Chapter 52: Drunken Chaos

  Xiao Yi felt that the path of cultivating immortality had given him a lot of help, and just talking about physical fitness, it had improved a lot.

  If this were in the past, not to mention carrying three girls up to the fifth floor, even climbing up to the fifth floor by myself would be a face-reddening, ear-burning, and panting affair. How could I have been as light as a swallow like now?

  Only to see Xiao Yi holding Su Lan in his left hand and Mo Qiaoqiao in his right hand, with Ning Yu's basket on his back. If someone who doesn't know the situation sees this, they might think it's a supermarket sale or something!

  After returning home, the three girls still didn't wake up, and it seemed that they were really drunk. After throwing them all into Qingyu's room, Xiao Yu separately took out Su Lan and Mo Qiaoqiao's mobile phones to edit a text message to send to their parents.

  Although it's a bit that way, it's still better than saying nothing at all. Besides, I'm not some kind of evil person with ulterior motives, so replacing them to send a text message shouldn't be a big deal!

  Xiao Yi still feels like he's dreaming, three such beautiful girls are now lying on his bed, just thinking about it makes him excited!

  What's more, several girls who got drunk and fell asleep didn't look very good, ***naturally exposed themselves, making Xiao Yu's mouth water.

  "No, no, I must be calm, how can it be like this! Don't look at what's not proper to see! I'll just take a glance, and then I won't look anymore!" Xiang Yi thought to himself as he edited the text message for Mo Qiaoqiao's parents.

  After picking up Su Lan's mobile phone, Xiao Yi found the problem. There were no phone numbers stored on Su Lan's phone. Now he couldn't find his parents' phone number or even a phone book!

  "What a high-end phone! Is this the one you just got and haven't had time to save yet? I won't admit that I don't know how to use this phone!"

  Xiao Y's mind was thinking like this, and then he walked to Su Lan's side and whispered: "Su Lan, wake up, are you asleep? Are you really asleep? If you're really asleep, I'll be happy, the rhythm is a bit off! What's your parents' phone number, I'll draft a text message for them first, and then it won't be too late for you to sleep!"

  Xiao Yi said, shaking Su Lan non-stop. She had to wake her up now, otherwise, what would happen when her parents came looking for their daughter without hearing from her? If the phone rang, should he answer it or not?

  If she doesn't answer, her parents might report to the police to find their daughter after a while. If she answers, the other family's parents might call the police on the spot!

  Xiao Yi originally meant well, but who could have thought that his exaggerated actions would be too much for Su Lan to handle after drinking too much wine. With just one shake, the wine immediately rushed up.

  "The bathroom is over here!" Fortunately, Xiao Yu had experience and immediately opened the door and pointed to where the bathroom was.

  At this time, Su Lan didn't look like a weak woman at all. She suddenly got up from the bed and rushed straight to the toilet. Not long after, a heart-wrenching vomiting sound came from the toilet!

  Xiao Yixin said that even if it's a beauty who got drunk and vomited, it's not pretty, this heartbreaking state, what's the point of this?

  Sulan vomited for a full two minutes in the toilet, Xiao Yi whispered outside what a pity, today's food should not have been left over, all of it was vomited out!

  A cup of warm water with a bit of white sugar was prepared for Su Lan. It's good for people who have drunk too much wine to drink some sugary water, and they won't have a headache when they get up later. After doing all this, Su Lan walked out of the toilet looking exhausted.

  Xiao Yi quickly went forward to support her, this little face was already pale, it seemed that she had indeed suffered earlier!

  First, he helped Su Lan onto the sofa and then brought a glass of white sugar water to her lips, waiting for her to finish drinking. Xiao Yi continued, "Do you want me to cook something for you to eat? Also, why don't you give your parents a call and tell them that you won't be going back today, or ask them to come pick you up?"

  People are like this, after getting drunk, as long as they vomit, they become much soberer.

  Sulan shook her head and said: "Things need to be eaten, no need to make a phone call, my parents are not in the country now, they won't look for me!"

  Xiao Yi nodded, and unexpectedly Su Lan's parents had also gone abroad. Afterwards he went into the kitchen, and before long a steaming hot bowl of noodles was ready!

  Su Lan didn't stand on ceremony either, and in just a few mouthfuls she finished the noodles, then looked at Xiao Yu with pitiful eyes.

  "Cough, is this not enough to eat?" Xiao Yi asked awkwardly, although he knew Su Lan was very hungry now, but didn't expect her to be so hungry. Just that one bowl of noodles from earlier was barely enough for himself, let alone a girl, really can't judge by appearance!

  "Can I have some more, it's delicious!"

  Everyone says so, what can Xiao Yi say? Noodles are worthless, it's just a waste of time.

  "Just wait a minute, I'll go make it for you!"

