Chapter 50: Encountering the Three Old Men at Xuanyuan's Tomb and the Peach Blossom Luck

  Even immortals have their own circles. In this circle, there's a famous saying: "You dare to be arrogant again, I'll make you sick; you dare to ** again, and a single lightning bolt will knock you down!"

  Huang Shiren, these past few years have been smooth sailing and too comfortable for him. Relying on his cultivation as the Taiyi Golden Immortal and relying on the numerous magical treasures on his body, he allowed three brothers - Chang Huan, Wu Long, and Dai Li - to simultaneously **advance in rank** and **cross the calamity** at the same time.

  Taiyi True Immortal, in his eyes, was indeed looked down upon. Originally, he thought that with his own strength alone, he would definitely be able to help his brothers and even show off in front of the demons of the world. He took over the terrifying aura emitted by the three calamities combined into one, causing Old Huang's body hair to stand on end!

  "I was too arrogant." Huang Shiren regretted in his heart, and looked at the gaze of several brothers with a face of admiration, and insisted on going to suffer from thunderbolts.

  High above, wind and cloud gather, thunder rumbles, a red streak of light flashes down!

  "My goodness, this thunder is not the Blood Light Thunder from when I was crossing my tribulation, it looks even more fierce!" Huang Shiren's heart skipped a beat, and he didn't dare to be presumptuous anymore. He bowed his waist and brought out the 24th-ranked Exterminating Immortal Blue Lotus.

  Suddenly golden light flashed everywhere, lotus flowers bloomed in profusion, Old Huang sat on the lotus platform, presenting an unparalleled dignified and precious treasure.

  "Whoa! Another congenital-level treasure! Who is this guy?!"

  "Brothers, why don't we all go up together and take care of this guy, then snatch his treasure!"

  "Liu Er Di, you go by yourself, don't bring me along, I still have a wife."

  ……

  Innumerable mountain demons gazed at the green lotus, their mouths watering in desire.

  Huang Shiren's eyes widened, and he nervously said in his heart: "My precious, you must hold on!"

  "Boom!" Thunder struck down fiercely on the lotus platform.

  Bang!

  The lotus platform shook twice, motionless, and its light surged greatly!

  Good heavens! The Lotus Platform is actually... Huang Shiren was overjoyed and thought to himself: Why did the Lotus Platform, after being struck by heavenly lightning, suddenly become so vigorous, as if it had been fed hormones? Could it be true what the Master of Tongtian said, that this Lotus Platform can absorb all kinds of evil energy and turn it into a counterattack?!

  "Alright!" Huang Shiren's heart became restless again, after receiving the tenth heavenly thunderbolt, he found that the lotus platform's light suddenly grew longer, and its rank had been greatly elevated, making him even more certain of his inner thoughts.

  Haha! Alright alright! It's settled then!

  Lao Huang no longer hesitated, set up a lotus platform and rushed straight towards that thunderbolt!

  Boom!

  Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!

  Bolts of lightning struck down, like ten thousand dragons swimming freely, mighty and boundless, heavenly might boundless!

  Huang Shiren drove the lotus platform, wandering in the thunder and dragon, only to absorb the delicacies, having a great time.

  An hour's work didn't hurt him a single hair, but instead the lotus platform absorbed three calamities of thunderous breath, becoming even more solid and mature.

  "My dear brothers, from now on you can cultivate in peace and don't have to worry about crossing the calamity anymore." Having survived the heavenly tribulation, Huang Shiren put away the lotus platform, overjoyed.

  "Thank you, Big Brother!" Chang Hao, Dai Li and Wu Long, now all at the level of Taiyi True Immortal, were overjoyed and ecstatic.

  This scene left all the monsters in the world staring with their mouths agape.

  "From now on, watch out for those seven freaks of Mei Mountain, especially that one with the surname Huang, and stay away from them!"

  "Alright, alright! My cave and Mei Mountain are separated by 500 miles, I'll move back home!"

  ……

  Previously, they made a big show of their strength, and now they've revealed another trick. The reputation of the Mei Shan Seven Freaks is so renowned in the demonic world that it's hard to not know their name.

  Nüwa Palace!

  The banner of the demon king danced in the wind, a bell rang out, and ten thousand demons came to pay their respects. The unparalleled demonic energy emitted by them shot straight up into the clouds.

  Inside this grand palace, demons crowded against each other, densely packed, and one could not see the edge at a glance.

