Chapter 56: Huang San Cheats Ling Zhu Zi and Sings "Eighteen Touches" in Front of Everyone

  The Goddess Nüwa descends, the child leads the way, the fairy follows, the fragrant car and cloud carriage are arranged in a grand manner! All the monsters in the world bow their heads and kneel down, the crows and sparrows make no sound.

  "Indeed a saint! This grandeur, this aura, alas, when can I, old Huang, achieve such accomplishments?" Huang Shiren knelt down to the ground, but his head was raised high, with all his heart wanting to see the appearance of Nüwa Niangniang.

  All he saw was that in the fragrant carriage, behind the cloud-like curtains, sat a slender figure. Just one glance at this person among the crowd made Old Huang unable to forget the appearance of his daughter!

  What a beauty!

  To make matters worse, this queen was already annoyed by King Zhou's lewd poetry, when she suddenly felt a gaze that was extremely lustful staring at her. She gave a slight glare, and Huang Shiren felt his spirit shaken, almost losing his soul on the spot!

  Whoa! A saint is indeed a saint, just one glance and my youthful vigor is gone!

  Lao Huang's forehead was covered in cold sweat, and he hastily knelt down obediently.

  "See the Holy Mother!" The crowd of demons shouted in unison, their voices shaking the heavens.

  "Hmm." From within Yun Cong's carriage came a low, lazy humming noise that made Old Huang's bones go soft once again.

  Arrived at the great hall, the Goddess Nüwa got down from her carriage, and the child attendants helped her to sit on a sandalwood chair. Only then did the demons dare to lift their heads.

  "You've come, it's been a hard journey." The Goddess Nüwa is indeed a saint, but in the past, she had the great merit of repairing the heavens and benefiting all living things. All three realms benefited from her kindness, including this realm of demons, which was also under her jurisdiction. Immortals looked down on demons, but the goddess treated them equally, and was even more protective of them. She didn't put on airs just because she was a saint. This kind of character, this brief greeting, moved the group of demons to tears.

  "Our mother's virtue and kindness are unmatched, her benevolence to us is real, she is the true mother of our demon tribe, an embodiment of compassion! Even if our mother orders us to go through trials by fire or water, we would not hesitate to die a thousand deaths!" The crowd of demons nodded in agreement, echoing the words, and upon looking around, they found it was that scoundrel Huang Shiren who spoke up, and they all cursed him for being unlucky.

  Huang Shiren's words made Nüwa feel comfortable in her heart. Saints also love to listen to good words, saints also like to flatter, let alone Huang's flattering has a level.

  "You little demon, you're quite glib, I should give you a few slaps." The Goddess Nüwa smiled slightly.

  "What's the need for everyone to hit me, I'll do it myself." Huang Shiren chuckled and lightly slapped himself a few times. The little boy and fairy beside Niangniang all burst out laughing.

  The princess herself couldn't help but laugh and say: "This little demon is quite interesting."

  "Your Majesty, why is he slapping himself in the face? How fun! It's really fun!" Next to the queen stood a little kid, round and chubby, wrapped in a red bellyband, with two bare feet, and a red ribbon tied around his arm, so adorable beyond compare.

  "Oh, Lingzhu also thinks this little monster is fun?" Nüwa held the child in her arms and smiled sweetly, radiating maternal warmth.

  "It's fun. It's fun! Niang niang, let him play with me." The little boy's voice was crisp and pleasant to hear.

  "I've finished dealing with him, can he keep you company now?"

  "Good! I knew you'd be nice to me!" The little kid clapped his hands and smiled slyly at Huang Shiren.

  This glance made Huang Shiren's heart skip a beat.

  My goodness! Who is this kid? At such a young age, he's already achieved the cultivation of Da Luo Zhen Xian!

  Lingzhu? Nüwa Niangniang called him Lingzhu? Could it be!?

  Looking at the child, Huang Shiren's mind was aflutter!

  What a coincidence! After searching for him everywhere, I suddenly turned around and found my apprentice in the crowd under the dim light!

  Gentlemen, if you want to know who this Lingzhu is, listen carefully as I tell you slowly.

  This Lingzhu, is the pearl on the palm of Nüwa Niangniang, has been in the world for countless years, only to cultivate into a human form, deeply loved by Niangniang, simply a treasure in her heart! Only because his spiritual wisdom had not opened up, therefore during the Great War of Sealing the Gods, Niangniang intentionally sent him to the mortal realm to fulfill his destiny.

