Chapter 18: The Embarrassing Hemostasis

  "Lin Jie, help me out, go get some toilet paper." I said to Lin Jie and directly took off my top.

  Lin sister nodded and helped me get toilet paper.

  So much blood has been shed, except for the initial cut that was a bit painful, afterwards there was almost no feeling at all. This really got me into trouble, even if I had built my foundation, excessive blood loss would still be fatal!

  Before long, Lin Jie came running over with a roll of toilet paper. I frowned and said to her, "Lin Jie, use the toilet paper to stop the bleeding for me first. There's nothing at home that can be used for disinfection, so just stop the bleeding for now, then we'll go to the hospital!" Lin Jie nodded and tore off a piece of toilet paper to apply pressure to my wound.

  I felt relieved seeing this situation, it seemed like Lin sister had temporarily forgotten about what happened earlier.

  "Ah yo, I'm dead!" Suddenly I felt a pain in my back, and Lin sister behind me hurriedly said: "Sorry, sorry Summer, I didn't mean to, does it hurt...?"

  "Hehe, a bit..." I said with a dry laugh. To be honest, when Lin sister pressed the toilet paper on the wound on my back, it did hurt a little, not that piercing pain, but a very light and persistent one. It's like someone is constantly poking your little brother with an embroidery needle, but not hard enough to pierce through. If you really can't feel it, you can try it yourself.

  This feeling made me feel uncomfortable, so I wanted to distract myself and started daydreaming. As I thought about it, I remembered Lin's expression earlier: "Can you bring a set... It's my first time..." As I thought about it, Xia Tian suddenly felt excited again, and his heart was thrilled. It seemed that the nurse who had been hiding earlier hadn't made me impotent for life after all!

  I just thought of this, and Xiao Xi Tian suddenly became weak, the heroic spirit from earlier disappeared without a trace! I'm so embarrassed! I didn't think about that Tibetan Mastiff nurse, it's really too humiliating! Xiao Xi Tian, brother owes you an apology! If every time I want to be strong, I think of that Tibetan Mastiff nurse, wouldn't I become like **?!

  Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! What nonsense, you've never seen any other nurses in the hospital, only that one nurse Mei Xue, just her! I shook my head and threw the image of that Tibetan mastiff-like nurse out of my mind.

  To avoid thinking about the Tibetan Mastiff nurse's appearance, I started chatting with Lin sister: "Lin sister, your expression just now was so cute, what happened... for the first time..."

  Others have Guan Yu playing chess to cure his wounds, while Master Wong watches adult videos to dig out bullets. Now it's my turn this summer, chatting and farting, using toilet paper to stop bleeding and cure wounds!

  "You're still talking!" Lin sister said angrily, and with a force in her hand, my god! It hurts so much! As soon as the words left my mouth, I realized it wasn't right. If I had said that to Mei Xue, she would have blushed and been too shy to speak, maybe even gotten some attention. But this is Lin sister! Why do I always say such humiliating things?!

  I'm a gentleman in summer, of course I'm a real gentleman, saying that I'm a gentleman on the bed is a decisive flash person! So from now on, this kind of dirty talk will absolutely not come out of my mouth!

  I'm in great pain, so I had no choice but to beg for mercy from Lin Jie: "Lin Jie, I was wrong, I won't say it, I won't say it!"

  "Consider yourself lucky!" Lin sister finally let go, if this woman were to be married and become someone's wife, that person would really be miserable.

  "In the summer, toilet paper ran out, but the bleeding hasn't stopped yet, what to do?!" Not long after, Lin sister said to me, I hastily replied: "I have some in my room, take them all out, don't use them one by one, just press it on directly!" Joking, would a loser's house run out of toilet paper?"

  Lin sister rushed into my bedroom, took out three rolls of toilet paper and walked out, without saying a word, she pressed it on, I was in so much pain that I was grimacing. Lin sister saw the situation and asked with concern: "Xiatiian, is it very painful? If you can't take it, let's rush to the hospital!"

  A beautiful woman says "no" to a man, that's an insult to the man. I gritted my teeth: "I'm very erect! Come on!"

