Chapter 21: Huang San Teaches Lu Zhishen the Art of Flying Daggers

  And speaking of Lu Ya Dao Ren, this guy is the number one loose immortal in the world, his cultivation is high, his seniority is high, except for Hong Jun Lao Zu, I'm afraid no one knows his true nature.

  Huang Shiren was very familiar with the Investiture of the Gods, but he couldn't figure out the origin and background of this cheap master. He only knew that in the Investiture of the Gods, Lu Ya seemed to have a deep connection with the Xuanmen sect, standing on their side, every time Jiang Ziya and the Xuanmen people encountered difficulties, he would appear, slightly lend a hand, and easily resolve the problem, after finishing, he would pat his butt and leave, continuing to live a carefree life.

  Yun Zhongzi, the beloved disciple of Yuan Shi Tian Zun, had taken his own son, snatched his wind and thunder staff, and accepted Liang Zi. It was a case of "a broken jar is beyond repair", and there was nothing that could be done about it. But when Lu Ya asked himself this question, how should he respond? Old Huang looked at Lu Ya with a nervous heart. If Lu Ya, who had a deep connection with the Tianxian sect, were to take offense at this matter and cause trouble for him, wouldn't old Huang be in for a disaster?

  Huang Shiren thought for a moment, gritted his teeth, and had no choice but to recount the events that had occurred earlier in detail. Of course, in the process of narrating, he couldn't help but add some embellishments, portraying Yun Zhongzi as an overbearing and bullying figure, while making himself out to be someone who was struggling with great difficulties, yet remained steadfast and unyielding. In short, Old Huang's attitude was: "Damn it, it was all his fault!"

  "Master, Yun Zhongzi is a scoundrel who relies on being from the Tianyi Sect to bully people everywhere. If it weren't for your good disciple's quick thinking, I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to see me today!" Huang Shiren hugged Lu Ya's leg, with snot and tears all over his face, truly pitiful.

  "Haha!" Lu Ya heard and laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, clapping his hands: "Great! Shi Ren, you did a good job with this vote!"

  "Ah?!" Huang Shiren heard this and his head twitched: "Master, aren't you angry?"

  "Why should I be angry?"

  "Aren't you on good terms with Yan Jiao? I've become a Daoist disciple of Yun Zhongzi and snatched his Wind and Thunder Mace, aren't you angry?"

  "What's the big deal!" Lu Ya yawned and said, "Master has some connections with that Hong Jun, but back then it was just a promise to help him out with something."

  "What's going on?" Huang Shiren couldn't let go of such a gossip opportunity.

  "It's not a big deal. Master and Hong Jun played cards, lost to that guy, promised to take care of the door person when they have time, especially Shan Jiao." Lu Ya glared at the sky with annoyance, saying: "That rascal Yuan Shi, I get annoyed every time I see him, his nose is on his forehead, always pretending to be a gentleman, but he's not a good thing! I'm very annoyed! And that guy from Ba Jing Palace, always looking so profound and unfathomable, but actually full of sinister plots, I really can't stand it! If it weren't for Hong Jun's face, damn it, with my temper as an old man, I would have slapped them a few times already!"

  "Oh, I see." Huang Shiran nodded his head.

  No wonder in the Investiture of the Gods, Lu Xing appears to help Tianyi solve the problem and then turns around and leaves, ignoring those people from Tianyi, it turns out that's what happened.

  "Yun Zhongzi is indeed a man of the same moral character as Yuanshi. I had previously suspected that he was actually a descendant of Yuanshi. Being able to make him fall into your hands also serves as a lesson for him." Lu Ya was very satisfied with Huang Shiren's actions.

  "Master, you make it sound easy. Why did I leave my hometown and family if not to avoid Cloud Middle Child finding me? You may have passed on, but I'm still just a small True Immortal now, and anyone can slap me dead with one palm. Huang Shiren chuckled: "Master, even if I die, it's no big deal, I'll just lose my life, but you'll lose face! People will say: 'Come see, Lu Ya's disciple was slapped to death, isn't he supposed to be a great person? Looks like he's all show and no substance.' Master, isn't that right?"

  "It's all right." Lu Ya looked at Huang Shi Ren and knew that this guy was going to do his own thing, and then said: "However, it doesn't matter. If you meet Yun Zhongzi and the others in the future, just say you're my disciple, and there won't be any problem."

  "Hey! Master, you're talking nonsense!"

  "What's wrong?"

  "I'll make you my master, this matter only you and I know, heaven and earth know, and also Da Sheng knows. Apart from us, who else would know? Moreover, I don't have any proof on me, how can others believe?" Huang Shi-ren cried out.

  "It's also okay." Lu Ya sat up and looked at Huang Shi Ren's face, saying: "If I use my San Wei Li Huo to write on your face that you are my disciple, wouldn't that be enough?"

  "Master, you're being naughty again! Disciples like me have to rely on their face to make a living!" Huang Shiren gave Lu Ya a white eye and looked at the purple golden gourd behind him, laughing slyly.

  "Good heavens! I've thought of it - this gourd that Master's been carrying on his back is actually the legendary Heaven-Defying, World-Famous Number One Killer, the Flying Guillotine!"

  "Master, how about this? You give me that gourd of yours. Firstly, it'll serve as a keepsake, and secondly, with the gourd in my possession, people will know at a glance that I'm your disciple, what do you say?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

  "It's not like it can't be done." Lu pressed his head slightly.

  "Thank you, Master!" Huang Shiren was overjoyed!

  Grandma's, with this beheading immortal flying knife, I'm afraid of WHO! When Yun Zhongzi comes, I'll say "Please turn around, baby", and in an instant, I can take that guy's head off!

  Lao Huang stretched out his big hand to take it, but was blocked by Lu Ya.

