Chapter 61: The Trilogy of Becoming a God - The Ultimate Trash Person Eight

  A book that has advanced to the Realm of Immortal Transformation is already an invincible existence in the mortal world. Those popular books with millions of clicks are all at this level. The key is, how can a book at the Nascent Soul level advance to the Invincible Existence of the Immortal Transformation level?

  This topic may be too far away from everyone, most people's books haven't even been signed yet. Except for those two who do online marketing, only Ye Qing listened with great interest.

  Mr. Hao's class would never have such an awkward situation where it just stops abruptly. Wudalang, how do you think about this issue?

  Wu Dalang habitually pinched his big fat butt and said, "In my opinion, a writer who doesn't want to be a great god isn't a good writer!"

  Clap, clap, clap... and it's Mr. Hao leading the applause again. In this class, under Mr. Hao's deliberate promotion, Wu Dalang can be said to have shown off his skills. It seems that Wu Dalang indeed has some talent, as long as he is given a foothold, this fool dares to turn the universe upside down.

  Mr. Hao took a sip of tea, his face serious: "Children, it's not enough to just strive to have the heart of a great god. We must have a broad vision and a good strategy, be able to serve as an emperor's teacher or a humble merchant. Just like the legendary dragon, when it rises, it swallows clouds and spits out fog, calls the wind and summons rain; when it hides, it is hidden in the grass, without shape or form. We are all descendants of the dragon, we have such potential!"

  Bravo!... must give applause, Teacher Hao always manages to stir up everyone's hearts that are about to get tired at the right moment. And this kind of effortless move is even more a reflection of Teacher Hao's invincible presence in the teaching field.

  Fellow students, even if you've gone through countless hardships and finally succeeded in writing a bestseller, it's just the beginning. With superhuman willpower, you'll face ridicule and criticism from those around you, endure inhumane loneliness, and continue to write tirelessly until you've formed a solid foundation, and finally have a stable income. That's when you'll reach a turning point, and I'm speaking from personal experience.

  That book of mine that you all know about should be considered a Yuan Ying level book, but no matter how hard I work and no matter how much everyone comes to support it, it is impossible for it to advance to the Hua Shen existence. This is a pain in my heart, even a kind of fate.

  Classmates, do you know what kind of data is required for a book to reach the level of "Hua Shen"? It needs to have 100,000 die-hard fans and 1 million ordinary fans. This kind of data cannot be achieved just by rallying a hundred or so people to cheer for you. Your book itself must have a kind of cohesive power that attracts powerful figures from all sides to support you. Your book should not only bring enjoyment but also inspiration to readers, making them feel like they've gained something from reading it.

  Established your own fan group, canvassed for votes, formed a penguin group, and advertised everywhere. Those things may have a ripple effect, but to make your book consistently popular, you still need to work on the content of the book itself.

  Alright, first let's impart to everyone the Three Chapters of Certain Death.

  Whether a book can be popular or not, the first three chapters are what I call the "fatal three chapters". For an unknown book, the maximum limit that readers can tolerate is the first three chapters.

  If your book can't even produce a dazzling highlight in the first three chapters, then I'm absolutely dropping it. Who has that much time and energy to waste on this?

  However, whoever writes it will be a process of gradually improving writing skills. So, every time you feel that your writing level has reached a new level, modify and refine the first three chapters again, on the premise that the foundation cannot be moved, but some suspense that was not thought of before can be buried in advance. A book without suspense is disrespectful to readers, readers need their own guesses and judgments, until they see the later chapters, the answer is either a heroic insight or an unexpected surprise, both are the reader's delightful continuation point.

  Of course, this is just a small trick, and you also need a lot of... what? No time. Wu Dalang, classmate, talk about your views on this issue.

  Wu Dalang this time surprisingly didn't grab his butt, but instead used the same chubby hand that had grabbed his butt before to scratch his own chubby cheek and said: "Observe its general outline, don't seek too much detail!"

  Clap, clap, clap... Teacher Hao led the applause and said, "Well said! As a person who aspires to become a god, whether you want to be a great writer or a successful entrepreneur, you must have the ability to read extensively. Otherwise, even if you are extremely talented, without material, it's like a skilled cook with no rice to cook!"

  Do you know Da Shen Tomato?

  Ahhhhh...... Slurp slurp slurp...... I love eating, Tomato is mighty......

  It seems that the fans of Da Shen are indeed everywhere. In our current class, more than half of them are fans of Fan Qie. Teacher Hao calmly said, "Our great writer Fan Qie has recently stopped updating for five days due to feeling unwell and is intentionally seeking inspiration. This spirit of being responsible to readers is truly worthy of our respect and learning!"

  Clap...clap...clap..., this time everyone applauded while tears flowed.

  Who knows the hardships of writers? The legendary great god Tomato, even needs to stop updating for five days to accumulate inspiration. Shouldn't we newcomers work harder?

  The higher you climb to the pinnacle where it's hard to breathe, the harder it is to take a step. Because, as a super great god, just like the stars surrounding the moon, countless people are staring at you, and although there are many true fans, there are also many who are jealous and resentful, so you must be careful with your words and actions, and if you make even a small mistake, it will be irreparable!

