The Fourth Volume Chapter Seven (Part Two) Strange and Quaint

  After sitting in silence for a while, Gu Li finally couldn't sit still anymore and grumbled: "In the middle of the night, where did this little rascal come from to disturb people's dreams? Speak up, who are you looking for?"

  I said expressionlessly: "It's very important to eat a full dinner, no wonder Guri can't grow tall."

  Kuri's expression stiffened for a moment, and he looked at me saying: "Tonight, we seem to have caught an old man with the surname Hua, and a little girl who likes to fart randomly. Are you Lin Fei?"

  I continued to bluff calmly: "The wok is still not clean, don't put the rice in the pot."

  "What are you talking about, you little scamp?" Gu Li was so angry that he puffed out his cheeks and glared.

  I said calmly: "Remember, I'm twenty years old this year. Not nineteen, not eighteen, but twenty."

  His eyes bulged out, staring straight at me for a long time. Suddenly, he burst into laughter and kicked his legs wildly: "Interesting, interesting! Every time someone asks me something, I always ramble on and get them half-dead with anger. Now it's my turn to taste this feeling, hmm, interesting, very interesting!"

  "Now we can talk business, right?"

  Guri smiled and looked at me for a while, nodding repeatedly: "Okay, okay. But before that, you have to answer a question for me. If you answer correctly, I'll tell you where Huashengpi is."

  "Speak up." I glanced at the sky, my heart burning with anxiety. In a little over an hour, it would be dawn, and I still had to rush to Dacheng City. Haiji must be frantically searching for me too.

  "What is round? What is circular? What is pointed?"

  "Isn't that easy?" Before I could think, Hua Sheng Guo took a step forward and said impatiently: "My tummy is round and round, my navel is ring-shaped, what's the pointy one...pointy, pointy, it's..." His eyes lit up, he lifted his pants and shouted loudly: "My little chicken is pointy!"

  I almost didn't catch my breath, Da Hu said hesitantly: "It should be a bamboo hat. The top of the bamboo hat is pointed, the surrounding bamboo strips are in circles, and the edge of the bamboo hat is round."

  I nodded secretly. Although Da Hu looks like a little girl, his brain is still useful. Who would have thought that Gu Li shook his head solemnly: "Wrong!"

  I was taken aback: "Then what did you say?"

  "Cow dung is round, sheep dung is ring-shaped, and bat dung is pointed!" Guli pointed at the stool on my shoe and laughed loudly: "So I said you're a toilet, not wrong at all!"

  "Ha! So it was you who made those stinky big turds!"

  "Can you blame anyone for your lack of knowledge? That mouth is actually a type of insect from the demon world, called Shi Ke Lang Jun. It loves to swallow feces. You guys just took a stroll in its intestines, wasn't it delicious? Hmm, so fragrant, so fragrant!" His nose twitched with excitement, unable to contain his joy.

  I thought to myself, Gu Li was obviously playing tricks on us and had no sincerity. It's better to capture him first and torture him severely, then ask him about the whereabouts of Huashengpi and his gang.

  With a fake smile, I approached Guri and said with a pleased expression: "Old gentleman, there's something I'd like to ask you." Suddenly changing my face, I performed the charming dance, kicking Guri in the lower abdomen with one foot. Immediately afterwards, my left arm transformed into an iron chain, tightly binding him.

  Kuri's face turned green with pain, he arched his back and covered his crotch with both hands. I flipped him over to the ground, stepped on Kuri and shouted: "Hand over the peanut skin, or else you'll be in big trouble!"

  "Old companion, where have you gone to die? My descendants' roots are going to be pulled out! Old companion, come quickly! If you don't come, you'll become a widow!"

  A sharp whistling sound pierced the air above, and a red figure plunged down from the top of the pavilion. Before they could get close, I punched the ground with one fist, and the Six Ding Jia Yu technique split into six fist shadows that struck out repeatedly. The opponent dodged four of the fist shadows in a row but was hit by the last two, stumbling to the ground. Seizing the opportunity, I pulled Hua Shengguo and Da Hu to my back, not giving the opponent a chance to grab them and threaten me.

  The red shadow fell to the ground and suddenly disappeared. Then, I heard Gu Li's gnashing teeth and shouting: "Dead old woman, this little brat is very sinister and treacherous, be careful."

  I activated the Mirror Pupil Secret Technique, scanning my surroundings to try and find where the other person was hiding. Just now I vaguely saw the appearance of the red shadow, it was an old woman, stout and rough in build. From Gu Rong's tone, she should be his wife.

