Chapter 34: The Bathtub Hides a Person
Xiao Yi felt very embarrassed, as if he had run into someone's house to steal their daughter, only to be caught by the father in the room.
Although he hasn't been discovered yet, judging from the nature of this plot, it's only a matter of time before he is! There's also nowhere to hide in the room!
If he were caught by someone's father, wouldn't he be beaten to death? Being beaten to death would be a light punishment. If he were taken to the police station, those third-rate reporters from certain tabloids would surely swarm in, and at that time, Xiao Yu would become famous.
Even Xiao Yi had thought of a name for the headline on the front page of the newspaper at that time.
"Who extended an evil hand to a flower-like girl?" is quite good!
The most annoying thing is that Xiao Yi came to this place just to help pick up clothes, and he never wanted to do anything to Ning Yu Shi, how unjust!
"I say! Don't be stunned at this time, okay? Hurry up and think of a way first. If your dad comes in and locks us both in the room, it'll be troublesome!" Xiao Yi's expression was anxious, he didn't want to be ruined like this.
"Calm down! Be cool!" Although that's what he said with his mouth, the panic in Cong Yu's eyes had already deeply betrayed him.
It's better to say that Qing Yu Xiao is now making Xiao Yi calm and composed, rather than saying that Qing Yu Xiao has scared him silly.
"This is still calm and composed, if your father finds out that I'm in your room, even if my whole body is covered with mouths, I won't be able to explain it clearly! Hurry up and think of a way, find me a place to hide, you don't want me to die young because of you, do you?!" Xiao Yu begged bitterly, almost kneeling down.
She hastily glanced around her room, then pointed to her bed and said: "Why don't you get under the covers now, and I'll also get under the covers and use my body to block you?"
"If you can't think of a good idea, then don't come up with a bad one. Originally, there was nothing wrong, but now that you've messed it up, it's even harder to explain! Why is there no space under your bed at home? By the way, how big is the space inside your closet? Can I hide in there for a bit?"
"Closet? No way, it's all clothes inside. If you want to hide in there, I'll have to take out the clothes and stuff, and that will definitely give us away!" Jingyu shook her head, rejecting Xiao Yu's plan.
Xiao Yi thought to herself, what a waste! Why do girls buy so many clothes when they don't need them? If they had that kind of money, it would be better to buy a few more books and arm themselves with knowledge. At least then their closet could be empty and help hide a man or something, killing two birds with one stone!
Just as the two of them were thinking hard and couldn't wait any longer for Shinichi Kudo's soul to possess his body, a loud voice came from downstairs.
"Zhu Zhu, my dear daughter! Are you back? I saw your shoes at the door!"
Xiao Yi was furious in his heart! You said you'd go back home to get something, not to take a vacation at home. What did you put your shoes by the door for? Look at me, I'm so good, wearing them honestly on my feet. Otherwise, today would have been a dead end!
"Hurry up! Your dad is coming upstairs, I mustn't let him find me. Big sister, you won't be so unkind as to not help me out, will you? After all, I've come over to help you carry things!"
Ning Yu was also anxiously sweating all over, she knew exactly what kind of person her old father was! If her old father were to find out that Xiao Yi was currently in the room, who knows what problems might arise!
"Hurry! Go into my bathroom and hide in the bathtub!"
"Is this method reliable? Even if we put water inside, once your dad sticks his head in, he'll see me!"
"I can't bother with so much, at worst I'll just put a layer of bubbles on the water's surface and you can suffocate for a bit inside. Conveniently, there's still a straw left over from last time I drank Coke in my room, you can use that as an oxygen tank!"
After finishing speaking, Ning Yuze pushed Xiao Yi into the bathroom without giving him a chance to react!
"Hey, what about my clothes? What if they get wet? How am I supposed to go home?" Xiao Yu asked while pouring water into the bathtub.
"What else can we do?! Of course, I'll take it off and just wear my underwear inside, don't worry, I won't take advantage of you! Later, when the time comes, I'll just take off my underwear and head home together, and then change into a new one at home!"
Xiao Yi nodded in agreement after hearing this, he also thought that doing it this way was more reliable! In short, the current situation is that no matter whether you are wet or not, you must not let Cong Yu's old man discover your existence!
Xiao Yi quickly stripped off his clothes, of course, leaving only his briefs on, after all, he was taking shelter, not showing off!
Ying Yu helped Xiao Yi pour water while staring at his body, looked up at the sky and licked her lips, saying: "Really can't tell, you don't seem to like sports in school, yet your body has such solid muscles!"
