Chapter 55 of Volume One: Who is the Son and Who is the Father?
The next morning, before he could even swallow half of his fried dough stick, Pang Guang suddenly heard Pang Da Hu announce some thrilling good news. His eyes lit up instantly and he almost choked on the oil strip. After a brief pause, he excitedly asked: "Dad, did I hear that right? You agreed to buy me a car?"
"That's right, it can move on its own, not a 1:12 scale model car." Pang Da Hu looked at Pang Guang's expression, with saliva almost dripping down, and felt extremely pleased in his heart. He had calculated this morning that this decision would absolutely shock Pang Guang, just look at how excited he was, the effect was too obvious.
"Pang Guang, drink some soy milk quickly, don't choke on it." Luo Lijiang glared at Pang Datou, signaling him to keep quiet and let Pang Guang calm down.
Pang Guang took a big gulp of soy milk: "Mom, I'm fine now. Dad just agreed to buy me a car. Yay!"
"It's just conditional." Pang Datou broke off half a fried dough stick, put it in the cup to dip in soy milk, and slowly said after putting it in his mouth.
"Come on, come on, what conditions can I meet to read the latest chapter of 'Deadly Princess'?" Pang Guang didn't even care about eating breakfast anymore, and looked at Pang Dahu with a face full of expectation.
Pang Da's tiger-like mouth moved a few times, and after swallowing the fried dough stick, he said: "The condition is only one, very simple. If you can get into Shanghai Shan Middle School, I'll buy you a car right away. The standard is between 100,000 to 150,000 yuan, and you can choose any brand you like."
"I... rely on... Hai Shan University? Are you kidding me?" Pang Guang almost spat out his soy milk, he raised his hand and counted with his fingers: "You're only in the second year of high school now, and you're already talking about something that's more than a year away, isn't that too much?"
"You stinky kid, can't even speak properly, who's the son and who's the father?" Pang Da Hu knocked on Pang Guang's forehead.
Looking at Pang Guang's expectant face, Lin Junyun couldn't help but smile, thinking that Pang Guang's father was too talented. With a flick of his wrist, he drew a huge pancake suspended in mid-air. "Eat, come eat!" he said. "It's not that I won't give you pancakes, it's just that you don't have the ability to eat them. You can see but can't touch." If someone like Pang Guang could get into Shanghai Mountain University, all students from East City Middle School would be exempt from exams and could take a direct helicopter to register at Shanghai Mountain University.
"Let me finish speaking." Pang Da Hu knocked on the dinner table: "Where did you learn to speak with such a foul mouth? Otherwise, I won't buy that other thing for you either."
"Come on, why didn't you say so earlier? You've been starving me for half a day." Pang Guang's eyes lit up instantly.
"Huh?" Pang Da Hu stared at Pang Guang with a straight brow and wide eyes: "Speak clearly, are you not taking my words seriously?"
"Look at this stinky mouth of mine, it really deserves a beating. I promise it won't happen again next time." Pang Guang smiled and begged: "Dad, what else do you want to buy for me? Tell me quickly!"
"Last hurray!" Pang Dahu glared at Pang Guang: "I've thought about it, now that Jun Yun has moved over to live with us, one computer is clearly not enough. I was thinking of buying you another computer, but..." Just as Pang Dahu hadn't finished speaking, the phone on the dining table suddenly rang out with a strange ringtone, interrupting his train of thought. He picked up the phone to answer it.
After connecting, the receiver transmitted a recording: "Hello, you have a package, but due to an unclear address, it cannot be delivered. Please contact the postal customer service quickly, the phone number is..." Pang Datou was furious and hung up immediately. He dialed Li Kechang's phone number and explained the situation. Only then did his gaze return to Pang Guang: "What was I just about to say?"
"Laozi said he would buy me a computer." Pang Guang, who had been holding back his excitement, reminded him eagerly.
"Huh? How did you swear again, this is the second warning." Pang Dahu rubbed his forehead and thought for a moment, then said: "Okay, I'll buy you a computer, but there's a condition. There's only one month left before the final exams, as long as you pass, I'll buy you a computer."
"Dad, I passed the exam, are you kidding me?" Pang Guang collapsed, his grades were like being cursed by a witch, since elementary school, no matter which subject, he never scored more than 10 points, becoming a big joke. Even the previous private school of Baishui Middle School had a popular saying because of this unstoppable myth: "Have you scored ten points today? You've finally scored ten points! Your dad, mom, grandparents, uncles, aunts, and all your ancestors for eighteen generations have all scored ten points!"
Pang Guang had no choice but to fight one by one, and finally he couldn't hear others using the phrase "very" as a catchphrase anymore. The reason wasn't that others were afraid of being beaten up and didn't dare say it, but because overnight, he was labeled as a dangerous person by the school, either voluntarily transferring out or being expelled.
"As long as you put your mind to it, I believe you can do it. As long as you pass the exam, you can choose whatever computer configuration you want and I'll buy it for you." Pang Dahu got up and went back to his room to change clothes and get ready for work.
Pang Guang suddenly stood up with a "whoosh", his face alternating between pale and red: "Whatever configuration you want, I'll choose it, no regrets!"
"I won't regret it!" Pang Dahu's eyes narrowed into a line, thinking that he would have to bother with the car problem for a long time, but unexpectedly, one computer had subdued him. He was happy that his educational approach could change his way of thinking in time.
"Alright, deal." Pang Guang stood up, shouldered his backpack and ran out.
