Chapter 17: Is Lin Jie Flat-Chested?

  "I... I'm a bloody killer! And you still don't know what kind of person I am after knowing me for so long!" I was getting annoyed, Lin's imagination was too powerful, just a little blood and she thought so much, if this blood accidentally got on an inflatable doll, wouldn't she think I'm a perverted demon?

  I thought this roar of mine could wake Lin up, but who knew, she was even more scared, and actually cried directly. I'm in trouble! This thing has blown up!

  "You also said you weren't, but if you weren't, why did your eyes flash with a fierce light after seeing that blood, and...your current appearance is clearly thinking of killing someone to silence them!" This woman's words were becoming more and more reasonable! What a waste of talent not to use this imagination for writing!

  But what made me vomit blood was that it wasn't over yet, Lin sister continued to say with tears in her eyes: "You must have killed someone, carried the corpse on your back, and brought it back here, so there's so much blood on your back. And... I knocked for such a long time without opening the door, you must be hiding the corpse, right?"

  Teacher Cang and Teacher Da Mu! This woman has watched too many TV dramas, it's so melodramatic!

  "In summer, I don't want your rent anymore, won't you spare my life?" Lin sister had a pitiful and moving expression: "Today's incident, I absolutely will not speak out about it."

  I may have been a bit numb, and I actually came up with the idea of teasing Lin sister. I pretended to be fierce: "Hmph! If you don't say anything, I can pretend that you don't know anything and let you off. But now that you know everything, I absolutely cannot let you off!"

  Who knew Lin sister really believed it was true: "Summer, please spare me!"

  A sly smile flashed across my face: "Let you off?"

  "Uh-huh!" Lin sister hastily nodded her head, I had a ** smile on my face: "That's okay, but you have to agree to one condition for me!"

  Lin sister heard that there was a way out, and hurriedly said: "I agree! I agree to everything!" I licked my own lips, and with an extremely sinister tone said: "Let me shoot once, and I'll let you go!"

  Lin sister was taken aback, I was delighted in my heart, originally thought Lin sister had been completely intimidated by me, ready to clarify things, who knew Lin sister's face turned red: "Can you bring a condom?"

  I'm shocked! After hearing Lin's words and seeing her blush, my little Xia Tian actually got hard with shame! But it didn't end there, Lin continued to blush and said: "I... I'm a first-timer, can you be gentle later?"

  As soon as the words came out, two red dragons directly sprayed out of my nostrils, looking very majestic and powerful, coiled between my lips. Xia Tian was even more spirited and ready to strike.

  A beauty told me those words, I, a pure and innocent little virgin boy, can't take it, now my mouth is really dry and my tongue is burning!

  But I have a dirty mind, but I don't have the guts! If something really happened between me and Lin, he would know that I'm not the kind of killer she thinks I am, and he'll definitely kill me!

  But what I'm really worried about is becoming a pendant, hanging around my neck, all the seductive girls in front of me must have seen it, I have to put on a decent and respectable appearance, otherwise if the seductive girl gets angry and leaves me, that would be a huge loss!

  I swallowed hard and tried to shake off those evil thoughts, but the more I thought about it, the more stubborn Xia Tian became.

  Just then, I suddenly remembered the Tibetan Mastiff nurse in the hospital, and Xia Tian immediately softened. Grass, won't I just die like this? No way, after explaining to Lin sister, I'll go to the toilet to try, my Xia Tian can still get hard.

  "Th-that... Lin sister..." I suddenly found myself stuttering, gritted my teeth and said to Lin sister: "Lin sister, no joking around, the injuries on me were from fighting with someone else, that blood is mine too, hurry up and get up!"

  I forced a smile on my face, as the saying goes, "Don't hit someone with a smiling face". I smiled so brightly that Lin sister must not have had the heart to lay hands on me.

  Lin sister heard what I said and was stunned, muttering: "Is everything you said true?"

  I coughed twice and continued laughing, saying: "It's true!"

  Lin sister was stunned for a moment, seemingly convinced that what I said was true. She suddenly let out a sigh of relief, with an expression as if she had been granted amnesty. Seeing this situation, I also let out a sigh of relief. It seems that the saying "don't hit someone who smiles at you" is really true. But just as I thought so, Lin sister stood up from the ground in a huff, picked up the mop I had put down earlier and swung it at me while shouting loudly: "You dare to flirt with me? Go die!"

