Chapter 33: Stealing for You

  "Really a pitiful child, looking at someone so big and still not having been in love before, tsk tsk tsk!"

  Xiao Yi felt that Ning Yu Xiao really had the capital to despise him, after all, Ning Yu Xiao probably never lacked pursuers since elementary school, and who knows when her first love started, or if she's even saved her first kiss. As for **'s question, who knows? It's better not to think about it, isn't the goddess always beautiful in the eyes of an otaku?

  Although he thought to himself not to think about it, his brain had a mind of its own. The imagination of an otaku is far more brutal than that of ordinary people. Now Xiao Yu's brain was automatically filling in the blanks with images of what Cong Yurou looked like on the bed!

  Young people are always full of vigor, and it's inevitable to have some physiological reactions when getting up in the morning. Plus, Xiao Yu's mind is currently preoccupied with certain thoughts, so his body reacted a bit more intensely, which is also reasonable.

  The problem is that Condensation Rain Umbrella is still riding on his body, which is not appropriate!

  Suddenly felt a stick-like thing hitting his butt in a rhythmic beat!

  Although I've never eaten pork, I've seen pigs running around. So Cong Yu knew what it was at first glance, and she hated herself even more for being so clever!

  Normally, a girl would jump up and down, making a show of being coy and shy, while giving the man a "you're bullying me" kind of look.

  But Ning Yu didn't do that, she thought that such a girl must have a lower IQ, in this case, isn't it obvious to tell the other person that they are aware of being taken advantage of?

  When encountering such a situation, one must be nonchalant and act as if they didn't intentionally go in that direction. Then, find an opportunity to naturally get down from the man's body. Only this way can you avoid awkwardness between the two people and make yourself appear innocent and pure!

  "You stinky brat, I'm telling you to stop it! Old lady has tolerated once or twice, but you're addicted, huh? Go play with yourself in front of the computer, don't take advantage of me here!" So, people's patience is limited, even the most rational person will explode when they reach their limit!

  What kind of person is Ning Yu, that's the child of the Ning Meng Tiger family, usually the people they come into contact with are all thorough and thorough violent elements, now being eaten tofu by others, how can it be settled like this?

  "You don't like it this way? Well, I'll let you have your fill!"

  In her mind thinking like that, Ning Yu Jian then slightly lifted up her small buttocks, and with a swift movement, she heavily sat down with a loud fart!

  For a moment, Xiao Yi only felt that the pain was a hundred times more painful than childbirth, spreading to every cell in his body, and every pore on his skin seemed to be screaming.

  Xiao Yi suddenly felt that letting Ning Yu Zhe come to his home to stay temporarily might not be a very wise decision. In such a short period of time, his little brother had already suffered so much hardship, if he continued to live there, he would eventually end up in the palace!

  Looking at Xiang Yi, who was holding his crotch and shrinking on the sofa in pain, Ning Yu came up to him and touched his head, saying: "Xiao Yi, you're not supposed to do that! Since I can come into your home to stay temporarily, it means I trust you as a person. How could you eat my tofu? It hurts a lot, doesn't it? I knew it would hurt! Remember, next time don't dare to do this again, and be a good boy!"

  Xiao Yi's heart was filled with indignation, things were not supposed to be like this! But now he was in so much pain that he couldn't even say a word, where did he have the energy to argue?

  Although his body had surrendered, Xiao Yu's spiritual level was still unyielding! In his heart, he silently thought that once he advanced in the cultivation path and his physical quality improved, who knows when his little brother would also be able to cultivate invincibility? At that time, you can try again if you have the ability!

  An hour later, Xiao Yu finally escaped from his painful state and ate the fried dough sticks in his hand, asking: "Tell me what you want me to help with today, anyway it's summer vacation now, just idle."

  To say that he has nothing else now, but a lot of strength is still left, this is also a change brought to him by the path of cultivating immortality.

  "It's actually nothing big, just want you to follow me home and help carry some clothes and stuff!" While helping Xiao Yu add bean sprouts, he replied.

  "Go home? Isn't your dad at home? Aren't you afraid of being caught by him?" Xiao Yu was shocked and directly stuffed the whole fried dough stick into his mouth. Weren't they supposed to run away from home, how can they go back now?

  "Hey, I've got the house key on me! I know Dad's not home at this time. Let's sneak back in, tidy up and get out of here quickly!"