  These demons are from all over the world, familiar ones greet each other, while unfamiliar ones secretly plot to make a move, it's really dark and gloomy.

  "Second Brother Jiao, do you know why Her Majesty has summoned us?"

  "I don't know. But it seems like a big deal."

  "Alright, alright! Being able to make the princess take out the Demon-Attracting Flag is a big deal!"

  ……

  The monsters whispered among themselves, filled with doubts and suspicions.

  "Wow, this is the Nuwa Palace! It's really great, much more majestic than our heavenly realm!" Just as the demons were discussing, a loud laughter echoed through the palace, and a fat man carrying a nine-toothed rake walked in with a swagger.

  "You scoundrel! In Her Majesty's palace, how dare you be so presumptuous!" A white-haired old demon stepped out and shouted loudly.

  The words had not been finished, and seven people came in a hurry behind the fat man. The one at the front wore a fiery red Taoist robe, with a pointed mouth and sunken cheeks, having an ethereal and elegant appearance, with an air of elegance.

  "That's when I didn't speak, that's when I farted!" The old demon was so scared when he saw this person that his head shrunk back, and his butt sat on the ground, never daring to lift his head again.

  "Isn't this Huang Shiren?!"

  "Alright! Brothers, hurry up and hide!"

  All the monsters scrambled to get out of the way, and in the originally crowded yard, a large empty space was revealed.

  Huang Shiren and others were also unceremonious, sitting in the center, within a radius of ten zhangs, there was no one, very showy, very dazzling, very domineering!

  "Big brother, why can't I see the Queen of Heaven? I heard that Her Majesty is as beautiful as a flower, it's really..." Zhu Zhen looked left and right, seeing that the cloud carriage in front was empty, he felt very disappointed.

  "Third brother, shut your mouth. If mother hears you, you'll get a few strokes of the cane."

  "Shut up! Shut up!" Zhu Zhen covered her mouth and didn't say another word.

  Bang!

  Another bell rings, and all the monsters fall silent.

  All I could hear was the sound of the sky above, the breaking sound came, and three demonic auras flew in quickly.

  "Sister, almost late."

  "It's not your fault, what kind of bath are you taking? Luckily we made it in time, otherwise the queen would be furious, what would happen then?"

  "Sister!"

  A strange light fell to the ground, and three incredibly charming and seductive fairies appeared!

  These three demons are truly the most beautiful in the world, each with a unique charm: their hair is as black as clouds, their faces are like apricots and peaches, their skin is as pale as spring mountains, their waists are as slender as willows. They seem to be like peach blossoms after a spring rain, or pear flowers in the moonlight, no less beautiful than the celestial maidens who descended from the heavenly pool, Chang'e who left the Jade Palace, their lips are like cherry blossoms, and the words they speak are sweet and gentle, their autumn waves-like eyes are like phoenix eyes, and the corners of their eyes send out a thousand kinds of charming expressions.

  On the left, one wore white, in the middle, one wore red, and on the right, one wore blue, stunning all the demons under heaven, each drooling a pool of saliva, utterly mesmerized.

  "Big, big brother, I'm going to fight with gestures!" Zhu Zhen, this rascal, had a sudden surge of lust, his index finger trembling with excitement, jumped up first and made a bow, saying: "Please, three sisters!"

  Three beauties saw Zhu Ziren's face and all frowned, their faces showing displeasure.

  "What's wrong, fellow Taoist?" The man in green smiled slightly and said.

  "It's okay, it's okay, my big brother asked me to greet the three sisters."

  "Your older brother?"

  "Oh, it's him over there! He let three sisters go ahead of him!" Zhu Ziren pointed at Huang Shiren.

  Huang Shiren was so angry that he was about to spit out three fountains of fire!

  Your mom, eat shit yourself, let me wipe your ass!

  Three fairies looked at Huang Shiren, sitting upright among the group of demons, with an extraordinary air about him. The smaller demons around were extremely fearful, and they sensed that this person was someone important. They put aside their previous displeasure, stepped forward lightly, and greeted him with a bow, saying in soft voices: "My sisters have met you, Daoist brother."

  "Hehe, three sisters are too polite, sit down and talk!" Huang Shiren waved his hand, and several stone stools appeared on the empty ground. The three demons sat down.

  "I don't know why brother brought my sister over, what's there to say?" The one wearing green is quite mischievous and lovable, speaking whatever comes to mind.

  The one wearing red smiled and said, looking at the one wearing white: "Sister, I think this Taoist brother has taken a liking to you."