  It was another bowl of noodles, appearing and disappearing quickly. This time, Xiao Yi deliberately added a bit more, just in case Su Lan wasn't enough, and the leftovers he could eat anyway.

  In Xiao Yilüe's slightly terrified gaze, Su Lan finished the bowl as well. After eating, she was so full that she could hardly sit still.

  "Xiao Yi, may I lean on your shoulder for a moment?" Su Lan asked with a dazed expression.

  Xiao Yixin said it's okay, how can it not be! The goddess wants to lean on her own shoulder, this is every otaku's dream!

  But in reality, things may not be as good as they seem.

  When Su Lan's head rested on Xiao Yi's shoulder for a moment, Xiao Yi only felt that his body was electrified, in short, he felt that his whole body had gone numb.

  "Xiao Yi, when are your parents coming back? I won't be causing you any trouble while I'm here, will I?" Su Lan asked, trying to break the awkward atmosphere.

  Xiao Yi's body was still stiff, but he tried to make his tone sound calm and said: "My parents are also abroad, I live alone, don't worry, nothing will happen!"

  After saying this, Xiao Yi thought that Su Lan was much more considerate than Cong Yu, and even if her own parents came back, she would definitely find a way to stay in this place.

  Upon hearing this answer, Su Lan let out a sigh of relief and then looked up to say: "So that's how it is. Then can I stay overnight at your place today? I'll just share a room with Ning Yu Shi, today I really did drink too much, I feel like I won't be able to make it back!"

  "No problem, I was thinking that if you couldn't wake up, I wouldn't wake you either. You can rest assured and sleep here. By the way, when you go into the room later, take off your outer clothes and I'll wash them for you, so they're clean for you to wear tomorrow."

  After finishing speaking, Xiao Yi turned his head slightly, he was very unaccustomed to the current conversation pace. Su Lan raised her head and spoke, just right to spray hot air directly on his neck and ears, making him feel itchy.

  But Su Lan obviously didn't realize this, and she still raised her head to say to Xiao Yu: "You're really a considerate big boy, no wonder that dead girl Jingyu is willing to live with you! Then thank you, I don't want to move today, another day I'll help you wash clothes, as repayment for your kindness in taking me in today!"

  "What's obligation or no obligation, it's just mutual help between friends."

  Xiao Yi lowered his head and replied with a sentence, and the eyes of the two people just happened to collide!

  At such a close distance, direct eye contact was bound to spark something, and Xiao Yi still couldn't believe how beautiful Su Lan's eyes were, as if they could swallow him whole.

  Nor did she know whether Su Lan was really drunk or what, but she actually stared at Xiao Yi like that, without any intention of avoiding Xiao Yi's gaze!

  The bodies of two people are getting closer and closer unconsciously, and the principle of opposite sex attraction has been fully proved at this time!

  Although Xiao Yi kept reminding himself in his heart that he couldn't do this, Su Lan was now drunk, and he was clearly taking advantage of her.

  But thinking is one thing, and doing is another. What's worse, at this moment, Su Lan suddenly hugged Xiao Yu's neck and said softly: "Your eyes are so beautiful!"

  The air in the room seemed to have solidified, and time appeared to have stopped at this moment! Xiao Yi knew that if he wanted to, he could pin Su Lan down on the sofa the next second!

  Just at this critical moment, a heart-wrenching cry suddenly came from Ning Yu's room. This sound was extremely familiar to Xiao Yi. If he wasn't mistaken, Su Lan had also made the same sound in the bathroom before!

  As expected, soon after, Cong Yu rushed out of the room like the wind, without even looking at the two people sitting on the sofa, and directly ran into the bathroom!

  The toilet suddenly echoed with a heart-wrenching cry again, and this sound also made Su Lan and Xiao Yu return to normal!

  "What's wrong, Sulan? Why don't you go back to your room and sleep for a while? I'll go make some sweet water for Zhezhe. She must be hungry too! Are you full? Do you want to eat some more?"

  Sulan also awkwardly said: "I'm full, then I'll go back to my room first, you can pick up your clothes at the door later!"

  After finishing speaking, Su Lan got up and returned to the room. As he walked, his mind was still thinking about what was wrong with him today, why he was so abnormal? Even if he was drunk, he couldn't do this, could it be that he lacked love?

  Just as Xiao Yipeng was calming himself down, Jing Yu's voice came from inside the bathroom.

  "Xiao Yi! Where are you? Hurry up and come save me, I feel like I'm going to die! Am I really going to die?! I'm in so much pain, I feel like my body is on fire, hurry up and help me take off my clothes!"

  "Sister! Isn't it just getting drunk? How can one by one become so abnormal! I'm still a small virgin, how can I bear the torture of you demons!"