  "Come on, let's talk about the conditions." I glanced around several times with my eyes, but didn't find anything, and couldn't help feeling puzzled.

  "Come out, everyone, let's talk about the conditions." A hoarse and aged voice suddenly rang out, coming from behind the pillar. I didn't hesitate to swing my fist, "Boom", shattered stones splashed everywhere, the pillar broke in half and fell to the ground, a corner of the pavilion's roof 'crashed' down bricks and tiles. In my clear and mirror-like vision, there was no one behind the pillar.

  Even the Mirror Pupil Secret Path can't detect each other, I know it's a bit troublesome. Now this person is hiding in the dark, we are completely passive and beaten. Moreover, I still have to take care of Huashengguo and Dahu. For now, the only way is to lure him out first, and then capture him with lightning speed. I deliberately released some soft words: "If you have something to discuss, come out first. Since we agreed to meet here, we should see each other, right? What do you want from me? Just speak up!"

  "There's something to discuss, you come out first. Since you've invited me here, we should meet each other, right? What do you want from me? Just speak up!" The old voice suddenly sounded in front, then drifted behind, wandering and uncertain.

  "I sneered: 'Learning from others is a turtle.'"

  "Learning from others is a turtle." The other party also let out a cold laugh.

  I and the peanut fruit, big tiger face to face, Gu Li proudly laughed: "My old partner is called strange, most likes to learn from people. If you provoke her, she will follow you every day, learning from you until you are annoyed to death."

  I let out a cold snort, if soft doesn't work then I'll use force. One punch fiercely struck Gu Li's abdomen, the pain made him wail loudly. As long as I beat Gu Li mercilessly, I didn't believe his partner wouldn't show up.

  "Are you dead, old companion? Won't you even lift a hand to save me? Could it be that you see this little white face is so handsome, and want to collude with him to harm your own husband?" Gu Li shouted in a state of utter disarray.

  I didn't hold back, and punched at Guri again. With a "sizzling" sound, my fist made contact with Guri's body, as if it had been thrust into scorching hot coals, and a small patch of skin was scorched yellow. Guri let out a loud, maniacal laugh, and his entire body erupted in flames, transforming into a fiery wheel that spun around in circles, with laughter continuously emanating from within the wheel.

  I was shocked and retreated, the fire wheel turned back into Kuri, who put his hands on his hips and made a face at me: "Kid, how's the flavor of the roasted meat?"

  I cursed in my heart, it turned out that the old man's miserable appearance just now was fake, and I don't know what kind of magic he used to suddenly turn into a firewheel.

  "Hahaha! Young man, how's the roasted meat?" An old woman suddenly appeared beside Gu Li, also making a face at me. Her face was full of wrinkles, wearing the same red clothes and pants that were tightly wrapped around her body. The old woman was tall and majestic, while the old man was thin and dry, standing shoulder to shoulder, they were indeed an odd couple.

  "Hey, you little brat! What are you staring at my wife for? She's mine, and no matter how long you stare, she won't become yours!"

  I smiled slightly and said to Guai, "So you're the old companion of Gu's? I apologize for any offense earlier." Without Gu as a hostage, I could only temporarily lower my head.

  Guai also smiled slightly at Weiwei: "So you're Gu's old partner? I've wronged you a lot in the past."

  I couldn't help but laugh and cry, watching the sky reveal streaks of crimson light, the cliff top dyed a deep red. My anxiety grew, I busied myself all night, without even seeing the peanut skin. Helpless, I could only smile and say: "Just say it, what do you want in exchange for the peanut skin?"

  Guai still had a big smile on his face: "Come on, what do you want in exchange for letting go of the peanut skin?" Gu Li hummed and said to Guai: "Why are you always smiling at him? And your smile is so... lewd?"

  Damn it, these two are a perfect match, so entangled and unclear! I also understood that they never intended to let us go, just deliberately nonsense. I can no longer bear it, and cast the most vicious Taixian Changsheng Yao Shu, heavily striking the two.

  "Ah yo, young man's getting angry. This isn't good, it'll hurt your body!" Gu Li and Gu Gua also winked at each other, the parrot mimicked them. The couple burst into laughter, hand in hand, rose into the air, dodged my palm strike, and transformed into two rapidly spinning wheels!

  One wheel is a firewheel, rolling with scarlet flames, the other is a windwheel, composed of a whirlwind. They should be strange transformations. The wind and fire double wheels borrow each other's power, roaring towards me as they roll.