  This pearl was taught by the goddess Nüwa to Taiyi Zhenren, and from his hand, it was cast into the belly of Li Jing's wife, the general of Chentang Pass, becoming their third son, who would later become the renowned Nezha San Taizi!

  At first, Huang Shiren was at Chentangguan, and with a few clever words, he deceived Li Jing's couple into agreeing to send their third son, who had not yet caused any trouble, as an apprentice to him. But isn't this the little brat in front of us?!

  Huang Shiren finally figured it out, what a wonderful surprise!

  Good disciple, Master misses you! Looking at that chubby little boy, Huang Shiren smiled, but his heart turned cold in an instant.

  This great calamity has just begun, and Niangniang will certainly send Xiaozheng to Taiyi Zhenren. That dog is a person of the Tianxian sect, and who knows what he'll do if he takes my disciple! No way, I have to think of a way to sabotage it first!

  Just then, the queen's low voice came: "You all come forward ten steps!"

  "The decree of the Venerable Mother!" The ten thousand demons of the world took a step forward, lowering their heads and trembling with fear.

  Nüwa's gaze swept through the crowd of demons, falling on Xuan Yuan's three demons, and she nodded slightly. She looked at Huang Shiren again and couldn't help but sigh.

  I govern the demon realm, why can't I see through this little demon's depth? Moreover, in this little demon's fate, there is a red light that is obscure and unclear, what is the reason for it?!

  Nüwa's expression changed, and she was shocked. She glanced at Huang Shiren again before speaking seriously: "The three demons of Xuanyuan Hill will stay behind, the seven monsters of Meishan will stay behind, the rest can disperse."

  What?! The ten thousand demons of the world heard this and were shocked into a stunned silence.

  She herself ran over with great difficulty, and the Queen of Heaven took a glance at her and sent her away!

  Although they were surprised in their hearts, they did not dare to disobey the queen's orders, so they hastily put up their hair and dispersed.

  In an instant, the vast Nuwa Palace was left with only Xuan Yuan's three demons and Mei Shan's gang of scoundrels.

  "You three, follow me in." The queen stretched out her slender fingers and pointed at the three demons of Xuan Yuan Mu, then led them into the inner temple, it was unknown what they were going to discuss.

  Huang Shiren and others stood outside, quietly waiting, but the Lingzhu child ran over with a pitter-patter.

  "Hey, you who just slapped yourself, what's your name?!" Ling Zhu Zi stood with her hands on her hips, her small face raised, and a fierce aura.

  "Hey! You little brat! How dare you speak to my brother like that, so ill-mannered!" Zhu Zhen saw this young punk being so arrogant towards his brother and immediately wanted to slap him.

  "Go away! I hate you!" Ling Zhuizi waved her hand and slapped him.

  "My mother!" Zhu Zi cried out in a miserable voice, and was slapped into a streak of light, flying hundreds of miles away!

  My goodness! The remaining few people were so scared that their chins dropped to the ground!

  This is too much! Who is this kid?! So awesome!?

  "Hey! I'm asking you something!" Ling Zhuzi said loudly to Huang Shiren.

  This child, spoiled by Nüwa Niangniang, has a high cultivation base. Not to mention this little demon, even the people around Nüwa Niangniang are deeply suffering, and naturally have a haughty and overbearing temperament.

  "I'm his master."

  "Master?"

  "Alright. I'll call you Master." Huang Shiren playfully struck a pose, with an air of lecherousness that made the child take two steps back.

  Awesome! Big brother is really talented! Not like Zhu Ziren, who got slapped in the face!

  "Master. Okay." The little kid nodded, put his hands behind his back, and imitated the adults: "Master, will you play with me?"

  "Of course, Master is willing." Huang Shiren responded with a smile, delighted.

  "Master, you're a good man!" Lingzhu was overjoyed to see Huang Shiren agree so readily and pulled on his sleeve, saying "Master, let's play pat-a-cake!"

  "Alright. How do we play?"

  "It's simple. I slap you once, you slap me once..."

  "Stop!" Huang Shiren was so frightened that his buttocks tightened up!

  Girl, you're a Mahayana Golden Immortal, while I'm just a Taiyi Golden Immortal, two levels apart. That cheap Zhu Ziren was slapped by you and didn't know whether he's dead or alive, but I can still withstand a few slaps from you!

