "tutu" is not crisp at all. Until I rubbed my hands until they were scorching hot and almost blistered, I finally heard a "bang" and sparks flew out of my hands, my arms shining golden, and it was finally lit. If I had delayed for another hour or so, I would have been exhausted to death even if I hadn't been beaten to death. I continued to rub, afraid that the strong wind would blow out the sparks on my hands.

  "Alright, alright, it's already lit, don't say anything else! I'll make a scene for my ancestors! If it weren't for the system's cage, I would have killed him with my madness, and wouldn't even spare his father!" The ancestor was directly hoarse from being stimulated by this fat ghost.

  I made a beckoning gesture towards Li Xiaogang, and his calm demeanor was as if he had been possessed by the spirit of Little Dragon Brother.

  Circling around the pot, moving slowly forward, chest out and head held high, with a heroic air, a true knight-errant style.

  It seems that this fat ghost's brain is also made of fat, and it's clearly not working properly. Even after hearing that I have a secret weapon, it still recklessly comes at me to cut me down. As we speak, it pounces on me again. My two hands and arms burst into golden flames, and with my two swollen and enlarged hands, I easily grab onto this fat ghost's hand.

  I estimate that this temperature is imperceptible to me, but for this fat ghost it's even more scorching than fire, it's heart-wrenching and ear-piercing, wailing loudly, how can one describe the misery.

  "Paralyzed by the explosion, my chrysanthemum is still scalded by hot soup, and now you're burning me with fire? You despicable, shameless thing! Why don't we just engage in a war of words instead? I have a doctoral degree, bought by my dad!" At this point, seeing that his hands were effective, Li Xiaogang clearly wanted to back down. With my IQ, how could I possibly let him off?"

  This colorless, pickled thing, it's better not to mention this matter. When I think that after more than 20 years of hard work, I only have a bachelor's degree, while this fat guy in front of me is already a Ph.D., I suddenly become even more furious and lose control, my animal instincts bursting forth.

  Look at the ancestors, they are all in mid-air, making gestures and clenching their teeth, obviously wishing they could take action themselves. The ox-headed and horse-faced ones seem to have finished their opening moves, seeing me staring at them, they hurriedly did it again, I sighed that these two gentlemen's pre-fight preparations really took a long time. Meng Po has already relaxed her hands on her chest, looking at me with a charming expression, the ghosts queuing on the bridge are all watching, with a strong Chinese flavor.

  It's not easy to catch an opportunity to show off, and after being reserved for so many chapters, I must take action now.

  "Are you kidding me? Are you insulting my intelligence? You're a Ph.D. holder, aren't you?" I said to Li Xiaogang, who was clenching his right fist and grinning.

  Before the words had fallen to the ground, someone was already coming forward. I felt an inexhaustible force surging from my arms to my hands, and I let go of Li Xiaogang, swinging my hands like two red-hot golden hammers, pounding and scratching away. I used at least seven or eight different techniques from the "Twelve Character Truth", strictly following the ancestral method of the Shrew's Style. In the end, it still didn't feel satisfying, as if these two hands had an endless supply of energy. With one grab, I picked up Fatty like he was a toy, completely unlike his imagined weight. Various throws, various pounds, various stomps, and various kicks - completely without any rules, all improvised on the spot.

  Under the leadership of their ancestors, the ghosts began to cheer and applaud.

  I stopped halfway, put Li Xiaogang on the ground, and bowed to the fans with a fist and a bow, thanking them for their support. After stirring up the emotions, I continued to pick up Li Xiaogang and launched various moves, feeling extremely satisfied. Basically, except for using my mouth to bite, I've tried out almost all the moves I could think of, and this set of actions left me drenched in sweat, feeling refreshed and invigorated!

  Wait until I've vented my beastly desires, oh no, after getting tired and stopping, this fat ghost had already gone limp on the ground, with a face that looked like it had opened a dye shop, half-dead and crying.

  He cursed, "Wipe your ancestor's, paralyzed, my dad is Li Dajiang! My dad is Li Dajiang! You're the first to dare hit me, paralyzed..." I imitated my ancestor's style, bent down, and with a loud slap on Li Xiaogang's forehead, he fell back and lost his breath. As I turned around, I said coolly, "This slap represents my ancestor, you can insult me, but not my ancestor, you should pay the price for your foolishness!" Seeing my ancestor's satisfied look, I said to the still-fighting Niu Tou Ma Mian, "I'll leave it to you two."