  Actually, I'm not unwilling to go to the hospital. Mei'er told me before that after my foundation was established, my body became different from ordinary people. If I went to the hospital, those doctors would definitely find all sorts of excuses to help me check up, and if they discovered the difference in my physique, wouldn't they dissect me?!

  This hospital is really a rip-off. Last time I had a circumcision, they even made me take a full-body CT scan. Is that necessary?!

  "Summer... toilet paper is gone, let's go to the hospital!" Not long after, Lin sister said toilet paper was gone again. I'm speechless! Enough toilet paper for me to use for several months, and it's actually gone in just a short while?

  As expected, the number of my descendants is still no match for this red blood! But I absolutely cannot go to the hospital, now my head is a bit hypoxic, dizzy, but not serious, even if it's Spring Brother, bleeding so much should be hung up!

  I once heard an old man say that before I was born, the checks all said I was a girl, but the old man always wanted a grandson, so he prayed every day, and finally moved heaven to turn me into a boy.

  I now have a feeling, although I became a man, but I still have to endure the pain that women have to suffer. The blood that women shed every month is all coming out of me at once!

  "I'm not going to the hospital, Lin sister has something that can stop bleeding, use it first, I've lost so much blood, wait a while and maybe it will stop! You quickly find what can stop bleeding!" I said to Lin sister, Lin sister listened anxiously and searched her body back and forth, I was helpless, what could she find on her body to stop bleeding?!

  But Lin sister really found something and handed me a package: "Will this do?"

  I almost fainted, damn it! Sanitary napkin! Is this Sofy or Kotex? Never mind, girls use this thing during that time of the month, it should stop soon, right?

  "Okay! You go ahead and press it!" I nodded, indicating to Lin that it was okay. Lin hesitated for a moment before pressing it anyway.

  This time I'm really like a girl who has been drained of all her energy! But why is my head getting dizzier and dizzier?

  "Alright!" Just as I was about to faint, Mei'er's voice reached my ears, and then her lovely figure appeared before my eyes. At the same time, I also became more clear-headed. Thinking that Lin Jie was still behind me, I hastily opened my mouth to say to Mei'er: "Mei'er, how did you come out? Quickly go back, Lin Jie is still in the back!"

  But as soon as I spoke, I felt something was off. Given Lin's personality, if someone suddenly appeared out of nowhere, she would have been startled and cried out, but Lin didn't make a sound. What's going on?

  With a puzzled expression, I turned around to see Lin's hand still pressing on those sanitary napkins, frowning at my wound as if frozen in place. It reminded me of the "ding" word that Mei'er shouted earlier, it seems that Lin has been "ding"-ed by Mei'er.

  "What's wrong with this woman, actually using such a thing to harm you!" Mei'er had an angry expression, pulling those white-robed angels from the wound and throwing them on the ground: "I don't know what kind of monster this thing is, it can actually suck blood, if I hadn't come out, you would have probably died!"

  As soon as I heard this, I remembered that this thing can indeed suck blood and its ability is quite strong! Mei'er pushed Lin Jie down with a fit of rage, and now she seemed to be saying something painful behind me: "Xiatian, bear with it for a moment, I'll save you!" As she spoke, one hand transformed into a fluffy fox paw, cutting towards her own wrist. I hastily grabbed her hand: "Mei'er, what are you doing?!"

  "You've lost too much blood, you need to get new blood in you right away. And my blood is special, it's the blood of a nine-tailed fox with healing properties. If I just give you some of my blood, you'll be fine immediately!" Mei'er's expression was anxious, but she was willing to give me her blood to save me, and she had only just unsealed one of her tails... if she gave me blood now, something would definitely go wrong. I quickly said: "Mei'er, no need! I'm going to the hospital right now!" And with that, I prepared to get up.

  "Alright!" Mei'er cast a spell to immobilize me, her eyes gazing deeply into mine: "Sorry, Summer, if I don't give you a blood transfusion now, you'll die..." She then prepared to slit open her wrist.

  "No!" I screamed inwardly, but being pinned down, I had no way out.

  At the moment when Mei's paws touched another wrist, a cluster of bright red blood flowers danced before my eyes.