  "Don't be so troublesome, you can still wear some of my T-shirts!"

  It's not that Xiao Yi didn't want to work, but he thought that if he went back and was caught by the other person's father, what would happen? How could he explain it then? Would he say that he had abducted the other person's daughter? Not to mention how troublesome this matter would become, at least it would be embarrassing!

  "Absolutely not," said Ning Yu, shaking his head. "It's fine if you wear your T-shirts at home, but when we go out, I need to have my own clothes too! Of course, I don't mind wearing your clothes outside, but I do need to wear underwear, and you wouldn't want me to be going commando every day at home, would you?"

  Xiao Yixin said: I like it, how can I not like it! The most loving thing is to hang the air lever, besides, you hung the air lever, what does it have to do with me?

  Of course, these words cannot be said face to face. It's just thinking about it in my heart and letting it go. If Cong Yu knows about it, who knows what kind of suffering his younger brother will suffer later on!

  "Alright, you eat your fill, then we'll set off. Let's make it quick and decisive, whatever we do, don't let us get caught!" After saying these words, Xiao Yu always felt a bit strange, as if he was going to commit a robbery or something?

  Without saying much, after the two people finished their breakfast, they washed and dried the bowls and chopsticks together before heading out!

  Two people on the bus had already made a plan, they would observe outside the house for a while first, and after confirming that Cong Yu's father was not at home, they would immediately rush in. After that, Cong Yu would rush to her own room, of course, Xiao Yi would follow too. The two quickly packed their things and went downstairs to take a taxi and leave, everything seemed perfect!

  "Wow! Your house is so big, will you get used to living in such a small room in my house?" Xiao Yu asked softly after sneaking in through the door.

  "Big what's the use, no human touch at all, I hate this place, it always feels cold and icy! Your home is much better, although the house is a bit smaller, but it doesn't feel lonely. To be honest, I really like the feeling of staying in your home, if possible, I'd like to stay for a longer time!"

  Xiao Yi's heart was excited, he thought that even if he stayed for a long time, it wouldn't be a problem at all! And besides, three meals were guaranteed!

  "Hurry up and follow me, my room is just ahead!" Jing Yu urged in a low voice.

  "Excuse me, I have a question and I'm not sure if I can ask it?"

  "What's the question? I can answer anything as long as it doesn't involve personal privacy!"

  "Anyway, there's no one at your place now, why are we speaking so softly?"

  “??????”

  Xiao Yi was entering a girl's room for the first time, especially since this girl was his goddess in his heart, which made Xiao Yi's emotions surge even more. Now he thought everything was fresh and new, if it weren't for being in a hurry, he would definitely sit down and take a good look around!

  "I thought girls' rooms would be different, but looking at this one, it's not that much different from mine!" Xiao Yi said, scrutinizing the layout of the room.

  "What do you think it will be like, stop talking nonsense and help me pack my clothes quickly! I'll pick out the ones I need, then you fold them and put them in the suitcase. We don't have much time!" As soon as she finished speaking, Jingyu suddenly threw out five or six pieces of clothing!

  Looking at the clothes on the bed, Xiao Yi asked with difficulty: "This, I'm afraid it's not suitable for me to help you fold your clothes! Other clothes are fine, but you want me to fold your intimate clothing?"

  "Hey, what's with the feudal attitude? I'm a girl and I don't mind you saying that, but you're making a big deal out of it. We're in a hurry, otherwise I wouldn't have let you touch my underwear! Hurry up, you don't want to be caught by my dad, do you?"

  Xiao Yixin said if you don't mind then it's fine, but whatever you do, don't bring up that matter again!

  When folding clothes, Xiao Yi can swear that there is really nothing in his mind, and he also knows that this is not the time to think wildly!

  But it was the first time he had close contact with a girl's underwear, and it was still worn, Xiao Yu couldn't help but be a little curious. So he stayed on one piece of clothing for a bit longer.

  "What's wrong with you holding onto my underwear? You're not some kind of pervert who wants to sniff it, are you?" asked Jing Yu Jian with a bit of unease.

  "How could you have such a perverted idea?" Xiao Yu suddenly felt that he had really underestimated this goddess!

  Just as the two were about to start arguing over this matter, a voice suddenly came from downstairs.

  "It's terrible! Why has my old man come back at this time?!"

  "I knew it would be this kind of plot!" Xiao Yu felt like he was going crazy!