  So, at our current stage, as long as you have a heart of a great god and a sense of responsibility to your readers, you can write wildly. Your writing may not be elegant, but I'm telling you, only by reading more, writing more, and thinking more, can you steadily improve.

  Here, I want to praise an author, he is the writer of "God-level Waste King" - Dào Xī. He amazingly achieved daily updates of 20 chapters, which has exceeded the limits of human capabilities. I even suspect that he himself is a cultivator (practitioner of spiritual arts), this is my intuition, and my intuition is usually very accurate.

  Ye Qing took a deep breath, and Wu Dalang also took a deep breath. It seems that hiding his true identity from Teacher Hao is still very necessary. Otherwise, Teacher Hao's terrifying intuition would be truly chilling!

  So, the secret to my writing becoming a mystery is to determine the direction, write bravely, and don't worry too much about exceeding the word limit. What you should care about is that your writing level will definitely improve with your continuous writing, and your hard work will also be rewarded.

  Don't be too calculating, don't threaten readers by saying you'll increase updates based on the number of recommendations or monthly tickets. I think many readers have a sense of this in their hearts - if you update diligently and your articles are excellent, even if you don't say anything, readers will still support you. If you're always petty and calculating, not only does it go against the cultivation of a great author's mindset, but readers absolutely won't buy into it either. Only when you genuinely take responsibility for your readers will they unconditionally support you!

  Ye Qing listened with tears in her eyes, what a wonderful speech! To be a diligent writer, to be a responsible writer to readers. If you're just trying to gain fans' attention, that's actually a misunderstanding. When you honestly update and write more brilliant articles, your fans will naturally flock to you. At that time, not only will you gain fame and fortune, but also the fans' value will come to you like snowflakes gently falling.

  Mr. Hao took another sip of tea and said, "I let you start from the worst kind of person, it's to put a coat on your soul, so you won't be afraid of coldness, loneliness, and silence, ignore everything outside, focus only on writing books that help people ascend."

  Clap, clap, clap... Throughout this lesson, everyone's applause basically didn't stop. Ye Qing also gained a deeper understanding of the extreme waste people. That is, once you've determined your direction, no matter how many people applaud, you won't be proud of yourself. No matter how many people mock you, you won't lose heart either. Always maintaining an indomitable fighting spirit, stepping on piles of white bones, advancing towards the altar.

  Classmates, I hope you put aside your face, trample your dignity underfoot, and throw your integrity to the ground. Whatever is beneficial for us to become gods, we will do without hesitation. Whatever is not beneficial for us to become gods, can all go to hell!

  Clap, clap, clap... The auditor who did network marketing couldn't take it anymore and started to raise his hand to speak. He said: "My name is Wang Po, I do online book marketing. I want to extend my own motto: anything that helps me become a god of network marketing, I will do without hesitation. Anything that doesn't help me become a god of network marketing can all go to hell!"

  Well said! Clap, clap, clap... Teacher Hao led the applause and told everyone, "See? No matter what industry you're in, this sentence is a universal truth that applies everywhere!"

  Mr. Hao took three sips of tea and said, "We've discussed dressing up as a beggar, making crazy visits to book friends, having the heart of a great god, writing tirelessly, putting on armor for our souls... Now let's talk about the key point in becoming an extreme rotten person: scolding others and being scolded..."

  Wow... classmates must be excitedly pulling their hair and clothes, really, never seen Teacher Hao drink three mouthfuls of tea in a row before, crazy, truly crazy, this must be the rhythm of serious explosive news! The enthusiastic applause from everyone has already interrupted Teacher Hao's next words.

  Teacher Hao pressed his hand and said that getting along with people is like shouting loudly in a valley, what you shout out is what you'll get back as an echo.

  Here, I ask you to scold people, of course, scolding is not the purpose, our goal is to be scolded. I want you to have sharp eyes and use your poisonous tongue to pierce those pretending to be cool!

  Seeing everyone's stunned expression, Teacher Hao had no choice but to ask, "Wu Dalang student, what do you think about this matter?"

  Wu Dalang bit his thick lips and said, "When we scold people, not only will there be no dirty words, but it's also not really scolding. We're just poisonous tongues, stripping away all pretenses, pointing out the fatal flaws of a book with one needle, making the author feel like they've been hit on the head, maybe he'll suddenly realize his own path to success! Moreover, we're doing this for ourselves too, we're scolding people with one needle, haha, hoping that he can respond in kind, helping us get hit on the head too, so we can find our own path to success!"

  Clap, clap, clap... Everyone applauds for Wu Dalang. This Wu Dalang is performing exceptionally well today! He's just like the pinworm in Teacher Hao's belly - not only does he have a clever mind, but he can also make connections and come up with multiple ideas at once!

  Teacher Hao pressed his hand and said, "Wu Dalang's answer is very good, but it still lacks the art of scolding. Hehe, be careful or he'll beat you up! Next, let's talk about the art of scolding!"