  As soon as Lin sister's voice fell, the mop was smashed onto my head. I didn't stand firm for a moment and directly fell to the ground. Damn it! Who the hell said "Don't hit someone with a smiling face"? I curse his grandma, not accurate at all, okay?!

  I fell to the ground, and Lin sister's mop in her hand hit me wildly. If I hadn't built a foundation, I probably wouldn't have had the chance to talk to everyone today.

  "Ow, it hurts! Lin sister, I was wrong, I was wrong!" I hurriedly begged for mercy. Although the mop didn't hurt much when it hit me, I had to cooperate a bit, or else how would Lin sister vent her anger?

  But Lin sister didn't let up on me at all, and the more she hit, the more ferocious it became! As a big man being beaten by a woman like this, I was so suffocated that I couldn't care about pleasing Lin sister anymore. I grabbed the mop with one hand and shouted at Lin sister: "Are you done yet? I've already apologized to you!"

  As expected, Lin Jie was startled by my sudden shout and stood there in a daze. Indeed, I have an air of majesty about me! Just as I was feeling pleased with myself, Lin Jie suddenly snatched the mop from my hand and glared at me fiercely: "You dare to scare me? Watch me beat you to death today!" With that, she started hitting me wildly again. As a loser, I was completely overpowered by Lin Jie's momentum and could only let her trample all over me... Finally, Lin Jie exhausted herself and stopped, thank goodness!

  Actually, although Lin sister has been hitting me for so long, she hasn't used much strength at all. It's also possible that after building the foundation, I've become too thick-skinned and tough. Besides, how much strength can a girl have?

  Sister Lin was glaring at me with a huff, her small mouth panting heavily, apparently her anger hadn't dissipated yet. I quickly stood up, poured a glass of cold boiled water, and walked respectfully to her side with a flattering smile: "Sister Lin, are you tired from fighting? Drink some water and take a rest, if your anger hasn't dissipated, then please continue!"

  I got beaten up, yet I still put on a smiling face and even have the appearance of flattering that person. You guys must think I'm really cheap, right? Do you guys understand anything at all?! If I didn't do this, who knows how long I would be tortured by Lin sister! This is called it's better to suffer a short pain than a long one! Is this something that you lowly losers can comprehend?!

  Lin jie heard what I said and burst out laughing, but seemed to suddenly realize it wasn't right, so she turned cold again. However, she still took the water and started drinking.

  Looks like Lin sister is really tired, beating up a big guy like me who's 185cm tall, it's really tiring for the girl!

  I looked at Lin with a smile, Lin seemed to have dissipated her anger, but she didn't seem willing to let me off so easily, still glaring at me. But as she glared, Lin suddenly exclaimed: "Ah!"

  I was so scared that I shook and the water cup I had just received fell down.

  My dear sister, what's going on again? If I get another shock like this, I'll really be done for! But before I could even come to my senses, Lin jie called out again: "Ah!"

  My god! Who set this up? How did Lin Jie get a line?! It's not even as many lines as Wang Xiaochen had in that one short film episode!

  I was grumbling, looked down and finally knew why Lin sister let out another "ah". It turned out that my previous shudder had spilled half a cup of water from the cup.

  If the light had spilled out, it wouldn't have been a big deal, but unfortunately, that half cup of water wasn't too much or too little, and it all spilled on Lin's chest. Since it was summer, she was wearing thin clothes, and when the water wet them, I could see her pink bra clearly.

  "Sorry, Lin sister, I really didn't mean to! Let me wipe it for you!" As she spoke, she reached out and started wiping Lin sister's chest. I swear, at that moment, I was really just trying to dry the water off! But as soon as my hand touched Lin sister's bra, the original bulge suddenly sank down a little, then slowly rose back up again.

  Lin sister's chest was originally not considered big, and now it's even smaller than average, is this the legendary Princess Taiping?

  Lin's face was already red enough, and after I did that, her face turned even redder. With a tone of resentment, she said: "Hurry up and take your hand away!" I was taken aback, and quickly withdrew my hand, my face also red as I said: "I-I'm sorry Lin... I-I didn't mean to... it really wasn't on purpose..."

  "Never mind!" Lin sister turned her face away, pretending to be angry. I dryly laughed twice: "I won't say it, I won't say it!" But as soon as I finished speaking, Lin sister suddenly turned her head back: "Xiatian, you lost so much blood, are you okay?"

  I just remembered, damn it! The wound on my back is still bleeding!