  To be honest, this scene that has appeared countless times in my mind is really too exciting when it happens, and even thinking about it now is still very thrilling!

  The ox-headed and horse-faced man is now grinning from ear to ear, it seems he has finally found an opportunity to show off. After so long a period of preparation, the activity has finally come to an end, and this is just the beginning.

  I'm all ears with the sound of mooing and neighing, these two famous ghostly guards seem to have used up all their broadcasting skills, what bull horn butting, what horse hoof kicking, the most ruthless is the horse riding on the cow's shoulder and jumping down with a crushing blow, I rely on it, being knocked down by a falling horse has this effect, Li Xiaogang directly fainted.

  It seems that these two are not good men and believers either. Seeing Li Xiaogang, who had no reaction, they went up and gave him a fire seal, and the words "bad egg" appeared on Li Xiaogang's face in an instant. After covering it, Niu Tou Ma Mian kicked Li Xiaogang into the Blood River Pool with one foot.

  "Think of my great Yin land, justice is clear, all are ruthless, who dares to be presumptuous again? See or not, this is the end of disturbing the land. Those who dare to make trouble, no matter if your father is Li Dajiang or Li Laogang, will be beaten into Li Xiaojian! Remembered?"

  I saw a ghostly figure spitting on the bridge and I quickly dodged to one side, afraid of being mistakenly hurt.

  After thoroughly defeating Li Xiaogang, I spat some saliva onto my palm and rubbed my hands together, causing the golden light to gradually fade away. The two ox-headed horse-faced demons grasped my hand excitedly and said: "It's rare for us to meet such a fierce ghost citizen, which has resulted in our lack of exercise. Thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart!" I casually waved my hand, not taking any clouds with me.

  It's not bad to say that after this vent, I'm really happy and relaxed! My waist doesn't ache anymore, my legs don't hurt, my brain doesn't even cramp, and even my IQ has returned to most of my brain. If I could often meet a Li Xiaogang who makes me feel good, life would be wonderful, just thinking about it is exciting. Looking at the extinguished Xuanwu Golden Flame on both hands, I think that from now on, I'll be the legendary Ghostly Fearsome!

  At this time, the ancestor walked over. "The blind second generation just now is really a freak. If it weren't for our underworld's regulation that prohibits leading cadres from using violence, I would have torn him to shreds."

  The ancestors showed their intention, and Ox-Head and Horse-Face continued to work. After throwing a flirtatious glance at Meng Po, the little accident at the Naihe Bridge came to an end.

  Walking on the Yellow Spring Road, the ancestor said "See that? This is the intensity of the devouring underworld catcher. You still complained about the smell when I let you eat the Blood River Dan pill. This Blood River Dan will increase the firepower of the Xuanwu flame in your hands by N times. Capturing ordinary yin ghosts is no problem, just use it according to my method and play with your life. However, remember not to use it in a cold and humid place, it's too damp and hard to ignite.

  Also, just now during the actual combat, many of your moves were not standard. As the saying goes, "Kung fu comes from life and is higher than life." In the future, you should often observe and learn from scenes of shrews fighting. If you can seriously study those moves, that would be the most perfect interpretation of this "Twelve Character True Speech".

  If you encounter evil spirits, go ahead and scratch them with confidence, the effect is guaranteed to be very good! If it accumulates to a certain extent, releasing a qigong pellet is also possible!"

  As soon as I heard the ancestor's words, I looked at the gradually fading golden arm and was overjoyed. That divine turtle-like skill has always been my dream since I was young!

  Thinking of my heroic appearance just now, I suddenly felt a surge of courage and said boldly: "Ancestors, when it comes to lifting the curse of the Ten Souls, at first I didn't have any idea, but with this skill, lifting the curse is a small matter that can be entrusted to me without any problem. If I don't succeed, I won't be a human being! I want to prove what kind of breed our Cui family is! I want to rewrite the fate of the Cui family!

  As I spoke, I rubbed my hands on my pajamas, feeling a sense of righteousness and a hint of evil intentions.