  "Disciple, I didn't say I would give you this gourd."

  "Master, how can you be a cheat! You just said it was okay!"

  "Bad luck! I didn't say it was okay, did I?" Lu Ya opened his eyes and said, "I'll be honest with you, this gourd isn't that important to me either. It's just that when I killed the three corpses, I used my own evil corpse to practice with it. With your cultivation, not only can you not use it, but you might also hurt yourself."

  No wonder the legendary Flying Dagger of Beheading Immortals is said to be the number one killer aura, it's actually Lu Ye's evil corpse!

  "Alright, Master, I don't want the gourd anymore. If you have any rare and precious treasures, give a basketful to your good disciple! And if you have any Eight-Turn Golden Elixir or Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, bring out a sack of it for your disciple too!"

  "You scoundrel! Do you think I'm Pangu or something!? You think pulling out a single hair can create a treasure!?" Looking at this disciple, Lu Yi was so angry he couldn't help but laugh and cry.

  "Master, you've taken me as your disciple, can't you at least give me a gift for our first meeting? I just saw you take out something good from your bag! Master, one should be generous and not too stingy!"

  "Damn it!" Lu Ya burst into a loud scolding, then picked up the pouch and said, "To be honest, I got this pouch by killing a small cultivator. What's the use of having a magical treasure like the Immortal Pellet?"

  "Master! I don't care, if you don't give me benefits today, I'll tell everyone everywhere that my master Lu is the most stingy ghost under heaven! He even uses a sieve to filter his urine and recycles his feces back into the stove!"

  "You scoundrel!" Lu Ya couldn't outdo Huang Shiren, so he let out a sigh and sat up, looking at Huang Shiren with one eye. "As for the treasure, I don't have any for now. When Master encounters someone who is not pleasing to the eye in the future, I'll pinch them to death and take some from them. The debt will be owed first. How's that?"

  "What else can I do?! I'm no match for you!"

  "Good apprentice, I'm not a iron rooster. There's a method here, will you learn it or not?" Lu Ya smiled and said.

  "Great method!" Huang Shiren's eyes lit up, and he exclaimed: "That's it! Master, now you can teach me to behead the three corpses. I've heard that if you behead the three corpses, you'll become a saint!"

  "My grandma! You think beheading three corpses is like chopping watermelon!"

  "Master, you're talking nonsense! I call you Master, and your wife is called Granny. How can you ask about your own mother? You're really unfilial!"

  "I'll slap you to death, you scoundrel!"

  ……

  The two scoundrels, master and apprentice, made the surroundings chaotic. On the other side, Jin Dashi had long since hidden far away and bumped into a tree himself.

  Don't look at Lu Ya's cultivation for countless years, but it was the first time he had accepted a disciple. He encountered Huang Shi Ren, such a black-hearted person, and was directly made dizzy by Huang Shi Ren.

  "Disciple, you now have a small trick, bring it out and let your master see, so that your master can prescribe the right medicine." Lu Ya smiled.

  Huang Shiren couldn't say a single word, he's just a second-rate guy, not loved by his parents, the only thing he's good at is that palm thunder. In front of Lu Ya, he used it once and blasted half of the earth mound away, after finishing, he was complacent.

  "Master, look at this palm thunder of mine, isn't it great?"

  "Alas, it's still too early for the thunder to sound, good! It's a rare plaything." Lu Ya stroked his beard and said: "What a pity, such a fine thunder, in your hands, is simply a waste of heaven's gift!"

  "Master, you're talking nonsense!"

  "Old man, I'm telling you the truth. Tai Xiang Zheng Lei is ranked second among the top ten Zheng Lei, with boundless power. This palm thunder of yours is really a waste of great talent. How about I teach you the Five Thunder Zheng Method?"

  "What is the Orthodox Dharma of the Five Thunders?"

  "In the Taoist teachings, the Thunder Method is the highest. The Five Thunder Orthodox Method, also known as the Five Thunder Evil Method, Five Thunder Orthodox Method, and Five Thunder Taoist Method, are collectively referred to as such. Originally, there was no distinction between orthodox and evil methods; rather, they represent three stages. In the first stage, one must sever all karmic obstacles and cultivate internal alchemy. The second stage involves cultivating thunder through the five organs. The third stage involves cultivating the pre-heavenly primordial energy. These three stages are equivalent to 'entering orthodoxy through evil, cultivating the Tao through orthodoxy, and uniting with truth through the Tao.' By practicing this method, one can open up the Five Thunder, and upon reaching a high level of proficiency, summon thunderbolts to attack opponents, reducing them to ashes. I usually use this method to destroy corpses and eliminate evidence. Once the true fruit is achieved and the Heavenly Way is obtained, cultivating the pre-heavenly primordial energy allows one to transform into the Three Pure Ones. The Old Lord of the Supreme Void is a master of this realm, but my teacher dislikes this practice, so I haven't cultivated it to that level."

  Isn't this just the Five Thunderclap? Thinking about it, being able to summon such a terrifying attack on one's opponent is truly exhilarating. Huang Shiren was overjoyed, and then he heard that if he cultivated to the end, he could even achieve the One Qi Transforms Three Purities, which made him ecstatic. This is indeed Taishang Laojun's trump card, it's really impressive.

  "Good master, I want to learn!"

  "Excellent!"

  "Master, I'd like to ask a small question, how many years does it take to cultivate this technique?"

  "I reckon it'll take at least a million or two million years to achieve anything."

  "Master, you can't fool people to death!"

  On the yellow earth mound, came Huang Shiren's loud curses shaking the sky!

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  The first update is here! Last night I drank till midnight.

  Alas.

  Fellow Taoists, do you still have any recommendation tickets? If so, please give me one. Thanks!