Chapter 62: The Trilogy of Becoming a God - The Ultimate Trash Person Nine

  When it comes to the art of scolding, everyone should have heard a saying that goes like this: faithful words are hard to hear but beneficial for conduct, good medicine tastes bitter but is beneficial for illness. What we need to do is to put sugar coating on the shell of the cannonball, and add a layer of sweet wax to the bitter but effective medicine.

  Because today's children are relatively fragile, we don't know how to use artistic means to deal with the rod of correction. It may make him enlightened, but it is more likely to make him give up. What we want to convey is positive energy, not malicious and vicious people who suspect of killing newcomers.

  So, the premise of scolding people is to learn how to praise them. Wudalang classmate, you come and talk about your views.

  Wu Dalang is now more and more like a fish in water, habitually scratching his big fat butt, saying: "A writer's vanity is relatively strong, and they are all relatively self-loving. No matter how bad a book is, if you seriously look for it, you can always find a bright spot the size of a sesame seed or a green bean. What you need to do is to compare this weak bright spot to the sun, and say that it's like the stars surrounding the moon... it's already completely impossible to describe Mr.'s great talent... You are the sun! I, Wu Dalang, admire you as endlessly as the Yangtze River..."

  Mr. Hao waved his hand and Wu Dalang sat down with a embarrassed expression, covering his mouth with his hand; otherwise, if this fool was allowed to continue, the class would be ruined.

  Mr. Hao said calmly that Wu Dalang's classmate did a good job, what is art? Art is to deepen everyone's impression and make reasonable exaggerations.

  So, the art of flattering people can make a small bright spot like sesame seeds and green beans be likened to the sun, but that effect is not the best because it's too fake. Others can see at a glance that you're just trying to curry favor. That loses the charm of art and only adds some common vulgarity. If you use such a fake sugar coating to wrap your poisonous tongue, I reckon the author would definitely beat you up if they were next to you!

  We can do it like this, that is to take their sesame green beans' bright spots and reasonably exaggerate them, for example, exaggerate them into a starry fire, which is completely acceptable.

  But what we are going to do next is to make the author understand that a single spark can start a prairie fire!

  Clap, clap, clap... Wu Dalang excitedly clapped his hands and fanned his face, saying that it was really well said. Hehe, this foolish Wu Dalang immediately thought of applying this method to flirting with girls, which is also a kind of insightful thinking!

  We are mainly to cure diseases and save people, let the author understand what his strengths are, and reasonably amplify these strengths, and then extend them. Every author has dreams, but the hardships of real life force the author to bury their dreams deep in their heart. We are kindly digging out the author's dreams again, making the author's heart broad and bright, releasing accumulated energy, which can shine brightly. When a strength grows as big as the sun, even if there are some black spots on top, it is still a beauty spot, just like a beauty mole, adding this black mole makes it even more beautiful.

  Haha, see or not, the art of scolding is right here. You turn his shortcomings into beauty spots, and he still dares to argue with you, then you can beat him up.

  Wow wow wow......, great great great, this kind of scolding art is really amazing, the one being scolded completely enjoys it, we want to hear this kind of scolding every day!

  Okay, let's take a new author, Hei An's work "God-level Rubbish King" as an example. The first few tens of thousands of words are just like Coca-Cola, it tastes great at first but after a few burps, it's gone. This is what we want to advise Hei An about, however, if you say it directly like that, Hei An isn't a fool, he'll naturally understand that you're saying his article lacks depth and only knows how to pursue a "cool" factor.

  The result is that those truly layered readers are excluded, and this book, if it continues to be in the style of the first few tens of thousands of words, may have been lucky enough to advance to the ranks of fire books, but it will never be a red book. No matter how exciting a book is, if it doesn't have a profound connotation that can make people remember it even in their old age, then it's impossible for it to be called a red book. The goal of "God-level Trash King" should be to first become a fire book and then a red book. It should achieve a depth that is etched in one's bones, that is, "God-level Trash King", even if you die, you have to read it!

  Bang bang bang……, if we describe the prospects of this book like this, it would be a bit too much to say that the previous tens of thousands of words are a little too flowery, but that's still a minor flaw, and flowery writing also has its own killing power, which is being easily accepted by readers. "God-level Trash King" just lacks an extraordinary opportunity, otherwise, it would have soared to great heights long ago.

  Haha, our flattery has become so artistic that I don't believe that glutton can still refuse.

