Chapter 53 Everything is Fine

  It turns out that all those who get drunk are damn grandpas! Yeah, they're all grandpas!

  If someone ever tells Xiao Yi again that several girls getting drunk and lying in his home is a romantic thing, Xiao Yi will definitely sneer at it.

  Of course, he wouldn't show such emotions on his face. He just gave the other person a cold glance and left with a slight smile. This sentence already proves that the person who talked to him is a standard loser, and has never been in contact with girls at all. Everything was just his own fantasy!

  Xiao Yi knew that even if the goddesses got drunk and lay on his bed, it would absolutely not be a wonderful thing! Because he couldn't do anything except serve these masters to sleep quickly.

  What nonsense about having sex after drinking! In theory, if you can still have sex, it means that at least one of the two people is not drunk! As a man, Xiao Yu knows very well that when he's really drunk, his brother can't even stand up, let alone do anything else!

  The phrase "wine and lust" is just a euphemism for men and women who have feelings for each other but can't muster the courage to express them, so they drink some wine and think they've found an excuse to do something and then blame it on the wine.

  Saying you guys have considered the feelings of wine?

  Xiao Yi can responsibly tell you that if a girl is drunk and passed out, it's absolutely irrational and unreliable to think of doing something bad. The only result will be getting vomited on. Don't ask Xiao Yi how he knows this kind of thing.

  This is all still undone and already being spit out, if you really want to do something about it later, will you still be able to?

  When Xiao Yi entered the toilet to rescue Ning Yu, he found Ning Yu lying on the toilet, surrounded by vomit, it was really pitiful!

  What terrified Xiao Yi was that after he went in, Ning Yu Jian actually said to the toilet: "Xiao Yi, I'm so thirsty, I want to drink water!"

  "My goodness, that's a horse trough, you mustn't drink from it!"

  At this time, Xiao Yi had already forgotten what was going on. He didn't care about the rules of men and women not being intimate with each other anymore. If he let Ning Yu drink the water from the toilet, he wasn't sure if Ning Yu would be disgusted to death, but he knew he himself would definitely be disgusted to death!

  What's inside the toilet bowl? Su Lan just vomited into it, and now Ning Yu is vomiting too. It's really nutritious!

  Rushed over to pull up the Cong Yu Lou who was sitting on the ground, Xiao Yi's scalp was numb, Cong Yu Lou now had vomit all over his body, Xiao Yi was honored to grab a handful of it!

  That's it, Jingyu Jian is now unable to stand up at all. As soon as Xiao Yi pulled her up, she fell into his arms.

  Xiao Yi can assure you that Xiang Yu's full of nothing but a beautiful wish, this time she hugged him tightly and Xiao Yi's originally clean clothes were all covered in vomit!

  The vomit of a beauty is also vomit, looking at it and smelling it is equally disgusting!

  Xiao Yi no longer cared about anything, he quickly took off his clothes and also stripped Cong Yu of hers. Of course, their undergarments were left on.

  Xiao Yi thought that if Ning Yu Xiao knew, she wouldn't blame him either. He felt that Ning Yu Xiao didn't want to be covered in disgusting vomit and then go back to her room to hide under the blankets either!

  "Xiao Yi, what's wrong? Do you need help?" Su Lan entered the room and heard a loud commotion outside, so she stuck her head out to take a look.

  "Need help, really need it! You quickly come out to help Zhēnzhē wipe her body, I'm not convenient to move my hands, don't say I'm taking advantage of her!" As he spoke, Xiao Yu took off the T-shirt on his body, revealing his sturdy muscles.

  Sulan stretched her neck to take a look, her heart racing with excitement. This was the first time she had seen a boy's body up close, let alone Xiao Yu's physique, which made her blush and skip a beat just by looking at it.

  "But I've taken off my clothes too, it's inconvenient for me to go out now!" Su Lan said with difficulty, if only she had known earlier, she wouldn't have taken off her clothes so early!

  "Here, wear my T-shirt for now, and I'll wash your clothes later. Just come out and help me take care of Zhāzhā for a bit, my head is about to explode!"

  Xiao Yi found a piece of clothing for himself, and also helped Ning Yu and Su Lan find one each. He thought to himself that it was good he had more clothes, otherwise there wouldn't have been enough to go around.

  Sulan put on Xiao Yu's T-shirt and walked out, boys' T-shirts are generally bigger, girls wear them on their bodies can basically wrap around the buttocks, this is just fine also saved Xiao Yu from going to find pants again!

  "The clothes are pretty good, I'm wearing them quite comfortably. How about it, do they look good?" Su Lan, wearing Xiao Yu's clothes, took a look in the mirror and felt very satisfied, and asked for Xiao Yu's opinion.

