Chapter 6: The Legendary **

  Just as I was indulging in the pleasure, I suddenly felt someone patting my shoulder. Subconsciously, I turned my head around, and if I hadn't looked, it wouldn't have been a big deal, but one glance almost made me scream!

  Mei'er suddenly appeared behind me and scared the hell out of me! Big sister, I'm still a pure-hearted little virgin, you can't scare me like this, I really can't take it!

  Fortunately, Xia Tian had already finished urinating and simply shook himself off a couple of times before hastily pulling up his pants.

  Turning around to look at Mei'er who was smiling at me, I said: "Mei'er, can you please not suddenly appear out of nowhere next time? It's going to give someone a heart attack!" Sighing: "And this is the men's restroom, okay?"

  "Just now looking at your appearance seems quite happy, like encountering that kind of thing?" Mei'er looked at me and said with a smile that was not quite a smile.

  Although I knew that Mei'er was talking about what happened between me and Mother Tiger just now, I still pretended to be confused and asked with a straight face: "Are you talking about peeing?"

  Mei'er didn't respond to my answer and continued asking: "Do you like that feeling?"

  I subconsciously nodded, but immediately felt something was off and wanted to shake my head in denial. However, Mei'er gave a sly smile, her voice full of temptation as she said to me: "Mine can be touched too." As she spoke, she intentionally pushed out her impressive twin peaks on her chest.

  Mei'er's words had barely left her lips when Xia Tian, who had just finished washing up, suddenly raised his head high, his nose grew hot, and blood began to flow out.

  Mei'er is indeed a high-ranking person, and without lifting a hand, I've already seen red.

  She tempted me like this, my hand involuntarily reached out to grab her twin peaks, just as I was about to touch them, she suddenly dodged past, covering her mouth and laughing softly, so charming. Only then did I realize that I had been played.

  "In summer, hehe, you're so cute!" Mei'er laughed more and more exaggeratedly until she saw my face wasn't right and stopped.

  This girl is really a fox spirit, no, she originally was one, and still is the noblest nine-tailed demon fox.

  "Is it that funny?!" I said irritably to Mei'er.

  I was originally going to scold her severely, but looking at her cute appearance, I really couldn't get angry. Mei'er suddenly looked at me with a serious face and said: "Xiàtiān, do you really like that feeling?"

  I was stunned after hearing that and thought, what man doesn't like that kind of thing? Even eunuchs would probably love it too. Except for men with special tastes, of course.

  Although I wanted to maintain a straight face, seeing Mei being so serious, I honestly nodded.

  Mei'er saw that I acknowledged, and then opened her mouth to say: "Your human society is full of deceit and trickery. If you want to possess the beauty of the world, you must stand at the peak of this world!" Mei'er paused for a moment before continuing: "But now, even a small punk like Zhou Feng can pose a threat to you. You must make yourself stronger, so that you can protect the people you care about... and me."

  "I know." Mei Er said, I have to admit that I am really too weak now, no money, no one, no power. This time, although I scared Zhou Feng away, he will definitely come back to find me again!

  Just as I was thinking, I suddenly thought of something and shouted at Mei'er: "Mother Tiger is not the one I like! Everything just now was an accident!" I'm indeed a loser, when thinking about serious things, I can still be distracted by this.

  Mei'er looked at me and smiled helplessly: "You'd better go out, if you stay inside for so long, that person will be suspicious." After finishing speaking, she turned back into a necklace and hung around my neck.

  I suddenly envied Meier, if I could turn into a necklace, wouldn't I be able to sleep in the cleavage of a beauty every day? But thinking that Mother Tiger was still waiting for me outside, I immediately walked out of the toilet.

  "Who were you talking to in the toilet just now? And who is the mother tiger?" Mother Tiger asked me like a cannonball as soon as I walked out of the toilet.

  She asked this, and I was embarrassed. Was I supposed to say that I was chatting with a beautiful fox spirit in the toilet just now? Or should I say that the mother tigress is you? I'm so screwed! Isn't that looking for death?!

  No choice but to play dumb with the mother tiger: "The toilet is just me alone, you must have heard it wrong!"

  "Did I really hear that wrong?" The mother tiger actually believed it, and I really can't understand how she graduated from a prestigious university with this IQ.

  "Never mind, just remember, what happened earlier, absolutely can't tell anyone!" Mother Tiger's tone was unusually harsh. I pretended to think about something and looked at Mother Tiger with a puzzled expression, asking: "What happened earlier? I don't remember."

  The mother tiger looked at me and finally didn't have a stiff face, smiled and said: "You're still sensible!" She turned around and said: "Hurry up, the food I brought for you is going to get cold." After finishing speaking, she was about to leave. As I watched the mother tiger's figure, I suddenly had an idea.

  "Ah, my head is spinning!" I pretended to be a bit weak and unsteady on my feet. Sure enough, Mother Tiger heard me and immediately came back, supporting me as she looked at me with a puzzled expression: "Didn't you just get better?"

  I pretended to be weak and said in a feeble tone: "Maybe it's because I exercised too strenuously just now..."

  But these words reminded Mother Tiger of what had just happened, and her face turned red: "Didn't you say you'd already forgotten?!" She said, stretching out her hand to get ready to "love" me painfully.