  "Dead girl, tear your mouth!" The one in white, seemingly the oldest, blushed.

  "Haha, I, Old Huang, have seen three sisters so charming, truly heavenly beauties descending to the mortal world. My heart is calm and speechless in admiration. I am deeply respectful! If you are willing to get acquainted, please don't blame me." Old Huang's words were smooth-talking, and the three demon girls smiled sweetly.

  "Xuanyuan Tomb White Jiuniang, Hu Ximei, and Wang Xiaoxiao pay their respects to Dao brother!" The three demons, seeing that Huang Shiren's abilities were impressive, had long wanted to make his acquaintance, and they all stood up and paid their respects.

  Huang Shiren heard this and his heart skipped a beat, it was truly turbulent!

  Who am I?! It turns out to be the three demons of Xuan Yuan Tomb!

  This Bai Jiuer must be the nine-tailed fox spirit that misled King Zhou and caused chaos in the world. This Hu Ximei is probably the nine-headed pheasant spirit, and as for this Wang Xiaoxiao, she's probably the Jade Pipa Spirit who was burned to death by Jiang Ziya!

  Looking at the three beauties, Old Huang was filled with emotions. These three treasures, let alone ordinary people, even he himself couldn't help but feel his heart fluttering, truly a beauty that brings calamity!

  "Three sisters, please rise, let's talk." Old Huang waved his hand slightly, and a powerful immortal energy lifted the three of them steadily.

  This move, without any suspicion of taking advantage, made the three demons suddenly feel good, and intentionally or unintentionally revealed Old Huang's cultivation.

  This man is not bad. Bai Jiu'er's beautiful eyes scanned Huang Shiren and nodded in approval.

  "Brother Dao, where is your cave dwelling?" Wang Xiao's words were innocent and lovely.

  Huang Shiren chuckled and introduced his brothers one by one. Several thugs stretched out their salty pig hands, making the three demons extremely embarrassed. Only Yuan Hong, holding an iron rod, stood there with his head raised, looking at the sky, pretending to be cool.

  "It's our first meeting, hehe, a small gift, please accept it, three sisters!" Huang Shiren took out three longan-sized six-turn golden pills and presented them with both hands, and the three demons suddenly widened their beautiful eyes.

  "It's actually... Dao brother, your courtesy is too great!" Bai Jiu'er shook his head.

  She was one of the three, a true immortal's cultivation, who had been living inside the Xuanyuan Tomb for a long time. When had she ever seen such a Golden Elixir!

  "Sister, if you see me, just call me brother, it's a small matter." Huang Shiran smiled dryly.

  "Sister, Huang is being kind and sincere, just accept it, otherwise wouldn't that make him lose face?" Wang Xiao Xiao came over, took the elixir, and said to Huang Shi Ren: "Huang brother, you're really a good person!"

  "Hehe, alright alright, all my friends say so." Old Huang said with a smile.

  The surrounding heavenly demons were vomiting uncontrollably.

  "Huang Dage, do you know why the Queen of Heaven has gathered all the demons in the world this time?" Wang Xiaoxiao walked over and whispered into Huang Shiren's ear.

  Lao Huang lowered his head, and his gaze fell on the waves in front of Wang Xiaoxiao's chest, and he was suddenly infatuated.

  "Brother Huang..."

  "Oh, this... I don't know either, I really don't know."

  Lao Huang saw Wang XiaoXiao discover it and dryly laughed, his heart couldn't help but feel a sense of sadness.

  These three demons, so lovely and charming, would have lived a peaceful life, cultivating immortality and playing pranks, how wonderful. Unfortunately, because of the Seal of the Gods list, all three demons ended up with miserable ends, such beauty turned into flying ashes, what a waste of heaven's gift.

  I'm Lao Huang, I absolutely can't let these sisters disappear into thin air!

  Bang! Just as they were chatting enthusiastically, the third bell rang out, and suddenly a multitude of auspicious clouds appeared above the Queen's palace, with celestial music floating gently.

  The master is here!

  This time, I have to resort to some means, can't just watch these three sisters jump into the fire pit.

  Someone's eyes rolled over and calculated in their mind.

  The first update is for those above. Thanks to the expired golden brother's reward, what can I say to you? A thousand words boil down to one sentence: how much I cherish you all! Otherwise, why would we gather together to make a gesture? Haha. Just kidding, fellow Taoists, please give me more support! Your humble Daoist thanks you.