Xiao Yi only reacted after being told by Ning Yu that there were actually abs on his body now, which was really rare!
Like most otakus, due to frequent late-night activities and irregular lifestyle, coupled with a lack of exercise and unhealthy eating habits, Xiao Yu has already developed a thick layer of fat around his waist at a young age!
Of course, as an otaku, Xiao Yi didn't think that having a swimming ring on his body was bad at all. On the contrary, he thought it was quite warm during winter!
But Xiao Yi also knew that girls would definitely not like this kind of thing, they liked men with solid and muscular bodies!
He knew he should know, but Xiao Yi didn't think about doing something to change his figure. After all, an otaku is busy every day, games need to be played, new doujinshi works by the Eastern teachers need to be appreciated, and new anime needs to be watched... who would have the leisure time to exercise? Wouldn't that be a waste of one's life?!
Sometimes Xiao Yi just thinks that if scientists in this world invent a game that can achieve fitness effects by simply sitting and playing, it will definitely be very popular!
Although today's scientists have not yet invented such a thing, the path of cultivating immortality has indeed made Xiao Yi's dream come true!
"It's nothing, actually I'm usually very careful about exercising and taking care of my body, these are just minor issues, please don't laugh at me!" Although it wasn't entirely the truth, Xiao Yu still shamelessly attributed the situation to his own personal reasons.
"What's with all the nonsense? I was just casually praising you, we can talk about this when we get home. Now hurry up and hide me! I'm going to start blowing bubbles!" After saying that, Ning Yu directly pushed Xiao Yi into the water, if someone didn't know better, they would think she was trying to murder him!
Then, with a quick flick of his wrist, Cong Yu splashed the entire bathtub's surface with a thick layer of foam, and that was enough to cover it up!
Actually, after saying so much, the whole thing was just a matter of a few minutes.
Xiao Yi, who was hiding in the bathtub, was now extremely grateful. Qing Yu's house was very large, and her father had to walk a long way from the entrance to his daughter's room!
"Good girl, you've finally come back! Where have you been all this time? Do you know how much I missed you?! Look at your old man's hair, how many white hairs have appeared in the past few days! Good child, don't ever dare to do something like this again. If you want to go out and play, at least tell your old man a word, and bring a bodyguard with you!"
Although I haven't met Jing Menghu yet, Xiao Yi, who is hiding at the bottom of the fish tank, has already clearly felt it. The opponent is absolutely a talkative person, almost comparable to Tang Seng! No wonder Qing Yu Jian would leave home without considering the consequences!
But Xiao Yi suddenly realized what it meant to go out and play. Wasn't Ning Yu Jian running away from home?
Ning Yu Jian suddenly realized that if his old man continued to say things he shouldn't, the things he had told Xiao Yi would be exposed!
"So, why tell you? Mind your own business, I must go to university in Q City, no matter what! If you continue to stop me, I'll run away from home again! Next time, I'll never come back!"
Ning Yu Xiao wanted to shift the topic to academic issues, after all, on this issue, there were indeed some differences and contradictions between father and daughter.
"Alright, alright, don't rush to leave home, we have things to discuss properly! Look at you, kid, you came back home but didn't even come out to see your dad, hiding alone in the bathroom doing what? Come out, come out, Dad will take you to eat something delicious, you must be starving from being outside for a few days! Quickly open the door!"
Xiao Yi's tense body nearly drowned in the water upon hearing this, wasn't the other party really planning to come in and check? Just how little did this old man trust his own daughter?!
"Dad, don't come in! I'm taking a bath inside. It's been several days since I came home and my body stinks! Let me finish washing up first, you go wait for me in the living room!"
"You little scamp, talking nonsense! You haven't even changed your shoes, what bath are you talking about?"
Xiao Yixin said that Lao Ye of Ning Yu Xiao is actually doing what, could it be that he's doing criminal investigation? This can all be seen through, his mind is really meticulous!
She took one look at the rain boots and suddenly became anxious. She exclaimed loudly: "I left my shoes inside!"
Xiao Yi couldn't help but twitch his thumb at the bottom of the water, and Cong Yu's reaction speed was quite fast! Afterwards, he suddenly felt that something had touched his arm, and then felt that the water level in the bathtub had risen sharply. It was clear that someone else had also snuck in!
Although he knew that there were only two people in the bathroom, him and Ning Yu Zhen, at this moment his mind couldn't help but wonder who this person was.

