Volume 2: Wu Xiang Gong Chapter 4: Leaving behind a stunning beauty to masturbate alone...

  The boss's wife is a trustworthy person, which Wang Lu had deeply experienced two years ago. Two years later, the boss's wife was still the same, her words were always followed by actions, and it was hard to catch up with her.

  The two of them finished their lunch under the tree. The landlady cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks, picked up the food box: "Alright, shall we get started?"

  "What's going on?"

  "Of course I'm going to practice martial arts! It's neither early nor late, so let's just take advantage of the present moment. Let's consider it a digestion aid. Follow me."

  The boss's wife said, turned around and stepped forward, along a rugged road climbing upwards, also didn't know where to go. Wang Lu didn't ask much either, closely followed behind her.

  Two people walked one after the other on the winding mountain road of Mt. Lingyan, moving swiftly. Although the mistress was carrying a heavy food box with fragile tableware inside, she walked as if on flat ground, without the box shaking even once, and there wasn't even the slightest sound of bowls and chopsticks colliding, displaying extremely high-level lightness kung fu.

  As for Wang Lu, it was far from enough. Although he had been running and climbing mountains every day for two years and had become a super endurance person, he was not a martial artist after all. His climbing movements were very awkward and he could only barely keep up with the boss's speed by using his hands and feet together.

  They walked for half a day, until the strange rocks beside them turned into a peach blossom forest, and the surroundings were desolate and uninhabited. Only then did the old lady stop her footsteps.

  "Not bad, you're actually keeping up and not even panting! Monkeys can't climb as well as you!"

  "Hey, we're mountain folks, running a monkey to death is a household skill."

  "Your housekeeping skills are really not good enough! However, this also proves that you haven't wasted the past two years. Your foundation is very solid, so from now on, things will be a bit easier. I'll directly teach you an extraordinary divine skill, just focus on practicing it, the only problem is, it might be a bit tough."

  Wang Lu smiled and said: "It's hard work, but serving the people is what matters. However, at my age now, isn't it a bit late to start learning martial arts?"

  The boss's wife patted her chest confidently: "You're putting me on the same level as those mediocre masters, let alone you being only fourteen years old, even if you start learning from me at forty it won't be too late!"

  "This sounds familiar..."

  ——

  Wang Lu and the boss's wife were chatting and laughing, the foreplay was done very happily, but when the boss's wife actually practiced what she called the "Dragon Subduing Divine Art" of the outer sect for the first time, Wang Lu immediately knelt down.

  The Dragon Subduing Fist is not complicated, the entire set consists of only sixteen moves, broken down into just over thirty actions. However...the difficulty of the actions is enough to make one's hair stand on end. The creator of this fist must have had a deep hatred for humanity, designing each move to go against human physiology, either twisting joints outward or stretching limbs in a way that tears ligaments. Wang Lu saw half of it and felt that the two words "Dragon Subduing" probably meant that even if a dragon were to practice this fist, by halfway through it would be subdued.

  Of course, the technique is inhumane, but there are indeed extraordinary people in the world who can master such an inhumane technique. The boss's wife did it once and didn't even break a sweat, making Wang Lu highly suspect that this lively young girl might have eaten some strange fruit when she was little, allowing her limbs to be freely disassembled and recombined, stretched and lengthened at will.

  "Alright, that's the breakdown of all 16 moves of the Dragon Subduing Hand technique. How does it feel?"

  After finishing this set of non-human fists, the boss's wife smiled and asked: "How much can you remember?"

  "Reporting to Master, I've already forgotten half of it. May I ask if forgetting all of it means I can graduate? Please give me two more minutes..."

  "Damn it! You're messing with me!"

  "Because I really don't want to add such an inhumane memory for myself, Master, is there a more reliable kung fu?"

  The boss's wife suddenly got angry, just like a great artist whose artistic attainments were completely denied by others: "You little brat, what do you know?! Do you know how many people in the world dream of learning even one move of the Dragon Subduing Technique but can't? Practice it honestly for me! If you don't practice well, you're not allowed to eat!"

  How dare you use food as a threat! How despicable!

  Wang Lu began his cultivation with a very stubborn and straightforward attitude.

  Although he had a thousand reservations in his heart, when Wang Lu actually started cultivating, his progress was unexpectedly fast.

  The boss's wife only demonstrated once, but every move was deeply imprinted in her mind... Of course, this can also be explained as those anti-human moves, the impact is really too strong.

  When Wang Lu easily completed the three movements of the first move without much hindrance, even the boss's wife couldn't help but be surprised: "Not bad, your flexibility."