  Ye Qing's eyes were already brimming with tears, coughing, Teacher Hao's class can't be listened to, people with heart problems might faint after listening. Ye Qing had cried several times in this one class, laughed countless times, fortunately, Ye Qing was a cultivator, his physique and nerves could still withstand it.

  Mr. Hao drank several more mouthfuls of tea, and the students below couldn't take it anymore, some had already started hugging each other, slapping faces, and grabbing hair, this is a rhythm that's going to blow people up!

  "Unexpectedly, Teacher Hao pressed his hand and said: 'Children, don't be excited, I've talked too much, my mouth is a bit dry!'"

  Haha... Teacher Hao is the best!

  What we're going to talk about next is the sense of rhythm in a book. Some new friends, hey, the number of words isn't small, three thousand words per chapter is no problem, haha, and it's only divided into three paragraphs.

  Haha... this is nothing, I've seen whole chapters without paragraphs before, this is a suffocating pace!

  Classmates, there are only three things that make up the rhythm of a book. One is long and short sentences, one is punctuation marks, and one is paragraphs.

  We advocate for a paragraph to consist of one or two sentences. An article written in this style will neither be too loose nor tiring to read.

  But that's not all, clever use of segmentation can enhance the rhythm of an article. To put it this way, when the plot is tense, segment more, best with one sentence per paragraph.

  If it's a scenic or lyrical description, it can be a bit longer. That way, the reader will have time to brew up enough emotions and the plot of your book will leave a deeper impression.

  Long and short sentences are not ancient words, but real long and short sentences. Similar to the logic of segmentation, when the plot is tense, use more short sentences, speed up quickly, like a celestial being flying in from outside, swooshing in an instant, making the opponent's and reader's chrysanthemum tighten suddenly!

  Haha... Bang bang bang...

  When describing lyrical or scenic scenes, it's better to use the long and winding sentence structure of a rainy alley. Wu Dalang hopes to meet a girl as lovely as a lilac flower.

  Haha... Bang bang bang...

  Alright, let's talk about the use of punctuation marks again. Some newcomers like to misuse special symbols, which can be seen from some penguins' nicknames.

  No matter how unusual your online name is, no one will say anything about it. However, using so many strange symbols in your book not only makes it impossible to spread wirelessly, but also greatly offends editors and readers. This must be the rhythm of courting death!

  To know, a truly good chef is one who can turn ordinary vegetables and tofu into a culinary delight.

  So, as long as you master the most basic commas, periods, question marks, and ellipses to a level of perfection, the rhythm of your article will naturally emerge.

  Alright, classmates. Next, let's talk about how to create a great novel. I believe everyone has already read my work "How to Create a Great Novel" carefully. However, what I'm going to share with you now is something I've just researched recently, and it's something that can't be found in any book in the entire universe.

  Clap clap clap...... This must be applauded, even if we can't create a classic red book, being able to produce a bestselling book every two years is still a great deal.

  Everyone's emotions are high, and their waists are straighter than a javelin. It seems that everyone's desire for creating awesome articles is really not ordinary!

  Moreover, Ye Qing also released his divine sense, including the abnormal heartbeat of Teacher Hao. Ye Qing didn't plan to let him off either. He had already made up his mind to learn how to write a great novel, so that not only could he accelerate his own pace towards becoming a network deity, but also help more new authors and friends. As for making money or not, it didn't matter, since the globally sought-after black card was full of money anyway. The key point was that one must be happy to help others; otherwise, how could one level up?

  Mr. Hao took a sip of tea and said, "Where there's desire, there's suffering; without desire, one is strong." This can only be applied to the author himself, you can't ask the reader, hey, that bookworm, don't have too high expectations for this book, or else you'll suffer greatly.

  Who's got a problem here? Spending money on books and getting scolded is not as pleasant as giving up on literature directly.

  You can't ask readers to be without desires, they are all men and women in the mortal world, what's the point of practicing those things? Asking people to read a book and also cultivate some kind of desireless and effortless Taoist skills is unscientific!

  For the thrilling and exciting plot of slapping in the face, the big, medium and small micro-style abuse of opponents or self-abuse, exaggerating the strength of opponents, and then killing them after they have made their ultimate move, etc. These old-fashioned methods, I have repeatedly explained in my humble work, you can also search for them on Baidu, so I won't repeat them here.

  Everyone, listen carefully. I'm about to reveal the secret to writing a great novel that is unparalleled in the entire universe... Ah, it seems your emotions aren't high enough yet? Let me take a few sips of tea first!