  "What's wrong, Master? You don't want to!?" Lingzhu was unhappy.

  "Not really, not really. Master isn't unwilling, Master has something more fun."

  "Master! Master! How are you going to play?" Lingzhu Zi clapped his hands and laughed loudly.

  "This move is called 'Eighteen Touches'."

  "Eighteen touches?"

  "Ah, yes, call eighteen touch."

  "How to play eighteen touches?"

  "It's easy. Master, I'll sing a song, and wherever I touch, you touch too. If anyone touches the wrong place, they lose. Isn't it fun?" Huang Shiren sneered with a sly smile.

  A group of scoundrels behind him with a head full of black lines: Big brother is too ruthless! I didn't expect it to be so heavy, not even sparing the little pink kids!

  "How delightful! How delightful!" That Lingzhu was still naive and inexperienced, hearing that there were songs to sing and people to touch, it was all so novel and exciting, of course she welcomed it.

  "Alright, you go and play with your master. Let's start. Beat the drum quickly then slowly beat the cymbals, stop the cymbals and drums to listen to the song."

  All sorts of idle chatter also sang songs, listen to me sing eighteen touches... Huang Shiren's lewd tunes echoed in the Nuwa Palace, embarrassing those young boys and fairy girls who all blushed with red ears.

  Girl, in the Nuwa Palace singing eighteen touches, I, old Huang, am also considered one of the first people to open up the sky and earth!

  "Reaching out to touch the baby's face, dark clouds flew away from the edge of the sky..." As soon as he sang this line, Huang Shiren's salty pig hand touched Lingzhu's fetal hair, and Lingzhu burst out laughing, also grasping Huang Shiren's hair.

  "Feel the baby's forehead with your hand, a full and satisfying life..."

  "Reach out and touch the doll's shoulder, the shoulder is sticky like a cake..."

  "Reach out and touch the breast of a doll, but there's no real thing..."

  My god! Blind my dog's eyes! Watching Huang Shiren touching Xiao Zhengtai's chest, Xiao Zhengtai is happily touching Huang Shiren's back, the cheap women behind them are about to vomit blood.

  "Reaching out to touch the baby's buttocks, it's like a big white cotton cloud... Ah, you've touched the wrong place!" Huang Shiren sang this lewd and obscene verse, and immediately shouted in alarm.

  "Master, I'm innocent!"

  "What I sang was fart, where did you touch!?" Huang Shiren looked down at his own crotch, and the small hands of the Lingzhu were pinching himself there.

  This guy is really something, no wonder he's my apprentice, he's so quick to get to the point! I've only just started singing and he's already gotten straight to the main topic!

  "Alright, Master, I lost, punish me." Lingzhu closed his eyes pitifully and waited for punishment.

  Haha. Huang Shiren chuckled and said, "Of course you have to be punished, give me three loud kowtows and call me Master."

  "Not hitting?" Lingzhu asked foolishly with her eyes wide open.

  "This is the punishment."

  "Great! Hehe, great!" Lingzhu heard that he wouldn't be beaten and was delighted. He knelt down on the ground, knocked his head three times, and called out in a milky voice: "Master!"

  "Lingzhu'er, who are you calling Shifu?!?" Huang Shiran was enjoying himself when a voice filled with boundless anger suddenly made the old yellow chicken lay eggs in fright!

  "Mother, I was playing a game with Master. I lost." Lingzhu wiped the sweat from her forehead and walked up to Nüwa with a smile, acting cute.

  "Master!? Who is Master?" a loud and clear voice came over.

  "It's him! He is the master! We were just playing eighteen touches earlier, and Master touched my butt, I touched his there, I lost, and I gave him three loud knocks on the head, calling him Master." Ling Zhu was still very happy.

  "You're a cheap woman! Asking for death!" Niulang heard this and was so angry that his face turned red with rage!

  This Lingzhu is her heart's treasure, raised with one hand, eating and sleeping together. This demon is so bold, deceiving Shifu without a word, and even playing eighteen touches!

  "Die!" Nüwa Shuishou swung her hand, and a fierce and evil immortal power condensed into a flying sword, slashing towards Huang Shiren with ferocity!

  This sword is a sacred cultivation of the saint, Huang Shiren can't hide from it at all. If he touches it, he will be gone!

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