  Wang Lu weakly said: "You're the one who's a meat-person type!"

  "Alright, since you can easily complete the previous moves, let's speed up a bit. Next, try to incorporate breathing requirements. Come on, breathe according to my commands..."

  This time the difficulty has increased a lot. Although it's not difficult for Wang Lu to perform those embarrassing moves with his physical condition, when the boss lady leads the breathing with a special rhythm, Wang Lu suddenly feels under tremendous pressure. The boss lady's rhythm is completely unpredictable, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, fast like a sudden rainstorm, making one unable to keep up. Slowly, it's almost suffocating. It's more like a game of intimidation than breathing training.

  However, it wasn't long before Wang Lu felt that there seemed to be a special flow of air in his body, which, under the leadership of the boss's slogan, flowed smoothly through every part of his body.

  As he moved with his breath, all the muscles in his body began to tremble slightly and contract. Although the amplitude was not large, all the muscles in his body were moving together, but the physical consumption was extremely intense. Wang Lu only persisted for a moment before sweating profusely and his heart racing uncontrollably.

  The boss's wife saw him sweating profusely and exclaimed in surprise: "Oh? You're reacting so quickly? Your sense of qi is truly sharp. If you were in the mortal world, you'd be a rare martial arts prodigy who appears only once in a hundred years."

  Wang Luqiang endured his uncomfortable breathing: "Damn it, I'm a Void Spirit Root, a rare talent in the Cultivation World that only appears once every ten thousand years!"

  "Alright, that's enough for today... you've been trained to the point of exhaustion, just like a dead dog. Go back and rest well, once you've recovered, make time to practice. After mastering this set of Dragon Subduing Technique, I'll teach you a few more combat skills. With your talent and my exceptional teaching skills, within a month, you should be able to take down those thugs from Zhu Qin's gang single-handedly."

  My goodness! After a month of hard practice, I can only beat one of the opponents' lackeys? How far behind have I fallen in these two years?! My revered master, shouldn't you consider compensating me for my lost youth?!

  ——

  That night, Wang Lu returned to Wu Xiang Peak with a tired body and fell asleep as soon as he lay down. The next morning, his whole body was sore and he felt like dying.

  But then he remembered that he hadn't eaten breakfast yet, so Wang Lu struggled to get up and walked unsteadily into the living room, where he resolutely swept away the steamed buns, salted vegetables, porridge, and sliced ham on the table.

  After dinner and washing the dishes, Wang Lu pushed open his master's door. As expected, it was again filled with the smell of wine. His master was sleeping like a dead dog, her white clothes were spotless, but under that sprawling sleep posture, she revealed quite a bit of spring scenery. To be objective, if one were to evaluate this fifth elder, she could be considered a rare beauty - of course, if one were to consider her temperament and other factors, she would instantly become a detestable cow demon snake spirit.

  The master is a beauty, which has been the dream of many young cultivators in the cultivation world for years. Unfortunately, two years have passed and Wang Lu has already become tired of this so-called spring scenery. He glanced at her and saw that she was still alive, but he couldn't be bothered to pay attention to this exceptional master anymore. Fortunately, there were no classes scheduled at the Cloudy Peak Hall today, so he could focus on practicing his skills at the Wuxiang Peak. According to the boss's wife, the more tired you are when practicing the Dragon Subduing Technique, the better the effect will be, which can even double the results.

  As for the training ground, there's no need to be overly demanding, just an empty space outside the house will do. To expect that dead dog inside the house to provide a professional martial arts training ground like other peak masters do for their true transmission disciples, let alone a cave heaven and blessed land... Ha ha, forget it!

  After exercising his limbs slightly outside the house, Wang Lu endured the pain of his limbs feeling like they were going to split apart and began practicing the Dragon Subduing Hand technique according to the instructions given by the boss's wife yesterday. Although he lacked the boss's wife's guidance on coordinating his breathing rhythm, this set of movements was already an excellent way to strengthen his body.

  After one round, Wang Lu only felt that the soreness all over his body had alleviated a bit, and couldn't help but praise this set of mortal martial arts for being truly effective. The boss lady was a great master to follow, especially compared to the one in the house, she was a deeply moving spicy teacher!

  As he thought about it, Wang Lu started practicing the Dragon Subduing Inner Force Technique from scratch again - after all, he was idle anyway.

  But this time, just halfway through practice, a lazy moan came from inside the house: "Ah... my head hurts..."

