Chapter 005: Ambiguity in Front of the Toilet

  I hastily closed my eyes, trying to pretend I was asleep, but Mother Tiger's voice came over at this time: "Don't pretend, I know you're awake, eat your rice."

  Helplessly opening his eyes, he dryly laughed twice: "Teacher, how did you come here?"

  Mother Tiger Jiang handed me the lunch box and chopsticks in her hand, saying irritably: "My students are almost beaten to death, can't I come and see him as a class teacher?"

  Mother Tiger's brow furrowed, and with that tone, in my hidden little summer, it actually hardened!

  To be honest, if Mother Tiger could tone down her temper a bit, she would absolutely be a stunning beauty that everyone loves. Her figure is curvy in all the right places, and before I met Mei'er, Mother Tiger's physique was definitely the best I've ever seen. As for her face, it's not any weaker than Mei'er's!

  Mei'er's face gives people a sense of purity, but because she is a nine-tailed fox herself, she also gives off a seductive feeling. In contrast, Mother Tiger exudes an air of maturity and refinement.

  Actually, Mother Tiger is not very old, only 25 years old. She graduated from university and became a teacher at our school. By the time we were in high school, she had become our class advisor. I remember the first time I saw Mother Tiger, her twin peaks were turbulent, my nose was bleeding, and my mouth was watering, which shows how deadly Mother Tiger is.

  Unfortunately, this woman's menopause came ahead of schedule...

  "Summer student, you tell me, who exactly made you like this?" Mother Tiger said with a hum: "Dare to move my Zhao Qian's student, really can't live with it!"

  I was still dazed when I heard the old tiger's words, and suddenly came to my senses. I forced a laugh: "Teacher, I just accidentally fell..."

  I don't want Mother Tiger to know about me and Zhou Feng's affair. She is just a small class teacher, can't help me at all.

  "Fall down? Fall down can make your nose blue and face swollen, and also fall into the hospital?" Mother Tiger frowned at me and continued to say: "Teacher, I'm not a three-year-old kid!" Ah, yes, you're not. You're always a 30-year-old middle-aged tiger, but wearing a 25-year-old skin!

  I knew I couldn't fool the old lady, so I could only pretend to laugh, but she kept asking this and that, just like Tang Seng possessed, although I'm not Sun Wukong, but I also can't take it!

  "Teacher, I want to pee, can you help me get to the toilet?" I could only change the subject and divert Mother Tiger's attention, otherwise someone would lose their life.

  My head is still dizzy and I don't know if it's the aftermath of that hot flush, my body has no strength either, plus I have a bit of an urge to pee, so I used this as an excuse.

  My mother glared at me and said, "You really have a lot of nerve!" Although she said so with her mouth, she still helped me up from the hospital bed, put on my shoes, and had me lean on her as we walked to the hospital bathroom.

  The mother tiger's twin peaks kept rubbing against my arm, it felt incredibly wonderful, and that little thing of mine was getting restless again.

  Just as I was about to enter the toilet, I had a feeling of reluctance in my heart. How did this hospital build it? It's too unprofessional! The toilet and ward are so close!

  "You go in yourself." When we reached the toilet door, Mother Tiger was about to let go. Although I felt a bit reluctant to part with that feeling, after all she was a girl, so I nodded.

  As soon as Mother Tiger loosened her grip, my footsteps became empty, and I almost fell down. Just when I wanted to steady myself, my feet slipped again, and I fell towards Mother Tiger's direction.

  I wanted to hold onto Mother Tiger with both hands, but she wasn't prepared either, and we fell down together.

  Before I fell, my mind was a complete blank. When I came to, I felt something extra in my hands. I grabbed at it, and it was pretty elastic. This feeling is so familiar! As I thought about it, I grabbed again twice, and I was shocked! Isn't this the same feeling as when I touched her breasts this morning?! I said why does it feel so familiar? Although it's through clothes, but it's summer, not much difference, right?! Wait, whose breasts are these?! I looked down, and I was shocked! It's Mother Tiger!

  "Teacher, I...I didn't mean to..." Before I could finish speaking, Mother Tiger suddenly let out a loud roar: "AHHH!!!"

  I was suddenly flustered, the hospital had a lot of people, and her yelling would attract who knows how many people. The two of us were in such an ambiguous position, if someone saw us, they'd definitely misunderstand! What made me even more anxious was that this woman changed her tone and actually wanted to shout out loud again. In my panic, I used my mouth to cover hers.

  As for why I didn't use my hand to block it, do you think a loser like me would give up such a good opportunity? If I miss this chance, will I have another one in the future?!

  But who would have thought that this old tigress was not a fuel-efficient lamp, and with one kick, she kicked me to the ground. I'm so dead! This poor guy is killed! Brother, how can you be so fragile?!

  My brother is injured, and I'm gritting my teeth in pain, but I couldn't make a sound. Originally, the goal was just to shut Mother Tiger's mouth, but now it seems that my own mouth needs to be shut even more.

  When I saw Mother Tiger was not around, I felt a sense of chaos and hastily let go of my mouth, my brother really couldn't hold on anymore!

  Mother tiger's face turned red like an apple, looking at me with a pale complexion, said awkwardly: "I... I didn't mean to..."

  I'm so frustrated! It's not intentional, but I kicked it so accurately. If this were intentional, wouldn't I have to cut off my descendants?

  "As long as the teacher doesn't blame me for what happened earlier... I'm actually quite relieved that Mother Tiger didn't mind when I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips."

  The mother tiger turned her head to one side, her face red: "Then why don't you get up quickly!" Hey! The mother tiger was actually shy, but after this commotion, the dizzy feeling in my head had disappeared, and my physical strength had recovered a lot.

  I reluctantly moved my hand away from the mother tiger's chest and heard her coughing again, so I quickly stood up.

  "This thing you can't tell anyone!" Mother Tiger stood up from the ground, transforming from a gentle little cat into a fierce tiger.

  How dare I disagree, unless I'm fed up with living: "No way, no way, even if you kill me I won't say!" If you can't kill me, then it's a different story.

  "Aren't you supposed to go to the toilet? Hurry up and go!" Mother Tiger said, her face red with anger as she saw me still staring at his chest.

  The mother tiger looked embarrassed, and was actually quite cute. Pfft! How could I have such a thought? My whole body shuddered as I dryly laughed at the mother tiger a few times before turning around and entering the bathroom.

  When I arrived at the toilet, I didn't let Xia Tian out to breathe, but instead stared at my own hands and smiled foolishly, really pathetic.

  Then I slowly pulled out my little brother and started peeing, hey! Who would have thought, it's really true that when you're happy, your spirit is refreshed, even peeing can bring a sense of pleasure.