  I quickly bowed my head and said: "I was talking about urinating!"

  But the mother tiger didn't stop, and she came at me with a swipe of her paw right at my head.

  I let out a miserable cry and said with a bitter face: "Teacher, you're bullying a sick person!"

  The old tiger turned its head aside and said with a straight face, "What's wrong with bullying you?" After that, it dragged me strongly towards the ward.

  The friction between my arm and the double peaks of Mother Tiger all the way made me forget the pain, after waiting for more than a decade, the heavens finally opened their eyes!

  Back to the ward, lying on the bed contentedly, finishing the meal, Mother Tiger left. Being alone in the ward is a bit lonely, but my injuries haven't fully recovered yet, so I can only stay here for now.

  Mother Tiger left soon after, and Mei'er transformed into a human figure appearing before me.

  When I saw Mei'er appear, I couldn't help but smile. It seems that heaven is not treating me badly after all! The beautiful teacher just left, and the charming fox spirit came out to find me.

  "Have you had enough?" Mei'er said with a scowl, "While it's true that all men are lustful, I've never seen anyone as lecherous as you!" Upon hearing Mei'er say this, I hastily wiped my mouth. Can you blame me? With her flaunting those two big breasts of hers, I wanted to be pure, but could I?!

  "Now I will teach you the method of cultivation, so that your injuries can heal faster." As soon as I heard Mei'er was going to teach me how to cultivate, I immediately put away those dirty thoughts and listened carefully.

  What Mei'er said is roughly the same as what I wrote above, taking in the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, tempering oneself, opening up one's mind, and elevating one's consciousness. However, actually putting it into practice is much more difficult.

  Firstly, one must inhale through the nose and exhale through the mouth. According to Zhuangzi's terminology, this is called "exhaling and inhaling".

  It's basically using your nose to inhale the spiritual energy in the air, and then exhaling the turbid energy through your mouth. As time goes on, I find that this is more tiring than masturbation.

  Physically, there's nothing wrong, but mentally it's too exhausting. Breathing in through the nose and out through the mouth, at first it was fine, but after a while I forgot, after all these years of breathing in and out through my nose. The key is that this kind of breathing doesn't feel right, and soon I got impatient.

  "Mei'er, this method is useless!" I said somewhat impatiently: "I don't feel anything at all!"

  It's a huge torture for a loser like me to have patience and do this, I'd rather masturbate to get it over with.

  Mei'er looked at me helplessly: "It's only been a short while and you can't hold back your nature, cultivation requires persistence!" Mei'er paused for a moment, sighed: "Forget it, this isn't your fault either. After so many years of worldly contamination, the spiritual energy has become very thin, plus this place has too much yin energy, it's indeed difficult to absorb much spiritual energy through breathing exercises."

  I was just complaining a bit, but when I heard Mei say that, I suddenly felt a bit flustered: "Do you mean I won't be able to cultivate anymore?"

  "This isn't bad either." Upon hearing that she could still cultivate, her heart which had been hanging in the air finally put down. Mei'er furrowed her eyebrows: "If there are immortal pellets or spiritual medicine to temper your body, your cultivation speed will increase by a lot."

  As soon as I heard the four words "Xian Dan Ling Yao", my heart cooled down by half. If you say that Jin Qiang Bu Dao Wan and Huan San are still available, where can I get Xian Dan Ling Yao!

  Seeing Mei'er's expression, I knew that the immortal medicine she was talking about didn't exist. It seems that this path of cultivation is not going to work out.

  But I still had some lingering hopes, and looking at Mei'er, I asked: "Is there any other way?"

  Mei'er was originally going to shake her head, but suddenly stopped, biting her silver teeth, as if she had decided something, and said to me: "Forget it, I'm the one you rescued, so I'll help you once more!"

  Mei'er's eyes were somewhat complex, and after a long time, she spoke again: "Lift your head up."

  I was stunned, I didn't see the connection between my cultivation and lifting my head, but I still lifted it up: "What's going on, do you..." Before I could finish speaking, Mei'er suddenly pounced on me, and those enticing red lips were pressed against mine...

  Her soft and delicate lips made me feel a little dizzy, what shocked me even more was that Mei'er actually used her tongue to probe my teeth, wanting to enter my mouth. Xia Tian instantly hardened, directly pressing against Mei'er's thigh.

  Could it be that Mei'er wants to cultivate with me? I'm going crazy! I'm still a pure and innocent young man, this is my first time, can't just hand it over like that!

  Look at Mei'er's skilled kissing technique, probably not for the first time. But it's not bad that the first time can be given to such a beautiful little fox spirit.

  I was just about to respond to Mei'er, but she suddenly relaxed her mouth and looked at me with a shy expression: "What are you doing? Don't use things to press against me, that... kind of feeling is so weird!"

  When I heard Mei'er's words, I almost vomited blood. Was she teasing me? But before I could speak, Mei'er used her hand to separate my pants and grasped Xia Tian: "Hurry up, this way I have no way to transmit the true energy to you!"

  I couldn't hear clearly what she was saying anymore, and I just stood there in a daze, Little Xia Tian grew up a bit more.

  Mei'er used her hand to push it away, but as soon as she pushed it aside, Xia Tian mischievously bounced back, and Mei'er kept pushing... This... Is this the legendary **?