  "It doesn't seem like the right time to discuss this, or else Cong Yu will spoil! " Xiao Yi felt that he really didn't understand how girls think.

  Sulan's face was also awkward, she forgot that Qingyu Xiao was still lying beside her. Although she knew Qingyu Xiao couldn't see her now, Sulan still glared at her fiercely.

  But in the end, Su Lan could only sigh and help Jing Yu up into the bathroom. Even if there were conflicts between them, she couldn't just leave Jing Yu to clean herself off. Not to mention that it wouldn't be right to ask Xiao Yi to do this kind of thing, but also because she didn't want Jing Yu's stinky body to crawl into bed with her!

  "Hey, I'm taking her in, you're not allowed to sneak a peek from outside!" Su Lan said to Xiao Yu after exerting great effort to pull Qingyu's stretcher near the bathroom.

  Xiao Yi rolled her eyes and said, "Don't worry, if I wanted to see it, I would have seen it already. Besides, let me tell you something, if you wore a midriff-baring top, you'd look really sexy! At least that's how you looked when you were lying in bed earlier! I'm going to the kitchen to wash up, and don't sneak a peek!"

  Sulan's face suddenly turned bright red, and she spat out a mouthful of saliva in the direction of the kitchen, muttering to herself: "Who cares if anyone sees!"

  But after finishing speaking, her heartbeat began to accelerate unconsciously. Thinking about it, Xiao Yu's upper body was indeed quite attractive, and she really wanted to pinch him!

  "It's all over, Sulan! You're getting more and more infatuated! Never mind, let's just give that dead girl a bath first. Hehe, I won't show any mercy!" After saying that, Sulan looked at Ning Yu's body with a terrifying expression!

  Soon, the sound of gurgling water came from the bathroom, and then only Cong Yu heard a surprised cry: "Sulan!? How could it be you? What do you want to do, let me go!"

  "Who am I? There are only a few people in the room, do you want Xiao Yu to come and wipe your body for you? And be honest with me, it's tiring for me to wipe your body, don't create unnecessary trouble here, if you can do it yourself then just do it!"

  "I'll come myself of course, but before that, wasn't it great when you pinched me just now? Did you think I'm so easy to bully? You get in here too!"

  Although he didn't know what had happened, Xiao Yi could be certain that it was better for him not to go in now. There might be an intense battle going on inside, and if he went in, he might end up getting hurt by mistake!

  Xiao Yi, standing in the living room wiping his upper body, didn't know that at this moment a pair of eyes were staring at his body from a certain corner!

  To be more precise, it should be said that he stared at a scar on his body!

  This scar runs from Xiao Yu's left shoulder to his waist, as if it wants to cut him in half. The owner of these eyes saw the scar and was terrified, covering her mouth with both hands. She couldn't believe everything in front of her, nor could she believe that she had actually met this person again!

  The commotion finally subsided, and the two girls in the bathroom also calmed down after a while of fooling around. Mainly because they had just vomited and regained their spirits, and now the effects of the alcohol were kicking in again. The two people teased each other as they entered the room, still arguing for a long time over who would sleep in which position.

  The rare peace in the house has calmed down, Xiao Yi washed his clothes and then thought about when he should go into the game to deal with that monkey. He had been in the novice village for so long, although there were many girls here, but he still felt a bit bored.

  With this in mind, Xiao Yu entered the path of cultivating immortality and then saw Wanwan!

  Today, Xiao Yi could be said to be physically and mentally exhausted. He unusually didn't give Wanwan a hug as soon as he came up, but instead casually greeted her before preparing to go out and discuss the next move with Lan Man.

  "Master, it's a bit strange today, why didn't you hug Wenwen after coming in?"

  "I calculated my luck when I went out today and it's not very good, so it's better to avoid you less, heaven knows if a low-probability event will strike me with lightning!"

  "How can there be a low probability of time? Don't want to, hug me, used to hugging before, now suddenly not hugging is very uncomfortable!"

  Xiao Yi suddenly understood what was going on, could it be that this is the so-called "to catch by pretending to let go"? It seems to be quite serious, could it be that Yuanyuan has already gotten used to being hugged to this extent?

  "You promise not to let the system split me!"

  "I guarantee it!"

  In an instant, Xiao Yi felt that all the bad mood had dissipated, and even if he was spat on, it didn't matter, because he and Wanwan had finally made substantial progress!

  Although it was just a hug, making progress is a good thing. He has plenty of time, and when the time comes, he can take things slowly. Who knows, maybe after a few days, even kissing won't be a problem!

  "Damn it! What are you thinking? Letting me hold you just proves that our relationship is pretty good, okay?! Stop thinking those messy thoughts in your head! Five thunders strike the top!"