  Haha, hungover yet? You big idiot! So poor that you even embezzle the sect's allowance for disciples, and still spend hundreds of spirit stones on a bottle of Xianqiong wine every day. You deserve to die from a headache! It would be best if you got drunk into stupidity and were turned into a human-shaped meat puppet by the Black-skinned Kunlun slaves!

  However, the Five Elders are still the Five Elders. With a change of heart, their intoxication was completely gone, and they regained their honor and glory.

  "Hmm, slept very comfortably, and got drunk very comfortably too! Haha! Let's drink again in two days!"

  As she spoke, the woman walked out of the door with big strides and saw Wang Lu practicing his Dragon Subduing Technique, but was taken aback.

  "What on earth are you doing, Xiao Wang Lu?"

  Wang Lu irritably retorted: "Hmph, can't you see? I'm cultivating!"

  "Practicing?" The Fifth Elder was suddenly perplexed, "What kind of practice? Have I ever taught you any martial arts?"

  You're still shameless enough to say that! For two years, you haven't taught me any martial arts! Every day it's either long-distance running or soaking in the bath, are you taking on an apprentice or raising pigs?!

  The five elders looked at Wang Lu with interest, carefully observing his posture, and couldn't help but feel even more puzzled: "Why do I think you're practicing mortal martial arts?"

  Wang Lu then simply stopped practicing and stood up, saying: "It's just the mortal world's martial arts. I met a master at the foot of the mountain who saw that I had been training in the Lingjian Sect for two years but could only catch dead monkeys. Out of sympathy, he taught me an unparalleled divine technique."

  The five elders were stunned for a long time, then stomped their feet in anger: "What kind of nonsense is this! Teaching a true disciple of a Xianmen sect worldly martial arts? What kind of stupid thinking is this? Xiao Wanglu, you're also an idiot, not seeking guidance from a renowned master like me, but instead finding some Jianghu swindler to teach you worldly martial arts? You, you really are so foolish, your brain must be waterlogged!"

  Wang Lu was also anxious: "You also know what kind of cafeteria is on the misty peak! Why do you still give me a long-term effective meal ticket? Moreover, no matter how much of a Jianghu scammer he is, the kung fu he taught us is real! Wasting two years of time here is actually not as good as learning from a master for one night, and you have the nerve to say that!"

  The five elders were shocked and outraged: "You rebellious thief, how dare you mention me in the same breath as a Jianghu swindler?!"

  "How dare you mention yourself in the same breath as others?!"

  Wang Lu's ridicule had just begun when he was interrupted by his enraged master.

  "You fool, you're blind! Do you really think that I, as your master, have been idle and neglecting your affairs for the past two years?"

  Wang Lu sneered: "Then please, Master, make a Heart Demon's Vow. For the past two years, I have been wholeheartedly devoted to cultivating my disciple, using all my strength to nurture him. If I have been insincere, then from now on, I will abstain from wine and lust, and model my daily habits after those of Palm Punishment Elder Fang He!"

  The five elders' faces turned pale: "Abstain from wine and women!? Who taught you such a vicious oath?!"

  "Hmm, Master is feeling guilty?"

  "Damn it, my kidneys are weak but my heart isn't! I... cough, I just accidentally forgot how to cast the Heart Demon's Oath."

  "This is the reason you can come up with? Please have some shame!"

  The five elders were driven to a dead end by Ai Tu, their faces red with rage: "You! You're dragging this out so much, aren't you just refusing to acknowledge my level? That's simple, go get that wild chicken of a master of yours and let's have a showdown!"

  Wang Lu was shocked: "Master, your bottom line has reached a new low! You're a Golden Dan cultivator, and you're comparing yourself to a mortal martial artist?"

  The five elders angrily said: "Of course I will suppress my own cultivation to the level of a mortal! A fair trial, and the winner shall be king!"

  "Haha, you're thinking beautifully. When the time comes, you'll intentionally lose the competition and then take the opportunity to kick out this useless disciple of mine, and from then on, be carefree and happy..."

  The words were not finished, and was interrupted by the Fifth Elder again. At this time, under the urgent situation, she dared to make a heavy bet: "If I lose, you can dispose of me as you wish! Being your plaything is also uncomplaining!"

  "Sold!"

  Wang Lu took advantage of the situation and struck while the iron was hot. The five elders calmed down a bit, reflected on it, and seemed to have been played by their own beloved disciple.

  However, after all, he is just a young kid who has not seen the world, and this little trick is not enough to be on stage. Hey, actually practicing mortal martial arts, unaware that he is receiving the greatest education from Lingjian Mountain!

  It's like having a world-class beauty at your beck and call, but instead, you're masturbating until you bleed! This stupid apprentice needs to be disciplined after this incident!